50% NORMAL DIALOGUE SUBTITLES

I think we're done here.
Just leave me alone.
Get away from me.
Fuck off.
Sometimes, I dream of cheese.
Them reptillians haven't captured me yet!
I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired.
My mother's my sister!
I'm just trying to get fucking wasted!
Occupy Los Santos!
Everyone in this city is fucking fake.
I hate this city.
Everybody loves the sunshine.
What if we're all just like.. pixels?
I still can't play GTA IV on high settings.
I lost my fucking phone.
I'm so lost.. You don't even know.
Do any of us REALLY exist?
This shit got me fucked up!
West side!
Best coast!
What's good?
What's up?
I don't even know you.
I don't even OWN a yacht.
Joke's on you, I have crabs!
Ew, go away.
Kick rocks, asshole.
You're not from around here, are you?
They told me if I quit smoking I could'a bought a Cheetah by now.. So where's THEIR fucking Cheetah then?
I need to get a goddamn job.
Music nowadays is getting WAY too fucking weird.
I'm about to piss my pants.
I really gotta take a shit.
I feel like I'm gonna puke.
Only my cats truly understand me.
You know we all respawn at the hospital too, right?
Got any crack?
I'm all outta meth.
You ever huff paint before?
I quit cold turkey.
I hate it when people bullshit with me.
Names are for friends.. so I don't need one.
I still can't believe they banned me..
They're drug testing me soon. I'm so fucked.
Get fucked.
Fucking A.
Feels like they got me fucking penned in.
I got a little bit of tiger blood in me.
You don't wanna mess with me.
Do you know what time it is?
How you doing?
How're you?
Are you done yet?
My dad still hasn't forgiven me.
You ever just wanted to fucking kill someone..?
I don't like what this place has done to me.
Goddamn liberals.
I feel like communism hasn't been given a proper go in society.
Can't wait for Weed Fest!
Once upon a time everyone shut the fuck up for once.
Peace sells, but who's buying?
I snort my allergy meds. Helps my sinuses.
You smell like dog shit.
You got a face only a mother could love.
Ugh. It's YOU again.
Haven't you bothered me enough?
Why are you still here?
Wow. This is going in my blog.
I remember when this place was just a damn corner store.
Could I bum a smoke?
You got a cigarette?
Got a light?
Just used my last damn match.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Ever since Little Lacy's website got shut down my life has been meaningless.
I think I got food poisoning or some shit..
Lovely weather we're having.
How about this weather?
You got an extra cigarette?
I hurt myself today.
This hoodrat bitch is still trying to call me.
It's been too hard living, but I'm afraid to die!
I feel like I should talk to a therapist.
Just got outta prison.. Everything's done changed..
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. I just wanna get stoned.
Just bees and things and flowers...
Excuse me, can you spare a dime?
Aren't you like, famous or something?
Haven't I met you before?
Have we met before?
Do I know you from somewhere..?
I'm hosting a bukkake shoot. Wanna come?
Loneliness has followed me my whole life..
I'm a concrete rose from the land of the hazardous.
I stay high to balance out my lows!
You ever heard of a blumkin before?
Forget LifeInvader, WasteBook is the way of the future!
I'm getting REAL tired of some of my coworkers.
My boss is a total asshole.
My manager will not get off my fucking back!
Don't make me file for harrassment!
Do I have to get a fucking restraining order?
My spouse had to be court-ordered to leave me alone.
It's about time my fucking lover died!
You ever been married for more than twenty years? It's a nightmare.
I think I'm going through my mid-life crisis!
I ain't ever getting old!
Yeah yeah yeah. We all got fucking daddy issues, kid.
What makes you so fucking special?
What, are you special or something?
You are not a special snowflake.




25% PED FIGHTS YOU

Square up pussy!
Do you even know who I am?!
MOTHERFUCKER!
What the fuck's good pussy?!
You wanna spit some fucking teeth?!
I'm gonna make you my girlfriend!
You wanna talk shit?!
My grandpa was in the fucking war!
I just jerked off motherfucker LET'S GO!
My arms are like two fucking anacondas!
REPTILLIANS! ALL. FUCKING. REPTILLIANS!
RARAGRAHGH FUCK OFF AND DIE
Talk shit?! GET HIT!
How 'bout I slap your shit?
You better show me some fucking respect!
You're DONE.
Gimme all your shit!
I will SHIT ON YOUR FACE!
Fucking cocksucker!
The Old Testament wills a new beginning!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Give me everything you got!
Gimme your wallet!
Where do you think you're going?!
Wait, you're that asshole who was on the news!
Hey, wait a minute! I fucking know you!
You aren't the guy they normally send. What the fuck is this shit!?
Would you fuck me?! I'd fuck me! I'd fuck me HAAARD!
I didn't take ANY of my meds today!
The fuck are you looking at, prick?
Clothes ON or OFF?
I bet you don't even pay fucking taxes!
Don't give me your hippy chat bullshit!
I got something special for YOU!
I'm gonna make you fucking scream!
What did you just fucking say?
Don't you EVER talk about my momma!
I've had enough of your shit!
Eat shit and die!
I'm triggered!
There's some things you just don't bring up in fucking public!
There's just something about your fucking face!
Filthy fucking westerner!
Don't talk to me you fucking peasant!
You think I want to talk to you, assface?
Shut your fucking mouth!
Shut the fuck up!
Stop talking already!
That's OFFENSIVE!
How DARE you say that!
You might not remember me, but I DEFINITELY remember you!
That's enough outta you!
You go against my religious beliefs!
What?! You mean you think something DIFFERENT than me? YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
I'M ALL JACKED UP ON SPRUNK!
Witness me!
Get out of my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
You fucking wordsmiths are all the same!
You ain't invading MY brain, demon alien!



13% PED SCAMS YOU

Hahahahahah! Sucker!
It's for a good cause, I swear!
Thank you for donating to the People's Illiteracy Fund!
What? Wasn't me.
Seeya, dweeb!
Works every time!
Hey, what's that behind you?
Shoes're untied!
You don't deserve this stuff..
Bye, loser!
Christmas is coming early!
Hah! They actually bought it!
Dumb motherfucker!
Got 'em!
Later, dork!
He really fell for it!
Fucking burned.
Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Gotta go! Seeya!
Oh... look at the time!
I can't believe people actually fall for that shit!
Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Idiot.
Dipshit.
What a moron.
And I thought I was the dumb one here.
Finally! Now I can feed my cats!
Wanna see a magic trick? Poof! Where'd your money go?!
Hahahahah! Mine now!
Thanks a lot, retard!
Thanks for the gift douchebag!
Gimme that!
I always get what I want!
I need it more than you do!
Too easy!




12% PED GETS HIS FRIENDS TO FUCK YOU UP

Get a look at this fucking asshole!
Well what do we have here..?
Cool kids only! Fuck off, nerd!
You wanna get your ass beat by all three of us?!
You PC, bro?
Get that motherfucker!
Give us all your fucking money!
We saw what you posted on LifeInvader about Sue Murray!
Time to make America great again!
Punks jump up to get beat down!
Bet you can't take all of us!
You gotta problem, asshole?!
We throwin' down or what?!
You better fucking run!
Get the fuck out of here!
I've seen this guy on Sarah's Law!
The power of Christ compels you!
Help! This guy is trying to rape me!
Someone help me trash this guy!
GET HIM!
HOLD HIM DOWN!
You wanna say that to all of us?
Hey everyone! This asshole doesn't donate to a charity!
Hey! Everyone! This guy's a PHONY!
Hey everyone! This guy's a BIG! FAT! PHONY!
This guy just tried to grab my junk!
This asshole is part of ISIS, I know it!
This shmuck is a fucking dirty commie! Better dead than red!
Your kind isn't welcome around here!
Go back to Kensucky, farm boy!
You don't really think you can fuck up all of us do you?
Hey fellas, this guy wants an asskicking!
Would you stop for a moment to speak with us?
You're coming with us.
Wrong time, wrong place motherfucker!
Bring him to the shed!
Get on your knees!
You've been chosen as our sacrifice! Hail Satan!
Time to teach you a REAL fucking lesson!




FIGHT
-most peds will agree to start fighting you on the street if asked

Okay motherfucker, let's do this!
You really wanna fuck with me?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You're about to get knocked the fuck out.
How 'bout I fucking drop you?
You must really want your fucking SHIT SPLIT!
You gotta death wish, pal?!
Fuck it. I'll fight you, pussy!
I'll give you the choice, sudden death or six months in the hospital?
I'ma rearrange your face, asshole!
Let's get ready to rumble!
Punk ass bitch!
Come get some!
I know karate dickhead!
I have a gym membership! Don't fuck with me!
Eye of the tiger, motherfucker!
You're about to get laid the fuck down!
Square up then, pussy!
Any time, any place!
You can't kill me, I was born dead!
Is that you, John Wayne?
I hope you're ready, I'm a goddamn veteran!
Alright, I'll go easy on you!
You swing like a fucking girl!
You wanna go? You wanna fucking go?!
Let's go then, bitch!
You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
I'll show you how a real motherfucker gets down!
I fucking boxed back in the day!
You don't got hands, who are you fucking kidding?
Let's throw hands then!


-some peds will flee instead

Fuck this shit!
I'm out!
Please don't hurt me!
What the fuck did I do?!
What's your problem, asshole?!
Why me?!
No! You'll fuck me up!
I couldn't hurt a fly!
What would your mother think?!
I don't want any trouble!
Chill out!
Fuck you, prick!
Why are you such a dickhead?
Stop being a fucking prick!
I'll be back! I'll be fucking back!
You'll rue the day you crossed me!
Don't make me cry!
Mom! Help!
I don't have any money!
I fucking knew I should'a stayed home!
Is anyone in this city NOT a piece of shit?
I can't get a fucking break!
Why can't we be friends?!
I can't risk another fucking lawsuit!
You're lucky I'm on fucking probation!
My back is bad!
LifeInvader will hear about this!
Stop! Fucking leave me alone!
Make love, not war!
Bad karma, man! Bad karma!
I'll uh.. I'll fight you later!
You're lucky I'm not wearing my jock strap today!
Get away from me you animal!



-some peds will attempt to pay you before fleeing

This is everything I have, don't kill me!
I only got a couple bucks, please don't hurt me!
This is all I got! Please don't hurt me!
That's all of my change, surely it's enough!
Take my money and get away from me!
Look, I don't want any trouble. Just have my wallet!
Surely this can be solved with a quick buck instead..?
Would some cash change your mind?
Take this instead! We can be friends!
Why don't you take this and buy yourself something pretty instead?
Just take my money and leave me alone!
Oh fuck! Just take my money!
Shut up and take my money!
You call this an honest living?!
I hope that chump change was worth it!
I like you! Here you go!
Take this and buy yourself lunch!
Maybe we can work something out!
Take my bread and beat it!
Money solves all of your problems!
How about you take this cash and I get to keep all my teeth..?




-some peds will take out a gun and start shooting you

Second amendment, motherfucker!
I've been waiting my whole life for this!
Deadly force is authorized!
He attacked me first!
You REALLY wanna FUCK with me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Surprise!
You talkin' to me?
Yeah, bet you didn't think I had a fucking gun, huh?!
Now what the fuck are you gonna do?
You think this shit's a fucking game?
Do you even know who you're fucking with?
Guns don't kill people.. I KILL PEOPLE!
You wanna get aired out, huh?!
Guess what I have, you piece of shit!
You think you're the only one packing heat?
You don't scare me, pussy!
Oh shit! I don't know how to use this!
How do I use this fucking thing?!
Okay then, bitch!
Works for me!
Your funeral, pal!
You can fucking try, buddy!
Semper Fi!
OORAH!
HOOAH!
You asked for it!
I can end this real fucking quick!
You better back it up!
Back the fuck up!
I'm not afraid to use this!
Now you fucked up! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
You fucked up now!
You fucked with the right one today!
You messed with the wrong motherfucker this time!
You ain't scaring me!
I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six!







PICKPOCKET/LOOT
-most peds will get a random item pickpocketed and the player awarded a small amount of cash (You scored a wallet/purse/iFruit phone/etc!)


Nice, you got an old Gameboy.
Cool, you got a pink tamagotchi pet!
You gripped a cute pocketbook.
You stole their purse.
You got a badass fanny pack!
You gripped their wallet.
You scored a cracked cell phone.
You got a nice iFruit phone.
You found a nerdy wristwatch.
You gripped a gold pocket watch!
You copped a shiny silver Rolex.
Dope, you got a blue tamagotchi pet!
Sweet, you got a can of Sprunk.
Wow. You get a can of eCola.
Ew, you found a used needle.
Score! You stole a crack rock.
Eh, you got a small rock of crack.
You get absolutely nothing! What the fuck!
Uh.. you stole a family photo you asshole.
Booya! You gripped a pair of cracked Ray-Bans.
Nice, you got yourself some cheap sunglasses.
You found an old church flyer.
You found a Kifflom pamphlet.
You stole a small metal prayer card.
Nice, you gripped a pack of cigarettes.
Woah, you got a disposable camera!
Score! You gripped a Cuban cigar.
Dope. You scored a pack of bluntwraps.
Dude, sweet! You got a dimebag of weed!
Ew. You grabbed a skunked can of Piswasser.
Nice, you got a blue lighter.
Cool, you got a red lighter.
Uh oh, you took a white lighter.
Sweet, you got a black lighter.
Okay, you got a brown lighter.
Aw yeah, you scored an old-school Zippo lighter.
You only got a book of matches.
Woah, you stole a porno mag!
FUCK YEAH! You found a limited edition Hotwheels car!
Woah, you got a picture of someone's mom.
What the fuck? You got a picture of someone's dad.
You stole a photo of someone's daughter. That's fucked up.
You bagged a wallet that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it.
Creepy. They had a roll of duct-tape..
Hell yeah, some prescription pills.
You gripped a bottle of pain meds.
Woah, you found a gay porno mag.
How poetical. You picked a crumpled flower.
They were carrying dead rat, what the fuck?
Holy fuck, they had a severed finger in their pocket.
Holy shit, there's a human ear in their pocket.
Oh my god, is that a fucking dried tongue in their pocket?
You stole a weird shrunken voodoo head.
Nice, you gripped some homemade beef jerky.
Cool, you got a utility blade.
Yummy, you got a pack of Skittles.
Nice! You got a candy bar.
Ohhh yeah, you scored a pack of gummy bears.
Duuuude, you found a pot brownie!
You scored some crystal meth.
You only found a little bit of coke.
You found an old Lynyrd Skynyrd cassette tape.
What's this? A suspicious unlabeled CD?
Cool, you found an old Gameboy cartridge!
Holy fuck! You found an extremely rare Pokemon card!
Groovy, you got a vintage hair-comb!
You couldn't take anything! Fucker has buttoned pockets! What the hell!
You grab a wallet but the retard has a chain attached to it!
You'd take something from this person, but their pockets are smeared with shit.
What the fuck... they had a frozen piece of shit..
You stole some radioactive material. It looks highly dangerous.
You procured an unknown alien artifact!
What's this? A Grand Theft Illuminati business card?
You grabbed a couple of greasy tater tots!
They had a small wooden cross that you stole.
You stole a red Swiss Army knife.
You gripped a PatMax-brand tape measurer!
Woah, they had a couple Rohypnol pills on them.
They seem to love carrying rusty spoons.
UGH. They had a whole plastic bag of toenail clippings.
Swag. You copped a fatass blunt.
Score. They had a perfectly-coned joint.
Eh, you stole a terribly-rolled spliff off them.
Neat, you stole their packed one-hitter pipe.
Nifty, you swiped a powder-coated twenty dollar bill.
Shameful display, you stole a sacred family heirloom!
Boring! They have a pile of standardized high-school test sheets.
Lame, all they have is some badly-graded school assignments.
Woah, they had a hidden recording device on them!
Nasty, you find a blackened crack pipe.
Creepy. They were carrying a length of crusted piano wire..
What the fuck? They had a hidden photo of YOU.
They're carrying a bunch of polaroids of children playing.
Neat, you stole a bright-orange yo-yo!
Wowee, they had a signed baseball card!
Woah.. they were carrying a punctured voodoo doll.
You snatched their father's dog-tags.
You stole a precious memory bracelet
You swiped their slimy dentures.
They were carrying a stinking gin flask.
They had little bottles of tiny wines.
They were carrying a plastic-wrapped banana.
Bingo! You got a jawbreaker!
Nice, you stole a G.I. Jim action figure.
Neat, you stole their jingling keys.
The fuck? They had an old swastika pendant.
You stole a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook
You stole a copy of the Hagakure.
They had a Chinatown throwing star.
Cool, you took their novelty bottle-opener.
You stole their dad's Purple Heart medal.
You just grabbed a pile of quivering fish eggs.
Neat, they had a magic 8-ball!
You found a mysterious black sphere. It emits a dull humming.
You only managed to cop a feel. Damn.
Your hand phased right through them. What the fuck?
You took their squeaking pet mouse!







-some peds will notice and become hostile

Hey, I fucking saw that!
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Do you really think I'm that stupid?
Get the fuck away from me!
Don't fucking touch me!
What the hell are you doing?!
Are you trying to grab my ass?!
This asshole's trying to cop a feel!
Why are you touching me, freak?!
Filthy fucking thief!
Get your hands outta my pockets!
You think that shit actually works?!
This city's really gone to shit!
Fuck you! Get off me!
What, was I born fucking yesterday?
Get your fucking hands off me!
Touch me again! I dare you! I enjoy it! Go ahead and touch me some more!
Put your hands on me again and I'll take you down to pound town!
Damn! Get the fuck away from my tots!







-some peds will notice and pull out a gun

Nobody takes my gun!
I'll show you sleight of hand, motherfucker!
You think you're fucking slick, huh?
You shouldn't have fucking done that!
Hey! What the fuck did you just take?!
Hey, I fucking saw that!
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Do you really think I'm that stupid?
Don't fucking touch me!
Filthy fucking thief!
Get your hands outta my pockets!
I'm tired of these fucking yokels touching me!
You ain't running my goddamn pockets!
Fuck you! Get the fuck off me!
Get your fucking hands off me!
Big fucking mistake!
You shouldn't have fucked with me!
I'll show you a quick come-up, motherfucker!
Nice try, wise guy!
I'll show you a real fucking criminal!
You're about to need more than just my fucking wallet!




-some peds will notice and call the police

Help! Police! This guy's touching me!
Someone help! This dude's feeling me up!
Wait till the fucking police hear about this!
I'm calling the fucking cops!
Now you're fucked! Police! Help!
I'm calling 911!
Hope you like prison, asshole!
Thieves like you need to be locked away! Police!
Police! This guy is a creep!
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Help! Some creepy prick just tried to touch me!
Someone call the cops! This guy's a thief!
People like you need to be locked up for life!
You're about to get booked, dickhead!
You're so fucking booked!
Someone get this guy behind bars!
Police! Throw this fucking prick in the slammer!


//random dialogue for when they call in reinforcements.

You wanna fuck with me? I got goons!
All for one, and one for all!
What comes around goes around motherfucker!
You can kill the man, but you can't kill the idea!
I'm fucking protected! You're toast, pal!
You fight me, you fight all of us!
Get 'em, boys!
I got gangs of goons, you're in for it now buddy!
You messed with the wrong fucking person!
Sure, but WE don't fight fair!
Don't you see? I roll the nickels. The game is mine!
You got it all wrong! I'm the one who decides who fights who!
My boys are already on their way! You better fuck off!
Just wait till my shooters get here motherfucker!
I got fucking shooters you prick!
You think you're hard? You gonna have to prove it to all of us!
You got a problem? We'll fix it for you asshole!
Enough bullshit! One of you kill this fucking cocksucker!
You better watch your back you fucking piece of shit.
You oughta sleep with one eye open, motherfucker.
You're so fucking dead you cocksucking piece of shit!
You wanna start shit with ME? Alright then motherfucker!
My men will kill your whole fucking family!







SELL
-chance to sell random item (dimebag, watches, bootleg DVDs, etc)

You sold a stolen watch.
You sold some bootleg DVDs.
You sold some porno mags.
You sold them a gold pocket watch.
You sold some classified documents.
You sold some fraudulent credit card information.
You sold some people's social security information.
You pushed a fat sack of weed.
You pushed a dimebag of weed.
You sold them a bag of oregano.
They bought your amateur sex tape.
They bought your hottest mixtape!
You arranged to have one of your organs sold.
You got them to invest in a Nigerian gold mine.
They bought some uranium ore.
You sold your online ShitCoin collection.
You pushed a kilo of coke.
You pushed a nickbag of weed.
You pushed a dimebag of coke.
You pushed an 8-ball.
You pushed some nasty-ass meth.
You pushed some high-quality meth.
You sold them consumable bleach.
They bought some explosive chemicals off you.
They bought some illegal fireworks.
They bought an untaxed carton of cigarettes.
You sold them a loose cigarette.
You sold someone's necklace.
You got them to buy a bullshit magazine subscription.
You got them to invest in your fake company's stock.
They bought right into your Ponzi scheme.
They bought a nice glass pipe off you.
You sold them someone's cell phone.
They bought a nice iFruit phone.
You sold a charged iFruit music player.
They bought a lockpicking set.
They bought a fake ID.
You sold them some powdered poison.
They bought some burned CDs.
You pushed some heroin.
You pushed some PCP.
You pushed a little bit of crack.
You pushed a couple crack rocks.
You pushed a bag of crack.
You pushed a little baggie of crack.
You pushed some cough medicine.
You pushed some medical-grade marijuana.
You pushed a couple horse tranquilizers.
They wanted some hard sedatives.
You sold the blueprints to some nearby buildings.
They bought a stolen video game.
You sold them an unmarked VHS tape.
They wanted the latest celebrity sex tape.
You sold a stolen pair of headphones.
They needed a burner pistol.
You sold them an EMP device!
They bought a set of stolen Oakleys.
They bought a pair of rip-off Ray-Bans.
They bought some bullshit penis-enlargement pills.
You sold them an empty box. Suckers!
You pushed a skimped bag of weed. Suckers!
You sold a blackmailed recording.
You sold some stolen jewelry.
You sold them some fake bling.
You sold them a stolen car radio.
You sold some stolen speakers.
They bought some welfare food stamps.
You pushed a baggie of pre-rolled joints.







-some peds will attempt to "steal" the item, causing them to flee and deduct cash from the player

I'm getting this shit for free!
Thanks for the stuff, douchebag!
You're burnt, kid!
This shit's mine now!
What's mines is mines, and yours is mines!
Hmmmm.. Nice stuff! Mine now!
This is some nice shit! GIMMIE!
I'll take it.. for free!
Snatch and grab!
I don't have the money for it.. but I'm taking it anyway!
How's it feel having something stolen from you?!
Hahahahahahah! Mine now!
Give me it!
This shit's a rip-off! I get it for free!
Thanks for buying it for me!
I'm getting it for free!
I'm taking it and you can't stop me!
Fucking amateur, you're getting burnt!
Seeya! Thanks for the free shit!
Can't believe that asshole didn't even notice I stole it!
I need this shit more than you do, asshole!
What? Wasn't me! I didn't take anything!
Works every time!
You don't deserve this stuff as much as I do!
Bye bye, loser!
Christmas is coming early!
Dumb motherfucker!
Got 'em!
Ain't no rest for the wicked! Money don't grow on trees!
Uh.. Gotta go! I'll pay you later!
Oh... look at the time! I'll be back later to pay!
Idiot!
Dipshit!
Aaaaahahahahah! Mine now!
Thanks a lot, retard!
Thanks for the gift douchebag!
I always get what I want!
I need it more than you do!





-some peds will attempt to rob you by setting them hostile

You better hand that shit over before I make you!
Hand it the fuck over, now!
You better fucking give me something!
I want everything you fucking got!
Give me everything you got, NOW!
Drop your shit before I fuck you up!
You better hand it over before I fuck you up!
Give me your shit before I knock you out!
Hand it over, nice and slow!
Hey, this isn't what I fucking asked for!
What, are you trying to fucking burn me or something?
This shit isn't even scaled out!
This bag is fucking skimped!
You trying to short me some you motherfucker?!
This isn't even CLOSE to what I wanted!
I don't want any of your stupid bullshit!
Get away from me with your fucking gypsy wares!
Fucking gypsy, leave me alone!
Get away from me with your peasant relics!
All of this shit is garbage!
What the fuck do you take me for?!
What, do I look like some kinda fucking shmuck?
You think you can fool with me some of that shit?
Wait a minute, where's the rest of my shit?!
What the fuck? This isn't what we agreed on!
You're a fucking rip-off!
You fucking con-artist piece of shit!
Nobody fucking scams me!
This is some fucking Chinatown garbage!
Wait, this is fucking fake! What gives?!
This is cheap fucking plastic! Fuck you!



-some peds will attempt to ambush you by being set hostile and 2-3 other enemies being spawned behind the player

Get the fuck off our turf!
You think you can slang here? This is our turf!
This is our block, get fucked!
You think you can sell this fucking shit around here?!
This used to be a nice fucking neighborhood!
Nice stuff.. GET HIM BOYS!
The deal is OFF!
You better give up everything you fucking got!
Enough bullshitting, gimme all your stuff NOW!
Hand the shit over before you're spitting teeth!
Give up the shit unless you wanna fucking die!
You burn me? I BURN YOU!
It's a fucking setup!
It was a goddamn setup.
Can't trust any motherfucker in this city!
Business is business!
Give up the shit or else!
We ALL want some!
You're getting robbed asshole, make it easy for us!
Get the fuck on the ground, dickhead!
Empty your pockets, cocksucker!
Get him! He's the one with the shit!
You aren't who they normally fucking send!
Who does this fucking guy think he is?!
We'll show you how business gets handled!
You ought'a take up a different line of work, prick!
This shit ain't cut out for you, buddy!
Drop the stuff or else!
You better fucking do what we say or you're dead!
You think you can fuck around with this shit around here?!
Do you even know where you're at?!
Where the fuck are you from, huh?!
I own this town! Fuck off, you little pissant!
You're small-time!
Someone get this fucking chump outta here!