ChatAssassin: Alright, I'm going to be sending out roles now. Please do not say anything in chat until I ask for confirmation of roles.
To TheChaosNinja: You are the King.
To occooa: You are the Assassin.
To Behemoth542: You are a Guard. TheChaosNinja is your King.
To Sorcerer_: You are a Guard. TheChaosNinja is your King.
To Pigjr1: You are a Guard. TheChaosNinja is your King.
To RaceBandit: You are a Guard. TheChaosNinja is your King.
To Syx0: You are a Guard. TheChaosNinja is your King.
ChatAssassin: Please confirm roles.
Syx0: Role confirmed.
Pigjr1: Kongfirm
TheChaosNinja: Confirmed.
RaceBandit: .confirm
Sorcerer_: confirmed
occooa: confirmed
To Sorcerer_: No, you confirm in chat.
Sorcerer_: confirm
Tuuurtlnob: (Oh, Cocoa's playing? Dang, if I didn't have to leave soon, I would've joined to vote her every day. :D)
ChatAssassin: Just waiting for Behemoth to confirm.
occooa: I haven't even played a chat mafia before :(
occooa: sry if i do sumthin wrong
Tuuurtlnob: Exactly!
Pigjr1: ChatAssassin confirmed Assassin
Sorcerer_: cocoa same here
TheChaosNinja: It's not like a usual mafia game. You do understand what this is, though.
occooa: ya
To Pigjr1: Don't whisper Sorcerer, you know better.
Behemoth542: COnfir, sorry, was away
ChatAssassin: It is now Day 1. With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Day will last 15 minutes, XX:30.
ChatAssassin: Last game, the players were vote hopping really quickly, making it incredibly difficult to track. As a courtesy, please try to refrain from doing that, thanks. :)
Behemoth542: please do that as much as you like
occooa: lol
TheChaosNinja: So, what shall we do?
Tuuurtlnob: ([Vote: ChatAssassin] for trying to control votes.)
RaceBandit: Hail to the King! Hail to the one! Kneel to the crown! Uh, I forgot the fourth part.
occooa: to unvote do you have to type [unvote] or just vote for the new person?
RaceBandit: I think you have to .unvote first
TheChaosNinja: Best to say [unvote]
Behemoth542: You must type unvote
ChatAssassin: [Unvote] please.
Sorcerer_: [Vote : Pigjr1
TheChaosNinja: All hail the King!
occooa: k cuz it was different in turtle mafia
Pigjr1: why me
Sorcerer_: u speaked confirmed asasin
ChatAssassin: Votes: Pigjr1 - 1 (Sorcerer_)
Sorcerer_: ...
Pigjr1: ...
TheChaosNinja: It's the first day. We don't have any clue to lead.
occooa: wat
occooa: piggy nuuu
Pigjr1: cocoa...n nuuu
Syx0: I think he meant that ChatAssassin was the Assassin. :)
RaceBandit: Clearly the only thing to do is listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY.
Tuuurtlnob: Please tell me Pig's the assassin. That would be hilarious.  (reply)
RaceBandit: While playing. (Remove the period from the URL.)
To Tuuurtlnob: Naw, sorry.
Behemoth542: Is it "Perfect Assasination" of Two Steps From Hell?
occooa: nop
RaceBandit: Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold.
Behemoth542: lame
Pigjr1: Ultimate Assassin
TheChaosNinja: Behe knew a song about assassination.
TheChaosNinja: LYNCH!
Sorcerer_: does any1 voted?
ChatAssassin: 10 minutes, then I'll RNG a Guard.
Behemoth542: aw shiet
Pigjr1: u voted me remember
RaceBandit: The RNG should probably be completely random so it doesn't benefit the 'sin.
Behemoth542: I don't wanna die
Sorcerer_: RNG?
RaceBandit: Random Number Goddess.
Pigjr1: Random Number Generator
occooa: random number generator
Behemoth542: Random Number Generator
RaceBandit: Oops I called her an it.
Pigjr1: Randomly picked guard
TheChaosNinja: Curse my slow typing speed.
RaceBandit: Pig that's RPG.
RaceBandit: And I don't think the palace allows bazookas.
RaceBandit: [Vote: Pigjr1] (placeholder)
Pigjr1: wut
Sorcerer_: lol
RaceBandit: (also a joke vote)
Pigjr1: 2 votes on me wow
RaceBandit: Frisk him now!
TheChaosNinja: I do like me some bacon.
Sorcerer_: who is placeholder?
TheChaosNinja: [Vote: Pig]
RaceBandit: Nobody, I'm just saying my vote's a placeholder/joke vote.
Pigjr1: placeholder is not a person
Pigjr1: wow 3 votes
Pigjr1: you guys must hate me
occooa: why everyone voting my piggy :(
TheChaosNinja: Because bacon.
Syx0: [Vote: RaceBandit]
RaceBandit: Because your piggy tried to eat the guards.
TheChaosNinja: And complete guess.
Pigjr1: ...
occooa: [Vote: RaceBandit]
ChatAssassin: Votes: Pigjr1 - 3 (Sorcerer_, RaceBandit, TheChaosNinja), RaceBandit - 2 (Synx0, occooa)
occooa: seems to be quite obsessed with king-related stuff :)))
RaceBandit: Actually no it was for random-ass reasons.
Sorcerer_: [Unvote : Piggy
RaceBandit: [Unvote]
TheChaosNinja: [Unvote]
Sorcerer_: [Unvote]
TheChaosNinja: Your precious meat will be saved for now.
ChatAssassin: Votes: RaceBandit - 2 (Synx0, occooa)
Pigjr1: thanks
occooa: >synx0
TheChaosNinja: For now...
Pigjr1: i was thinking that too cocoa
ChatAssassin: woops.
RaceBandit: In all seriousness, though, if you don't keep your pigs in line they might eat humans. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FedToPigs
Pigjr1: it's like our minds are intertwined
occooa: think in sync
Pigjr1: race trying to distract us with a link
RaceBandit: And yes, I can imagine Emboar!Jojo eating humans.
Pigjr1: obvious assassin
occooa: obvious
Sorcerer_: [Vote : RaceBandit]
RaceBandit: [Vote: RaceBandit] lol bye
TheChaosNinja: [Vote: Race]
TheChaosNinja: End the day.
ChatAssassin: RaceBandit, the Guard, has been lynched!
occooa: damn
ChatAssassin: It is now Day 2, with 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
TheChaosNinja: Too bad I didn't see the suicide.
Sorcerer_: what is this?
ChatAssassin: Day will end at XX:40.
occooa: rip race
ChatAssassin: Players: Sorcerer_, Pigjr1, occooa, Behemoth541, Syx0, TheChaosNinja
occooa: if only racefan12
Pigjr1: rip the bandit
Pigjr1: rip in peace
occooa: rip in peach
Sorcerer_: rip in peach??
TheChaosNinja: So. What now?
occooa: this is fun
occooa: yeah, rip in peach
Pigjr1: >Behemoth541
Pigjr1: Is that like an alt or something?
ChatAssassin: Players: Sorcerer_, Pigjr1, occooa, Behemoth542, Syx0, TheChaosNinja
occooa: lol
ChatAssassin: I don't know what you're talking about.
occooa: what if my piggy really is assassin :'(
occooa: how could you betray me
Pigjr1: i wouldn't betray u cocoa
Syx0: [vote: behemoth542]
Sorcerer_: better question : what is this blue thingy in Behemoth's Avatar?
occooa: why?
Pigjr1: A cube
occooa: it's a... cube
TheChaosNinja: Syx is randomly voting with no reason.
TheChaosNinja: [Vote: Syx]
occooa: good point
Sorcerer_: [Vote: Syx0
TheChaosNinja: And he started the race bandwagon.
occooa: [Vote: Syx]
Pigjr1: rip Syx
TheChaosNinja: And no discoussion.
TheChaosNinja: *discussion
ChatAssassin: Votes: Behemoth542 - 1 (Syx0), Syx0 - 3 (TheChaosNinja, Sorcerer_, occooa)
occooa: discushion
Behemoth542: [Vote: Syx]
Syx0: I'd rather say it was an educated guess.
Syx0: but okay.
occooa: dis cushion is so comfy
TheChaosNinja: Educated?
Pigjr1: rip in peace syx
ChatAssassin: Syx0, the Guard, has been lynched!
TheChaosNinja: Oh dear.
Sorcerer_: lol
TheChaosNinja: Whoops!
occooa: ._.
ChatAssassin: It is now Day 3. With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. Day will last until XX:40.
Pigjr1: Well guys
Pigjr1: We can't just keep guessing
ChatAssassin: Players: Sorcerer_, Pigjr1, occooa, Behemoth542, TheChaosNinja
occooa: but what do we have to go on?
Pigjr1: That narrows down the assassin's choices
TheChaosNinja: Cocca is right.
TheChaosNinja: We need more discussion.
TheChaosNinja: More interrogation.
occooa: someone's gonna get lynched either by RNG or voting, it's best we choose the most likely person
Syx0: Can I speak now that I'm lynched, no?
Pigjr1: NO
ChatAssassin: (No.)
ChatAssassin: (In brackets, with off-topic discussion, yes.)
Pigjr1: Alright
occooa: behe's quiet...
Pigjr1: Let's discuss then.
Sorcerer_: so if someone is lynched he can speak but not about this game?
Pigjr1: Let's interrogate then.
occooa: a little TOO quiet... >:)))
RaceBandit: (Lynching a player kills them, although not immediately for the Assassin.)
Pigjr1: Behemoth why are you too quiet?
Sorcerer_: Assassins are quiet
Sorcerer_: ...
occooa: true true :)))
Behemoth542: Because I'm reading
occooa: reading your GUN
Pigjr1: Have you read anything of interest?
Sorcerer_: u are reading about lynching kings?
occooa: lolol
Pigjr1: lol
Behemoth542: Hmm, nope.
Behemoth542: I've read this book about a million times.
Pigjr1: K very interesting
Behemoth542: "The Name of the Wind", Patrick Rothfuss.
ChatAssassin: No votes yet. 8 minutes remaining.
TheChaosNinja: Behe is quiet, and distracting.
Behemoth542: Well, guess that means I'm the next to be lynched
Pigjr1: Perhaps
Sorcerer_: and have got a strange cube
occooa: oh, sorry if this is a dumb question, but does assassin win if the king is lynched (by vote)?
Pigjr1: Unless someone spontaneously bursts "I AM THE ASSASSIN!"
Behemoth542: Mhm
ChatAssassin: Yes.
Pigjr1: yes cocoa
RaceBandit: (If the King dies for any reason the Assassin wins.)
occooa: pig, you just said you are the assassin omg
Behemoth542: 'K, guess I'll just have to sit back and watch you vote me
Pigjr1: no
occooa: what if king dies of dysentery
Sorcerer_: no
Sorcerer_: he didnt
Behemoth542: [Vote: Behemoth542]
Sorcerer_: lol
Behemoth542: 'K, back to reading
Pigjr1: k cya beh
TheChaosNinja: This is not Oregon, cocca.
RaceBandit: (@cocoa: Then you should stop playing Oregon Trail. Kappa)
ChatAssassin: Votes: Behemoth542 - 1 (Behemoth542)
occooa: dat
Pigjr1: cocoa
Sorcerer_: thats funny
Pigjr1: what if it turns out u r the assassin
Pigjr1: =O
occooa: omg
Pigjr1: ur not assassin rite
occooa: ofc not piggy
occooa: i will not betray our love
Pigjr1: good
occooa: lolol
occooa: uh do we vote behe or what
Pigjr1: We discuss
occooa: discuss wat
Pigjr1: About the book behe is reading
ChatAssassin: 5 minutes left.
Sorcerer_: 4 minutes
occooa: where did tcn g
occooa: go*
TheChaosNinja: Here.
occooa: alight
TheChaosNinja: Just had nothing interesting to say.
occooa: lol I forget who's playing
Sorcerer_: We are living in a crazy world
occooa: Players: Sorcerer_, Pigjr1, occooa, Behemoth542, TheChaosNinja
Behemoth542: [unvote]
occooa: in case you guys forgot too
Pigjr1: Ohaidere Behe
Behemoth542: [Vote: Pigjr1]
ChatAssassin: No votes.
ChatAssassin: 3 minutes remain.
Pigjr1: wut
Sorcerer_: why no votes?
occooa: why piggy :(
Pigjr1: OMGUS
Pigjr1: [Vote: Behemoth542]
ChatAssassin: Votes: Pigjr1 - 1 (Behemoth542), Behemoth542 - (Pigjr1)
occooa: pig 4 lyf
occooa: [Vote: Behemoth542]
Behemoth542: [Unvote]
Pigjr1: u go to read a book and then u pop out of nowhere to vote me?
Behemoth542: [Vote: Behemoth542]
Pigjr1: dat hammer
Pigjr1: of ham
ChatAssassin: Behemoth, the Guard, has been lynched.
Sorcerer_: lol
Behemoth542: Now get moving, slowpokes
TheChaosNinja: I'm getting some fishy vibes from occooa.
occooa: lol
ChatAssassin: Day 4 has begun. With 4 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. Day will end at XX:55.
occooa: you too
ChatAssassin: Players: Sorcerer_, Pigjr1, occooa, TheChaosNinja
Syx0: It's sorcerer, right?  (reply)
To Syx0: I forget.
Pigjr1: That's just because occooa lives near the occean.
Syx0: Fair enough. :)  (reply)
TheChaosNinja: [Vote: occooa]
occooa: >occean
occooa: pig how do u know where i live
occooa: r u assassin
ChatAssassin: Votes: occooa - 1 (TheChaosNinja)
Pigjr1: no
ChatAssassin: Amendment: to be fairer, it takes 2 votes.
ChatAssassin: Not 3.
Pigjr1: i would never betray our love
occooa: yay <3
Pigjr1: unless u were da assassin
occooa: u 2
TheChaosNinja: This is hopeless.
Sorcerer_: im back
occooa: wb
Pigjr1: This is quite hopeless
occooa: this is rather hopeless
Pigjr1: sorceror is nub obvious assassin
Sorcerer_: .....
occooa: mr. stone pls
Sorcerer_: nope
Pigjr1: that's exactly what the assassin would say
occooa: totally
Sorcerer_: nooooooo
TheChaosNinja: You lovers go vote for him.
Pigjr1: k mr. ninja
occooa: aww ppl recognize our relationship how cute
occooa: rite pigg
Pigjr1: yup
occooa: lol
Pigjr1: sorceror must be assassin
Pigjr1: [Vote: Sorceror]
occooa: [Vote: Sorcerer]
Sorcerer_: [Vote : occooa]
occooa: rood
TheChaosNinja: Too late dude.
ChatAssassin: Sorcerer_, a Guard, has been lynched1
ChatAssassin: !*
Sorcerer_: .......
occooa: damn it
Sorcerer_: why too late?
TheChaosNinja: Oh no.
Sorcerer_: i speaked in same moment as cocoa
TheChaosNinja: [Vote: occoa]
ChatAssassin: It is now Day 5. With 3 alive, it takes 2 to lynch. Day will end at XX:00.
occooa: well...
occooa: my piggeh
occooa: I have no choice
occooa: [Vote: TheChaosNinja]
ChatAssassin: The Assassin can openly use their kill, if they wish.
Sorcerer_: lol
Pigjr1: hm
TheChaosNinja: I will not budge my vote.
ChatAssassin: Votes: occooa - 1 (TheChaosNinja), TheChaosNinja - 1 (occooa)
Pigjr1: lemme reread
occooa: I need to play more mafias lol, more fun than I expected
TheChaosNinja: Tis not a normal mafia.
Pigjr1: O= I think cocoa was just trying to exploit our relationship so that she would get her way
occooa: omg really
occooa: how could I be so clever
Pigjr1: [Vote: cocoa]
ChatAssassin: occooa, the Assassin, is lynched! Please be quiet until occooa publicly announces who she is killing.
Sorcerer_: i knew this
Sorcerer_: i voted for him/her
occooa: TheChaosNinja
TheChaosNinja: *ninja log*
TheChaosNinja: Hah. You failed.
occooa: aw
ChatAssassin: TheChaosNinja, the King, has been killed!
TheChaosNinja: I shall live on as the King!
TheChaosNinja: bitch plz
ChatAssassin: Congratulations, Assassin!