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Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-2N

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  2. Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-2N
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  4. [Hero Club room]
  5.  
  6. Mit: There are also o-ka-shi-mo-te and o-ka-shi-mo-chi, you know?
  7.  
  8. Suz: Right, "te" stands for "younger classes first" and "chi" for "don't scatter".
  9.  
  10. Kar: I'm impressed you know that.
  11.  
  12. Suz: I think the syllable count kept increasing because they were worried three was too little.
  13.  
  14. Suz: Like o-ka-shi-mo-na-ku-su-na and i-ka-no-o-su-shi.
  15.  
  16. Mit: Osushi, again!?
  17.  
  18. Son: So tuna's not okay, but ika, squid is?
  19.  
  20. Suz: It means "don't go, don't get in, yell loudly, run away immediately, let know".
  21.  
  22. Yuu: Huh, that's interesting! O-ka-shi-mo-na-ku-su-na is o-ka-shi plus what?
  23.  
  24. Suz: "Don't go back, don't cry, put on your shoes, be quick, line up".
  25.  
  26. Tam: I wouldn't be able to remember something so long...
  27.  
  28. Gin: Yeah... I'd probably miss my chance to run away while thinking.
  29.  
  30. Fuu: Hm. But we can just go with o-ka-shi for the basics, right? Simple is best!
  31.  
  32. Yum: I do agree, but is it not lacking in impact?
  33.  
  34. SON: I feel you. Would be nice to put a Hero Club-like spin on it.
  35.  
  36. Anz: Ah, why don't we come up with our own o-ka-shi principle, like the five tenets?
  37.  
  38. Tak: Agreed! Alright then, let's say the first thing that comes to mind, starting with "o"!
  39.  
  40. Meb: Me? O... "With no hesitation".
  41.  
  42. Nat: Ka... "Be resolved".
  43.  
  44. Tou: Shi... "Were you to die, none would retrieve your remains". [1]
  45.  
  46. Sek: Huh!? What kind of battlefield are you sending them to!?
  47.  
  48. Shi: I'm next. O... "Leave me behind".
  49.  
  50. Wak: "Don't worry about me".
  51.  
  52. Yuu: "I believe in you!"
  53.  
  54. Its: T-That's one complicated state of mind...
  55.  
  56. Sum: Then I'll start again. O... "Everyone present!"
  57.  
  58. Uta: "Now that it's come to this!"
  59.  
  60. Kar: "Survive even if it kills you!"
  61.  
  62. Hin: It's gotten extremely Hero-like.
  63.  
  64. Tam: Alright, Tama next! O... O.... "Oryaaaa!"
  65.  
  66. Gin: "Critical hit!"
  67.  
  68. Chi: "Got them!"
  69.  
  70. Aya: ...Huh? I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
  71.  
  72. Mit: It's like we're running a comedy show about abbreviations here...
  73.  
  74. Suz: Eek! Forestization warning! "Scary!" "I want back!" "I don't wanna die!"
  75.  
  76. Fuu: And Suzume wins!
  77. ===
  78. Notes:
  79. 1 - catchphrase from Ooedo Sousamou, TV show Tougou referenced before
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