HADET'S BIRTHDAY

Dear Hadet,


I would like to wish you a happy birthday from the deepest pits bestowed to me by the wizards of the rift of the parellograms. The urethra is hungry for you and your summer sasauge we beckon to you to pleasure our black poophole of tomorrow. for doingso saves us  from the perpendicular universe. From the great words of the mutants of the tibirium wars "WE WILL BUILD IT FOR YOU"  by that I  mean I will erect my self in penile nature for your  foreskin. for this letter of all t hings was made for you and your birthday and with that birhtday comes great  power the power of docking another man. That man is me The Beezy. I am your other half, your missing parcel your smarter sentient universal galactic dimensional  robot  cat girl boy man  furry poopdick. And by being this I complete the science that amalgamates us together. WE fight against the perpendicular chaos wizards of the  vertical universal goverments from within  the  82nd  toilet of yesterdays afterbirth. You are my brotherlady, my boyufriend, my lover and my gay piss baby boy  butt monger and we will be together forever. I promise of the ways of the space police police force that I will castr out the minions of the perpendiculars and we will save the galactic universal dimension of the year  of 1974. This was the year it all went sour went they invaded. We had to get steve wozniak to  build the apple 2 synthesizer and contact the  farseer from the year 2155 and in tht year  he would tell us of a legend named david. David hasselhoff. He was the hero who fought the  war of 1986 against the perpendiculars. He died in the evil year of 1992. but another hero would be prophecized and that hero was you. YOU HADET WERE THE HERO WHO WOULD SAVE US FROM THE POOPDICKS OF THE PERPENDICULAR DIMENSION WE WILL PROSPER YOU WILL SAVE US I WILL DOCK WITH YOU.