A Man’s Black Book of Sexual fantasies

Men think a lot about sex, and fantasize to no end. All the way from rescuing nude damsels in distress from the evil warlord who dies with one stroke of the sword to being washed ashore on a faraway island inhibited by only women with no clothes but oyster shells, the see through ones, of course. But one man’s fantasy aside, take a peek into what all men like in bed, and their all biggest sexual fantasies.

#1 Threesomes!

Right there, spot on at the top, baby! A man loves to have a sexual threesome. And coming to think of it, I don’t know if there’s one man alive who doesn’t want to have a threesome.

I’m sure even Adam was frustrated with the Big Guy because Eve wasn’t enough for him. Some men say they want to have sex with two women because they want to brag about it, but I don’t think that’s the truth. If it’s just a case of bragging, then they wouldn’t really want to fantasize about the sex. They would rather fantasize about the bragging part.

Men think a woman’s body is the best looking thing they’ve ever seen (don’t women say the same thing?), so seeing two girls all over each other in such close proximity is just way too haute, in a completely delightful sexual way! This is one thing all men like in bed, no exceptions!

#2 Prostitution

I don’t know too many men who have the coin purses to drive down a dark alley and pick a girl up. And even the ones who do want to do that are quite afraid, what with all the sexual diseases scare going on around us! [Read: Happy ending massage]

I know, I know, women think their man’s sexual fantasy of banging a hooker is disgusting, but come on, this is a man thing, and so women have just got to accept it.

Men run behind women almost all the time they’re awake, so when they are able to get laid a few minutes into the talk, sometimes even less, it’s thrilling. The man is officially the cheap man’s James Bond once he hooks a hooker. But when he doesn’t have what it takes to pick her up in the first place, he sexually fantasizes about the prostitute scenario. His girlfriend may very well be the prostitute in his fantasy!

#3 Role playing games

Men love role playing. It’s like getting to sleep with different women in different scenarios. If a guy’s girl isn’t too keen on playing a stewardess or an airhostess, all he has to do is imagine a sexual fantasy of role playing. If you’re wondering what men like in bed, bring out your nurse or cheerleader dress and watch the sheets rise in the middle faster than you can say boingg!

But men do like women who want to experiment. And thankfully, women like Christina Aguilera talk about role playing like it’s the best thing any woman can do, which of course, convinces most women to participate in it. Every man loves to role play. The ones who say they don’t, either had their mate dressed up like their perverted physical instructor, or haven’t experienced it yet! [Read: Sexual role play for beginners]

#4 Women who are off-limits

What men like in bed is a woman who is off limits. Men love what they can’t have. But they still try. And that’s why a few women call men ass wipes. I don’t know why, but men find the thought of hooking up with a woman who is off limits extremely attractive and arousing. [Read: Sex with an ex and How to get a girl with a boyfriend]

In reality, making out with these women may come with its own share of worries, but in their heads, boy, can men spin a tale! This sexual fantasy includes balling their friend’s wife, his girlfriend’s best friend or her flirty sister.

#5 Exotic locations

The lives of many men turn out to be quite boring, as the relationship wears on happily. Most of them stare at the same patch on the wall every single time they have sex with their woman. And for a few more unfortunate souls, there’s even a fixed time frame to have sex. Yikes! So what do men do?

They dream about making love at some other time of the day, in some other part of the house. And if their sexual fantasies are on a high, they drift away to some beach resort, a parking lot, or a club. When it comes to screwing a girl in his sexual fantasies, the world is definitely his oyster. But this is really great for the couple, his libido surges on a high if he’s having sex and thinking about that new spot he dreamt of earlier that day. [Read: Fun on the beach]

#6 Caught in the act

Men like it when sex is risqué. Knowing that someone could walk in any moment provides them the sexual high they badly crave for.

These guys aren’t really flashers or exhibitionists.

They just want to pretend like they are. And if they do get caught completely and vulnerably in the act, they may even be the first to shrivel up like a snail, for days on end.

But when they don’t get caught, flashing an accidental peek at a girl is a huge male fantasy, and this sexual fantasy will remain in their minds for a long time to come.

#7 The stranger

A stranger is what all men want in bed [Read: How to get a fuck buddy]. It’s one of the biggest male fantasies, and one that has a great story line too.

A guy’s walking down the street, and a girl runs up to him and tells him she’s in trouble. Apparently, she’s being chased by some ruffians. He decides to stay back and fight those bums. He does and he wins. The flowers fall from the heavens on the victor. He then takes her home, and she applies a soothing aloe balm on his war wounds.

He sees that her tee shirt is torn and she’s got a gash on her back. He asks her to slide her bra straps off her shoulder so he can apply an antiseptic on her wound. She shyly removes her tee shirt to reveal a body that’s worth dreaming about. She unhooks her bra and slips her strap down. Her tee shirt is on the floor and so is her bra. Her well endowed breasts are hard to conceal as she coyly places her hands to cover her nipples. They’re cold and perky. The hair on her back starts to stand as he gently applies the cream on her back. The guy moves closer and kisses her neck. She smiles and takes her hands off her breasts and moves it along his thigh.

The next moment, they’re both making hot, frenzied love.

Okay. Cut that.

You dirty boy, you have an erection already, don’t you?

That was my sexual fantasy. And men love their own version of that. A gorgeous stranger is the hottest person to have sex with, if not in reality, in a man’s head.

#8 Voyeuristic pleasure

Men get extremely excited when they sexually fantasize about watching a woman getting dirty from afar. [Read: Public flashing confessions]

Even a clean show is good enough for a man. Remember The Girl Next Door, where the guy stares at the jaw dropping, awe-inspiring sexy Elisha Cuthbert while she’s taking her clothes off? That’s just hot. And it’s even hotter if the guy doesn’t know the girl.

The best voyeuristic sexual male fantasy is probably watching a really hot girl stripping off as he’s watching her through his window or a girl stripping herself off in her pool for a midnight skinny dip! [Read: Skinny dipping]

#9 The dominatrix

Men are usually the big ruffians in bed. But men sexually fantasize about times when they would end up in bed with a woman who will bind him to the bed with handcuffs and rip his clothes off and totally, completely dominate him. It might be an ego crusher, but her aggression comes from her attraction for him, right? She desires him and wants him, so it’s all cool and sexy. Bring it on! Having a controlling partner is just what a man needs once in a while.

#10 The Virgin

Men are competitive, just like their sperm. They all want to be the first to get into a girl’s pants. Check out the horde of websites dedicated to barely legal virgin girls and you’d know the male fantasy I’m talking about. One of the biggest male fantasies is about being the first one to enter that mound of Venus and teach the girl what it’s all about.

A lot of men have a fantasy about being the guy to have sex with a girl for the first time for other reasons too. He may want to have sex with a virgin, because he can control her or it may be because he wants to show her how liberating sex can be. But most of all, it’s because he wants to be the first one to scratch “I waz here” on the red carpet.

But whatever the reason may be, a man does imagine a scene in which he’s making out with a girl who’s just celebrated her eighteenth birthday with her mum and dad!

And there we have it, the ten biggest male fantasies in the world. So if any lady out there is wondering about what goes on in a man’s head sexually, look no further.


Top Ten Fantasies for Women!

Women may say what they want, but most women at least indulge in a few of these fantasies, if not all.

I’m really confused about a lesbian fantasy which many girls think is a hot one, but a few others were totally against it. But what the hell, I like it, so here goes the top fantasies for women.

#1 The rape fantasy

This might sound like something women aren’t really into. But many women do dream about getting molested by a man, or fantasize about a man walking in, carrying her onto a haystack and nailing her. Aww, come on, not literally!

Women like dreaming about a man who rips their Versace overcoat, and her D&G tee, and her Victoria’s Secret lingerie and ravages her. But for all the men out there, don’t ever try doing this in reality, she’d snip your ding dong off before you can get past her Versace. But a woman wouldn’t really mind if her own man does that to her, of course, minus the ripping of her expensive clothes.

#2 Being a stripper

Which woman doesn’t want to be a stripper? Give her a few shots of Absolut, and she’d be all over the table, flinging clothes off one after the other. But most women don’t do that, even after they down an entire bottle. They’re just way too inhibitive.

So the next best thing, they dream about stripping for an audience. They especially love it when a man takes out a few notes and dangles them down her G-strings. Women do feel a tad awkward to talk about it with their man, but I really think they should. That would be two fantasies with one stone.

#3 Role reversals

Women wonder what it would be like to be in a man’s shoes. Or more precisely put, they wonder what it would be like to be in a man’s boxers. They dream about stories where they could wear his long trench coat and a cap with nothing inside and take the man in the front or back.

The man’s obviously painfully playing the girl here in this female fantasy, and he may not really like this much unless he’s got some gay-like tendencies, or if he’s willing to walk around with a sore ass the next morning.

But what’s the one statement a couple who wants to make this female fantasy a reality has to use? ‘Medic! Lubes. We’re going to need a lot of lubes!’

#4 Group sex

This is a one of the bigger fantasies for women and men. Men love to dream about a good threesome when there’s a great looking exotic Asian or a Latina girl involved.

Surprisingly, women like to dream about the same thing too! But they don’t want an Asian or some far-fetched demigod (they might), they just want their man’s friend! Yep, most women would love to play the pony with their boyfriend’s or husband’s good friend.

# 5 A gorgeous woman

Not all women accept this controversial fantasy for women. But many women secretly fantasize about having a physical affair with someone like Angelina Jolie or some other hot bombshell who always talks like she loves to have sex with women. Can you believe that?! Gasp!

Women fantasize about what it would be like to be with someone of the same sex, someone who knows just how she wants to be touched and what will make her orgasm. [Read: Girls kissing each other]

And just in case you haven’t thought about making love to Angelina, girlie, she’s stated that she finds a woman’s body to be the most attractive thing in the whole world (all men second that) and she loves to make out with women! Now, even if women haven’t given girl sex a thought, they might just change their mind.

#6 Exhibitionism

Many fantasies for women include showing off. A lot! They dream about walking down a beach and by the time they reach the waters, they’ve got almost all their clothes off. If not that, a woman fantasizes about having sex in public where people can see her performing her act.

The closest thing that women do to get familiar with this female fantasy is flashing to unsuspecting loners walking along on a highway. Exhibitionism fantasies can be a great boost for sizzling sex, and can also have a woman talking about really, really dirty things in bed. Which does turn on both partners. Life is good! [Read: How to talk dirty in bed]

#7 Submissive mate

Women do like getting kinky once in a while. Men are usually the ones who are on top, but at times a woman fantasizes about a man doing more than just showing off his balancing act on top of her.

She fantasizes about being told what to do in bed. She wonders how it would feel to be called a slut or a whore in bed. It may even turn her on. Even though it sounds like a guy’s fantasy, what the woman does during this act is her fantasy. Some women say they would listen to their partner, while some girls said they would do the opposite of what their master orders and wait to be punished. Freaky lil’ minxes!

#8 Dominatrix

This is a role reversal of the submissive lover. Some women like to dominate men, instead of getting dominated all the time. They imagine what it could be like if they could indulge in all kinds of crazy acts with their men.

This includes tying him up and doing whatever she wishes to her man. Telling him to perform sexual acts on her as well as making him beg for what he wants, are just a few things that run along in a woman’s mind in this fantasy for women. And trust me, some acts are just way too crude to be put here. The least of it’s got something to do with peeing! Omigawd! [Read: Sexual fetishes]

#9 A stranger in the bedroom

Women may cringe when an unknown male touches them, but they do love it inside their head! The thought of meeting a stranger for one night of great sex, where she can do anything and everything she wants is just what can turn her on like a light bulb.

She could do whatever she wants, talk dirty, ask the guy to take her from the back, talk about another woman, whatever she wants. Many women want to talk about a lot of things in bed, but worry too much about what their man might think of their female fantasy. A meeting with a stranger, at least in her head takes away a lot of those inhibitions. [Read: How to start fantasizing about someone else with your lover]

#10 Come and get me, boys!

This fantasy is all about having several men touch a woman at the same time. She may even dream about being surrounded by several men kissing, touching and seducing her at the same time.

Every woman has her own favorite number in mind, varying from three to around ten men groping her! There’s something about just sitting back and being overwhelmed by sexual male attention that turns on women. Women don’t really dream of this all the time and hope it would come true someday, but they just can’t help but sit back and wonder, how it could feel like!

Of course, there are plenty more female fantasies and there are always unique fantasies for women that may turn some women on more than the others. But as long as you’re having fun and so is your man, go on and explore your mind.