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- >"Are those soy chops, Anon? You know we ponies don't eat meat, right?"
- You nod, "Yes. It's 100% soy."
- >She takes a small bite, then a surprised smile creeps onto her face as she noms all the meal, creating a terrible mess.
- >"Anon! This, is, delicious!" she says between noms. "Where did you learn that recipe?"
- >Your cheeks heat, as you try to hide your embarrassment.
- "It's not the recipe, it's the ingredients."
- >She finishes and asks for more.
- >You place another two pork chops on her plate, and she doesn't wait for you to place it back in front of her; her magic grip takes the plate out of your hands.
- >After is finished shoveling the morsels into her mouth, she licks the plate clean, she shifts her position in a chair she is sitting at in some more comfortable position.
- >She pats her full stomach and burps.
- >Her ears fall at both sides of her head as you laugh.
- >"Tell me, Anon, can I come to see you some more often?"
- "What? Do I cook that good, princess? You know, you can hire me as your royal cook."
- >"Can I?!" she jumps out of the chair and fixes her mane, "In that case, I hire you this very instant! Now come, follow me. I will show you your new kitchen, mister."
- >You follow her to the castle having fun as she tries to go with a big tummy.
- >Some ponies are smirking at both of you; it must look like she is pregnant or something.
- >The new workplace is, as dress horse would say, simply divine.
- >There is everything you couldn't afford at Earth, and even more.
- >"So, Anon, Cook something at 6pm For me and Spike."
- >She thinks for a moment, touching her face.
- >"Oh, and for yourself too, of course."
- "Uh, ok, boss."
- >You say playfully and you're granted with a cute giggle from her.
- >"Oh, and I will possibly invite the girls over tomorrow to show them how great you are as a cook, if that's not a problem."
- "Not at all, princess Twilight Sparkle. Old Anon-cook would fail. Let me be precise, fail terribly, but your new Anon-the-royal-cook will not embarasses you!"
- >Another giggle and she leaves.
- >You cast a second glance to the kitchen, and plan to prepare a light tomato salad at first, and a delicious greasy broth.
- >And then then realisation hits you straight in the gut.
- >She will kill you.
- >Yep. she will definitely do it when she finds out about you serving her meat.
- >You stand motionless for a minute with your head held low.
- >Eh, fuck it.
- >She'll not hurt you if you addict her to your cooking before she finds out.
- >But... how the hell will you steal another chicken from Fluttershy during the day?
- >Hmm.
- >You'll find a way.
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