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###                       **Hi, visitor.**

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**Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke**: *I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.*

####***If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!***
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Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

####*BTW*, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.
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**If I am host of a ghost game**:

*Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun*

I also say ![:fufu:][1] a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

####*Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.*
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Too pro (it's **not** photoshopped)

![When This Happens][2]
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### A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

　　　[![][3]](https://epicmafia.com/user/465908)　[![][4]](https://epicmafia.com/user/516639)　[![][5]](https://epicmafia.com/user/511194)　[![][6]](https://epicmafia.com/user/64602)　[![][7]](https://epicmafia.com/u/chow)　[![][8]](https://epicmafia.com/u/Alyssa)　[![][9]](https://epicmafia.com/user/330020)　[![][10]](https://epicmafia.com/user/619234/Nyniteselfdeleted)　[![][11]](https://epicmafia.com/user/332688)

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　　　　　　　　　　　　[![][12]](https://epicmafia.com/user/672256)

　　　**Thanks to Leb/tinyi/leb for the tokens/username!**

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##List of Betrayers:

 - EmmaSM
 - Flamingkamikaze
 - zpicas
 - Thechubbynerd
 - GrimReap
 - Bardothren
 - eunhae
 - cide

###          Shwartz99 **Officially Issued** Copypastas:
 - Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at
   ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
 - *Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun*
 - :fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu:
 - *:fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:*
 - blue bw cc fmpov fos gy hypo inno lylo ml mylo nl omgus pr rl sk softed wifom

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                       **Art by Verum!**

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                       **Art by Tidus!**

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                        **Art by Roxy!**

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                     **Art by Taurarius!**

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###              ![Shwartz99][17]


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