bind uparrow "bind uparrow shia1"
alias "Shia1" "say You're walking in the woods.; bind uparrow Shia2"
alias "Shia2" "say There's no one around, ; bind uparrow Shia3"
alias "Shia3" "say And your phone is dead.; bind uparrow Shia4"
alias "Shia4" "say Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, ; bind uparrow Shia5"
alias "Shia5" "say Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia6"
alias "Shia6" "say He's following you; bind uparrow Shia7"
alias "Shia7" "say About 30 feet back.; bind uparrow Shia8"
alias "Shia8" "say He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.; bind uparrow Shia9"
alias "Shia9" "say He's gaining on you.; bind uparrow Shia10"
alias "Shia10" "say Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia11"
alias "Shia11" "say You're looking for your car, ; bind uparrow Shia12"
alias "Shia12" "say But you're all turned around.; bind uparrow Shia13"
alias "Shia13" "say He's almost upon you now; bind uparrow Shia14"
alias "Shia14" "say And you can see there's blood on his face!; bind uparrow Shia15"
alias "Shia15" "say My god, there's blood everywhere! ; bind uparrow Shia16"
alias "Shia16" "say Running for your life; bind uparrow Shia17"
alias "Shia17" "say (From Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia18"
alias "Shia18" "say He's brandishing a knife.; bind uparrow Shia19"
alias "Shia19" "say (It's Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia20"
alias "Shia20" "say Lurking in the shadows; bind uparrow Shia21"
alias "Shia21" "say Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia22"
alias "Shia22" "say Living in the woods, ; bind uparrow Shia23"
alias "Shia23" "say (Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia24"
alias "Shia24" "say Killing for sport, ; bind uparrow Shia25"
alias "Shia25" "say (Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia26"
alias "Shia26" "say Eating all the bodies; bind uparrow Shia27"
alias "Shia27" "say Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia28"
alias "Shia28" "say Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, ; bind uparrow Shia29"
alias "Shia29" "say But you're hopelessly lost yourself.; bind uparrow Shia30"
alias "Shia30" "say Stranded with a murderer, ; bind uparrow Shia31"
alias "Shia31" "say You creep silently through the underbrush.; bind uparrow Shia32"
alias "Shia32" "say A-ha! In the distance, ; bind uparrow Shia33"
alias "Shia33" "say A small cottage with a light on. Hope! ; bind uparrow Shia34"
alias "Shia34" "say You move stealthily toward it, ; bind uparrow Shia35"
alias "Shia35" "say But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! ; bind uparrow Shia36"
alias "Shia36" "say Gnawing off your leg, ; bind uparrow Shia37"
alias "Shia37" "say (Quiet, quiet.); bind uparrow Shia38"
alias "Shia38" "say Limping toward the cottage, ; bind uparrow Shia39"
alias "Shia39" "say (Quiet, quiet.); bind uparrow Shia40"
alias "Shia40" "say Now you're on the doorstep, ; bind uparrow Shia41"
alias "Shia41" "say Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia42"
alias "Shia42" "say Sharpening an ax, ; bind uparrow Shia43"
alias "Shia43" "say (Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia44"
alias "Shia44" "say But he doesn't hear you enter, ; bind uparrow Shia45"
alias "Shia45" "say (Shia Labeouf.); bind uparrow Shia46"
alias "Shia46" "say You're sneaking up behind him.; bind uparrow Shia47"
alias "Shia47" "say Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia48"
alias "Shia48" "say Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, ; bind uparrow Shia49"
alias "Shia49" "say Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, ; bind uparrow Shia50"
alias "Shia50" "say Stab it in his kidney.; bind uparrow Shia51"
alias "Shia51" "say Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.; bind uparrow Shia52"
alias "Shia52" "say You limp into the dark woods, ; bind uparrow Shia53"
alias "Shia53" "say Blood oozing from your stump leg.; bind uparrow Shia54"
alias "Shia54" "say But you have won.; bind uparrow Shia55"
alias "Shia55" "say You have beaten Shia Labeouf; bind uparrow Shia56"
alias "Shia56" "say Wait! He isnt dead! Shia surprise!; bind uparrow Shia57"
alias "Shia57" "say Theres a gun to your head and death in his eyes; bind uparrow Shia58"
alias "Shia58" "say But you can do jiu jitsu...; bind uparrow Shia59"
alias "Shia59" "say Body slam Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia60"
alias "Shia60" "say Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia61"
alias "Shia61" "say Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia62"
alias "Shia62" "say You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia63"
alias "Shia63" "say But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.; bind uparrow Shia64"
alias "Shia64" "say Hes dodging every swipe, he parries to the left.; bind uparrow Shia65"
alias "Shia65" "say You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck; bind uparrow Shia66"
alias "Shia66" "say Youre chopping off his head now...; bind uparrow Shia67"
alias "Shia67" "say You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia68"
alias "Shia68" "say His head topples to the floor, expressionless.; bind uparrow Shia69"
alias "Shia69" "say You fall to your knees and catch your breath. ; bind uparrow Shia70"
alias "Shia70" "say You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.; bind uparrow Shia1"