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Apr 8th, 2013
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  1. <boredinschool> is it a simple or complex machine(i.e. does it need electricity or many moving parts)
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  3. <SexiestCookie> ^
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  5. <gamax92> It does not need electricity. 11 More. And it does not have many parts, quite simple. 10 more.
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  7. <boredinschool> WTF
  8. <boredinschool> those werent 2 separate questions. the parentheses were just an elaboration on simple and complex
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  10. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, he said 12 left a sec ago, and now he says 11 left
  11. <SexiestCookie> he only deducted 1 guess
  12. <SexiestCookie> just go with it
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  14. <gamax92> SexiestCookie: uhh, no? i sad 10 afterwards.
  15. <gamax92> But I'll be nice and give you 11
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  17. <SexiestCookie> oh
  18. <SexiestCookie> fuck you
  19. <SexiestCookie> nvm
  20. <SexiestCookie> i love you
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  22. <gamax92> l)
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  24. <SexiestCookie> 11
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  26. <gamax92> so, next question.
  27. <gamax92> Real, man-made, not living, move (not by itself), small and light, needs machines to to be made, pressurized, humans cannot be inside of, doesn't need electricity, simple
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  29. <boredinschool> wait, Sexiest
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  31. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, when you say simple machine, do you mean llike the ones in school (inclined plane, pully, lever, screw, that kind of shit? or just something that isn't complex. (NOT A QUESTION)
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  33. <boredinschool> Sexiest: we arent winning because we dont have out monocles of smarticleness
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  35. <SexiestCookie> ohh, you're right
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  37. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, answer >.>
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  39. <boredinschool> get the monocles, ill get the cigars and tophats
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  41. <gamax92> hold on
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  43. * SexiestCookie gets the monocles
  44. * SexiestCookie equips monocle
  45.  
  46. * boredinschool gets the tophats and 2 cuban cigars
  47.  
  48. * SexiestCookie grabs cigar
  49. * SexiestCookie applies tophat
  50.  
  51. * boredinschool offers him a lighter
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  53. * SexiestCookie burns gamax92 to a crisp
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  55. <boredinschool> we win
  56.  
  57. * SexiestCookie lights cigar*
  58.  
  59. * boredinschool dies the same
  60. * boredinschool does the same*
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  62. <SexiestCookie> lul
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  64. <gamax92> having a hard time responding to that
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  66. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, whai?
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  68. <gamax92> i'm thinking of how to respond, but keep going.
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  70. * boredinschool takes a baseball bat to gamax
  71.  
  72. <gamax92> wait ... what the
  73. <gamax92> i just noticed something
  74.  
  75. * SexiestCookie takes a gulf club to gamax92
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  77. <gamax92> fine fuck you, questions are over.
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  79. <boredinschool> we win
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  81. <gamax92> it was a can of compressed air.
  82. <gamax92> no you both lose
  83. <gamax92> your loosers(I'm editing this because it is bothering me.... "you're*")
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  85. <SexiestCookie> wtf
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  87. <gamax92> failures
  88. <gamax92> idiots
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  90. <SexiestCookie> compressed air
  91. <SexiestCookie> wtf
  92. <SexiestCookie> THE FUCK IS THAT
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  94. <gamax92> go fuck yourself
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  96. <boredinschool> says the one being threatened by blunt heavy objects
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  98. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, what did we do? :(
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  100. <gamax92> SexiestCookie: Guess ...
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  102. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, pencil
  103. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, we were getting fancy and you just ragequit
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  105. *TheBombMaker robs SexiestCookie's manoor
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  107. <SexiestCookie> manoor?
  108. <SexiestCookie> i don't like cow shit
  109. <SexiestCookie> stfu
  110. <SexiestCookie> and said that i lite my cigar after i burnt you. I corrected myself. I didnt mean it.
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  112. <boredinschool> gama
  113. <boredinschool> gamax why dont you just FIGHT BACK
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  115. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, can't we joke around while waiting on an answer D:
  116. <SexiestCookie> Its not like I MEANT to burn you...
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  118. <gamax92> You know I don't believe you.
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  120. <SexiestCookie> stfu TheBombMaker :3
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  122. <boredinschool> yeah we tripped and our cigars hit your shirt
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  124. <SexiestCookie> ^
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  126. <gamax92> "Insult person, correct to mask it up."
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  128. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, IT ISNT MY FAULT IM ONLY 7
  129.  
  130. * boredinschool puts my monocle of violence on
  131. <boredinschool> facking grammar fail
  132.  
  133. * SexiestCookie puts monocle of sorriness on
  134. * SexiestCookie apologized deeply to gamax92
  135.  
  136. * TheBombMaker apologized shallowly to Gamax92
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