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  1. Dok Hendrix came to the ring in a garish Christmas tuxedo, complete with be-mistletoed fedora.
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  3. "Now, as we all know, Christmas is the time of year where we count our blessings, and I'd like to say that I have been blessed to have the opportunity to work in HWA, training the new generation of WWF stars. You can see my handiwork already! I've worked with future stars like Super Dragon, Piloto Suicida, and The Natural, David Fliehr! Yessirree, you could say ol' Dok Hendrix is crafting the future of the WWF!"
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  5. [Army Of Me] Dok Hendrix almost fainted as DOA's music played, and Mark Henry and the Mets Fan came out to the ring. Hendrix faltered and sputtered as he tried to address the World's Strongest Man.
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  7. "H-h-hey, my n-" Henry snapped poor Dok up for a World's Strongest Slam that knocked the mistletoe right off Hendrix' hat! Henry and Mets Fan paused for a second to cackle over his body before Mets Fan picked up the mic.
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  9. "You don't craft the future. You don't craft shit. I was an HWA graduate too, and I saw first-hand as you just sat on your laurels as Stan Hansen and Tracy Smothers did all the work, putting their blood, sweat, and tears into training those youngsters for hours. The most work I ever saw you do was lifting a donut to your lips. And now, you suffer the fate of all liars. And you won't be the only one. Now that my Walking Apocalypse has struck down Death himself, we are the new gods of the WWF... and we will pass judgement. And judgement shall be passed by none other than the Dark Prophet of my Apocalypse, The Red Right Hand... The Fallen Angel."
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  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U1Mib1_kt8
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  13. Christopher Daniels made his entrance, wearing black long tights bearing wings and ankhs, and sporting heavy eyeshadow, as well as wearing... whatever the fuck this thing is:
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  15. [img]http://i.imgur.com/9KRBRI4.jpg[/img]
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  17. Very gothic. Daniels entered the ring and pointed an accusatory finger at the hard cam, before clasping his fist shut. Mets Fan looked on approvingly.
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  19. "ANGEL, BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!"
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  21. Daniels bowed to Henry and the Mets Fan, and they all cackled over Hendrix's body as the segment faded out.
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