The Goblin Dog

The Goblin Dog by BlackZod

>The Goblin dog, delicious delicacy, the holy sacrificed beef of the goblin pig, the LSD of pork.

>Only the Goblin dog man can present it to those it deems worthy, once you take a bite you will experience edible euphoria and lust for more.

>It’s an unknown curse that Marco and his friends will soon succumb to, for by eating it they have attracted the Goblin Dog’s gaze.
>After experiencing its otherworldly effects Marco has since been relying on friends to get him more Goblin Dogs, the tantalizing taste and hallucinogenic effects were simply irresistible.

>Now on his 8th run, earning a Goblin dog has steadily increased in difficulty, from having a mass epitome and recovering a lost item for people to beating up a set number of people, Star has since tried banning him from eating them for his desire had steadily increased his eagerness and desire for a Goblin dog, but a man is not so easily hindered for all rules have a loophole made to be abused.

>”Thanks for helping me get back into the line Kelly, I gotta find myself a pair of dimensional scissors to get here, and to pick you up for some more franks.”

>”It’s the least I can do Marco, with your help getting dogs from Roy has become less harder.” Since helping Marco acquire more Goblin dogs and complete more challenges Kelly had started to grow fonder of being around him to the point of ceasing to cover herself in her bush out of shyness.

>His kind personality, boldness and his audacity to brave proceeding difficult challenges to claim something he was forbidden from taking had made her feel more comfortable being out of her bush, something Tad had not done.

>Tad was simply far too comfortable allowing Kelly to become very introverted: refusing to talk to others when they address you, ignoring requests or not responding to give succor to people who ask for it and just staring at others and staying silent are traits people should not be developing.

>Being in a relationship means bringing out the best in others, to encourage them stand proud, Tad has simply failed at his task.

>”Marco look, possible quest 12’0 clock!” Looking ahead Marco saw a large group of monsters harassing others and kicking them out of line just to cut ahead, the gall. “Good eye Kelly let’s teach these guys a lesson.” Marco said cracking his knuckles.

>Shoving ahead and then proceeding to run, Marco and Kelly wasted no time jumping into action. Grabbing one of the monsters with her hair, she proceeded to sweep him across the unruly gang sending many of them flying with they’re screams filling the air; while doing this Marco had been unleashing more advanced karate moves due to his new training, as he proceeded to jump up and crush the ground the sheer impact had broken several bones and knocked many of them out. Turns out helping a neet master and fit nerd who can crush your skull like a grape has its massive benefits.

>After making short work of the gang they were allowed to cut ahead of the line as gratitude from the patrons who are unaware of the true path to getting a Goblin dog.

>However to their shock they were denied Goblin Dogs, for some reason helping others and having glory in mind no longer had an effect on the Goblin Dog. Unknowbest to Marco and Kelly, The Goblin dog wanted them to do more bold acts.

> What Marco and Kelly did not realize is that they didn’t attack those thugs just to help people; they were merely serving their innermost desire for a Goblin Dog. Soon they began to do more acts that one wouldn’t call noble: Kelly was making Tad covertly steal items from the bystanders, Marco had began to make more bold statements challenging any and all to beat him for a place at the head of the line, none had succeeded.

>”Kelly I think we should just go home, I don’t like what you’re doing anymore you’re changing.” Tad’s worst fears had begun to realize, initially Kelly was more shy before having her 1st Goblin Dog after consuming more her personality had begun to steadily change from being shy to becoming more bold and now bordering on brashness.

>”Well maybe it’s good that I’m changing Tad, maybe I don’t like being shy and only talking to you in public. Maybe I like doing things with a guy who’s had more of an effect on me than you throughout the past 2 years.”

>”Babe how can you say that? Those Goblin dogs are changing you and Marco you’re not like this.”

>” Well maybe I want to be like this, every time I say you should try a Goblin dog you always reject them and then we have to go to some boring place you like and do unexciting stuff!” Kelly said sounding more annoyed “I think it’s time I started seeing other people Tad, preferably people who are more exciting AND like Goblin dogs!”

>”Babe?”

>”I think she’s made her choice Tad; she doesn’t want to be with you anymore. In fact I think she should be with someone better someone who has better things to do with her than being a vegan shrub.”

>With a harsh grab Kelly removed Tad from her head and opened a Dimensional portal back to her dimension. However it was not back to his house but instead from the top of a very tall tree, specifically the Love tree where she and Chad first met.

>”She’s mine now Tad and Kelly I think I know the perfect way to get goblin dogs now.” With a sly grin and grabbing her by the hips, Marco “The D” Diaz swooped her into her arms and began a full on make out session with her right in front of Tad.

>”Goodbye Tad.” Tad screamed in abject horror as he was thrown into the portal as he watched his now ex-girlfriend be taken by a boy he once thought was cool. Tad would later end up in the hospital with serious injuries and would later come to suffer from abject depression. Kelly had nearly broken off all contact with him however every day Tad would receive torturous letters, pictures and videos of two people who had abandoned him.

>”OH, OH, OH, MARCOOOOOOOOO!”

>”Hey Tad how are you enjoying your going away presents, sorry you can’t be with us anymore but look on the brightside, Kelly’s with me now and-“

>“Marco remember to remind Tad about his lunch, jeez what a loser now hurry and fuck me even more.”

>”Kelly why don’t you just satisfy yourself with another Diaz dog for now. Oooohhhh maaaaan, that look on her face is to die for isn’t it Tad too bad you’re not good enough for her anymore she needs a bit more meat than vegetables now. Well anyways I got to get going now. Bye Tad and remember to eat your dogs!”

>”Wow Tad you sure are lucky to be receiving Goblin dogs and letters every single day, it’s such a shame you have to be in here for a couple more months but at least you got good friends who care about you.” Said the doctor.
>Tad is a shrub, Marco is a man and the Goblin dog is a treasure one of these things must be taken out for happiness to shine, and tad is that negative variable.

>Sometimes in order to achieve a delicacy some people must have what they own sacrificed for the pleasure of the strong. Something the Goblin Dog enjoys with great glee, the corruption of the good and the cucking of men are sure fire ways to earn a Goblin dog, and going the extra step to torment them is a golden ticket for life.

>Now who wants a good ol’fashion hot dog?