MEMES

LENDLE’S TROPHY ROOM
One (1) Word Bearer's Helmet, with a single shattered eye lens, damaged from bolter fire.
One (1) Suit of Ork Boss Mega Armour.
Approx. Fifty (50) Tau Honour Blades.
One (1) Tyranid Hive Tyrant Skull.
Twenty (20) Sets of Eldar combat armour.
Three (3) Human skulls.
One (1) Tau skull.
Approx. Thirty-nine (39) kilograms of hard drugs.
One (1) Tyranid Swarmlord's severed arm.
One (1) Tyranid Swarmlord’s Sword.
One (1) Katana that is actually totally useless as a weapon, but is feared and idolised all the same.
One (1) set of armour from a primitive culture that looks cool but is actually really shit.
Five (5) Servitors playing various smooth tunes non-stop for the last 5,000 years, mostly The Stranglers - Golden Brown.
One (1) really really big stick.
One (1) mysterious data holding format labelled "Evanescence - Fallen". I can only make out the words "WAKE ME UP" scrawled inside the cover of the case.
Two (2) copies of heretical fiction detailing an Eversor Assassin falling in love with a Tau Earth Caste in horrifying detail.
One (1) image of a frog, inscribed with “Rarest Pepe - #001”.
One (1) gallon of the collective tears of a thousand butthurt foes in a milk jug.
One (1) gallon of LSD in a milk jug.
One (1) empty milk jug. Appears to have been filled with milk in the past, for some unknown reason.
One (1) best quality Chainsword labelled "do not drop". Damage to the handle indicates it has been dropped.
One (1) peculiar wooden box with a switch on the top. When the switch is thrown a tiny metal hand reaches out and flips it back.
One (1) cup, which will not spill fluid no matter how much effort is put in to spill fluid.
One (1) switch on the wall set to OFF.
Six (6) disembodied coloured hearts next to:
•	One (1) potted plant.
One (1) Cat.
One (1) bird skeleton piercing a cat skeleton.
One (1) metal baseball bat.
One (1) water cooler that looks disappointed.
One (1) glove wrapped in barbed wire.
One (1) cane/shovel combo.
Two (2) queer abhuman skeletons: one with an additional eye, the other with additional limbs. They appeared to have died of old age on the moon.
One (1) joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book inside of which is a science magazine inside of which is a joke book.
Three (7) marble that confuse the observer as to how many marbles are actually present.