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  1. curiousAtomist
  2. Inquiry: Are you the one requesting help with "lightning powers?"
  3. aceGamer
  4. huh?
  5. aceGamer
  6. o hey, u check my post?
  7. aceGamer
  8. yea that was me.
  9. aceGamer
  10. u got some theor1es e1nste1n?
  11. curiousAtomist
  12. Inquiry: How is it you are certain of your lightning-based abilities?
  13. aceGamer
  14. great shoulda f1gured the eggheads would have ques+1ons.
  15. aceGamer
  16. r1ght so.
  17. aceGamer
  18. 1 flarp compe+1+1vely.
  19. curiousAtomist
  20. Affirmation: Understood.
  21. aceGamer
  22. th1s jealous hack tr1ed 2 call me out, and 1+ was a trap.
  23. aceGamer
  24. surpr1se. not.
  25. aceGamer
  26. so 1 looted h1s sh1+ after 1 culled h1s goons.
  27. aceGamer
  28. there was an orb th1ng.
  29. aceGamer
  30. l1ke the sorta abstract sh1+ u c 1n any game ever.
  31. aceGamer
  32. glowy ball a l1ght.
  33. aceGamer
  34. so 1 d1d wat u do w1+h them. 1 touched 1+.
  35. aceGamer
  36. gave me v1s1ons, and now theres th1s vo1ce 1n my head tell1n me 1 am the storms fury or watevs.
  37. curiousAtomist
  38. Opinion: Interesting.
  39. aceGamer
  40. keeps show1n me zapp1ng th1ngs 2 ash w1th l1ghtn1ng powers.
  41. aceGamer
  42. but so far nada.
  43. curiousAtomist
  44. Inquiry: And you are certain you are not just insane?
  45. aceGamer
  46. p sure.
  47. aceGamer
  48. 1 mean 1 do cool sh1+ already.
  49. aceGamer
  50. th1s would be l1ke the natural progress1on of my awesomeness.
  51. curiousAtomist
  52. Hypothesis: The first idea I have is to determine if you are naturally electrically resistant or conductive. Perhaps you need to be "charged" to produce anything.
  53. curiousAtomist
  54. Inquiry: Do you have any batteries with which you might attempt to power yourself?
  55. aceGamer
  56. uh, prolly?
  57. aceGamer
  58. wut k1nda batter1es?
  59. aceGamer
  60. or should 1 just, l1ke, wear woolbeast socks and scoot along a carpeted surface?
  61. curiousAtomist
  62. Statement: The more powerful, the better. The point is to see if you can conduct the electricity and store it. Anyone can store static electricity, unless you are a Leyden Jar.
  63. aceGamer
  64. a wut?
  65. → Roland has joined
  66. curiousAtomist
  67. Explanation: A glass jar that stores static electricity and can be discharged from a small valve on top.
  68. curiousAtomist
  69. Opinion: My assumption is that, no, you are not a Leyden Jar.
  70. aceGamer
  71. oh.
  72. aceGamer
  73. so lets say 1 f1nd a huge ass battery.
  74. aceGamer
  75. how do 1 charge up?
  76. curiousAtomist
  77. Statement: You would need to hook it up to a source of electricity. Although most batteries are ordinarily charged to begin with, hence their usefulness.
  78. aceGamer
  79. ...
  80. aceGamer
  81. dude.
  82. aceGamer
  83. u tell1n me 2 go l1ck a battery?
  84. aceGamer
  85. lol
  86. aceGamer
  87. the sad part 1s 1 dunno 1f ur trollin me or not.
  88. curiousAtomist
  89. Statement: You are the one convinced you have electrical-based powers. I am merely attempting to find the manner of these powers in the quickest manner possible.
  90. aceGamer
  91. 1mma call that both.
  92. aceGamer
  93. but hell 1 can stand a l1l zap.
  94. aceGamer
  95. g1mm1e a m1nute.
  96. aceGamer
  97. 1 got a backup power source 4 my setup 1n my h1ve.
  98. curiousAtomist
  99. Statement: I will be waiting for a report.
  100. aceGamer
  101. ((Just tell me what I'm rolling Bill. I assume damage.))
  102. Roland
  103. >Leeroy: you are zapped by the battery. Roll con to not cry a little and lose one HP. DC: 15
  104. * aceGamer rolls a 7, and cries like a bitch.
  105. Roland
  106. THAT'S GOTTA BE EMBARRASSING!
  107. aceGamer
  108. AH FUCK!
  109. aceGamer
  110. SURPR1SE GRUBFUCKER, L1CK1N A BATTERY HURTS.
  111. curiousAtomist
  112. Hypothesis: Then either your abilities are not yet active, or they do not confer any electrical storage capabilities. Or, perhaps, said storage produces a pain response as normal.
  113. curiousAtomist
  114. Inquiry: In your visions, are your hands burned or charred in any way?
  115. aceGamer
  116. uhh.. no?
  117. aceGamer
  118. just the other guys.
  119. Roland
  120. Leeroy: roll insight for me.
  121. aceGamer
  122. 1 k1nda slam the ground l1ke a superhero.
  123. * aceGamer rolls 17 insight.
  124. Roland
  125. You recall that the enemies are not charred, so much as vaporized in this ultimate release of fury.
  126. aceGamer
  127. well, the other guys arent even charred.
  128. aceGamer
  129. those b1+ches b ashes.
  130. aceGamer
  131. 1 tr1ed slamm1n some guy and all he d1d was go fly1n tho.
  132. curiousAtomist
  133. Statement: Understood.
  134. curiousAtomist
  135. Inquiry: Are you certain your abilities are electrically-based?
  136. aceGamer
  137. lol wut else would they b?
  138. aceGamer
  139. 1 mean a seadweller w1+h zapy powers 1s k1nda we1rd but st1ll.
  140. curiousAtomist
  141. Hypothesis: Leaving ashes of your enemies implies that you are not so much electrocuting them as disintegrating them.
  142. curiousAtomist
  143. Hypothesis: Perhaps you are destabilizing molecular bonds at a subatomic level?
  144. aceGamer
  145. ...huh?
  146. aceGamer
  147. uh.
  148. aceGamer
  149. how do 1 test that, bra1n1ac?
  150. curiousAtomist
  151. Statement: Compiling.
  152. aceGamer
  153. great 1m get+1n adv1ce from another robot.
  154. curiousAtomist
  155. Hypothesis: We need to determine if you can break apart a molecular bond directly, without outside input. Thus, we should see if you can break down a weak molecular bond.
  156. aceGamer
  157. 1n engl1sh?
  158. curiousAtomist
  159. Explanation: We need to find a weak thing for you to break.
  160. curiousAtomist
  161. Inquiry: Do you have any uncooked meat readily available?
  162. aceGamer
  163. 1 could do that neway.
  164. aceGamer
  165. ...uh.
  166. curiousAtomist
  167. Preferably fresh.
  168. aceGamer
  169. 1 was ahead of u there dude.
  170. aceGamer
  171. 1 tr1ed fry1ng a steak.
  172. aceGamer
  173. no go.
  174. aceGamer
  175. just stayed raw.
  176. aceGamer
  177. 1 can go get someth1n fresh tho.
  178. curiousAtomist
  179. Statement: Hm. Then we must try weaker. Do you have any distilled water?
  180. aceGamer
  181. 1 am surrounded by the stuff.
  182. curiousAtomist
  183. Inquiry: Do you understand what distilled means?
  184. aceGamer
  185. yea yea funny guy.
  186. aceGamer
  187. 1 got the salt-free sh1+ too.
  188. aceGamer
  189. alr1ght got a bottle of water.
  190. curiousAtomist
  191. Statement: Then we can proceed. There is little in nature which forms bonds weaker than hydrogen itself, which can be found in water.
  192. aceGamer
  193. how do 1 zap 1+?
  194. curiousAtomist
  195. Statement: Distilled water removes the impurities which would potentially interfere with this experiemnt.
  196. curiousAtomist
  197. Statement: Place your hand above the water, as in your visions, and imagine the water itself breaking apart into steam.
  198. aceGamer
  199. pff.
  200. aceGamer
  201. least 1 cant hurt myself w1+h th1s 1.
  202. curiousAtomist
  203. Statement: Force your will and imagination into both the visualizations of the act, as well as the feelings of power you possess, placing importance on the result.
  204. curiousAtomist
  205. Statement: This is not unlike psionics, of forcing a change on reality through force of will.
  206. aceGamer
  207. a1nt a ps1on1c but alr1ght.
  208. * aceGamer tries to BELIEVE in the glass of water's ability to dissolve. REALLY REALLY HARD.
  209. Roland
  210. >Leeroy: why not roll insight to recall something else? Believe in your own memory instead!
  211. * aceGamer rolls a 12 to believe in her own memory.
  212. Roland
  213. Your memory serves you well! You recall the event that triggered the activation of your strange powers: you dashed more than 30 feet, and suddenly found yourself crackling with electricity.
  214. aceGamer
  215. wa1+!
  216. aceGamer
  217. 1 th1nk 1 got an 1dea.
  218. aceGamer
  219. 1 th1nk maybe 1f 1 charge up by l1ke.. charg1ng?
  220. curiousAtomist
  221. Inquiry: Are you attempting a physical pun to activate your abilities?
  222. aceGamer
  223. fuck no.
  224. aceGamer
  225. hold on 1mma go run on the gangway.
  226. aceGamer
  227. dont wanna zap my gear.
  228. curiousAtomist
  229. Statement: Attempt away. I see no harm in this attempt.
  230. * aceGamer starts sprinting the connecting gangway between the sections of her hive, zipping back and forth whist clutching a bottle of water. This is stupid.
  231. Roland
  232. As you reach a certain distance sprinted, you find yourself crackling with electricity. You feel like you could release it in an explosion of fury and aggression!
  233. * aceGamer EXPLODE THE WATER.
  234. Roland
  235. You explode forth, throwing your shoulder into the charge. Roll dexterity to keep the water in the glass.
  236. aceGamer
  237. ((It's in a bottle.))
  238. Roland
  239. Oh. Whups.
  240. Roland
  241. NEVERMIND THEN! WE DON'T LET TRIFLES LIKE CONTAINERS STOP US FROM MOVING THE PLOT!
  242. Roland
  243. In that case, the water is unaffected!
  244. aceGamer
  245. ((Am I still crackling with electricity?))
  246. Roland
  247. Wait... "* aceGamer tries to BELIEVE in the glass of water's ability to dissolve. REALLY REALLY HARD." And no.
  248. Roland
  249. As you charge forward, you hear a sound like thunder.
  250. aceGamer
  251. "uh.."
  252. * aceGamer returns to the computer, water intact.
  253. aceGamer
  254. so, the bottle 1s f1ne?
  255. aceGamer
  256. but 1 th1nk someth1n happened when 1 ran.
  257. curiousAtomist
  258. Inquiry: What kind of something?
  259. aceGamer
  260. l1ke 1 got all charged up?
  261. aceGamer
  262. heard someth1n l1ke thunder.
  263. curiousAtomist
  264. Statement: Then perhaps you've found the correct trigger. I would suggest attempting the same action on a piece of meat, considering what your visions appeared as.
  265. aceGamer
  266. 1 can try that.
  267. aceGamer
  268. gotta go hunt some down tho.
  269. aceGamer
  270. but hey, u actually helped.
  271. aceGamer
  272. so thanks robobra1n.
  273. curiousAtomist
  274. Statement: You are welcome.
  275. aceGamer
  276. 1 owe ya 1 dude.
  277. curiousAtomist
  278. Statement: Noted.
  279. aceGamer
  280. later dude.
  281. * aceGamer has ceased espering curiousAtomist!
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