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- Kirameki no Shou 9-5N
- [Sanshuu Middle - Classroom]
- Kir: Now, now. We have a battle coming up. Everyone must be sleepy from all these guerilla invasions, so lemme get your brains in gear.
- Kir: Comedy contest is a go! I'll point at someone at random, and you have to give an answer before you get to sortie!
- Nat: A different stimulation than usual, huh. I think that's good. Let's start.
- Kir: "It's my first date, but I'm in tears". Now, what happened? Rokku, give 'em a demonstration.
- Ren: Heh. I met someone called Miroku on the street, got handed a signed photograph and spent two hours listening to her preaching.
- Kir: Ooh, good one. That'd drive you to tears for sure. See ya later, Rokku.
- Suz: Me, me, let me! ...Ah crap, I raised my hand for some reason.
- Shi: Fruits of that comedy training...
- Kir: Nice one, Suzzu, you even raised your hand yourself. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
- Suz: The other party didn't come.
- Kir: That'd make you cry alright. Off you go, then! I'm not gonna make y'all answer, but think of something anyway.
- Uta: Because our favourite soils were the same. Hmm, kinda weak.
- Chi: The arcade was closed. This isn't very comedic, is it...?
- Kir: Okay, Yumii. Show me that you're Rokku's descendant. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
- Yum: At the cafe they tried to sell me some bizarre product.
- Kir: You thought it'd be a date but it wasn't! That kind of situation? Good one. The Sentinels are used to this stuff, huh?
- Kir: Okay, I'll ask one of my elders from the Christian Era now. Takki! It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
- Tak: A single flower was blooming on the ground, a rainbow was in the sky and the world was peaceful.
- Kir: Ooh, what a nice world. Like an ending of something. Yuunafolk, off you go!
- Yuu: Ah, that counted as a clear for me too? Takashima-chan, thanks!
- Aka: You're a lifesaver. I was trying to come up with a muscle-related joke but nothing good came.
- Kir: Next up, Gin-bou with her limitless potential! Come on, fireball girl, show me an explosion!
- Gin: Ah! I got picked! Okay, Heroes are about guts!
- Kir: Lay it on me. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
- Gin: He-e-e-re it goes... The other party came with their entire family.
- Kir: Oh, that's good! You even added a picture for more amusement!
- Meb: Not bad. She put effort into attaching a picture and changing her tone of voice. Definitely got through it with guts.
- Kar: This is bad, my response is close to Gin's, I have to think it over.
- Its: And I haven't come up with anything at all yet. Aaah...
- Sum: Um. I have an answer. This will be a bit ideological, will that okay?
- Kir: It will not, please deploy to battle.
- Tou: I also have some ideology in my answer... Just a little bit.
- Kir: Not a chance, please deploy to battle.
- Kir: Ooh, looks like we're almost at our time limit. The comedy contest is over! Alright everyone, off you go!
- Fuu: Rrrgh! I didn't get any good ideas. This is really frustrating for some reason!
- Mit: I can't suddenly come up with an answer for something like this. The Heroes are so impressive.
- Kir: Gotta exercise that head a little, you know? From what I can see, they've got plenty of spirit now. They'll be fine.
- Hin: I think that was a great change of pace. We should care for the Heroes too.
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