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Here's my day, so far.

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Went to jail, lost the girl of my
dreams and got my butt kicked.

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Pretty good.

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Still, things could be a lot worse.

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Oh, that's right, I'm falling
to my death.

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Guess they can't.

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How did it all come
to this, you ask?

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My end starts at the beginning.

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The very beginning.

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Yes, that's me.

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I had a fairly standard childhood.

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I came from what you might call,
a broken home.

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Literally, broken.

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I was eight days old and still living
with my parents.

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How sad is that?

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Clearly it was time to move on.

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Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.

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And here is your binkie.

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You are destined for ...

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I didn't quite hear that last part.

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But it sounded important.

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Destined for, what?

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I set out to find my destiny.

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Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt
quadrant had the exact same idea.

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That was the day I met,
Mr. Goody-two-shoes.

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And our glorious rivalry,
was born!

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Could this be what I was destined for?

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A dream life filled with luxury?

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Apparently not.

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Even fate makes its favorite soup.

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No big deal.

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A much different fate awaited me.

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A baby.

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How thoughtful.

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Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.

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Luckily I found a lovely little
place to call home.

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Can we keep him?

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A place that taught me the
differences between right...

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...and wrong.

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Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,

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had life handed to him on a silver platter.

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Our baby can fly.

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Yes, yes and that was not the best
thing about him.

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The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.

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But I had something far, far greater,

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My amazing intellect.

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A knack for building objects of mayhem.

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After a few years, and with some time
off for good behavior.

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I was given an opportunity to better
myself through learning.

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At a strange place called shh-ool.

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It was there that I once again ran into
Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.

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He had already amassed a gigantic army of
soft headed groupies.

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He bought their affections with showmanship,
and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.

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So I too would make this 'popped-corn'
and win over those mindless dregs.

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Lights out!

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That's when I learned a very hard lesson.

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Good receives all the praise, adulation.

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While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.

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So a fitting end wasn't really an option.

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While they were learning the itsy
bitsy spider.

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I learned how to dehydrate
animate objects.

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and rehydrate them at will.

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Someday's it felt like it was just me and Minion,
against the world.

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No matter how hard I tried.

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I was always the odd man out.

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The last one picked.

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The screw-up...black sheep.

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Bad boy.

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Was this my destiny?

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Wait! Maybe it was.

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Being bad is the one thing
I'm good at.

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Then it hit me.

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If I was the bad boy.

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Then I was going to be the baddest
boy of them all.

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I was destined to be a super villain.

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And we were destined to be rivals.

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The die had been cast.

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And so began an enduring epic,
life long career.

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And I loved it.

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Our battles quickly got more elaborate.

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He would win some, I would almost
win others.

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He took the name, Metro Man.

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Defender of Matrosity.

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I decided to pick up something a
little more humble.

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Megamind.

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Incredibly handsome criminal genius,
and master of all villainy.

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Read on your own time. Open up.

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Hey!

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BOO!!

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(Evil, obnoxious laughter)

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Oh, good morning, Warden.

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Great news, I'm a changed man.

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And I'm ready to re-enter society
as a solid citizen.

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You're a villain, and you're always
be a villain.

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You'll never change.

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And you'll never leave.

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-You're fun.
-You got a present in the mail.

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Is it a puppy?

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From Metro Man. To count every second
of your 85 life sentences.

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That's funny, never thought Metro Man
was the gloating type.

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Oh but he does have nice taste.

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I think I'll keep it.

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Any chance you can give me the time?

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I don't want to be late for the opening
of the Metro Man museum.

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Oh no, looks like you're
gonna miss it.

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By several thousand years.

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Oh, am I?
(Evil sinful, laughter)

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Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.

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It's a beautiful day downtown where
we're here to honor a beautiful man.

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Metro Man.

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His heart is an ocean that's inside
a bigger ocean.

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For years he's been watching us
with his super-vision.

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Saving us with his super strength,
and caring for us with his super heart.

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Now it's our turn to give something back.

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This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from
the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.

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Wow, okay, the stuff they make
you read on the air.

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That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.

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I wrote that piece myself, Hal.

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What I was trying to say was,

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I can't believe that in our modern society
they let like actual art get onto the news.

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-Nice save, Hal.
-What are we, like lets just get
a coffee or something.

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Come on, it's time to get in the
Metro Man day spirit.

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Whoa, If I were Metro Man Megamind
wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.

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That's the first thing.

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That's sweet of you.

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And I'd be watching you, like
a dingo watches a human baby.

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-Mmm.
-Okay, that sounded, Okay that
sounded a little weird.

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Little bit, yeah.

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And you're making your face,
and that's making me feel weird.

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Not love, we're not in love.
I'm not saying I love you.

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Okay, I love you, whatever.
I'm not saying I'm in love with you.

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I'm saying...Roxanne?
Roxaroo?

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Get back to work.

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The city doesn't pay you to loaf.

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-Freeze!
-Whoa, what are you doing, guys?

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It's ME!

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Hey, open up.

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Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.

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You were right.

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I'll always be a villain.

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<i>(George Thorogood's 'Bad to the Bone')</i>

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Well hello good looking, need a lift?

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Certainly do, you fantastic fish you.

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Get in the car then.

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Thanks for sending me the watch, Minion.

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You got it, boss.

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All right, put your hands in the air.

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Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.

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And...Metro Men.

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Hello, Metro City!

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Give me some, come on give it now.
Give it to me. What?

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Give it to me...all right!

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Hey, Metro city.

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Hello, hey.

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You know, you actually want to bring it down a bit.

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Boys, a little lower.

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Thank you fellows.

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Let's get real for a moment.

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That's right, that's right...that's right.

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Although getting a whole museum is super cool.

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Super cool, you want to know what the
greatest honor you've given me is?

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Do you really want to know?

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Really?

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Then I'll tell you.

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The greatest honor you've given me is...

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...letting me serve you.

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To help these people of Metro city.

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And at the end of every day.

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(Sighs) Well.

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I often ask myself.

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Who would I be, without you?

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I love you Metro Man!

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And I love you, random citizen.

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I tell you Minion, there's no
place like evil lair.

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I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.

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How do I look, Minion?

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-Do I look bad?
-Disgustingly horrifying, sir.

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You always know what to say.

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All the brain-bots certainly missed you, sir.

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Did you miss your daddy?
Whose the menacing little brains?

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You are, yes you are. Uh, uh!
No biting, no, no, no.

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No, no, no. You want the wrench?
Go get the wrench.

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Now, back to work.

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Put her over there, quick, to work.

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-Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
-Would it kill you to wash the bag?

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You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi.
I'm afraid no one can hear you.

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Wha..why isn't she screaming?

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Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.

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Like this...AHHHHH!

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That's, that's a poor ladies scream.

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-AHHHHH!!!
-A little better.

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Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,

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where you get Tesla coils, and blinky dials?

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Actually most of it comes from an
outlet store in...

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Don't answer that.

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...Romania.

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Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey
reporter skills,

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on your weak little mind to find
out all our secrets.

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Such tricks...won't work...
on me.

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-Please talk slower
-Temptress.

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What secrets? You're so predictable.

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Predictable, predictable?

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Oh, you call THIS predictable?

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Your Alligators, yes.

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I was thinking about it on the way over.

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What's this? BOOM!

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-In your face.
-Cliché.

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No, look, watch.

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Juvenile.

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-Shuck it all!
-Tacky

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-Oh, so sorry.
-Seen it.

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-What's this one do?
-Garish.

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Okay, the spiders new.

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Spider?

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Ee, Uh, yes!

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The *spee..ider*. Even the smallest bite
from arachnis deathicus

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Will instantly paralyze...OW!

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Get it off!

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-Ow!
-Forget it Megamind. Your plans never work.

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Let's stop wasting time and call your
boyfriend in tights, shall we?

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OOOWWW!

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It is a great pleasure that I present to
Metro Man, this new museum.

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If you please.

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Hey! Uh, my kid can't see.

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(Evil, Maniacal Laughter)

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-Megamind.
-Oh, bravo Metro Man.

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(Crowd booing)

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Booooo!

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Yes, I can play along too.

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Booooo.

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Should have known you'd try
to crash the party.

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Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.

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This is the day you and Montrocity, shall not soon forget.

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It's pronounced Metro City!

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Oh, potato, tomato,
potato, tomato.

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We all know how this ends.

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With you behind bars.

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Oh, I'm shaking in my custom
baby seal-leather boots.

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You will leave, Montrocity.

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Or this will be the last you ever hear
of, Roxanne Ritchi!

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-Huh?
-Roxanne!

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-Don't panic Roxie, I'm on my way.
-I'm not panicking.

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You need to find me first,
Metro Man.

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We're at the Baylor observatory.

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Ah ha, no we're not!

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Don't listen to her, she's crazy.

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Metro Man approaching, sir.

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-HAH!
-Hah, hah!

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Hah, hah, hah.

251
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:08,621
(Evil, Maniacal, Diabolical, Laughter)

252
00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:25,157
Hold on a second.

253
00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:34,199
Oh, good heavens.

254
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:38,668
You didn't think you were at the real
observatory, did you?

255
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,080
Ready the death ray, Minion.

256
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,822
Death ray, ready.

257
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,211
Over here, old friend.

258
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,964
In case you haven't noticed,
you've fallen right into my trap.

259
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:59,913
You can't trap justice.
It's an idea, a belief.

260
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:03,490
Even the most heartfelt belief,
can be corroded in time.

261
00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:05,270
Justice is a noncorrosive metal.

262
00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:07,875
What metals can't be melted by the
heat of 're-vange'.

263
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,995
It's 'revenge' and it's best
served cold.

264
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,050
But it can be easily reheated, in a
microwave of evil.

265
00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:14,436
Well I think your warranty is about
to expire.

266
00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:16,158
Maybe I got an extended warranty?

267
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:19,080
Warranties are invalid if you don't use
the product for it's intended purpose.

268
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,303
Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Can I go home now?

269
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:28,734
Of course, that is if Metro Man, can withstand
the full concentrated power of the...SUN!

270
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,683
FIRE!

271
00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:42,100
Minion, fire...

272
00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:44,289
Uh, it's still warming up, sir.

273
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,728
-Come again?
-Warming up, sir.

274
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:48,549
Warming up?
The sun is warming up?

275
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,074
One...sssecond...more.

276
00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,381
aaannnd....jussst.

277
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:57,529
Tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap,
tip top more.

278
00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,248
And we are ready, in just.

279
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:02,739
Oh! I told you to have things running.

280
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,671
Told you out of the sounds.

281
00:18:04,672 --> 00:18:06,202
Why do you always blame me?

282
00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:08,773
My spider bite is acting.

283
00:18:08,774 --> 00:18:11,230
Your plan is failing,
just admit it.

284
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,557
Yeah, good luck with that one.

285
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,299
Whose side are you on?

286
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,420
The losing side.

287
00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:18,566
-Thank you.
-Oh, could someone stamp my
frequent kidnapping card?

288
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,869
(Sarcastic laughter)

289
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:25,115
You of all people, know we discontinued
that promotion.

290
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:27,469
-Ta, ta all.
-Same time next week?

291
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,683
What did he just say?

292
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,243
Crab nuggets?

293
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,245
Good lord, I'm trapped.

294
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,001
What kind of trickery is this?

295
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:49,272
You mad genius.
Your dark gift has finally paid off.

296
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,541
It, it has?

297
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:54,706
This dome is obviously lined with copper.

298
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,737
Yeah, so?

299
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:59,649
Copper drains my powers.

300
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,868
Your weakness is copper?

301
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,657
You're kidding, right?

302
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:32,468
(coughs) I don't think even he could
survive that.

303
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,694
Well, lets not get our hopes up
just yet.

304
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,032
-Look!
-Metro Man.

305
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,570
(Gasps) Metro Man...

306
00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:43,356
Metro Man! AHHH!

307
00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,668
Oh god! Oh my god, oh!

308
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,817
Ewwww.

309
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:01,333
You did it, sir.

310
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,547
I did it?

311
00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:07,270
He did it.

312
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:08,879
I did it.

313
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,392
He did it.

314
00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:12,398
-You did it, sir.
-I did it!

315
00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,732
-You did it.
-I did it!

316
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,716
Metro city is mine!

317
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,507
All right people, hit it.

318
00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:30,973
(Minion and Megamind complimenting each other)

319
00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:33,512
Hit it!

320
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,260
<i>(ACDC 'Highway to Hell' playing)</i>

321
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:06,724
Drop 'em.

322
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:27,653
<i>(Minnie Riperton's Loving you playing)</i>

323
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,360
<i>(Highway to hell shifting to
Minnie Riperton's 'Loving you')</i>

324
00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:37,119
First off, what a turnout.

325
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,317
How wild is this, huh?

326
00:21:40,986 --> 00:21:45,094
All I did was eliminate the most
powerful man in the universe.

327
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,488
Are there any questions?

328
00:21:46,489 --> 00:21:49,110
Come on..yes?
You in the back.

329
00:21:49,111 --> 00:21:52,640
I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan
to do with us.

330
00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:54,203
And the city.

331
00:21:54,204 --> 00:21:56,055
Good, I'm glad you asked that one.

332
00:21:56,056 --> 00:22:02,198
Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying
evil thing you could possibly think of.

333
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,257
And multiply it by...SIX!

334
00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:13,574
In the mean time I want you to carry on,
with the dreary normal things you,

335
00:22:13,575 --> 00:22:15,342
Normal people do.

336
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,564
Let's just have fun with this, come on.

337
00:22:17,565 --> 00:22:20,148
And I will get back to you.

338
00:22:24,741 --> 00:22:27,651
Now slam the door, really hard.

339
00:22:27,697 --> 00:22:30,697
They can still see you.

340
00:22:30,698 --> 00:22:32,215
-Now?
-Yeah, you're still there.

341
00:22:32,216 --> 00:22:33,860
-Oh,
-Let's get going.

342
00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:41,330
<i>There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord.</i>

343
00:22:41,331 --> 00:22:43,228
Ahh, Minion.

344
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,203
Did you think this day would ever come?

345
00:22:45,204 --> 00:22:50,354
No way, not ever.
Never, never in a million, not even...

346
00:22:50,354 --> 00:22:52,029
Yes, I did.

347
00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:53,885
Look at the intricate moon links.

348
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:56,214
I'm looking, I'm looking.

349
00:22:56,215 --> 00:22:57,925
And what's this?

350
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,709
Look like one of the giant monitors, at the lair.

351
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:03,944
It seems to only carry one station.

352
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:07,085
Oh, that sir is called a window.

353
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:09,988
-Window...
-All the kids are looking through them.

354
00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:13,557
Oooo, I've never had a view before.

355
00:23:13,922 --> 00:23:17,175
Montrosity window, it's all mine.

356
00:23:17,176 --> 00:23:20,474
If my parents could see me now.

357
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,726
Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
from evil heaven.

358
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:28,441
Well now that Mr. Goody-two-shoes is out
of the way.

359
00:23:28,442 --> 00:23:31,513
I  can have, everything I want!

360
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,155
And  there's no one to stop me.

361
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:07,150
<i>(Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone again, naturally")</i>

362
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:23,227
I know, I know. Always thirsty,
never satisfied.

363
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:26,696
I understand you, little well dressed bird.

364
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:35,210
Purposeless, emptiness, it's a vacuum isn't
it. What's your vacuum like?

365
00:24:35,211 --> 00:24:39,109
Going off the rails, on a crazy train, sir.

366
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,823
Hey, hey, hey!
Not now, Minion.

367
00:24:42,617 --> 00:24:49,087
I'm in a heated existential discussion
with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.

368
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:54,438
I...is something wrong, sir?

369
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,390
Just think about it.

370
00:24:58,162 --> 00:24:59,500
We have it all.

371
00:25:00,255 --> 00:25:02,276
But we have nothing.

372
00:25:03,431 --> 00:25:05,753
It's just to easy now.

373
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,745
I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.

374
00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:15,433
-I mean, we did it.
-Well, you did it, sir.

375
00:25:15,434 --> 00:25:17,783
Yes you've made that perfectly clear.

376
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:22,764
-Then why do I feel so, Mel-on-cholly?
-Huh?

377
00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:25,164
Unhappy.

378
00:25:25,165 --> 00:25:32,755
Oh, uh well, uh. What if tomorrow,
we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.

379
00:25:32,756 --> 00:25:34,536
That always seemed to lift your spirits.

380
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:41,133
Good idea, Minion. But without him,
what's the point?

381
00:25:41,761 --> 00:25:44,345
-Him, sir?
-Nothing.

382
00:25:45,214 --> 00:25:48,373
Okay, um, all right well just uh, that’s uh,

383
00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,134
something to consider and um,

384
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,280
well, I think I'll just power
down for a while then.

385
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:02,174
He was always there for us.

386
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,325
Dependable.

387
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,732
Perhaps we took him for granted.

388
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:11,965
Maybe we never really know how good we
have it, until it's gone.

389
00:26:13,596 --> 00:26:15,190
We miss you, Metro Man.

390
00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:17,350
I, miss you.

391
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:20,808
And I have just one question for,
Megamind.

392
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:22,747
Are you happy now?

393
00:26:25,757 --> 00:26:29,012
This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting from a
city without a hero.

394
00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:34,724
Coming up next. Are you ready to be a slave
army? What you need to know.

395
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:45,239
Aaannd wrap that up and give it
to a child on Christmas.

396
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,335
-'Cause we're done.
-Okay, see you tomorrow, Hal.

397
00:26:48,336 --> 00:26:51,683
Wait, Roxie. I'm having a party
at my house.

398
00:26:51,684 --> 00:26:54,140
Coming off the hook, or whatever.
You should come on over.

399
00:26:54,141 --> 00:26:58,160
I got a DJ rented a bouncy house.
Made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick.

400
00:26:58,161 --> 00:27:02,494
Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really
fell like being around a bunch of people.

401
00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,570
No, no, no. That's why it'll just
be, like you and me.

402
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:10,281
Wow, that uh, that's certainly very tempting.

403
00:27:10,282 --> 00:27:12,090
-But,
-I did hire a wedding photographer.

404
00:27:12,091 --> 00:27:14,994
That's just in case, we were like
something crazy happened.

405
00:27:14,995 --> 00:27:17,831
And you'd want a picture of it. Like maybe
we should have this for like ever,

406
00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:19,278
like a memory, you know.

407
00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:21,244
Um, I'm gonna pass.

408
00:27:21,245 --> 00:27:24,457
I have some work here I need
to do. Okay, bye.

409
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,720
So Thursday? Soft, Thursday.

410
00:27:26,724 --> 00:27:28,881
-Goodnight, Hal.
-It's a soft yes, on Thursday.

411
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,236
What's, wrong with me?

412
00:27:32,237 --> 00:27:36,692
Rented a bouncy house? She doesn't like
bouncy houses, she likes a clown.

413
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:42,800
Stupid van!
Broken finger!

414
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,774
I've made a horrible mistake.

415
00:28:24,358 --> 00:28:26,358
I didn't mean to destroy you.

416
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,984
I mean, I meant to destroy you.

417
00:28:28,985 --> 00:28:31,187
But I didn't think it would really work.

418
00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:34,773
I am so tired of running rampant
through the streets.

419
00:28:35,787 --> 00:28:39,243
What's the point of being bad when
there's no good to try to stop you?

420
00:28:40,181 --> 00:28:42,885
Someone has to stop Megamind.

421
00:28:42,886 --> 00:28:43,849
Hey, we're closing soon.

422
00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:45,053
Oh, you scared me.

423
00:28:45,054 --> 00:28:46,850
-Barry, right?
-Bernard.

424
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:51,244
Bernard, I was just well I was
talking to myself.

425
00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:52,987
You may think I'm a little bit nuts.

426
00:28:52,988 --> 00:28:55,212
I'm not out to self guess directly.

427
00:28:55,213 --> 00:28:56,347
Thank you, I just...

428
00:28:56,348 --> 00:28:58,094
Bernard, I'll just be another minute.

429
00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:01,664
-Okay.
-Thanks.

430
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:05,359
I had so many evil plans in the works.

431
00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:07,346
The illiteracy beam.

432
00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:09,515
Typhoon cheese.

433
00:29:09,516 --> 00:29:11,159
Robo sheep.

434
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:14,189
Battles we will now, never have.

435
00:29:17,368 --> 00:29:19,685
You know we never had the chance
to say goodbye.

436
00:29:20,097 --> 00:29:23,033
So, it's good that we have this time now.

437
00:29:23,034 --> 00:29:25,580
You know, before I destroy the place.

438
00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:28,979
Nothing personal, it just brings back
to many painful memories.

439
00:29:33,141 --> 00:29:35,007
Hello, hello?

440
00:29:35,008 --> 00:29:36,037
Roxanne!

441
00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:47,754
That's a pretty tasteless costume.

442
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:52,461
-Costume?
-Megamind's head is not that grossly big.

443
00:29:52,462 --> 00:29:57,231
Oh you even made a cheap replica of
his dehydration gun. How...

444
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:00,145
Hello, is someone there?

445
00:30:02,932 --> 00:30:05,183
Hello, who's there?

446
00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:08,243
Whoa! Hey, hey. Whew.

447
00:30:08,244 --> 00:30:09,655
It's just you, Bernard.

448
00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:12,399
Oh, yes it's just me.
Bernard.

449
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,815
Well thank you for letting me stay.

450
00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:17,975
Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes
and thirty six seconds if I were you.

451
00:30:17,976 --> 00:30:19,891
We're having the walls and ceiling removed.

452
00:30:19,892 --> 00:30:22,355
Wow, that sounds like. Quite the renovation.

453
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:25,165
I guess I'll. Guess I'll ride down
with you then.

454
00:30:31,793 --> 00:30:35,063
I kept thinking he was going to do
one of his last minute escapes.

455
00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:38,899
Yeah, he was really good at those.

456
00:30:38,925 --> 00:30:41,651
Oh, if only the world had a reset button.

457
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,000
I've looked into the reset button.

458
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,905
The size is impossible.

459
00:30:48,209 --> 00:30:53,321
Bernard, I didn't know you had...feelings.
Are you okay?

460
00:30:54,443 --> 00:30:59,210
Metro Man is gone. And now there's
no one left to challenge Megamind.

461
00:30:59,211 --> 00:31:00,919
Oh, come on, Bernard.

462
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,435
As long as there's evil good will
rise up against it.

463
00:31:04,436 --> 00:31:05,662
Ohhh, I wish.

464
00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:08,572
I believe someone is going to stand
up to Megamind.

465
00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:09,910
-You really think so?
-Yeah.

466
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:13,388
I mean, it's like they say.
Heroes aren't born, they're made.

467
00:31:16,217 --> 00:31:19,639
Hero’s can be made. That's it!

468
00:31:20,159 --> 00:31:22,813
-All you need are the right ingredients.
-Yeah.

469
00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,448
-Bravery.
-Yes.

470
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,742
-Strength.
-Of course.

471
00:31:25,743 --> 00:31:27,544
-Determination.
-Imperative.

472
00:31:27,545 --> 00:31:29,494
And a smidgen of DNA.

473
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,900
-With that, anyone can be a hero.
-Yeah!

474
00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:36,093
I think we should run.

475
00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:37,821
Bye.

476
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,153
Time to put the past behind us.

477
00:31:42,143 --> 00:31:44,118
Only the future...AHH!

478
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:47,425
Oh, that's to much.
I'm definitely scared right now.

479
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,848
Oh, hope no ones seeing this.

480
00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:53,690
Create a hero? A what?
Why would you do that?

481
00:31:53,691 --> 00:31:55,392
So I have someone to fight.

482
00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:58,127
Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.

483
00:31:58,130 --> 00:32:00,148
A ying, with no yang.

484
00:32:00,149 --> 00:32:02,553
A bull fighter with no bull to fight.

485
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,190
In other words, I have no purpose.

486
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,880
Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.

487
00:32:07,881 --> 00:32:09,422
Go on, ask.

488
00:32:09,423 --> 00:32:10,918
How are you doing to do it?

489
00:32:12,858 --> 00:32:15,396
I'm going to use someone, I don't know
who yet.

490
00:32:15,397 --> 00:32:21,002
Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that
someone to be Montrocity's new hero.

491
00:32:21,056 --> 00:32:22,716
Over here, follow.

492
00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:27,927
And then, finally I'm going to fight that hero.
In an epic battle of good and evil.

493
00:32:27,928 --> 00:32:30,842
We could put everything back the way it was.

494
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:33,281
When the world was perfect.

495
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,706
And rosy. Behold, Minion.

496
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,817
Metro Man's cape.

497
00:32:37,818 --> 00:32:39,025
Look closely.

498
00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,663
Tell me what you see?

499
00:32:40,664 --> 00:32:41,673
Dandruff?

500
00:32:41,845 --> 00:32:44,400
Yes, it's his DNA.

501
00:32:44,405 --> 00:32:49,329
From this, we'll extract the source of
Metro Man's awesome power.

502
00:32:51,885 --> 00:32:54,283
Boss, I think this is a bad idea.

503
00:32:54,284 --> 00:32:59,431
Yes, It's a very wickedly bad idea.
For the greater good of man.

504
00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:02,089
But I'm saying this is a kind of
bad, bad.

505
00:33:02,090 --> 00:33:08,449
Okay,you might think it's good from your bad perception.
From a good perception, it is just plain bad.

506
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:10,775
Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.

507
00:33:11,807 --> 00:33:14,325
Now we have just one shot at this.

508
00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:16,558
I must find a suitable subject.

509
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:23,460
Someone who will do harm to mine.
Who puts the welfare of others above their own.

510
00:33:25,363 --> 00:33:27,534
(Happy tune playing in background)
What on earth is that?

511
00:33:27,550 --> 00:33:30,688
Seems to be emanating from there, sir.

512
00:33:33,462 --> 00:33:36,060
-O-llo,
-Uh, it's hello.

513
00:33:36,061 --> 00:33:37,749
Hello, like that.

514
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,050
-Bernard, it's Roxanne.
-It's Roxanne.

515
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:42,450
I just want to thank you for
inspiring me the other day.

516
00:33:42,451 --> 00:33:44,780
-Oh, You've inspired me too.
-Great!

517
00:33:44,781 --> 00:33:48,385
It's time we stood up to Megamind
and show him he can't push us around.

518
00:33:48,386 --> 00:33:50,994
Oh, oh really.
She's so cute.

519
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:52,958
-I'm already hot on his trail.
-Uh, huh.

520
00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:55,127
And what gives you that idea?

521
00:33:55,128 --> 00:33:57,544
-Uh, sir.
-I just found his secret hideout.

522
00:33:57,545 --> 00:33:59,052
How did she find my hideout?

523
00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:02,269
Uh, how did you find his hideout?

524
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:06,916
This is the only building in Metro City
with a big observatory on the roof.

525
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:12,530
Okay, there's no way she'll find
the secret entrance.

526
00:34:12,531 --> 00:34:15,156
Oh! There's a doormat here that
say's 'Secret Entrance'.

527
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,410
-Minion!
-I kept forgetting where it was.

528
00:34:19,411 --> 00:34:21,007
She'll discover all our secrets.

529
00:34:21,010 --> 00:34:24,190
You dim-witted creation of science.

530
00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:26,171
-What?
-Oh, not you Roxanne.

531
00:34:26,172 --> 00:34:28,497
No, I was just yelling at my mothers, urn.

532
00:34:28,498 --> 00:34:30,259
Don't do anything, I'll be right there.

533
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:32,254
Roxanne?

534
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,418
Oh no, not again.

535
00:34:40,602 --> 00:34:41,969
Roxanne.

536
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:44,341
-Whoa!
-Oh, I'm glad you're here.

537
00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:46,046
How did you get here so fast?

538
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:50,079
Well, I uh. I happened to be speed walking
nearby when you called.

539
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,321
-In a suit?
-Uh huh.

540
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:53,644
It's called, 'Formal Speed walking'.

541
00:34:53,645 --> 00:34:55,135
But that's not important.

542
00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:56,255
I better take the lead.

543
00:34:56,256 --> 00:34:57,392
This way looks exciting.

544
00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:58,632
No, it says, exit.

545
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:02,122
Uh, which is the abbreviation
for 'Exciting', right?

546
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,750
It's the mother load.

547
00:35:03,751 --> 00:35:04,952
-Ahh.
-Wow.

548
00:35:04,953 --> 00:35:07,121
-Wow.
-Just look at this thing.

549
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:10,042
You know, I really could use your help in
deciphering all this.

550
00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:12,851
-Really?
-You're an expert in all things Megamind, right?

551
00:35:12,852 --> 00:35:17,608
-Yes, right.
-Together we could figure out his plan
for the city and stop it.

552
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:18,890
Are you in?

553
00:35:18,891 --> 00:35:21,906
-Oh, what fun!
-That's what I want to hear.

554
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:24,233
Minion,
Code-Send out the brain pods.

555
00:35:24,234 --> 00:35:26,723
You know the whole point of a code is...

556
00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:28,380
Oh code-just do it, Minion.

557
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,236
Ahh, it's me you fools!

558
00:35:33,237 --> 00:35:34,259
Bernard!

559
00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:37,866
It's daddy.

560
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,920
Megamind!

561
00:35:41,921 --> 00:35:43,722
What have you done with, Bernard?

562
00:35:43,723 --> 00:35:47,031
Bernard? Oh yes, I mean poor defenseless,

563
00:35:47,032 --> 00:35:49,970
I don't want to get into it but,
Lasers, spikes.

564
00:35:49,971 --> 00:35:53,327
(Bernard’s voice)
Oh, please no, not the lasers and the spikes!

565
00:35:53,328 --> 00:35:54,152
You know the drill.

566
00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:56,629
(Bernard's voice)
Oh no, not the drill.

567
00:35:56,630 --> 00:35:58,678
-Let him go.
-Or what?

568
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,358
Or I'm going to find out what this
weird looking gun does.

569
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,943
No don't!
Don't shoot that gun.

570
00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:05,556
I'll just go get him.

571
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,500
Unhand me you fiend!

572
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,305
It, it's strength's to much.

573
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:12,498
Oh, I work out.

574
00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:17,913
Argh, it's really paying off.
You're so fit, and strangely charismatic.

575
00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:22,501
Are you okay?

576
00:36:22,502 --> 00:36:25,577
I've did my best.
But he's to fantastic.

577
00:36:25,578 --> 00:36:28,032
Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.

578
00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:29,092
I got this covered.

579
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,663
Let go, it's mine!

580
00:36:33,665 --> 00:36:34,887
Bernard, help!

581
00:36:37,602 --> 00:36:38,602
Give it to me.

582
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:39,931
Oh no!

583
00:36:45,879 --> 00:36:46,899
Roxanne.

584
00:36:48,632 --> 00:36:49,632
Ow!

585
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:54,428
Who on earth is that?

586
00:37:04,574 --> 00:37:05,574
Roxanne!

587
00:37:06,818 --> 00:37:09,461
Bernard, you were right about that door
being exciting.

588
00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:11,216
This way.

589
00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:17,704
-Huh!
-What are you doing?

590
00:37:17,705 --> 00:37:20,043
Just uh, here!

591
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,028
Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it.

592
00:37:23,627 --> 00:37:24,627
Just throw it.

593
00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:26,236
Daddy's, suffering.

594
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:39,787
-Wow, that was real exciting.
-Yeah.

595
00:37:39,788 --> 00:37:41,761
-You were very strong in there.
-I know.

596
00:37:41,762 --> 00:37:44,506
I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
stand up to him like that.

597
00:37:44,510 --> 00:37:45,729
What's going on?

598
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,225
Hal, what happened?

599
00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:48,786
I think a bee flew up my nose.

600
00:37:48,787 --> 00:37:51,636
I was just about to make my frontal
assault to rescue you,

601
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,926
when like fifty ninjas tried to attack me.

602
00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,130
So I had to beat them all up, and I did...

603
00:37:56,131 --> 00:37:58,122
-and they were all like crying, so.
-Wow.

604
00:37:58,123 --> 00:37:59,240
Brave one, isn't he.

605
00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:00,582
Who are you?

606
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,472
Oh thi..., this is Bernard.

607
00:38:02,473 --> 00:38:04,015
-He's my partner.
-Partner?

608
00:38:04,016 --> 00:38:05,990
Yes, yes partner.

609
00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:08,312
Well look partner, I'm her partner.

610
00:38:08,313 --> 00:38:11,606
She doesn't know what she's saying. She's
been through a traumatic experience.

611
00:38:11,607 --> 00:38:14,001
I'd better take him home.
Thanks again, Bernard.

612
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,058
I'll call you tomorrow, partner.

613
00:38:24,247 --> 00:38:25,247
Yeah, okay.

614
00:38:25,248 --> 00:38:26,533
I'd like that.

615
00:38:26,534 --> 00:38:29,647
That was weird for everybody. 'Cause you
accidentally, okay lets end this meeting.

616
00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:32,497
Sir!

617
00:38:32,498 --> 00:38:34,527
Code-Did you find out who it was?

618
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:37,253
Huh?
Oh, oh.

619
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,634
Code-get the car.

620
00:38:39,635 --> 00:38:40,890
Code-right away, sir.

621
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:51,434
-Buh bye.
-See you tomorrow, Hal.

622
00:38:51,435 --> 00:38:53,289
I'll leave the door unlocked in case
you want to check on me later.

623
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,820
Who is this man, fused with godlike power?

624
00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:06,273
Well sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
He's twenty eight years old.

625
00:39:06,274 --> 00:39:07,615
No criminal record.

626
00:39:07,616 --> 00:39:09,080
Actually, no records at all.

627
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:12,262
Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.

628
00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:14,210
Not yet, Minion.
Not...

629
00:39:14,211 --> 00:39:15,884
...Yet.

630
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,836
Could this day get anymore, funtastic?

631
00:39:18,838 --> 00:39:20,953
So I will just go ahead and defuse him,

632
00:39:20,954 --> 00:39:24,360
since this is clearly a mistake.

633
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:27,067
No mistake, Minion. Something much
more powerful is at work.

634
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,105
This is no mistake.

635
00:39:29,110 --> 00:39:30,411
It's destiny.

636
00:39:32,617 --> 00:39:36,241
Hal Stewart, prepare for your destiny.

637
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,119
Hal? Hal Stewart?

638
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,198
Am I saying it right?

639
00:39:41,702 --> 00:39:42,822
Stewart.

640
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:46,843
Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across
the hall has way better stuff than me.

641
00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:48,985
Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.

642
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,161
Quick, the spray.

643
00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,280
-All out.
-Well use the forget me stick.

644
00:39:54,281 --> 00:39:55,300
Oh, right!

645
00:39:58,217 --> 00:39:59,217
Just look at him.

646
00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:04,265
Well, he doesn't look quite the
hero type to me.

647
00:40:04,266 --> 00:40:05,940
Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.

648
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,652
I smell hero.

649
00:40:11,653 --> 00:40:13,879
I smell something burning.

650
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,030
I think it's working!

651
00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:18,275
Places, places...

652
00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:20,547
You have your disguise?

653
00:40:27,152 --> 00:40:28,152
What?

654
00:40:28,153 --> 00:40:29,927
Ah, you look fantastic.

655
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,810
Rise, my glorious creation.

656
00:40:41,811 --> 00:40:45,151
Rise, and come to Papa.

657
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:46,525
What's going on?

658
00:40:46,526 --> 00:40:49,401
-Easy my child.
-Who are you?

659
00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:52,603
I sent  you to this planet to
teach  you about justice.

660
00:40:52,605 --> 00:40:54,990
Honor, and nobility.

661
00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:57,150
I am your father.

662
00:40:57,909 --> 00:41:00,412
So you're like, my space Dad?

663
00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:03,753
Yeah, I'm like your space Dad.

664
00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:06,479
And you are, what?

665
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,650
I'm your space, Step-Mom.

666
00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:12,526
I, I had some work done recently.

667
00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:14,473
Is this some kind of dream?

668
00:41:14,475 --> 00:41:16,643
This is a dream come true.

669
00:41:16,645 --> 00:41:19,922
You've been blessed with unfathomamble
power.

670
00:41:19,923 --> 00:41:20,992
What kind of power?

671
00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:22,156
Unfathamomble.

672
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,724
It's un, without Fathom.

673
00:41:24,730 --> 00:41:28,247
-Whoa
-Yeah, we've come to guide you.

674
00:41:28,248 --> 00:41:31,730
On your path to be Montrosity's new hero.

675
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:35,901
And battle the super genius, of Megamind.

676
00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,241
I know this is a lot to take in.

677
00:41:41,242 --> 00:41:44,270
It may take months for you
to come to grips with..

678
00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:45,500
No frickin' way.

679
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,898
Wahoo! Look at the big hero.

680
00:41:53,004 --> 00:41:55,554
I'm a big hero.

681
00:41:55,655 --> 00:41:58,993
See Minion, he's perfect.

682
00:42:00,164 --> 00:42:02,480
Aaannd, action!

683
00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:04,980
-Someone help me.
-I'm okay.

684
00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,276
Zap, zap, zap.

685
00:42:17,232 --> 00:42:22,044
The flames of my evil burn bright.
Now you say something cool back at him.

686
00:42:22,045 --> 00:42:24,795
Look, it doesn't even hurt.
Don't even feel it.

687
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,390
No, no, no. Shut it down, and stop.

688
00:42:28,391 --> 00:42:29,983
I said slow down.

689
00:42:35,169 --> 00:42:37,995
He's hopeless. HOPELESS!

690
00:42:37,999 --> 00:42:40,679
-Maybe we should change tactics?
-You think so?

691
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,984
Oh, you know how boys are.
They want video games.

692
00:42:43,985 --> 00:42:46,147
I can throw a few parts together.

693
00:42:46,148 --> 00:42:49,745
Can't...wait.
LoL,  smiley face.

694
00:42:49,746 --> 00:42:51,245
Can't wait for what, sir?

695
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,364
Oh, that was such a funny story.

696
00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:57,170
And brilliantly told, by the way.

697
00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,083
Okay, now you tell one.

698
00:42:59,085 --> 00:43:01,385
Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.

699
00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:04,073
And, I never heard you laugh before.

700
00:43:04,075 --> 00:43:05,601
Yeah, it's been a while.

701
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:07,513
Feels pretty good.

702
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:13,159
And, exit.

703
00:43:25,825 --> 00:43:27,504
You  don't get out much, do you?

704
00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:28,532
Fun!

705
00:43:30,571 --> 00:43:32,590
I used to come here with my mother
when I was a kid.

706
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,246
It was one of my favorite things to do.

707
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,155
Now look at it.

708
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:38,659
It's a dump.

709
00:43:43,777 --> 00:43:45,210
Why are we cleaning up the City, sir?

710
00:43:45,211 --> 00:43:50,668
Um, well we don't want to battle our
new hero in a dump, now...do we?

711
00:43:54,318 --> 00:43:55,937
They're all back.

712
00:43:55,938 --> 00:43:57,665
But how, why?

713
00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:59,860
Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.

714
00:44:05,231 --> 00:44:09,630
That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove.

715
00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:19,634
Okay, okay, Metro Man and I,
were never a couple.

716
00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:21,029
But I thought you two were...

717
00:44:21,029 --> 00:44:24,416
I know, everybody did. It's just,
well he was never really my type.

718
00:44:24,417 --> 00:44:25,660
Really?

719
00:44:25,774 --> 00:44:28,240
Okay, now you tell me something.

720
00:44:28,241 --> 00:44:31,095
Something you've never told anyone.

721
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:35,713
Well, in shh-school.

722
00:44:36,556 --> 00:44:39,270
None of the other kids really liked me.

723
00:44:40,502 --> 00:44:42,775
I was always last one picked
for everything.

724
00:44:44,022 --> 00:44:46,970
Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't
go to the same school.

725
00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,365
Hal, I think  you're ready for this.

726
00:44:57,473 --> 00:44:59,290
Do I have a son?

727
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:02,124
No, Hal, you make me laugh.

728
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:04,276
It stretches, it's for you.

729
00:45:05,635 --> 00:45:07,447
Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?

730
00:45:07,448 --> 00:45:08,608
Titan.

731
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,141
Tighten? What's that suppose to mean?

732
00:45:11,150 --> 00:45:13,639
It was the only name I
could trademark.

733
00:45:14,122 --> 00:45:15,122
Oh.

734
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:18,735
Do you have someone special
in your life, Hal?

735
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:20,962
No not yet, but.

736
00:45:20,963 --> 00:45:25,550
There's this really, really good looking one
I've got my eye on, currently.

737
00:45:29,616 --> 00:45:34,080
That's very good. Romance is
very inspiring.

738
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:38,235
-That's what I hear.
-All you have to do, is save her.

739
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,057
And she'll be yours.

740
00:45:40,058 --> 00:45:41,873
-Who want's Churro's?
-I do!

741
00:45:43,671 --> 00:45:45,543
Thanks spaced out, momma.

742
00:45:45,550 --> 00:45:47,962
On the count of three, unsheathe
your Churro.

743
00:45:47,963 --> 00:45:50,910
One, two, three! To Titan.

744
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:56,402
Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind.
And the City will know your name.

745
00:45:58,386 --> 00:46:00,982
The City's parks' restored to their
original glory.

746
00:46:00,983 --> 00:46:03,232
The street's are the safest they've been.

747
00:46:03,233 --> 00:46:04,833
The banks reopened.

748
00:46:04,834 --> 00:46:07,082
Has something happened to Megamind?

749
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,794
Has someone tamed this monster?

750
00:46:09,795 --> 00:46:15,340
This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic,
but pleasantly confused.

751
00:46:15,350 --> 00:46:17,844
Well you seem to be in a very good
mood tonight, sir.

752
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:20,008
Huh, how long is this going to take me?

753
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:24,676
Just a few alterations, sir. And I'll be
done with your most terrifying cape yet.

754
00:46:24,676 --> 00:46:30,077
I'm calling it,
Mambaaaaaaa...aaaa...aaa.

755
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:36,942
Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am
running late. I have to go.

756
00:46:36,945 --> 00:46:38,881
What, where, where are  you going, sir?

757
00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:41,298
We have our date to battle Titan in the morning.

758
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,755
We haven't even tested your
big battle suit yet.

759
00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:45,080
You attend to the details, Minion.

760
00:46:45,081 --> 00:46:47,398
I have to, run a quick errand.

761
00:46:47,399 --> 00:46:49,284
You don't run errands.

762
00:46:49,285 --> 00:46:50,797
What's going on here?

763
00:46:50,798 --> 00:46:53,031
-What?
-Oh, wait a minute.

764
00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:57,643
Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's,
Fleur Du?

765
00:46:57,644 --> 00:46:59,100
It's just my natural musk.

766
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,995
Now, where are the car keys?

767
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:02,383
Ahhh.

768
00:47:03,310 --> 00:47:05,446
This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it.

769
00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:07,202
Your going on a date with her.

770
00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:11,897
No my main man, get out of town.

771
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:15,365
Oh this is bad, this is bad.
You've fallen in love with her.

772
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,763
You are forgetting your place, Minion.

773
00:47:17,764 --> 00:47:19,390
Now give me the keys.

774
00:47:20,484 --> 00:47:24,184
What happens when Roxanne finds
out who you really are?

775
00:47:24,185 --> 00:47:25,954
She will never find out.

776
00:47:25,955 --> 00:47:28,004
That's the point of lying.

777
00:47:28,005 --> 00:47:29,720
Ahhh!

778
00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:34,070
Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think
this is your first day at being evil.

779
00:47:34,071 --> 00:47:35,029
NO!

780
00:47:36,282 --> 00:47:38,395
This has gone far enough.

781
00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,907
Oh, that was really grown up.

782
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,233
Sir please, it's for your own good.

783
00:47:46,411 --> 00:47:47,762
Well what do you know.

784
00:47:47,763 --> 00:47:49,939
I may not know much, but I do know this.

785
00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:53,090
The bad guy doesn't get the girl.

786
00:47:53,091 --> 00:47:55,848
Maybe I don't want to be the bad
guy anymore.

787
00:47:55,849 --> 00:47:57,688
(Screams like a girl)

788
00:47:59,256 --> 00:48:00,777
You heard me.

789
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:02,813
Who are you?

790
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,169
-Now give me the keys.
-NO!

791
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,658
My soul purpose in life is
to look after you.

792
00:48:09,659 --> 00:48:11,668
Well I don't need you to look after me.

793
00:48:11,669 --> 00:48:13,894
What are you...what are you saying?

794
00:48:13,895 --> 00:48:16,704
-You don't need me?
-Let me make it clear.

795
00:48:16,705 --> 00:48:19,027
Code-I don't need you.

796
00:48:19,028 --> 00:48:20,830
You know what, you know what.

797
00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:26,255
Code-I'll just pack my things and go.

798
00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:27,420
Code-Fine!

799
00:48:27,421 --> 00:48:28,852
Code-Fine back.

800
00:48:31,899 --> 00:48:34,120
Well good luck on your date.

801
00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:36,921
-I will.
-That doesn't even make any sense.

802
00:48:36,922 --> 00:48:38,312
I know.

803
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,074
I know I am so close, I can feel it.

804
00:49:14,445 --> 00:49:18,315
Okay, okay I just have to take
a step back.

805
00:49:24,552 --> 00:49:26,552
Wait a minute.

806
00:49:38,557 --> 00:49:39,817
Titan.

807
00:49:39,818 --> 00:49:41,971
What's a Titan?

808
00:49:41,972 --> 00:49:44,978
My super ears are burning.

809
00:49:46,568 --> 00:49:49,736
I usually just hear criminals. You
haven't been naughty, have you?

810
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:52,977
I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing
with you.

811
00:49:52,978 --> 00:49:54,227
The names Titan.

812
00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:58,427
-Titan?
-Your very own heroic  guardian
of pure awesome.

813
00:49:58,428 --> 00:50:00,508
What's your name? Just kidding, I know
everything about you.

814
00:50:00,510 --> 00:50:03,570
Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers,

815
00:50:03,571 --> 00:50:07,254
Didn't know what you liked, so I
just grabbed  you know, all of them.

816
00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:11,840
Okay, you don't like flowers.
Okay, uh, uh, forget the flowers.

817
00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:15,362
-What do you want?
-Thought maybe we could go for a little
flight around town.

818
00:50:15,363 --> 00:50:16,782
-Get to know each other first.
-WHOA!

819
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,706
It's suppose to be very thrilling for you.

820
00:50:19,710 --> 00:50:20,825
Just what do you think you're doing?

821
00:50:20,826 --> 00:50:22,163
Oh are we moving to fast?

822
00:50:22,164 --> 00:50:26,330
You're probably right. I should just
rescue you a few times before we get
all romantic.

823
00:50:26,331 --> 00:50:27,815
Whoops!

824
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:31,621
Saved that, You are lucky to
have such a great hero here.

825
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,240
Somebody do something?

826
00:50:34,241 --> 00:50:36,646
No wait, Duh! I gotcha.

827
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:44,959
That was fun, you almost died.

828
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,216
But I saved you.

829
00:50:46,216 --> 00:50:47,622
-Ahhh, building!
-AHHHH!

830
00:50:51,802 --> 00:50:53,212
Gotcha!

831
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,640
Whoo, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

832
00:50:55,650 --> 00:50:58,056
I couldn't hear you cause of
the sound of me saving your life.

833
00:50:58,057 --> 00:50:59,988
Put me down, right now!

834
00:51:00,005 --> 00:51:02,560
Okay, all right, all right,
hold on.

835
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,527
Are you crazy?

836
00:51:06,527 --> 00:51:10,200
I suppose I'm, a little crazy...
about you.

837
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:12,360
Who are you? Really.

838
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:16,677
Oooh, oooh, right. Well prepare
to have your mind blown, little lady.

839
00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:19,809
-Tada!
-Hal?

840
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:22,395
Yeah, isn't this great?

841
00:51:22,396 --> 00:51:24,706
Now there's nothing keeping us apart.

842
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,608
No, it's not great.

843
00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:30,962
Aww, our first fight. This is so us,
we're like an old married couple.

844
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,065
There is no us, okay. There will
never be an us.

845
00:51:34,066 --> 00:51:36,650
But, I have powers.

846
00:51:36,651 --> 00:51:39,249
I have a cape, I'm the good guy.

847
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,332
You are a good guy, Hal.

848
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:43,182
But you don't understand we need to
find out why...

849
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,782
Right now, this isn't right.

850
00:51:45,783 --> 00:51:47,644
You're suppose to be with me.

851
00:51:47,645 --> 00:51:49,904
I'm trying to warn you, Hal.

852
00:51:49,905 --> 00:51:53,475
It's Tighten. It's TIGHTEN, not Hal.

853
00:52:16,885 --> 00:52:18,888
-Hey.
-Roxanne.

854
00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:22,552
-Sorry I'm late.
-Wow, your hair looks exciting.

855
00:52:22,553 --> 00:52:25,690
Hmm, not the only exciting development
of the night.

856
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:28,140
Megamind's created a new hero.

857
00:52:28,141 --> 00:52:29,567
And I know why.

858
00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:32,154
It all makes sense now.

859
00:52:32,155 --> 00:52:36,698
He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created
a new hero to kick it for him.

860
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,441
But why, Hal?

861
00:52:39,442 --> 00:52:42,565
Hal is the worst possible person
you could pick.

862
00:52:42,566 --> 00:52:44,911
Wow, that's a lot to take in.

863
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,735
It, it boggles my mind.

864
00:52:46,736 --> 00:52:48,732
I am extremely boggled.

865
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:52,078
You know, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom
of who's kicking who's butt.

866
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:53,078
But in the mean time.

867
00:52:53,987 --> 00:52:56,386
Let's enjoy each other's company.

868
00:52:56,387 --> 00:52:59,616
I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, your right,

869
00:52:59,617 --> 00:53:01,080
you know, I could use a breather.

870
00:53:02,549 --> 00:53:08,323
To, Bernard. For being the only normal
thing in my crazy upside down world.

871
00:53:08,325 --> 00:53:11,612
To...being normal.

872
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,950
-Roxanne.
-Yeah?

873
00:53:25,103 --> 00:53:27,137
Say I wasn't so normal.

874
00:53:27,810 --> 00:53:33,901
Say I was bald and had the complexion
of a popular primary color.

875
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,920
As a random, not a specific example.

876
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,534
Would you still enjoy my company?

877
00:53:39,535 --> 00:53:42,459
Well of course you don't judge a book by
it's cover.

878
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:44,080
Or a person from the outside.

879
00:53:44,081 --> 00:53:45,980
Oh, that's a relief to hear.

880
00:53:45,981 --> 00:53:47,750
You judge them based on their actions.

881
00:53:48,453 --> 00:53:51,015
Well that seems kinda petty,
don't you think.

882
00:54:09,395 --> 00:54:10,435
(Gasps in shock)

883
00:54:13,412 --> 00:54:14,412
(Cries in shock)

884
00:54:19,455 --> 00:54:22,285
-You.
-What, what?

885
00:54:22,841 --> 00:54:25,161
Oh, don't look at me!

886
00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:26,974
Just, just a technical glitch.

887
00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:28,238
Don't look yet.

888
00:54:29,408 --> 00:54:30,408
My bad.

889
00:54:33,584 --> 00:54:35,160
Where were we?

890
00:54:37,731 --> 00:54:39,474
Now, now, hold on.

891
00:54:39,475 --> 00:54:41,636
YOU!

892
00:55:01,511 --> 00:55:02,800
I can explain.

893
00:55:02,843 --> 00:55:04,575
(Growls in anger)

894
00:55:04,576 --> 00:55:06,556
What about everything you just said?

895
00:55:06,557 --> 00:55:08,852
About judging a book by it's cover.

896
00:55:08,853 --> 00:55:12,188
Well let's take a look at the contents
then, shall we?

897
00:55:12,189 --> 00:55:14,113
You destroyed Metro Man.

898
00:55:14,114 --> 00:55:18,900
You took over the city and then you
actually got me to care about you.

899
00:55:20,323 --> 00:55:22,720
Why are you so evil?

900
00:55:22,730 --> 00:55:24,547
Tricking me?

901
00:55:24,550 --> 00:55:27,489
What could you possibly hope to gain?

902
00:55:32,132 --> 00:55:33,388
Wait a minute.

903
00:55:33,389 --> 00:55:36,161
Oh, I don't believe this.

904
00:55:39,404 --> 00:55:43,132
Do you really think that I would
ever be with you?

905
00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:22,624
Okay Minion, you were right.

906
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:25,619
I was....less right.

907
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,901
We should stick to what we're good at.

908
00:56:27,902 --> 00:56:29,785
Being bad.

909
00:56:31,074 --> 00:56:32,084
Minion...

910
00:56:51,434 --> 00:56:52,434
You there.

911
00:56:53,517 --> 00:56:54,517
Yeah, you.

912
00:56:55,632 --> 00:56:58,682
Bring out, the black mamba!

913
00:57:30,825 --> 00:57:35,867
Okay, Titan it's time to go down,
in style.

914
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,937
I hear there's a new hero.

915
00:58:00,938 --> 00:58:03,390
who dares to challenge my evil.

916
00:58:03,391 --> 00:58:06,259
Where is the one they call, Titan?

917
00:58:10,052 --> 00:58:12,422
Challenge me, if you dare.

918
00:58:26,642 --> 00:58:28,802
<i>(Minnie Ripperton's 'Loving you' playing)</i>

919
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,970
<i>(Making car motor sounds)</i>

920
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,004
Oh no, we're gonna crash.

921
00:58:40,576 --> 00:58:42,782
This is embarrassing.

922
00:58:49,411 --> 00:58:51,590
Ballsy and incipient.

923
00:58:51,590 --> 00:58:55,373
Boneheaded, irresponsible.

924
00:58:55,637 --> 00:58:56,637
RUDE!

925
00:58:56,638 --> 00:58:59,209
Unprofessional, that's what this is.

926
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:02,709
Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?

927
00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,979
Of course not, he was a pro.

928
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:07,811
Hey, Megamind. You're actually
the guy I want to see.

929
00:59:07,813 --> 00:59:09,489
Also, there's a door here.

930
00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:13,720
Do you have any idea how long
I waited for you?

931
00:59:13,721 --> 00:59:15,240
No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.

932
00:59:15,241 --> 00:59:17,936
Could you just shut up for a second, I'm trying
to beat this score.

933
00:59:17,937 --> 00:59:20,139
Were you even planning on showing up?

934
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,773
What's this?

935
00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:26,300
Where did you get all this stuff?

936
00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:28,122
It doesn't belong to me.

937
00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:29,501
You stole it!

938
00:59:29,502 --> 00:59:31,975
-Pretty cool, right.
-Oh no, no, no. You're a hero.

939
00:59:31,976 --> 00:59:33,589
Being a hero is for losers.

940
00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:36,349
It's work, work, work twenty four seven,
and for what?

941
00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:41,672
I only took the gig to get the girl. And it turns
out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.

942
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:43,325
Roxanne Ritchi?

943
00:59:43,326 --> 00:59:44,524
Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi.

944
00:59:44,525 --> 00:59:48,992
I saw her having dinner, and making googly eyes
at some intellectual dweeb.

945
00:59:48,993 --> 00:59:51,272
-Ohhhh
-Who needs all that noise.

946
00:59:51,273 --> 00:59:55,079
That's why I think, we should
team up.

947
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,264
You? Wait! What?

948
00:59:56,265 --> 00:59:58,866
With my power, and your big
headedness,

949
00:59:58,867 --> 01:00:00,742
we could rule the city.

950
01:00:00,743 --> 01:00:03,410
-You want to team up?
-I even drew up some new costume designs.

951
01:00:03,411 --> 01:00:04,744
-See
-Costume design?

952
01:00:04,745 --> 01:00:08,411
You have a brain so you get a little brain
wearing glasses on your costume, or something.

953
01:00:08,412 --> 01:00:12,855
And since I'm the cool one, I'll have like
two tanks sword fighting.

954
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,047
I can't believe you.

955
01:00:15,048 --> 01:00:22,412
All your gifts all your powers, and you
squander them for your own personal gain.

956
01:00:22,413 --> 01:00:24,028
-Yes!
-NO!

957
01:00:24,029 --> 01:00:29,284
I 'm the villain, you're the good guy.
I do something bad, and you come and get me.

958
01:00:29,285 --> 01:00:31,200
That's why I created you.

959
01:00:31,201 --> 01:00:34,888
Yeah, right. You're nuts.

960
01:00:34,889 --> 01:00:37,350
-Space Dad told me.
-Look, I'm your Space Dad.

961
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,102
You should be more like Metro Man.

962
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,356
You tricked me?

963
01:00:43,357 --> 01:00:45,240
Oh, don't like that, huh?

964
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:46,342
Well there's more.

965
01:00:47,866 --> 01:00:51,640
I'm also the intellectual dweeb
dating Roxanne.

966
01:00:52,057 --> 01:00:55,425
-No.
-And we were smooching.

967
01:00:55,426 --> 01:00:58,703
Mwah...Mwah...Mwah.

968
01:00:58,704 --> 01:01:00,631
When I get my hands on you
I'm gonna, gonna...

969
01:01:00,632 --> 01:01:02,418
YES! Yes I know.

970
01:01:02,419 --> 01:01:06,094
Break me in two. Oh god,
how I missed this.

971
01:01:09,379 --> 01:01:11,699
And the hero strikes the first blow.

972
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,912
But evil returns with a backhand.

973
01:01:18,686 --> 01:01:19,686
YES!

974
01:01:24,901 --> 01:01:26,845
Ahh...shhhh.

975
01:01:28,430 --> 01:01:30,595
Come out you little freak!

976
01:01:30,596 --> 01:01:33,579
I want to see what that big brain
looks like on the pavement.

977
01:01:40,027 --> 01:01:43,235
You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book.

978
01:01:44,144 --> 01:01:45,693
You little blue, twerp.

979
01:01:48,593 --> 01:01:49,629
En Garde!

980
01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:56,769
Oh, now that's the spirit.

981
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,585
Take, that, and again!

982
01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:02,946
Now it's time for witty back
and forth banter.

983
01:02:02,947 --> 01:02:04,180
You go first.

984
01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:07,640
Look I'm not sure where you're
going at.

985
01:02:09,213 --> 01:02:10,950
This one is for pursuing my girlfriend.

986
01:02:16,569 --> 01:02:19,636
This one's for space Dad making a fool out of me.

987
01:02:27,204 --> 01:02:30,508
And Megamind! This is for
Space, Step-Mom.

988
01:02:30,509 --> 01:02:31,848
You lied to her!

989
01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:35,738
Oh, well now, I thought that pummeling
went really, really well.

990
01:02:35,739 --> 01:02:38,100
I mean, I have a few notes.

991
01:02:38,101 --> 01:02:39,400
-Notes?
-But they can wait.

992
01:02:39,401 --> 01:02:40,900
You can take me to jail now.

993
01:02:40,901 --> 01:02:43,849
Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
more like the morgue.

994
01:02:43,850 --> 01:02:45,637
-You're dead!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

995
01:02:45,638 --> 01:02:47,139
This isn't how you play the game.

996
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:48,479
Game over.

997
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:56,333
Great button.

998
01:03:01,957 --> 01:03:03,510
I'm calling time out.

999
01:03:05,395 --> 01:03:06,615
Time out, time out!

1000
01:03:10,765 --> 01:03:13,359
Brain bots. Initiate the fail safe.

1001
01:03:20,305 --> 01:03:22,638
Guess what, Buster Brown?

1002
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:26,215
It's made from Copper. You're powerless
against it.

1003
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:29,110
It's a very safe metal used to defeat...

1004
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,810
Metro Man?

1005
01:03:31,090 --> 01:03:34,672
You, should stop comparing me
to Metro Man.

1006
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,442
You run Megamind, but you can't hide.

1007
01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:48,510
We're saved, we're saved!

1008
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,620
What's your name, new hero?

1009
01:03:50,621 --> 01:03:53,641
-It's Tighten.
-Thank you, thank you.

1010
01:03:53,642 --> 01:03:55,587
Tighten has freed us.

1011
01:03:55,588 --> 01:03:57,381
Oh I wouldn't say free.

1012
01:03:57,382 --> 01:04:00,320
More like, under new management.

1013
01:04:02,782 --> 01:04:05,234
(Door bell rung continuously)

1014
01:04:05,588 --> 01:04:06,694
What do you want?

1015
01:04:06,695 --> 01:04:11,055
-Titan's turned evil.
-Congratulations, another one of your genius
plans have backfired on you.

1016
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,562
And why did my doorman let you up?

1017
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:17,696
-Carlos?
-What are you, no, no!

1018
01:04:17,697 --> 01:04:19,274
I need your help.

1019
01:04:19,275 --> 01:04:21,110
Why do you need MY help?

1020
01:04:21,111 --> 01:04:25,362
(Tiredly sighs) Because you're the
smartest person I know.

1021
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,914
Well you can't hide here.

1022
01:04:28,915 --> 01:04:31,133
Copper should  have worked,
why didn't the copper work?

1023
01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,100
The copper worked perfectly well the last time.

1024
01:04:33,101 --> 01:04:34,745
Copper? You're not making any sense.

1025
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:38,352
Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness.
He'll destroy the whole city.

1026
01:04:40,988 --> 01:04:42,820
Okay, how can I help?

1027
01:04:42,821 --> 01:04:45,799
We need to find answers.
You knew Metro Man best.

1028
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:50,244
Did he have a hideout, a cave, a solitary
fortress of some kind?

1029
01:04:50,245 --> 01:04:52,007
Anything that would give us clues.

1030
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:55,388
Well, there is one place I know.

1031
01:04:57,162 --> 01:05:00,462
You gave him these powers, can't
you just take them away?

1032
01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:05,136
I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I
misplaced the invisible car.

1033
01:05:05,137 --> 01:05:06,915
The night you dumped me.

1034
01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:09,265
Alone.

1035
01:05:09,026 --> 01:05:10,676
In the rain.

1036
01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,526
-Did you ever look back?
-NO!

1037
01:05:13,527 --> 01:05:17,420
-Oh, my giant blue head.
-I guess we're here.

1038
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,627
So, this is where he hid it.

1039
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:28,110
After all these years. My old shhool house.

1040
01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:33,527
You know, I think there's an
apology in order, for the other night.

1041
01:05:33,528 --> 01:05:35,529
Okay that would be nice.
But make it quick.

1042
01:05:35,530 --> 01:05:37,684
We have much more pressing
matters to deal with.

1043
01:05:41,069 --> 01:05:46,138
Wow, can't believe he kept
all this stuff.

1044
01:05:46,536 --> 01:05:49,323
Aww, I remember when he
wore that.

1045
01:05:49,324 --> 01:05:50,788
Can you just stay focused here?

1046
01:05:50,789 --> 01:05:52,744
Yes of course, you're right, focused.

1047
01:05:53,692 --> 01:05:55,855
HEY! Come over and look at this.

1048
01:05:56,278 --> 01:05:58,180
What is it?
What did you find?

1049
01:05:59,511 --> 01:06:02,210
Um.....look!

1050
01:06:02,434 --> 01:06:05,332
This glass has ice cubes in it.

1051
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:07,740
Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.

1052
01:06:07,741 --> 01:06:09,298
No, what I'm saying is,

1053
01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:13,449
don't you think it's a little odd that
the ice hasn't melted yet?

1054
01:06:13,450 --> 01:06:15,025
One of life’s great mysteries.

1055
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,198
Hey.

1056
01:06:23,198 --> 01:06:24,198
(Both scream)
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

1057
01:06:35,077 --> 01:06:36,785
We now offer a confirmed report.

1058
01:06:36,786 --> 01:06:40,666
Tighten, first thought to be the
City's new hero, has turned evil.

1059
01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:43,726
The city has never seen this level
of destruction.

1060
01:06:43,727 --> 01:06:46,045
If only Metro Man were still alive.

1061
01:06:46,046 --> 01:06:47,945
-You're alive?
-You're alive.

1062
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:49,924
I'm alive.

1063
01:06:49,925 --> 01:06:52,491
But..we..we saw your skeleton.

1064
01:06:52,492 --> 01:06:54,656
-You were dead.
-Are you a ghost?

1065
01:06:54,656 --> 01:06:58,722
There had better be, an amazing
explanation for this.

1066
01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:01,000
Speak, apparition.

1067
01:07:10,624 --> 01:07:13,623
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1068
01:07:13,624 --> 01:07:15,080
You both deserve the truth.

1069
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:17,620
It all started back at the observatory.

1070
01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:22,144
Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna
stop....so.

1071
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:25,004
Using my super speed.

1072
01:07:25,010 --> 01:07:26,718
I decided to go clear my head.

1073
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:34,118
Then I realized we had done this same
silly charade our entire lives.

1074
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,605
I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.

1075
01:07:37,614 --> 01:07:40,114
But I just felt stuck.

1076
01:07:40,487 --> 01:07:44,288
I began to realize, despite all my powers,

1077
01:07:44,289 --> 01:07:47,800
each and every citizen of Metra had
something I didn't.

1078
01:07:48,408 --> 01:07:49,874
A choice.

1079
01:07:50,851 --> 01:07:54,817
Ever since I can remember I've always
had to be what the City wanted me to be.

1080
01:07:55,749 --> 01:07:57,730
But what about what I wanted to do?

1081
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,310
Then it suddenly hit me.

1082
01:08:01,663 --> 01:08:03,425
I do have a choice.

1083
01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,796
I can be whatever I want to be.

1084
01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:09,755
No one said this hero thing had to
be a life time gig.

1085
01:08:10,517 --> 01:08:12,206
You can't just quit either.

1086
01:08:13,009 --> 01:08:15,167
That's when I got the brilliant idea...

1087
01:08:16,446 --> 01:08:17,845
...to fake my death.

1088
01:08:18,325 --> 01:08:21,300
Copper drains my powers!

1089
01:08:21,301 --> 01:08:22,996
You're weakness is copper?

1090
01:08:23,413 --> 01:08:25,295
Once your death ray hit.

1091
01:08:26,205 --> 01:08:28,660
I never felt so alive.

1092
01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:31,684
So I borrowed a prop from a nearby
nursing school.

1093
01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:34,861
Metro Man was finally dead.

1094
01:08:35,232 --> 01:08:36,637
And Music Man was born.

1095
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:37,697
Music man?

1096
01:08:37,698 --> 01:08:39,151
That way I can keep my logo.

1097
01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,152
-'Cause of what?

1098
01:08:40,155 --> 01:08:43,829
Finally I'm free, to get in touch
with my true power.

1099
01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:46,004
Weaving lyrical magic.

1100
01:08:46,005 --> 01:08:47,143
Check this out.

1101
01:08:48,281 --> 01:08:51,037
<i>I have eyes that can see</i>

1102
01:08:51,038 --> 01:08:55,037
<i>right through leaaadd.</i>

1103
01:08:55,038 --> 01:08:57,072
-Ewww
-Granted you have talent,

1104
01:08:57,073 --> 01:09:00,770
But there's a mad man out there
destroying our...your city.

1105
01:09:02,070 --> 01:09:03,425
Why did you do this?

1106
01:09:04,096 --> 01:09:06,193
The people of the city relied on you,

1107
01:09:06,194 --> 01:09:10,220
and you deserted them.
You left us in the hands of, him!

1108
01:09:10,221 --> 01:09:11,324
No offense.

1109
01:09:11,325 --> 01:09:12,481
No, I'm with you.

1110
01:09:12,765 --> 01:09:14,856
Look, we need your help.

1111
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:17,703
I'm sorry, I really am.

1112
01:09:17,704 --> 01:09:19,899
Um, I'm, I'm done.

1113
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:23,895
You know, little buddy. There's a Ying
for every Yang.

1114
01:09:23,896 --> 01:09:27,452
If there's bad, good will rise up
against it.

1115
01:09:28,090 --> 01:09:30,818
It's taken me a long time to
find my calling.

1116
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:34,510
Now it's about time, you find yours.

1117
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,635
Hey, who needs him.

1118
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:43,620
We can beat Tighten ourselves.

1119
01:09:43,621 --> 01:09:46,481
I say we go back to the evil lair.
Grab some ray guns,

1120
01:09:46,481 --> 01:09:49,301
hold them sideways, and just go
all gangsta on 'em.

1121
01:09:50,108 --> 01:09:51,108
We can't

1122
01:09:51,110 --> 01:09:53,345
So that's it? You're just giving up?

1123
01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:55,077
I'm the bad guy.

1124
01:09:55,078 --> 01:09:58,682
I don't save the day.
I don't fly off into the sunset,

1125
01:09:58,683 --> 01:10:00,860
and I don't get the girl.

1126
01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:02,910
I'm going home.

1127
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,878
Unless someone comes to our aid soon,

1128
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,749
all may be lost.

1129
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:41,161
Thousands have already fled the city
in a mass exodus.

1130
01:10:41,165 --> 01:10:45,284
Remaining citizens are warned, to stay
indoors until further notice.

1131
01:10:46,787 --> 01:10:51,925
Authorities have issued a warning, to stay
out of the downtown area at all costs.

1132
01:11:03,966 --> 01:11:04,970
Hal!

1133
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:07,667
Hal!

1134
01:11:08,841 --> 01:11:12,341
Let me guess, after seeing how awesome I am,

1135
01:11:12,342 --> 01:11:14,266
you've finally come to your senses.

1136
01:11:14,267 --> 01:11:15,750
Well, I'm over you.

1137
01:11:15,751 --> 01:11:17,410
I've come to stop you, Hal.

1138
01:11:17,411 --> 01:11:21,384
You? Oh, well. Okay, what are you
going to do, report me to death?

1139
01:11:21,385 --> 01:11:23,197
I was going to try
reasoning with you.

1140
01:11:23,198 --> 01:11:26,046
You and I, we worked together
for a long time.

1141
01:11:26,047 --> 01:11:27,688
I know you.

1142
01:11:27,689 --> 01:11:28,927
You don't know me.

1143
01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:31,324
You never took the time to know me.

1144
01:11:31,325 --> 01:11:36,350
This is the first time we've hung out socially.
And it's when I'm about to destroy the city.

1145
01:11:36,351 --> 01:11:37,552
I want to talk to the real Hal.

1146
01:11:37,553 --> 01:11:41,601
I want to talk to the guy who loved being
a camera man, and eating dip,

1147
01:11:41,602 --> 01:11:45,158
And being a nerd and being not as scary
as the Tighten-Hal.

1148
01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:46,459
To late!

1149
01:11:52,004 --> 01:11:53,224
(Flipping through the channels)

1150
01:11:53,318 --> 01:11:54,962
Megamind.

1151
01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,556
You and I have some unfinished business.

1152
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,990
I'll be waiting at Metro Tower,
oh, and just so you don't get cold feet.

1153
01:12:05,383 --> 01:12:07,054
Roxanne!

1154
01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:10,793
Come on Roxi, call for your hero
to come rescue you.

1155
01:12:12,057 --> 01:12:13,157
Megamind.

1156
01:12:13,922 --> 01:12:16,612
I don't even know if you're listening,
but if you are...

1157
01:12:17,442 --> 01:12:19,036
You can't give up.

1158
01:12:20,369 --> 01:12:24,596
The Megamind I knew would never
have run from a fight.

1159
01:12:24,597 --> 01:12:27,993
Even when he knew he had absolutely
no chance of winning.

1160
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,523
It was your best quality.

1161
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,965
You need to be that guy, right now.

1162
01:12:35,371 --> 01:12:37,378
The city needs you.

1163
01:12:39,683 --> 01:12:41,188
I need you.

1164
01:12:41,188 --> 01:12:42,633
Roxanne.

1165
01:12:42,634 --> 01:12:46,989
You have one hour.
Don't...keep me waiting.

1166
01:12:48,545 --> 01:12:51,016
Warden, Warden!

1167
01:12:51,017 --> 01:12:54,720
Listen to me, you have to let me go.
Tighten has to be stopped.

1168
01:12:54,721 --> 01:12:58,452
Sorry Megamind, you still have 88 life
sentences to go.

1169
01:12:58,735 --> 01:13:01,221
Plenty of time to reflect on what
you've done.

1170
01:13:01,225 --> 01:13:04,616
If you want to hear me say it?
I'll say it.

1171
01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:08,358
Here it is. Black is part of my heart.

1172
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,955
I....AM....Sorry!

1173
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,225
Not buying it.

1174
01:13:20,482 --> 01:13:22,015
I don't blame you.

1175
01:13:23,437 --> 01:13:25,830
I've terrorized the city countless times.

1176
01:13:26,548 --> 01:13:29,472
Created a hero who turned out
to be a villain.

1177
01:13:30,734 --> 01:13:32,414
I lied to Roxanne, and...

1178
01:13:33,336 --> 01:13:35,525
My best friend, Minion.

1179
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,155
I treated like dirt.

1180
01:13:40,548 --> 01:13:42,584
Please, don't make this city,

1181
01:13:43,910 --> 01:13:47,902
Don't make Roxanne pay for my
wrong doings.

1182
01:13:51,556 --> 01:13:53,153
Apology accepted.

1183
01:13:56,194 --> 01:13:59,704
Uh, Minion. You fantastic fish, you.

1184
01:13:59,710 --> 01:14:01,354
What are we waiting for?

1185
01:14:01,355 --> 01:14:02,869
We'd better get going.

1186
01:14:06,152 --> 01:14:07,152
Got me!

1187
01:14:09,732 --> 01:14:11,240
Good luck, fellows.

1188
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:12,408
We're gonna die!

1189
01:14:14,314 --> 01:14:15,364
Wait, what?

1190
01:14:15,635 --> 01:14:17,005
Hey, Metro losers.

1191
01:14:17,006 --> 01:14:18,832
This is Metro Tower.

1192
01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:22,665
They say it's suppose to be a
symbol of our cities strength.

1193
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:27,466
But, for me, it's a reminder of the day
this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.

1194
01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,026
And I hate reminders.

1195
01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:44,424
HAL!

1196
01:14:46,679 --> 01:14:47,880
Please don't do this.

1197
01:14:47,881 --> 01:14:50,665
I know there's still good in you, Hal.

1198
01:14:50,666 --> 01:14:52,229
So naive, Roxie.

1199
01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:55,505
You see the good in everybody,
even when it's not there.

1200
01:14:55,510 --> 01:14:57,873
You're weaving a fantasy.

1201
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,587
There is no Easter bunny.

1202
01:14:59,588 --> 01:15:01,110
There is no tooth fairy.

1203
01:15:01,111 --> 01:15:03,173
And there is no Queen of England.

1204
01:15:03,873 --> 01:15:07,110
This is the real world.
And you need to wake up.

1205
01:15:18,936 --> 01:15:21,975
You dare to challenge Megamind?

1206
01:15:22,009 --> 01:15:25,249
This town isn't big enough for
two super villains.

1207
01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:28,502
Oh, you're a villain all right.

1208
01:15:28,503 --> 01:15:30,715
Just not the super one.

1209
01:15:30,716 --> 01:15:32,451
Yeah, what’s the difference?

1210
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,149
PRESENTATION!

1211
01:15:57,468 --> 01:15:59,071
I knew you'd come back.

1212
01:15:59,072 --> 01:16:00,821
Well, that makes one of us.

1213
01:16:27,423 --> 01:16:32,427
-What's the plan?
-Well, mostly involves, not dying.

1214
01:16:32,428 --> 01:16:33,597
I, like that plan.

1215
01:16:57,975 --> 01:16:59,125
I'm losing control.

1216
01:17:14,512 --> 01:17:15,884
No!

1217
01:17:18,758 --> 01:17:19,968
Well, that was easy.

1218
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,522
Looks like there's only one loose
end now.

1219
01:17:33,527 --> 01:17:36,908
Please, let's have a little respect
for public transportation.

1220
01:17:37,572 --> 01:17:39,392
You came back.

1221
01:17:39,393 --> 01:17:41,128
You were right, Roxanne.

1222
01:17:41,129 --> 01:17:42,822
I never should have left.

1223
01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,232
Whoa, I...I thought you were dead.

1224
01:17:45,235 --> 01:17:48,382
My death was, greatly exaggerated.

1225
01:17:48,388 --> 01:17:51,834
So, you're the punk I've heard about.

1226
01:18:05,088 --> 01:18:08,217
I'm sorry, I did the best I could.

1227
01:18:10,054 --> 01:18:11,888
I'm so proud of you.

1228
01:18:15,547 --> 01:18:16,662
Minion?

1229
01:18:17,854 --> 01:18:20,242
Surprise! Heh, heh, heh.

1230
01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:22,693
He's the real hero.

1231
01:18:29,502 --> 01:18:30,762
Megamind.

1232
01:18:32,645 --> 01:18:34,245
Going somewhere?

1233
01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,540
Besides jail.

1234
01:18:43,743 --> 01:18:45,879
No, not in the face there, please.

1235
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,193
If you know what's good
for you Tighten.

1236
01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:49,290
You'll stay out of Montrosity.

1237
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:50,530
-You got it!
-Good!

1238
01:19:25,355 --> 01:19:27,377
Pretty sneaky, sis.

1239
01:19:27,378 --> 01:19:31,308
But there is only one person I
know who calls this town, Montrosity.

1240
01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:32,357
Ooops.

1241
01:19:32,839 --> 01:19:33,839
You!

1242
01:19:37,465 --> 01:19:39,456
Bet you think it's really funny, huh?

1243
01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:43,235
Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh.

1244
01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:49,008
You're not going to be wiping the walls.

1245
01:19:49,010 --> 01:19:52,742
The invisi-car. Megamind, hey,
remember the night I dumped you?

1246
01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:55,701
You are bringing this up now?

1247
01:19:55,702 --> 01:19:57,433
I did look back.

1248
01:19:59,035 --> 01:20:00,035
You did?

1249
01:20:00,390 --> 01:20:01,540
YOU DID!

1250
01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:05,115
Yes, and you should look back,
right now.

1251
01:20:06,023 --> 01:20:07,867
Oh, I get it.

1252
01:20:15,497 --> 01:20:18,495
This is the last time you'll make
a fool out of me.

1253
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,835
I made you a hero.

1254
01:20:20,836 --> 01:20:24,490
You did the fool thing,
all by yourself.

1255
01:20:31,479 --> 01:20:33,025
You're so pathetic.

1256
01:20:33,026 --> 01:20:34,821
No matter what side you're on.

1257
01:20:34,822 --> 01:20:36,517
You're always the looser.

1258
01:20:36,687 --> 01:20:38,740
There's a benefit to loosing.

1259
01:20:39,179 --> 01:20:41,129
You get to learn from your mistakes.

1260
01:20:43,489 --> 01:20:44,489
What?

1261
01:20:46,213 --> 01:20:48,560
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

1262
01:20:48,561 --> 01:20:51,020
Minion, if I live, I will kill you.

1263
01:21:01,471 --> 01:21:03,272
Enjoy your flight.

1264
01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:06,616
Megamind.

1265
01:21:14,173 --> 01:21:16,620
So, this is how it ends.

1266
01:21:17,067 --> 01:21:21,105
Normally I'd chalk this up to my last
glorious failure.

1267
01:21:22,563 --> 01:21:23,871
But not today!

1268
01:21:24,936 --> 01:21:26,100
What can I say?

1269
01:21:26,522 --> 01:21:28,299
Old habits die hard.

1270
01:21:34,915 --> 01:21:36,949
Say bye, bye Roxie.

1271
01:21:41,765 --> 01:21:43,101
Ollo.

1272
01:21:52,376 --> 01:21:55,470
Thing about bad guys,
they always LOOSE!

1273
01:21:56,397 --> 01:21:57,681
Ohhhh.

1274
01:22:00,380 --> 01:22:02,341
You did it, you won.

1275
01:22:02,342 --> 01:22:05,671
Well, I finally had a reason to win.

1276
01:22:06,682 --> 01:22:07,852
You.

1277
01:22:14,275 --> 01:22:16,055
(Minion coughing)

1278
01:22:16,121 --> 01:22:17,121
MINION!

1279
01:22:17,150 --> 01:22:22,044
Can't see it's cold and...
warm, and dark and light.

1280
01:22:22,045 --> 01:22:23,453
It's me, Minion.

1281
01:22:23,454 --> 01:22:24,846
I'm right here.

1282
01:22:24,847 --> 01:22:26,844
We've had a lot of adventures together.

1283
01:22:26,845 --> 01:22:28,047
You and I.

1284
01:22:28,048 --> 01:22:29,272
We have, Minion.

1285
01:22:29,273 --> 01:22:32,300
(Coughs, groan's in pain) I mean...

1286
01:22:32,301 --> 01:22:36,797
most of them ended in horrible
failure, but,

1287
01:22:36,798 --> 01:22:40,567
We won today.
Didn't we, sir?

1288
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,080
Yes Minion, we did it.

1289
01:22:43,081 --> 01:22:44,452
Thanks to you.

1290
01:22:44,453 --> 01:22:48,400
Code-We're the good guys now.

1291
01:22:48,401 --> 01:22:51,628
Code-I guess we are.

1292
01:22:52,985 --> 01:22:55,936
Oh, oh. I'm going...I mean this is...

1293
01:22:55,937 --> 01:22:58,650
This is it, I  mean I'm going far awa...
(Gasps)

1294
01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:10,980
Oh, what a drama queen.

1295
01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,563
You know, I'm feeling much better now.

1296
01:23:13,570 --> 01:23:15,346
I guess I just needed a swim

1297
01:23:15,347 --> 01:23:17,150
-He had you, didn't he.
-Whew!

1298
01:23:17,151 --> 01:23:19,685
Classic, Minion.
Don't give them the face.

1299
01:23:19,686 --> 01:23:22,146
There he is with that little face.
Look at that face.

1300
01:23:22,147 --> 01:23:24,606
We did it!
We did it!

1301
01:23:24,607 --> 01:23:26,713
-Fist pump!
-You did it!

1302
01:23:26,714 --> 01:23:28,570
We won, we won, we won.

1303
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:32,612
What! Get back you savages!

1304
01:23:32,613 --> 01:23:36,665
Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to
positive feedback.

1305
01:23:37,665 --> 01:23:39,865
(Michael Jackson's 'Bad' playing)

1306
01:23:39,974 --> 01:23:44,526
Funny, I guess destiny is not the
path given to us.

1307
01:23:47,072 --> 01:23:49,566
But the path we choose
for ourselves.

1308
01:23:57,762 --> 01:23:59,882
All right, put your hands in the air.

1309
01:24:03,421 --> 01:24:05,370
Now hand over your wallets.

1310
01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:08,221
I'm just kidding.

1311
01:24:08,707 --> 01:24:09,897
Just kidding.

1312
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:11,493
I have to admit.

1313
01:24:11,494 --> 01:24:14,444
Being good, has its perks.

1314
01:24:15,632 --> 01:24:18,267
You know, you look pretty good
in white.

1315
01:24:18,573 --> 01:24:21,130
Megamind, if you please.

1316
01:24:26,085 --> 01:24:28,309
Uh, hey, my kid can't see.

1317
01:24:28,310 --> 01:24:30,373
Sorry my friend.

1318
01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:34,423
Way to go, little buddy.
I knew you had it in you.

1319
01:24:34,424 --> 01:24:37,653
Ladies and gentlemen...
MEGAMIND!

1320
01:24:37,654 --> 01:24:40,380
Defender of Metro City.

1321
01:24:42,212 --> 01:24:45,256
You know, I like the sound of that.

1322
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,630
Hit it!

1323
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:50,745
<i>I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On</i>

1324
01:24:50,746 --> 01:24:54,989
<i>You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It</i>

1325
01:24:54,990 --> 01:24:59,129
<i>You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It</i>

1326
01:24:59,130 --> 01:25:02,642
<i>You know, and The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now, whose bad.</i>

1327
01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:07,564
<i>You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
come on.</i>

1328
01:25:07,565 --> 01:25:11,585
<i>You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
you know it.</i>

1329
01:25:11,586 --> 01:25:14,908
<i>You know it, You Know, You Know,</i>

1330
01:25:14,909 --> 01:25:18,587
<i>And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .</i>

1331
01:25:18,588 --> 01:25:19,806
<i>Who's bad!</i>