Faerzen & Byron talk creepy books

[23:37] <visceralVanguard> -- visceralVanguard [VV] began conversing with masterfulShooter [MS] --
[23:37] <visceralVanguard> Greetings, Byron.
[23:37] <visceralVanguard> I wanted to apologize for earlier when we were talking with Nick.
[23:37] <visceralVanguard> Nick is in a very fragile state at the moment, and I overreacted. Again.
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> Huh
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> well okay
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> i dont really care though
[23:38] <visceralVanguard> What?
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> like
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> why would i care
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> you banned me
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> dude it happens
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> shit man
[23:38] <visceralVanguard> Ummmm.... okay? Thanks?
[23:38] <masterfulShooter> some fucking shits going down
[23:39] <visceralVanguard> What is the matter?
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> i got this fucking earthquake gun
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> AND ITS FUCKING LEGIT
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> but it also fucking SUCKS
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> BECAUSE IT CANT KILL ANYTHING
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> OR BREAK ANYTHING
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> JUST FUCKING SHAKE IT
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> But i shot it at a volcano
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> of cheese
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> so
[23:39] <masterfulShooter> hype?
[23:39] <visceralVanguard> Hahaha, that's actually quite entertaining!
[23:40] <visceralVanguard> It sounds like it could be very useful though!
[23:40] <visceralVanguard> What happened when you put the volcano in your sights?
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> Yeah, the whole "revolutions" thing about my planet thingy is really coming in to play
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> oh nothing yet
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> just a lot of rumbling so far
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> im hype though
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> i did shoot the planet
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> so i think i might have set off the revolutions or something
[23:40] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> like
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> the food here
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> keeps
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> changing
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> its fuckin weird
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> one second
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> its
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> candy
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> wait no fuck im not a casual
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> shit
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> fuck fuck fuck
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> oh shit
[23:41] <masterfulShooter> i never even told you about the storm or whatever
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> there was a giant storm
[23:42] <visceralVanguard> No, you didn't!
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> oh and shit i never fucking told you about the old keyboard i found
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> or did i
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> huh i forgot
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> shit
[23:42] <visceralVanguard> No, I'm afraid Nick and I were talking for quite some time. It sounds like you were busy!
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> well the point of the matter is it got all painted by the storm or some shit
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> and now it has like a unique tag
[23:42] <masterfulShooter> fucking "stormtouched"
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> not any stat boosts though
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> which is some shit
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> but still it looks cool
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> skins are legit
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> but yeah
[23:43] <visceralVanguard> They certainly do spice things up!
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> my planet is fucking flipping the food
[23:43] <visceralVanguard> How so?
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> first
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> casual shit
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> candy and sweets
[23:43] <masterfulShooter> then a chocolate desert
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> and now a volcanic area with nacho cheese and tortillas and stuff
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> MLG my ass
[23:44] <visceralVanguard> That doesn't sound very MLG at all!
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> exactly
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> fucking exactly
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> all of this happened
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> because i flew away
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> on a fucking chip
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> which is
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> bull
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> shit
[23:44] <masterfulShooter> wow that came out in two words
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> fuck you voicetext
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> oh of course that was one word
[23:45] <visceralVanguard> I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard time not laughing at the sound of that! You flew on a chip???
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> god damn it
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> yes
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> yes i did
[23:45] <visceralVanguard> This game really is unexpected, isn't it
[23:45] <visceralVanguard> That sounds really scary, to be completely honest. :/
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> gaben
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> when im fucking talking for years
[23:45] <masterfulShooter> you gotta tell me
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> fucks
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> happening with you
[23:46] <visceralVanguard> But what if I want to hear you talk?
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> whew
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> im fucking winded
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> aw
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> thats nice of you
[23:46] <visceralVanguard> I can say I certainly do my fair share of talking. :)
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> eh
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> your turn
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> share
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> the fuck planet did you have again
[23:46] <masterfulShooter> i forgot
[23:46] <visceralVanguard> Well, I guess I have some things to ask of you.
[23:47] <visceralVanguard> Partially relating to that, actually.
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> i am forgetting a lot more now
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> its freaking me out
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> i think its the weed in the atmosphere
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> and im eating alot more
[23:47] <visceralVanguard> Don't worry about it! My land name is a pretty menial detail. But you say it is happening more frequently now?
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> fucking hell this planet is fucking  killing me dude
[23:47] <visceralVanguard> Why are you eating a lot more?
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> dont like
[23:47] <masterfulShooter> dankers
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> get the munchies
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> i knew Dad did
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> god he used that stuff every day
[23:48] <visceralVanguard> I'm not sure I understand what you just said.
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> no wonder mom had a different room
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> dont people
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> who partake in
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> dank weed
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> get hungry
[23:48] <masterfulShooter> more often
[23:49] <masterfulShooter> shit i need to speak in full sentences
[23:49] <visceralVanguard> I could definitely see that being reasonable.
[23:49] <visceralVanguard> You say there's something in the atmosphere?
[23:49] <masterfulShooter> ITS FUCKING DANK GOD DAMN WEED DUDE
[23:49] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
[23:50] <masterfulShooter> im just realizing it now
[23:50] <masterfulShooter> BUT THIS PLANET FUCKING STINKS
[23:50] <masterfulShooter> LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY
[23:50] <visceralVanguard> Here, I think I may have something that can help!
[23:50] <masterfulShooter> and fuckall if ive seen ABS in fucking forever
[23:50] <masterfulShooter> where the fuck
[23:50] <visceralVanguard> I'm in my workshop right now, and I have a gask mask on the wall.
[23:51] <masterfulShooter> OH FUCK THAT WOULD BE FUCKING MAGICAL
[23:51] <visceralVanguard> I use it to filter out volatile organic compounds when I happen to be working with them, so it should work on those fumes you're finding too!
[23:51] <masterfulShooter> wait
[23:51] <masterfulShooter> fuck how am i even going TO FUCKING MAKE IT
[23:51] <visceralVanguard> Are you not home at the moment?
[23:51] <visceralVanguard> Oh, that's right the chip.
[23:51] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
[23:51] <visceralVanguard> Hmmmm
[23:52] <masterfulShooter> wait
[23:52] <masterfulShooter> didnt you have something to ask me?
[23:52] <visceralVanguard> Well you will need to make it as soon as you get back home!
[23:52] <visceralVanguard> Let me get the code
[23:52] <visceralVanguard> <I get the code>
[23:52] <visceralVanguard> <I also give you the code for an individual filter cartridge>
[23:53] <visceralVanguard> Given all of the cheese dust around, I wouldn't expect one of these cartridges to last more than a couple days
[23:53] <visceralVanguard> It would probably be helpful to carry around a couple spares just in case.
[23:53] <visceralVanguard> Ah, yes.
[23:53] <masterfulShooter> oh thank fuck
[23:54] <visceralVanguard> Well, first of all, I guess I would say I know you're lost at the present, but I know you will be able to find a way back eventually
[23:54] <visceralVanguard> There are apparently gates hidden around the world that take you back to your house.
[23:54] <visceralVanguard> So if you can find one of those near an important location, you might be just fine!
[23:55] <masterfulShooter> the fuck
[23:55] <masterfulShooter> this game is god damn bullshit
[23:55] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[23:55] <masterfulShooter> the question
[23:55] <visceralVanguard> Yes.
[23:55] <visceralVanguard> Well, my land is called the Land of Wicks and Bulbs
[23:55] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
[23:56] <masterfulShooter> now i remember why i forgot
[23:56] <visceralVanguard> It is a collection of precarious rocky spires jutting out of blackness with nothing particularly interesting anywhere.
[23:56] <visceralVanguard> It's actually quite boring
[23:56] <visceralVanguard> But anyways, I accidentally fell out of a window and into the darkness below
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> OH FUCK
[23:57] <visceralVanguard> Needless to say, it is not a terribly nice place down there.
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> HRRRRNGH
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> DIDNT WE GO OVER THIS
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> YOU LIVE
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> SAFE
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> I DO THE STUPID DANGER STUFF
[23:57] <masterfulShooter> GABEN
[23:58] <visceralVanguard> It was an accident! The floor I was in just randomly exploded!
[23:58] <masterfulShooter> wat
[23:58] <visceralVanguard> There were some traps in the room, and I was.... mislead as to exactly what the traps were.
[23:58] <visceralVanguard> Anyways, that isn't particularly important.
[23:59] <visceralVanguard> Thankfully I constructed a very makeshift parachute yesterday, so I was able to land safely.
[23:59] <visceralVanguard> I honestly don't know how the stupid thing held together. It was literally rope and a tarp.
[00:00] <visceralVanguard> At the bottom, there was a great deal of uncomfortable things
[00:00] <visceralVanguard> Confusing mazes and blood included.
[00:00] <masterfulShooter> i just fought a licorice bigyclops
[00:00] <visceralVanguard> What is a "bigyclops"?
[00:00] <masterfulShooter> wait what fuck is it like nicks little fucking excursion
[00:00] <masterfulShooter> i
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> i dont fucking know
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> i shot it
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> and thats what the tooltip read
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> so
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> fuck i dunno
[00:01] <masterfulShooter> continue the story
[00:01] <visceralVanguard> Hmm. I suppose we'll find out eventually!
[00:01] <visceralVanguard> Unfortunately, it was far closer to Nick's "excursion" than I would have liked.
[00:01] <visceralVanguard> Fortunately, it wasn't anywhere near as awful.
[00:02] <masterfulShooter> faerzen those things are like
[00:02] <masterfulShooter> mutally exclusive
[00:02] <masterfulShooter> so
[00:02] <masterfulShooter> bascially
[00:02] <masterfulShooter> the fuck do you mean
[00:02] <visceralVanguard> I found an alternate version of myself.
[00:02] <visceralVanguard> Older, and dying on the ground.
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> well
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> shit
[00:03] <visceralVanguard> It was.....sad.
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> did he say anything
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> or like
[00:03] <visceralVanguard> And somehow I was a girl? I've just resigned myself to stop questioning these things anymore.
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> was it a dude?
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> oh god damnit
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> every fucking time
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> okay
[00:03] <visceralVanguard> Anyways, that is a trivial details.
[00:03] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
[00:04] <visceralVanguard> Yes?
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> do you know everyone in our group yet?
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> because i swear
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> if this is a giant sausage party
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> and you are the only pseudo girl
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> its going to get awkward
[00:04] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck now im thinking about the future
[00:05] <visceralVanguard> Unfortunately, I have yet to contact any of the rest of them.
[00:05] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck dude if you live long enough to get old
[00:05] <masterfulShooter> does this mean that we do
[00:05] <masterfulShooter> like live...here
[00:05] <visceralVanguard> Yes, let's not go down that road.
[00:05] <masterfulShooter> in the game!?
[00:05] <visceralVanguard> No, it's okay. I know some more things on that front!
[00:05] <masterfulShooter> fuck do you even have enough gas mask cartriges for that
[00:05] <visceralVanguard> It will be okay.
[00:05] <visceralVanguard> I'll get there. ;)
[00:06] <visceralVanguard> She narrowly escaped from her future, and traveled back to see me in order to give me something.
[00:06] <visceralVanguard> It is a book.
[00:06] <masterfulShooter> i dont really know if i should call you a lucky bastard
[00:06] <masterfulShooter> because
[00:06] <masterfulShooter> you saw yourself die
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> but
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> shit
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> thas pretty cool
[00:07] <visceralVanguard> A very interesting book indeed, that seems to have a great deal of information in it! But also very dangerous.
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> this volcano sure is being a bitch
[00:07] <visceralVanguard> I'm very intrigued by it, but that's one of the areas I need your help in.
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> ?
[00:07] <masterfulShooter> me
[00:08] <visceralVanguard> I'm sorry to bother you with this, but I feel it's very important and you're the only person I can reliably ask about it.
[00:08] <visceralVanguard> This book has a warning in it.
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> so the fuck
[00:08] <visceralVanguard> There is a section in the book about this game, and advice on how to succeed.
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> oh
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> oooooh
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> OHO
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> you want me to be a guinea pig
[00:08] <visceralVanguard> NO
[00:08] <masterfulShooter> well i have one thing to say to that
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YEAH
[00:09] <visceralVanguard> I need to you to help me
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> I DONT WANT TO DIE BY NICK
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> oh
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> oh you dont
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> aww
[00:09] <visceralVanguard> I'm..... honestly afraid.
[00:09] <masterfulShooter> i was bored
[00:09] <visceralVanguard> I'm quite convinced we need to know what is on the next page, but that knowledge could also very dangerous
[00:10] <visceralVanguard> I need to read it, but I also need to not act on it yet.
[00:10] <visceralVanguard> The information on the next page is something that I need to not act on yet, no matter what.
[00:10] <masterfulShooter> okay
[00:10] <masterfulShooter> so do it then
[00:10] <visceralVanguard> If I get too eager, too hopeful, or too greedy, gaining that information will only backfire.
[00:10] <masterfulShooter> uh
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> then just do it
[00:11] <visceralVanguard> And it could easily spell disaster.
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> duh
[00:11] <visceralVanguard> I need you to help me.
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> dude fucking do it
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> with what
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> a pep talk
[00:11] <visceralVanguard> I'm telling you this because I want you to do something for me.
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> you said that already
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> what
[00:11] <visceralVanguard> I don't know what will be on the next page, but I'm going to read it here soon.
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> you know ill do it
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> okay
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> well fuck
[00:11] <visceralVanguard> I need you to know this ahead of time
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> no not okay
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> shit no
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> NO
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> NO NO NO
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> FUCK NO
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> NOPE
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> NO
[00:11] <masterfulShooter> DONT DO IT
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> I WAS SKIMMING
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> NO FUCK
[00:12] <visceralVanguard> ?
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> DANGER
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> DISASTER
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> YOU
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> NO
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> SEND IT TO ME
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YOU YOURE NOT DYING
[00:12] <visceralVanguard> I'm not going to die!
[00:12] <visceralVanguard> That's what I need your help with!
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> I THINK DISASTER
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> oh
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> what
[00:12] <masterfulShooter> JUST TELL ME GABEN
[00:13] <visceralVanguard> I'm trying! ..... Sorry..... it's really hard for me to figure out how to say this
[00:13] <visceralVanguard> I don't know what lies on the next page, but I want you to know that whatever it is, I need to not act on it or do anything rash.
[00:13] <visceralVanguard> Whatever it is will likely help us a great deal.
[00:14] <visceralVanguard> But we aren't ready for it yet, and if we do anything rash too early out of greed or ambition, it will fail.
[00:14] <visceralVanguard> I want you to help me make sure I don't do that.
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> then why did you even
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> oh
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> ooooh
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> thats why
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> wait so why dont i do it
[00:14] <visceralVanguard> I don't know what lies on the next page or what I will think after I read it, but I want you to know before I read it that this is importnat.
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> did future you say anything about taht
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> hahahah you typoed
[00:14] <masterfulShooter> ive never seen you do that
[00:15] <visceralVanguard> :)
[00:15] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[00:15] <visceralVanguard> She sort of addressed that.
[00:15] <masterfulShooter> again
[00:15] <masterfulShooter> oh
[00:15] <masterfulShooter> really?
[00:15] <visceralVanguard> I am reasonably strongly convinced that I should be the only person to read this book for the time being.
[00:16] <visceralVanguard> It contains too much information that could be disastrous should it be taken out of context
[00:16] <visceralVanguard> Just like this next page.
[00:16] <visceralVanguard> So it's important for me to dig into this and validate things with my sprite.
[00:17] <visceralVanguard> Maybe later, you can read it, but for now we need to make sure we don't learn things we shouldn't
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> sigh
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> why did you even tell me anything dude
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> fuck now im just
[00:17] <visceralVanguard> I need you to know how important this is!
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> adventure blocked
[00:17] <visceralVanguard> I could screw everything up with this!
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> I NEED STIMULATION
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> shit that came out wrong
[00:17] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> look
[00:18] <visceralVanguard> Who knows what I'll read! I could suddenly be convinced that all of us committing suicide right now is the best way to win the game!
[00:18] <visceralVanguard> I need you to know that what I learn very well may be true, but I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> agin
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> again
[00:18] <visceralVanguard> You've helped me out of so many holes I've dug myself into
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> i couldnt
[00:18] <masterfulShooter> give a fuck dude
[00:19] <visceralVanguard> This is another one that I am preemptively hoping you can dig me out o
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> shit if it said that killing ourselves won the game
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> shit id do it
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> there is one thing
[00:19] <visceralVanguard> Yes, but there's a condition!
[00:19] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <I want to just have the book chime in: "Funny thing about that..." But that'd be too cruel>
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> im working towards in this whole bullshit game
[00:19] <visceralVanguard> Whatever is on this next page will NOT win us the game now!
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> okay
[00:19] <masterfulShooter> fucking one thing
[00:19] <visceralVanguard> If we do it now, it will only doom everything!
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> after i do that
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> i couldnt give a shit
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> about what happens to me
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> and you want to know what that one thing is
[00:20] <visceralVanguard> Yes?
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> fucking meeting you
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> and hugging you
[00:20] <visceralVanguard> <dawwwwwww>
[00:20] <masterfulShooter> you know what the fucking ironic thing is
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> your land
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> is the lighty place
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> and you are like
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> the light at the end of the tunnel
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> so
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> shit
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> i guess this game is poetic
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> so honestly
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> fucking
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> read
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> the
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> page
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> and i swear
[00:21] <visceralVanguard> Despite how absolutely twisted it often is, I think you're right. It does have a poetic feel to it at times.
[00:21] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Love Triangle engaged. Updating shopping wall>
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> no matter the fucking thing it says dude
[00:21] <visceralVanguard> I will then extend your analogy.
[00:21] <masterfulShooter> it cant fucking stop me
[00:22] <visceralVanguard> I'm glad to hear that I have been able to be a light in the midst of this dark game.
[00:22] <visceralVanguard> As cliche as it may sound, I very well may be plunging myself into darkness here, and I need you to return the favor and be the light to guide me out of it.
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> ((grimdark confurmid))
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> shit dude
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> okay
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> gaben fuck this is
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> god damn
[00:23] <masterfulShooter> fucking some real game shit
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> like
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> but
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> still
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> you have to read it
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> at some point
[00:24] <visceralVanguard> I hope to god it isn't necessary, but I don't know what lies beyond that next page and I need to know I'm not in this alone. For if all I have is my own self in the midst of darkness and lies, I fear what I will to do myself and those around me.
[00:24] <masterfulShooter> why not get it over with
[00:25] <visceralVanguard> I am going to do it now
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> gaben fuck i want to hug you dude your really freaking me out now
[00:25] <visceralVanguard> Actually.... how about I just turn the page now?
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> i feel like you need a hug
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> shit okay
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[00:25] <visceralVanguard> That would be marvelous
[00:25] <visceralVanguard> We should make this occur at the present.
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> id rather wish i could like
[00:25] <masterfulShooter> see it
[00:25] <visceralVanguard> <where making this hapen>
[00:26]  * visceralVanguard hugs Byron
[00:26] <masterfulShooter> <it hapenin bro>
[00:32] <visceralVanguard> Wait a moment, Byron.
[00:32] <visceralVanguard> Before I read this I have one quick thing
[00:32] <visceralVanguard> It is the other of the two requests I mentioned earlier
[00:32] <masterfulShooter> Hm?
[00:32] <masterfulShooter> Sorry i was distracted
[00:32] <visceralVanguard> It has to do with Nick.
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> BY HOW MUCH THIS VOLCANO
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> IS A BITTTTTTCHHHH
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> PUUUUSYYYYY
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> ERUPT ALREADY I KNOW YOU WANT TO
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> Shit sorry
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> did that get caught
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[00:33] <visceralVanguard> It sounds like that volcano is being a right disappointment!
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> fucking hell youd think an earthquake gun
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> would fuck it u
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> up
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> but jeez
[00:33] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[00:34] <masterfulShooter> what about nick
[00:34] <masterfulShooter> hes a homicidal maniac
[00:34] <masterfulShooter> what about it
[00:34] <visceralVanguard> Maybe it's just not ready yet? I'm sure the explosion will be a spectacle of nacho-y goodness when it finally arrives.
[00:34] <visceralVanguard> It is about that.
[00:34] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <He is just like old Nick, except he says Caw sometimes>
[00:34] <visceralVanguard> We compared experiences and thoughts on the alternate people we've met.
[00:35] <visceralVanguard> And I wanted to share what we decided on.
[00:35] <visceralVanguard> If these actually are alternate versions of us and not just more twisted copies of people that this game is churning out
[00:35] <masterfulShooter> ((caw the fuck did he fuse with a bird or something the fuck AT))
[00:36] <visceralVanguard> These people are us, but they also have had a whole slew of different experiences and memories.
[00:36] <visceralVanguard> ((oh did he ever, byron))
[00:36] <visceralVanguard> ((fuse with a bird might be an understatement))
[00:36] <visceralVanguard> There is a part of us that could give rise to these alternate outcomes, these alternate people
[00:37] <visceralVanguard> If pushed in the right directions, if warped enough by our experiences, if enough poor decisions made, we very well could become them.
[00:37] <visceralVanguard> But that does not have to happen.
[00:37] <masterfulShooter> ((what))
[00:37] <masterfulShooter> ((the fuck is this heinoustuck))
[00:37] <visceralVanguard> ((yes))
[00:38] <visceralVanguard> I would venture to say that every single one of us has, somewhere deep inside, the capability of being a monster.
[00:38] <masterfulShooter> ((GOD DAMNIT))
[00:38] <visceralVanguard> I have no doubt I could turn into something just as terrible, if not worse, given the right circumstances and poor decisions
[00:39] <visceralVanguard> Nick isn't inherently a murdering monster, but there is a part of him deep inside that could be
[00:39] <visceralVanguard> Just like how you've seen glints of the terrifying part of myself that wishes I were in control of the world.
[00:39] <masterfulShooter> huh
[00:39] <masterfulShooter> GLAD NONE OF YOU EVER SAW ME
[00:39] <masterfulShooter> AHAHAAH
[00:39] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[00:39] <visceralVanguard> Nick is working to figure out what part of himself that is, but we've both made it really hard for that to happen.
[00:40] <visceralVanguard> I'm sure we can both agree we've fucked with Nick quite a lot, and it hasn't usually ended well.
[00:40] <masterfulShooter> eh
[00:40] <visceralVanguard> So yes, we need to be careful with Nick, but we both need to be careful with ourselves as well.
[00:40] <masterfulShooter> ended well for me
[00:40] <masterfulShooter> except
[00:40] <visceralVanguard> Okay, that's probably true
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> for the whole
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> you know
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> if he goes for someone first
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> itll be me
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> AND SHIT
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> DOES HE STILL HAVE THE BABY
[00:41] <visceralVanguard> That's what we need to be careful about.
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YOUR GOING TO LET THAT DUDE SHAPE A CHILD
[00:41] <masterfulShooter> HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED ((FUCK I CANT THINK OF A  PARODIC NAME FOR DEXTER))
[00:41] <visceralVanguard> He's trying to work through it, but constantly reminding him of how a different him in a different reality was a monster isn't going to help him one bit.
[00:42] <visceralVanguard> He has literally lived through experiencing himself being a monster.
[00:42] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <RETXED>
[00:42] <visceralVanguard> He doesn't need us constantly reminding him and guilting him about it!
[00:42] <visceralVanguard> So I'm going to ask that if either of us have concerns about Nick, that we talk to the other person about it first rather than harassing Nick with it.
[00:42] <masterfulShooter> hm
[00:42] <masterfulShooter> well fuck
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> im just going to
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> avoid him
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> in general
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> forever
[00:43] <visceralVanguard> That works too
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> and ever
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> and i swear if this gate thing
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> leads into his world
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> you better belive someones ending up dead
[00:43] <masterfulShooter> and its going to be some fucking crow
[00:43] <visceralVanguard> We will have to see. I can assure you that if that is the case, I can construct his house such that you are isolated from him.
[00:44] <visceralVanguard> Anyways, that is quite a ways down the road.
[00:44] <visceralVanguard> We don't need to speculate about things we don't even know will be an issue.
[00:44] <visceralVanguard> What is more pressing is this page.
[01:02] <visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron, I read it.
[01:02] <visceralVanguard> I haven't read all of it yet.
[01:02] <masterfulShooter> uh okay
[01:02] <masterfulShooter> and
[01:02] <visceralVanguard> It is very weird.
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> well
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> it is a future book
[01:03] <visceralVanguard> I will need a bit of time to try and make sense of it, to try and figure out the rest of the information here.
[01:03] <visceralVanguard> But it is concerning.
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> well i got all the time in the world
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> until
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> you know
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> the volcano erupts
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> but i'm under a rock
[01:03] <visceralVanguard> I do not want to jump to conclusions yet, but I do feel like I need to tell you this.
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> so i'll probably be fine
[01:03] <masterfulShooter> huh what?
[01:04] <visceralVanguard> Should I consider significant self-harm int he near future, I need to not follow through.
[01:04] <visceralVanguard> I don't see why it would be desirable at all.
[01:04] <visceralVanguard> But that might be clarified later.
[01:05] <visceralVanguard> So just in case, please keep in mind that now is not the time for whatever hairbrained schemes I may come up with.
[01:05] <visceralVanguard> Especially if they involve hurting myself. At this point, that would not be good at all.
[01:05] <masterfulShooter> ooookay
[01:05] <masterfulShooter> you being hurt
[01:05] <masterfulShooter> in any form
[01:05] <masterfulShooter> is bad
[01:05] <masterfulShooter> but
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> you should probably finish
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> considering
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> it does mean beating the game
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> and that has to mean something right?
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> unless it just resets
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[01:06] <visceralVanguard> That is what I want to find out. But for now, we can't afford to make rash decisions before actually understanding what is going on.
[01:06] <masterfulShooter> eh
[01:06] <visceralVanguard> Which is why I need your help to make sure I don't do anything yet.
[01:07] <masterfulShooter> and see where i am
[01:07] <masterfulShooter> thats how i live my life
[01:07] <visceralVanguard> I know it might seem really trivial, but it makes all the difference in the world to know that someone else at least knows about what I'm reading.
[01:08] <visceralVanguard> I hope it doesn't come to it, but thank you for being there to help keep me in line ;)
[01:08] <masterfulShooter> yes
[01:09] <visceralVanguard> I have a great deal more I am in the process of learning about this game, but now is not the time to go into that since I don't really understand it yet myself.
[01:09] <visceralVanguard> But I will be sure to let you know what I learn!
[01:09] <visceralVanguard> Let me know if you need any other supplies, I don't foresee leaving my house anytime soon so I may be able to send you a code.
[01:10] <visceralVanguard> Thank you for listening while I talk your ear off about my trivial problems. :)
[01:11] <visceralVanguard> We'll figure out how we can meet in person soon!
[01:11] <masterfulShooter> hm
[01:14] <visceralVanguard> Is there anything else you wanted to talk about before I get back to reading?
[01:14] <visceralVanguard> I unfortunately haven't the foggiest how long working through this will take!
[01:14] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[01:14] <masterfulShooter> fuck i dunno
[01:15] <masterfulShooter> not really honestly
[01:15] <visceralVanguard> Okay, then!
[01:16] <visceralVanguard> Keep me in line, don't bother Nick, and figure out a way for you to get home!
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> ill see you some other time i guess
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> tell me if theres
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> anything
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> nick-ish in there
[01:16] <masterfulShooter> you know what i mean
[01:16] <visceralVanguard> Yes, unfortunately, I do.
[01:17] <visceralVanguard> I will be on the lookout for any information regarding him.
[01:17] <masterfulShooter> welp
[01:17] <masterfulShooter> see you
-- masterfulShooter [MS] is chillin' the fuck out --