Fake Preloader

In css:
#preloader {
    left: 0;
    right: 0;
    bottom: 0;
    background-color: #fff;
    z-index: 9999;
}
#preloader {
    position: fixed;
    top: 0;
}

#status {
    width: 200px;
    height: 200px;
    position: absolute;
    left: 50%;
    top: 50%;
    background-image: url("YOUR PREALODER.gif");
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-position: center;
    margin: -100px 0 0 -100px;
}

In html:

<div id="preloader">
	<div id="status">&nbsp;</div>
</div>


In js:

jQuery(window).load(function() {
jQuery('#status').fadeOut();
jQuery('#preloader').delay(350).fadeOut('slow');
});