If only they knew what they were financing by Ruby

>You are Morning Glory
>Your special talent is sucking dick
>It has been this way since you fooled around with a colt in grade school
>This resulted in getting in a large amount of trouble with your parents and his
>You were kicked out of school, and inevitably kicked out of your parents' house when they saw your cutie mark
>It was a pair of lips - dick sucking lips
>You have since learned to cover your cutie mark up with a little bit of makeup
>To everyone you pass by, you appear to be a blank flank

>You have spent the past 5 years moving from boring job to boring job
>None of them have been dignifying, or with any chance of promotion
>You finally decided you couldn't take this anymore, and decided to pursue your passion
>That passion was pleasing others.

>Unfortunately, you don't have enough money to purchase your own brothel
>You also can't afford any real form of advertising
>Thus, you are left to the most tedious form of prostitution - street hooking.

>It isn't so bad during the summer
>But summer isn't for another 3 months
>It is raining like a motherfucker
>You have a box to keep the rain out of your face while you advertise your services
>There's only one problem
>You look like a fucking hobo

>You try your best to keep clean every day
>You make yourself look like a nice and presentable pony, someone a stallion could get attached to
>This only seems to cause problems though, as everyone takes pity on you
>It is extremely hard to attract customers when half of Ponyville is asking how you managed to sink this low
>Some ponies look at you with lust in their eyes, but turn away as guilt sets upon them
>To offset this loss in customers, you have even had to lower your prices
>A hoofjob, 5 bits; all the way, 10 bits; 20 bits and you can name anything you want -- within reason.
>This only seems to have a net negative effect
>If every pony were to just pay 10 bits to have sex with you and then leave, you'd be making around 10 bits per hour
>Unfortunately, many ponies and even a few non-ponies have been taking the 20 bit option and just dragging you around for an entire night
>They don't even have sex with you, they just do things like giving you a shower, sharing a bag of weed with you, feeding you bowls of eggs
>It's honestly not a productive use of your time and a bit more degrading than just having sex
>If it was just sex, then at least you'd be rendering a service and providing the world something useful
>Instead they're just treating you like some charity case, like someone who can't provide for herself
>You have your own home for Celstia's sake!

>You are beginning to wonder whether or not it might be a good idea to remove the 20 bit option
>Ponyville is a small town, and getting more than 2 Stallions interested in sex on a daily basis isn't always easy
>Much as the charity cases are demeaning, they're reliable money
>Moreover, some of them offer sizeable tips, which you've been saving for the day you can finally open up a real brothel
>That way, you can have all the sex you want and get paid for it
>You might even be able to hire other prostitutes to offer various other services
>Maybe some stallions wanted three-somes? Maybe some wanted to be with another stallion?
>Who cares as long as you profit from it!

>But enough daydreaming
>Today, like every other day, is a shitty day to work
>It is pouring, and your box is eroding
>You are going to have to replace it sometime tomorrow
>Maybe get a nice wooden crate, as long as it's big enough for you and small enough to be portable