17:34	Eridana	>inb4 napoleon wasn't average height
17:35	Wells	Napoleon a manlet
17:35	AnnaClaskovic	Napoleon was above average height, wasn't he?
17:35	Eridana	For that time, yes.
17:36	Wells	Then they discovered black people
17:36	Bud_	It was an era of
17:36	Bud_	Manlets
17:36	Eridana	He was around 5'6".
17:36	AnnaClaskovic	That's still manletish
17:36	Eridana	He was depicted as short because he was always on his horse
17:36	Eridana	AND
17:37	Eridana	Because he surrounded himself with royal guard types who were all like 6'5" monsters.
17:37	F021	Fun fact : Indonesians, at some point in the past I can't remember, used only bamboos that's sharpened on one side against the Dutch
17:37	Bud_	Gotta be atleat 6'1" to qualify for manhood
17:37	Bud	And you have to not get defeated by a Russian winter
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17:38	F021	Like https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAmYlI8nlVoeyoEFMCqiiT6ZUHa9xbuYZSOPiQNzzIUEIemzAbtSwZoj3x
17:38	Wells	Nature truly is everything
17:38	AnnaClaskovic	Ireland got pretty much fucked from everyside around 1500
17:39	Sylum	even the inside from what you tld us
17:39	Eridana	We had a war with Emus.
17:39	Sylum	didn't read the 1500 but you know I'm right
17:39	Eridana	I have nothing to brag about.
17:39	Sylum	you lost that
17:40	Wells	The famine was some shit
17:40	Sylum	you lost a war, fighting birds
17:40	Wells	Muh taters
17:40	Eridana	We lost the first one.
17:40	Eridana	The second one, we fucked them up.
17:40	Sylum	second one?
17:40	AnnaClaskovic	The Normans had set up base in what in the South, Vikings were invading the North throughout the western parts, the English them came through the east and started taking a lot of eastern territory which is now Dublin/Tallaght/Other Settlements
17:40	F021	Emus are hardcore fuckers
17:41	Eridana	First was 2nd of November. Second was 13th of November.
17:42	AnnaClaskovic	Then Oliver Cromwell became a thing and Ireland became colonized by the British
17:42	F021	Also muh cuntry is colonialozed for 350 years by the dutch, and another 3 and half years by the japs
17:42	F021	It's fucked up
17:43	F021	All because we produce spices
17:43	Sylum	3 and a half? wow
17:43	Wells	Damn son
17:43	Wells	3 and a half
17:43	Wells	that's like
17:44	Wells	350 years
17:44	AnnaClaskovic	divided by 100
17:44	Wells	yeah
17:44	AnnaClaskovic	Only real War Hero we had was Micheal Collins
17:44	F021	The japs were hardcore fuckers man
17:45	F021	Tortures and labor work even worse than the dutch era
17:45	AnnaClaskovic	he was pretty cool. I remember most of the stories my gramma told me of him.
17:47	AnnaClaskovic	Apparently he'd disguise himself as a Postman and cycle up next to British Soldiers, talk to them about current affairs and such, ask for a cigarette and cycle away. This was his way of getting intel off soldiers.
17:47	F021	Mind you, the dutchs built a road that spans the entire upper coast of Java
17:49	F021	Lemme check if I can pull up some Japanese-era propaganda posters because they're cool as hell
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17:50	F021	:v
17:52	F021	Anyway : http://s446.photobucket.com/user/pervert_muthafuka/media/Propaganda%20Posters/PETA.jpg.htmlTITLE:
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17:53	F021	Basically it told people to join the national defense army
17:54	Wells	for
17:54	Wells	PETA?
17:55	F021	PETA is for "Pembela Tanah Air". Not that other PETA.
17:56	F021	http://s446.photobucket.com/user/pervert_muthafuka/media/Propaganda%20Posters/KemenanganNippon.jpg.htmlTITLE:
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 Showing off the Japanese Army
17:56	Sylum	I wonder if there is a PETMA, for meta animals, if there are Metal animals
17:56	AnnaClaskovic	The only real propaganda that was shown was stuff like this for the Black and Tans
17:57	F021	The year is 2602 because it follows the Showa years and iunno when it is in gregorian times
17:57	AnnaClaskovic	Most publication of the IRA and ICD was done through Catholic Newspapers.
17:59	F021	http://s446.photobucket.com/user/pervert_muthafuka/media/Propaganda%20Posters/PahlawanTank.jpg.htmlTITLE:
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 Tank Heroes : Nishizumi
17:59	F021	(Cue fireworks(
18:00	Bud	Rape of Nanking
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18:01	Wells	wb i think
18:02	AnnaClaskovic	that was dark shit. WW2 was a horrifying war if you look deep into it.
18:02	F021_	FNet do your fucking job
18:02	Bud	The Japanese didn't do a whole lot but destroy everything for little to no reason
18:03	Bud	And by everything I mean
18:03	Bud	Their own people
18:03	AnnaClaskovic	They got pissed for no reason and just decided to start attacking random countries.
18:03	Sylum	Like Nazi experiments Anna?
18:03	F021_	Mmhm
18:04	Wells	Fucking
18:04	Wells	Mengele
18:04	Wells	That fuck was insane
18:04	Wells	He straight up inspired mad scientists
18:04	Sylum	we WAS a mad scientist
18:04	Sylum	he*
18:04	Wells	He was THE mad scientist
18:05	F021_	I have heard bout that mengele dude
18:05	AnnaClaskovic	Shit like the Russians occupying Germany and doing horrible disgusting stuff.
18:05	F021_	Lots of crazy shit
18:05	Sylum	oh
18:05	Sylum	oh god imagine him during covengers ww2
18:06	F021_	Fuck no
18:06	F021_	That dude
18:06	F021_	Might have a field day everyday
18:06	F021_	Experimenting with metas all the time
18:06	Eridana	please don't get ideas
18:08	F021_	Trying to get the reason behind their powers through various methods
18:09	F021_	Collecting people with similiar powers and tries to link them all somehow
18:09	Sylum	I'm not
18:09	AnnaClaskovic	Trance?
18:09	Isidora	I will say that
18:09	Sylum	oh
18:09	Isidora	the Russian occupation of Germany
18:10	Isidora	is like a huge backstory piece for Meri
18:10	Sylum	oh yeah pretty much Trance
18:10	Isidora	There aren't many other Brinkerhoffs around are there?
18:10	AnnaClaskovic	Trance is pretty much Soviets wanting to be better than puny western capitalism with Super Metas
18:11	Eridana	and failing hehehe
18:11	Sylum	just wait till Red wakes up
18:11	Wells
18:11	Sylum	then we'll see whose laughing
18:11	AnnaClaskovic	Trance has been around for like 70/80ish years
18:12	Bud	Does Trance even understand the whole of America or are they like Korea
18:12	Bud	Believing their own lies
18:13	AnnaClaskovic	Trance is just what if Stalin's Monkey Supersoldier Idea could become true, except amped with Metas and shit
18:13	Sylum	wait
18:13	Sylum	monkey supersoldier?
18:13	AnnaClaskovic	Ye
18:13	Wells	did that sring a lightbulb
18:13	Wells	spring*
18:14	AnnaClaskovic	Stalin wanted scientists to make Half Human Half Monkey Supersoldiers.
18:14	Sylum	you realize
18:14	Sylum	we have to do that now
18:14	Bud	Why would you combine a lesser species with a monkey
18:14	Eridana	Just
18:14	Eridana	Make Robo-rilla
18:14	AnnaClaskovic	Intelligence.
18:14	Eridana	Horizon is going to have Robo-rilla on staff.
18:15	Bud	Nazis had cooler experiments
18:15	Wells	HORIZON?
18:15	Bud	Like time travel
18:15	AnnaClaskovic	Monkeys are strong, agile. But they are not sophisticated like Humans are.
18:15	Bud	And portals
18:15	Wells	WHAT IS HORIZON
18:15	Bud	Seriously look it up
18:15	Wells	EXPLAIN HORIZON
18:15	Bud	Nazis had awesome experiments
18:15	AnnaClaskovic	http://creation.com/stalins-ape-man-superwarriors
18:15	Eridana	An organisation that I've been working on.
18:15	Eridana	For fun.
18:15	Wells	:^}
18:15	Wells	Noice
18:15	Bud	More fun pls
18:15	F021_	Oh my
18:15	F021_	Yesss
18:15	Eridana	X-Com meets Diamond Dogs
18:16	Sylum	just wait till Trash king and Dirty Dancer are ready
18:16	Wells	>:^}
18:16	Bud	You had me at X-Com and lost me at Diamond Dogs
18:16	Bud	MSF #1
18:16	AnnaClaskovic	O N E
18:16	Wells	but puppy paw pads
18:17	Eridana	Don't worry, they've only got the undying loyalty and selfless work ethic of Mother Base soldiers
18:17	Eridana	So MSF could still apply
18:18	Bud	I know I liked MSF so much because it was more like a frat house than a military
18:18	Bud	You can't let the same guy escape his cell like 7 times and say you're a super strict merc outfit
18:21	Eridana	Now R&D has an awakened cyborg gorilla on staff.
18:23	Wells
18:23	Wells	WHATS HIS NAME
18:23	Sylum	is he friends with scientist bear?
18:26	AnnaClaskovic	Scientist Bear?
18:26	Eridana	UH
18:26	Eridana	I don't know
18:26	Sylum	the monkeys will make up for him not being in Trance
18:26	Sylum	I found a new animal to want in Trance
18:27	Sylum	sorry if that sounded mean
18:27	AnnaClaskovic	Bears>Monkeys >:u
18:27	AnnaClaskovic	 I still have to throw him in
18:27	Sylum	:u is kinda bad yeah
18:27	Sylum	why the robot hands?
18:28	Sylum	they look to short to be much help
18:28	AnnaClaskovic	He can't use his paws to hold fragile stuff because of his raza sharp claws
18:28	AnnaClaskovic	And the metal hands serve their purpose
18:30	F021_	Cute
18:30	F021_	For an experiment animal
18:30	AnnaClaskovic	He'd be very polite at times, but he can be a bit condescending and he'll usually look down at people who suffer from slight misfortune
18:30	F021_	Imma brb, by the way. See ya later~
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18:31	Sylum	do they extend?
18:31	AnnaClaskovic	Iunno, I haven't thought of that yet, probably
18:32	Sylum	I'll probably make either a monkey or monkey man for Trance
18:33	Eridana	>Filling your staff with beasts
18:33	Eridana	Dr. Wallace was a special case of a man running away with funding
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18:33	Eridana	Trance is spending where they should not
18:33	Eridana	Annex!
18:33	Eridana	Annex I say!
18:33	AnnaClaskovic	You called?
18:33	Eridana	Not at all.
18:33	Sylum	man, with that and the nice matrix ayy robots, its good to have ideas again
18:34	Bud	That reminds me that PARSEC needs sassy people for the chief engineer and research director roles
18:34	Bud	hrm
18:35	AnnaClaskovic	so
18:35	AnnaClaskovic	uh
18:35	AnnaClaskovic	s-scientist bear?
18:35	Eridana	PARSEC/Hprizon counter-counter moles
18:35	Sylum	sounds good Anna
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18:38	Bud	>PARSEC and Horizon use the same mole
18:38	Bud	>He just takes on different personas and pretends to be multiple people
18:38	AnnaClaskovic	heyhey Isi
18:38	Bud	>It's actually Revolver Ocelot
18:38	Bud	wb isi
18:38	Sylum	ayy
18:38	Eridana	When he gets found out it just turns into one big 'whoopsie' situation
18:39	Eridana	People slipping on banana peels, opening cans of beans to find springs, confetti popping everywhere
18:40	Eridana	Everyone applauds
18:40	Bud	A master of his craft
18:41	Bud	A master
18:41	Bud	Ruseman
18:41	Eridana	*credit roll*
18:42	Eridana	just gotta intro them so this can come to life
18:42	Wells	fuck I was trying to find this one pic
18:44	Wells	>Your highness, it is I, your royal Saboteur, reporting in on the investigation of the Royal Saboteur. Evidence has led me to a plot for him to assassinate the Royal Saboteur. I will do whatever is in my power to stop him before he kills the Royal Saboteur
18:44	Isidora	muh net is all screwuh
18:44	Sylum	how can they be introduced? rp?
18:45	Eridana	No idea.
18:45	Eridana	I wanted to maybe do a tour of their facility, and introduce key staff, but I don't know how interested people would be in that.
18:46	Bud	I would be
18:46	Bud	I lick information like that up like licking cocaine off of an asian escort
18:47	Bud
18:47	Eridana	right on
18:47	Wells	I'm game
18:47	Sylum	Yee, I know Frost would be interested concidering alt universe stuff
18:48	Sylum	btw probably never going to develop said alt univers
18:48	Sylum	avoid it like the plauge
18:48	AnnaClaskovic	we should
18:49	Wells	get naked
18:49	Wells	Great idea Anna
18:49	Sylum	this universe, as in space, I'm going to try and develop the hell out of it
18:49	AnnaClaskovic	do a thing where other universes are investigated
18:49	Sylum	plsno
18:49	Sylum	so many bad memories
18:50	AnnaClaskovic	Like the R63 Universe, that's a pretty neat idea
18:50	Sylum	so much crin-oh yeah I would probably be down for that
18:50	Eridana	Well I've got Horizon trying to prevent dimensions from leaking
18:50	Sylum	not sure how different rps would be thou
18:51	Wells	Not so much exploring them, but studying them I'm assuming?
18:51	Bud	My headcanon is still that this universe is stupidly unstable and shits random things out at random times for no known reasons so Horizon bettah get the mop
18:51	Wells	Our universe now sounds like a giant
18:51	Wells	Hadron Collider
18:51	Wells	Just randomly producing particles
18:52	Wells	Some of which that could potentially fuck a lot of shit u[
18:52	Wells	If such even exist
18:52	AnnaClaskovic	Well
18:52	AnnaClaskovic	if the universe was perfect, it'd be boring
18:53	AnnaClaskovic	Just thank that we live in a life where we are uncertain about 99.9999999% of everything that is ever to exist
18:53	AnnaClaskovic	ignorance is bliss
19:00	Eridana	I'll try putting together a tour for later.
19:01	Isidora	I-I haven't been able to keep up with the convo