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- >Your name is Anonymous
- >And recently your life took a very strange turn
- >A right turn to be precise
- >straight off of normal life lane and down everything has gone to shit oh god what the fuck street.
- >About a week ago you stood in front of your mirror, going through your daily routine.
- >Whilst shaving you foolishly decided to say "Adventure" three times as you stared at your reflection
- >You saw a light flicker in your reflection's eye.
- >It had you enamoured, like a moth caught in the dance of an azure flame
- >So you leaned in closer, and closer, and closer... wondering what that new glimmer was.
- >and after slowly being reeled in, your nose touched the glass
- >The next thing you knew you were being pulled in by the mirror.
- >It was as if someone had grabbed you by the throat and was dragging you towards whatever it was you saw in your reflection
- >Everything went black, with only a tiny speck of light that looked like a star infront of you
- >The light twisted and contorted into an image as it was being catapulted towards you
- >and then WHAM!
- >Going head first into the ground had garnered you a face full of dirt
- >Plus a nice little cut on your right cheek
- >You gasp for air, finally released from the grip of whatever held you
- >Your breathing returned to normal as you slowly stood up and looked around, trying to get your bearings
- >Nighttime, fantastic.
- >Yet it was very quiet, even for nighttime.
- >There was no calling of crickets or hooting of owls, the night was deadly quiet.
- >You almost heard a voice at the back of your mind remark
- >"Welcome to the rabbit hole. Let's see how far you'll tumble."
- >After stumbling around in the dark for a couple minutes, you decided to stay put until dawn.
- >The ground was cold, but at least it was dry comfy grass.
- >From what you could make out you were on a grass hill next to an orchard.
- >Looking up, your eyes gazed toward the moon.
- >It was full, and giving off a light grey glow.
- >You had never seen it so vividly.
- >Watching it wade through the sky, your eyes grew heavy.
- >That night was a black dreamless sleep.
- >"COCKADOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
- "WHAT THE FUC-" Shooting up you look around, after a couple seconds of brain gears turning you realised it was a cockerel.
- >Good work brain.
- >Thank you sir.
- >Well, so much for a lie in. You've got to figure out where the fuck you are.
- >And how to get home.
- >With the new lease of morning light, a path some 200 metres away.
- >Yes! Someone is here!
- >You briskly walk towards the path with your head on a swivel.
- >Calling out might have been a good idea, but you had seen what had happened to city boys in the woods.
- >Deliverance, that fucking film cost you many nights of good sleep.
- >You were just glad you didn't think about it last night.
- >As you continue down the path, a small spire begins to poke out from the trees.
- >A house! a barn? or something?
- >You close the distance as it comes into view... it's fantastic.
- >An ornately decorated red building with all sorts of apples and apple like artwork.
- >You close in on the front door and sheepishly knock three times.
- >A muffled voice from inside can be heard
- >"Hold on partner, Ah'll be out lickety split!"
- >Holy hell that voice isredneck, here's to hoping they have a phone
- >You hear the clattering of... hooves? as someone advances towards the door
- >"Now what can ah do for-"
- >What the fuck
- >WhatthefuckWhatthefuckWhatthefuckWhatthefuckWhatthefuckWhatthefuckWhatthefuck
- >Brain help me out here
- >BRAIN
- >HAVING A MELTDOWN HERE
- >"M-mister? Y'all right" it says waveringly
- "...uuuhhh. who, me? Ahahah yeah!... I'm fine..."
- >*THUD*
- >That was the first time you had ever fainted
- >But to be honest who could fucking blame you
- >A horse that stood no taller than your belly button had just spoken to you.
- >That same voice from earlier began to echo in your mind, rattling your thoughts with it's laughter
- >"hehehehahaha..."
- >Your eyelids opened.
- >And then they closed.
- >And Opened.
- >Goddamnit stay open.
- >You could feel a rosy warmth on your forehead
- >It quickly turned into a fiery heat then a blazing burning
- >Groggily you raise your hand up to touch the painful area on your brow
- >It felt very fibrous, almost like bandage-
- >Your hand quickly pats around the top of your head
- >Yep, your entire head from the eyebrow up was wrapped up in linen.
- >It also occured to you that you were in a bed
- >The sheets were adorned with similar apple decorations you noticed on the barn.
- >Did that horse do this?
- >Your mind began racing as you heard the same clacking of what you now know was hooves going up stairs
- >You stare at the door as your heart follows suit.
- >You see the door creak open as it reveals the same horse you saw earlier
- >Now being followed by a smaller, paler pony with a dark red mane and pink bow
- >Behind it was an older horse, crookedly walking in, followed finally by a giant mountain of red, with a blonde mane
- >That one must be a stallion.
- >Your speculation was interrupted by the orange one
- >"H-howdy mister uh..."
- >Your voice croaks "Anonymous"
- >"Anonymous, Mah name's Applejack, and this here's Applebloom, Big Mac n' Granny Smith"
- >She inhales sharply
- >AJ"W-what are ya'll"
- >AB"Is it a monster? Is it gon' try to eat us!?" Her eyes widen as her lip begins to quiver in panic
- >That Applebloom is adorable.
- "No! no, I'm not a monster. I'm a human" you say with a dumb smile
- >AJ"Hu-man? Ain't never heard o' that before."
- >Her head swings left and right as her peers effectively shrug in an equal loss for words
- "Where am I?"
- >Applejack's face lights up
- >AJ"You're here at Sweet Apple Acres! Best farmin' family patch round this side of Equestria!"
- >Your eyebrow involuntarily raises itself
- "...Equestria?"
- >AJ"Yeah! Equestria! You know, home of all the ponies right?" Her smile slowly fades as you give her a look of fear
- >Where the fuck are you, You've never heard of an "Equestria" before.
- >A different planet? Too far fetched, it would take thousands of years to find a solar system suitable for-
- >AJ"Anonymous, ya still there? Ya banged yer head pretty bad earlier."
- "Huh? Yes. Yes I'm fine. If it's alright with you I'd rather get up"
- >You can see Applejack stress if she should try and help you, but she steps back in fear of being a nuisance.
- >Swinging your legs of the bed you slowly rise
- >And hit your head on the ceiling
- >Sweet Mary and Joseph that fucking hurts
- >You hiss and exhale as you hold the crown of your head
- >AJ"Y'alright!?" she says with panic in her tone.
- "Still good. I guess I forgot the height difference for a second."
- >AJ"Listen here, one of mah closest friends is a unicorn called Twilight Sparkle, That mare is nothin' short of genius. I know you got alotta questions Anonymous. She'll be the one with the answers."
- "... A unicorn?"
- >Your day just keeps getting more and more lucid.
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