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#pragma once

#ifndef UNICODE
#define UNICODE
#endif

#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#define NOCOMM
#define NOHELP
#define NOIMAGE
#define NOIME
#define NOKANJI
#define NOMCX
#define NOMEMMGR
#define NOMETAFILE
#define NOMINMAX
#define NOPROXYSTUB
#define NORPC
#define NOSERVICE
#define NOSOUND
#define NOTAPE

#include <Windows.h>

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