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Flu-Fee the Red Lantern

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >You come home with a big box
  2. >Open the box and see a whole litter fluffy ponies staring at you
  3. >"new fwiend!" "pway" "wuv new dada!" they cheer looking up at your face
  4. >You take one of the things out of the box and drop it on the floor of your basement
  5. >Fluffy pony starts to cry from the pain of the fall
  6. >"Why hurt daddy?"
  7. >You kick it against the wall, hearing a few ribs break as it hits the concrete
  8. >"Why hurt daddy? Why?" It continues to mewl, its screams of pain giving you immense enjoyment
  9. >You love to torture these little fuckers
  10. >Nobody even cares if you do
  11. >You've just gotten started you got a whole box full to go through tonight
  12. >Some of the other fluffies are asking what happened to friend
  13. >Before they can get an answer you take another and drop them in a pot of boiling water
  14. >You don't close the lid, you just watch as it boils
  15. >"No wike swimming!" it cries
  16. >You have a hell of a night, go through a whole dozen of these stupid fuzzballs
  17. >You're smoking a cigarette, just taking it all in as you hear a whimper from the box
  18. >It's the last fluffy pony, a little dark blue earth fluffy
  19. >It's crying its little eyes out
  20. >"Why hurt udda fwuffies? Why hurt famwy?" It cries up at you
  21. >You guess these ponies must have been related
  22. >Whatever. More important, looks like you got a baker's dozen from the orphanage
  23. >Pick up the little shit
  24. >"Don't worry, I didn't forget you."
  25. >Fluffy pony shudders with fear
  26. >It looks up at the smirk on your face and is suddenly looks pissed
  27. >Didn't even think these things were capable of anger, all they ever do is cry and smile like retards
  28. >"You bad man! You take away udda fwuffies! Fwuffy hate you!"
  29. >Chuckle to yourself
  30. >"Yeah, well same to you, ya stupid pony!" You yell as you hurl it at the wall
  31. >It lies on the ground, hurt but not dead
  32. >It keeps muttering "hate you"
  33. >Move in for the kill when you see a blinding red light out of the corner of your eye
  34. >You can't see anything but you hear something, a deep voice like the sound of monster singing metal
  35. >"Fluffy Pony of Earth, you have great rage in your heart..."
  36. >"You belong to the Red Lantern Corp"
  37. >The light subsides as you see the fluffy pony wearing some kind of red and black uniform. It's floating in the air, suspended by some kind of red, plasma
  38. >You can't even comprehend what's going on before it lunges at you
  39. >"You take odda fwuffies! You kiww famiwy!"
  40. >It hits you with the force of a canon ball, blasting you into the other wall
  41. >You hit the ground with a thud as it hovers above you
  42. >"Fwuffy hate you! Fwuffy KILL YOU!" it screams with a guttural roar, only a beast could be capable of
  43. >You try to get up and run before a red blast ushers from the Fluffy Pony's mouth onto you
  44. >It burns like acid
  45. >You flail about and try to get to a source of water
  46. >Only one you can find is the boiling water
  47. >It does not help when you pour it on yourself
  48. >Red Lantern Fluffy Pony rushes at you again, knocking you to the floor
  49. >"Fwuffy Kiww You!" It screams again, as it begins to bite your face off
  50. >It's tiny teeth can't dig into your flesh but the acid it breathes more than makes up for it
  51. >You drown on red lantern bile blood
  52. >Red Lantern Fluffy commences to make a bed out of your rib cage
  53. >It gathers all of the dead fluffies and lays them to rest in the torso bed
  54. >Red Lantern Fluffy cries itself to sleep with its dead siblings
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