The Quest For The Golden Waffle

The Quest For The Golden Waffle
	"Ring!" Wally Russel woke up to the sound of his alarm clock. He was saddened to have woken up from his delightful dream. He was sitting in his 348-room mansion, at a table carved out of smooth mahogany. He was watching his favorite reality TV show, King of Kong, on his 69-inch high class diamond television. Along with this he was eating a heavenly breakfast of waffles. The savory taste of the morning pastries danced on Wally Russel's tongue. He was having the time of his life, but there was a knock on his solid platinum door. He opened the door of his magnificent mansion, and saw a horrifying sight. It was the bell salesman. "Hello, good sir. Are you interested in Bobby's Bells? Their soothing sounds are of angels. Would you like a demo?" That was the end to Wally's fantasy.
	Our protagonist rose from his bed and looked around, still dazed from waking up. He looked at the famous painting that was hung on his wall. It had costed a fortune for him to purchase it. He got out from his soft, cushiony bed which was the best in the neighborhood. He put on his red and white striped shirt. He entered his bathroom and picked up his golden toothbrush. He looked in the mirror and saw a handsome man. As Wally finished brushing his teeth and turned the crystal knob to stop the water from running, he realized that today was an important day. He would meet up with his important business partners to discuss a very important matter that was very importantly important indeed. He went into his dining room and sat at his carved wooden table. He thought about what he would eat for breakfast. Immediately he decided on waffles. He opened his fridge to grab one of the waffles, but apparently there were no more. Wally thought he would buy some more, but he had no money at all. Wally was not rich at all, as he was in his dream.
	He lived in a poor neighborhood, and his parents had given him his nice bed, so it would be natural for it to be the best. The famous painting was just a poster that costed his monthly salary. His golden toothbrush wasn't real good, but just a golden color. Wally wasn't even handsome at all, but rather he just taped a picture to his mirror of Chad Britt, some famous handsome dude. The crystal knobs, as you may have guessed, were not real crystals. His table was a crudely carved one, which was crooked. His important business meeting with important business partners was just to hang out with his friends and discuss about their yet-to-be big corporation which they haven't even started yet. It was the sad truth, but life for everyone is just a series of fortunate and unfortunate events. Life now for Wally Russel was very unfortunate, but it was about to get really fortunate with a really big fortune.
	Wally left his house feeling glum, like every day. He had nothing. He had no money. He didn't have his love, Dreie Forrate. He didn't even have a good job. He worked as a fast food restaurant cashier. Wally wish he had better things, but he knew it just wasn't possible. He felt depressed as he pedaled his bicycle over to Adam Cattis's home. When he got there, he saw a large grin on Adam's face. He wondered what mischievous scheme Adam had cooked up today. Perhaps they would prank the Nafecars. Maybe they were going to give to trick that grumpy Kanji Blumer. But Adam's smiles was just too wide for any of those possibilities. "Hello there, Wally. We're going on an adventure."
	Wally wasn't exactly paying attention to much as they drove over to Dry Axan Heights, which was famous for its crimson precipitation, due to the recent Great Red Dust Storm. He was too caught up in his own life to admire the beautiful Overseen Forest, or the majestic Axan Sloths. He merely sighed and cried. Eventually they reached a cave near the summit. What was in the cave? Wally hadn't even bothered to ask Adam about this. "Perhaps you're wondering why I have gathered you here today," Adam announced as if he were some boss calling a meeting with his employees, "well it's because of the Golden Waffle. A long time ago, a rich person known by all named Nafis Beeda went to this cave and left a Golden Waffle. He hid a map and then disappeared. Some say he eloped. Others say he is disguising himself and working as a spy. Nobody knows for sure. But I found this map, and we're going to find that treasure and become rich beyond our wildest dreams."
	Wally pondered this for a second. He hadn't even heard of this Nafis Beeda. Perhaps he should have socialized more. But Wally was sort of an anti-social person. In fact, because of this he got the nickname "Where's Wally?" because he was usually somewhere hidden, with only himself to keep him company and no sort of communication devices. However, Wally still had wild dreams. He wanted to live in a large mansion and eat waffles every day for breakfast. Perhaps if this alleged Golden Waffle was found by them, he would have his own golden waffles with syrup. So Wally went into the cave with Adam with no regrets. What could go wrong? Well, I'm sorry to say, everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong.
	Adam had rushed into the cave himself, leaving Wally stranded behind and lost. Seconds later, Wally heard a scream and rushed over to it. A boulder had crushed Adam's legs. Adam was either dead or sleeping, Wally didn't know for sure. Wally didn't have any sort of communication device, so he couldn't call an ambulance. Adam's phone had been obliterated by the boulder. So all Wally could do was take the map and flashlight from Adam's hands, and avenge his friend. However, that wasn't the least of Wally's troubles. The next obstacle was a deep abyss. There was only a thin ledge to get to the other side. Wally hugged the wall, and quivered as he crossed
the narrow path. The rocks crumbled beneath his feet, and he almost fell into the bottomless pit. However, Wally quickly leapt back up and continued on. Then he had to
cross a rope bridge. The rope was old, and Wally wasn't sure it would support him. So Wally cautiously crossed it. Halfway across, the bridge gave way. Wally held on for dear life. He climbed up the newly created rope ladder, to the other end of the bridge. How would Wally get back? There was a narrow passageway that Wally slid himself into. At the other end he found the treasure. A bunch of stone disk with squares cut into them painted yellow. So these were the Golden Waffles. Wally banged his head against the rock in frustration. He fainted.
	"Wake up Wally!" said a familiar voice. Wally checked the person's legs. There were two of them. When Wally regained vision, there was Adam and a hospital room. "I guess I shouldn't have rushed in ahead of you. You tripped and hit your head on the cave floor. Luckily I found the treasure. I even bought a new mansion for us with the money. We can live there together when you finish recuperating." Adam walked out of the room. Several days later, Wally was up and ready to go. Adam drove him to their new residence in their new Ferrari. The lawn was covered in sparkling white bushes. They passed through a golden gate, and Wally knew all his dreams would come true in this new world. And no, Wally wasn't dead. Or was he?