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Military thread Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:42:05 No.7445433
Replies: >>7445487 >>7445501 >>7445507 >>7445533 >>7445749 >>7445882

    >unemployed community college student for a year
    >can't get a job no matter how hard I try
    >only social interaction is /r9k/
    >same threads everyday
    >fuck it, decide to join the Air Force
    >instantly feel 100x better about my life
    why aren't you in the military, if you're just a NEET? I recommend it to all of you.

    Inb4 waaaah I hate da gubment, the option is there for a reason. You're missing out if you live your whole life as a civilian.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:46:08 No.7445467
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    bump boop beep cowboy bebop

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:48:10 No.7445481
Replies: >>7445490 >>7445537

    Missing out on what? getting shot at and killing people? No thanks, I'll pass.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:48:41 No.7445484
Replies: >>7445495

    Military imgint is my back-up plan in case I don't get a job after graduating. I probably will though so I don't count on ever being in the military.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:49:02 No.7445487

    >>7445433 (OP)

    Stop giving people misconceptions.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:49:32 No.7445490

    >>7445481

    Most people who join the military never see combat conditions. Especially not if you get a technical job.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:50:09 No.7445495
Replies: >>7445520

    >>7445484
    If you join the AF with a degree you can start as an officer. You get stupid money that way too, go for it.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:50:53 No.7445501
Replies: >>7445537

    >>7445433 (OP)
    Because of my terrible eyesight.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:51:04 No.7445503

    I was thinking of joining the Army for a time in my life, then I remembered that my government is a prick and that the "enemy" happens to be a bunch of sand niggers with no technology this side of the Renaissance in terms of ours. Even support roles entail you building the personal hell of some asshole you'll never meet. No thanks. Also, Snake would be ashamed of you using his image to recruit people.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:51:22 No.7445507

    >>7445433 (OP)
    >army is mandatory
    >going to a military school since 9th grade, the lowest possible here
    >just finished 12th grade, about to join the army
    >Physical check ups for jet piloting course soon
    >already passed the basic IQ tests and simulations, the part where most people fall

    This is one of the only reasons I haven't committed mahjong yet.
    Also so far so good, I liked every year here.
    A bit sad to see your friends to go their ways, most of which you'll probably never see again.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:51:28 No.7445510

    >implying I'm not a retired COD veteran.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:53:04 No.7445520
Replies: >>7445555

    >>7445495
    I'm not american and my country's military does not work quite like that.

    IMGINT are often something in between enlisted and officers though, called specialist officers.

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General Guy !tTucgHCYg6 06/22/13(Sat)12:53:13 No.7445521

    Currently in DEP for the air force. Feels good. Feels like FREEDOM.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:53:16 No.7445522
Replies: >>7445895

    >Laid off and unemployed for a year, was 23
    >Fuck it, the last three places I've worked have shut down. Lets get a job that wont lay off 100 people at a time.
    >Join Army as 35N, top score in AIT
    >Get sent to Ft Meade
    >Now work in NSA basement, I now watch you fap

    It's a good life. Too bad I developed two chronic illnesses and I'm getting a MEDboard started later this year. At least I have more shit to put on my resume.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:54:36 No.7445533

    >>7445433 (OP)
    armed forces is a good choice for NEETs. the living conditions aren't any different than most NEETs normal conditions - just a bit smaller.

    most people in the armed forces are aspie fucktards

    the armer forces provides the structure/discipline you idiots can't seem to provide for your selves.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:54:56 No.7445536

    I don't want to go through basics and I don't have a death wish.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:55:01 No.7445537

    >>7445481
    Very small portion of the armed forces does this.
    >>7445501
    If you can correct it with glasses/contacts, you're good. If you are colorblind, not so much. (They let me in only because I had just r-g colorblindness)

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:56:19 No.7445548

    Well, I have friends, good enough friends who got me a job while I go to school full time to become a nurse. Sucks to be you OP, enjoy unemployment and no real friendships

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:56:41 No.7445554
Replies: >>7445560

    WHOOOOOA HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHH

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:56:47 No.7445555
Replies: >>7445613

    >>7445520
    Ah.
    We have
    >enlisted (Join up anywhere)
    >warrant officers (Specialized Officers, like REALLY specialized but in one field)
    >Officers (Went to ROTC/USMA, got a degree and is usally a leader)

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)12:57:22 No.7445560
Replies: >>7445592

    >>7445554
    WORDS THAT KILL

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:00:31 No.7445592
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    >>7445560
    BROTHEEERRRR

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:02:17 No.7445605

    Fuck the military. I dont support war, and im certainly not going to potentially risk my life for this country. Id rather be a NEET leeching benefits while you are out there risking your life for unappreciative sandniggers.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:03:21 No.7445613

    >>7445555
    I guess warrant officer is the equivalent. They tend to have technical jobs in the air force or navy, but also instructors and/or platoon leaders in the army.

    I figure it would be the best fit for me because I probably don't have the fitness for army, but quite a brain and ambition to do IMGINT. Also, the most senior ones basically lead less than 10 people who are also specialists, so no fucking around with stupid recruits.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:05:07 No.7445632

    >Going to iraq
    >going to afghanistan
    >The army is the reason fundementalism only grows in those countrys, and that people hate hate hate america
    >You kill innocent people
    >You lose an arm
    >You actually NVER protected your country, only attacked other
    >You have achieved nothing in irag nor in afghanistan except hundreds of thousands of deathsand hate

    prove me wrong faggot

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:06:08 No.7445641

    Can't, schizophrenic.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:06:42 No.7445648

    >fighting a rich man's war for tablescraps

    i sure hope you guys dont do this

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:08:03 No.7445658

    I've seen this exact same wording before.

    You getting paid to do this?

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:10:15 No.7445673

    >>7445592
    LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!
    MGS bro blox

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:10:16 No.7445674
Replies: >>7445714

    >implying the army takes everyone
    >implying it's morally a good choice to enable wars for a few dollars
    >implying they won't drop you the second you get health problems
    >implying 4chan isn't full of stories about people joining and then getting fucked in the ass

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:10:44 No.7445677

    if you need to be told when to wake up, when to brush your teeth and how to wipe your arse then you deserve to be on the front line, removed from society. everyone else finds their own way in life - they dont need someone to hold their fucking hand.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:15:39 No.7445713

    "oh noes we do not enough jobs. what we gonna do now?"
    "I know, lets make some war, wars are jobs"
    "what to do when wars are over?"
    "shut up, private!"

    I fucking love america

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General Guy !tTucgHCYg6 06/22/13(Sat)13:15:47 No.7445714
Replies: >>7445761

    >>7445674
    >implying 4chan isn't full of stories about people joining and then getting fucked in the ass
    no no, that's the navy

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Syndicate 06/22/13(Sat)13:20:23 No.7445749

    >>7445433 (OP)
    joining the air force sounds fun as fuck
    sounds like a dumb question but does everyone there get flying lessons

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:21:19 No.7445761
Replies: >>7445780

    >>7445714
    why is the navy always associated with gay behavior? non-american here, our army is small and doesn't even have a navy, so...

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:22:41 No.7445770

    >He thinks everyone lives in a country with a military.
    Top lel!

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General Guy !tTucgHCYg6 06/22/13(Sat)13:24:15 No.7445780
Replies: >>7445960

    >>7445761
    >On a boat for extended amounts of time with me
    >surrounded by nothing but men
    >men and the sea
    >men could be considered sea men

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:28:00 No.7445820

    >Join the Army as a 68W Combat Medic
    >Make $50k a year
    >Get a month of vacation days and countless 3 and 4day weekends
    >Spend most of the day fucking around on the internet on my phone

    Yeah I would say it was a pretty good decision for someone with no college degree.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:33:11 No.7445882
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    >>7445433 (OP)
    Because I am Russian, and Russian military is basically the same thing as Russian prison, whether you're drafted or sign a contract.
    If Russian military was anything like the American one, I'd probably be halfway to general by now.
    Pic related, it's Russian Federation's elite fighter squadron.

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:34:14 No.7445895

    >>7445522
    >read about 35N recruitment requirements
    >have to have never been a member of the US Peace Corps

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fenno !e7xDYrTYyQ 06/22/13(Sat)13:34:28 No.7445897
Replies: >>7445978

    >tfw 347 days of service in the finnish defence forces ended 2 days ago
    >tfw 2nd ltn
    >tfw feeling empty now
    >tfw jobless bum

    C-can I go back pls?

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:40:57 No.7445960

    >>7445780
    other forms of service also include being sorounded by only men, they don't have the gay stence

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:43:55 No.7445978
Replies: >>7445983

    >>7445897
    >finnish
    >jobless bum

    dafuq i thought scandinava was a bubble of prosperity

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Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)13:44:29 No.7445983

    >>7445978
    >scandinava
    >*scandinavia

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