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Kirameki no Shou 9-5N

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  2. Kirameki no Shou 9-5N
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  4. [Sanshuu Middle - Classroom]
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  6. Kir: Now, now. We have a battle coming up. Everyone must be sleepy from all these guerilla invasions, so lemme get your brains in gear.
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  8. Kir: Comedy contest is a go! I'll point at someone at random, and you have to give an answer before you get to sortie!
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  10. Nat: A different stimulation than usual, huh. I think that's good. Let's start.
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  12. Kir: "It's my first date, but I'm in tears". Now, what happened? Rokku, give 'em a demonstration.
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  14. Ren: Heh. I met someone called Miroku on the street, got handed a signed photograph and spent two hours listening to her preaching.
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  16. Kir: Ooh, good one. That'd drive you to tears for sure. See ya later, Rokku.
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  18. Suz: Me, me, let me! ...Ah crap, I raised my hand for some reason.
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  20. Shi: Fruits of that comedy training...
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  22. Kir: Nice one, Suzzu, you even raised your hand yourself. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
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  24. Suz: The other party didn't come.
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  26. Kir: That'd make you cry alright. Off you go, then! I'm not gonna make y'all answer, but think of something anyway.
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  28. Uta: Because our favourite soils were the same. Hmm, kinda weak.
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  30. Chi: The arcade was closed. This isn't very comedic, is it...?
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  32. Kir: Okay, Yumii. Show me that you're Rokku's descendant. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
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  34. Yum: At the cafe they tried to sell me some bizarre product.
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  36. Kir: You thought it'd be a date but it wasn't! That kind of situation? Good one. The Sentinels are used to this stuff, huh?
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  38. Kir: Okay, I'll ask one of my elders from the Christian Era now. Takki! It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
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  40. Tak: A single flower was blooming on the ground, a rainbow was in the sky and the world was peaceful.
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  42. Kir: Ooh, what a nice world. Like an ending of something. Yuunafolk, off you go!
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  44. Yuu: Ah, that counted as a clear for me too? Takashima-chan, thanks!
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  46. Aka: You're a lifesaver. I was trying to come up with a muscle-related joke but nothing good came.
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  48. Kir: Next up, Gin-bou with her limitless potential! Come on, fireball girl, show me an explosion!
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  50. Gin: Ah! I got picked! Okay, Heroes are about guts!
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  52. Kir: Lay it on me. It's your first date, but you're in tears. What happened?
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  54. Gin: He-e-e-re it goes... The other party came with their entire family.
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  56. Kir: Oh, that's good! You even added a picture for more amusement!
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  58. Meb: Not bad. She put effort into attaching a picture and changing her tone of voice. Definitely got through it with guts.
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  60. Kar: This is bad, my response is close to Gin's, I have to think it over.
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  62. Its: And I haven't come up with anything at all yet. Aaah...
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  64. Sum: Um. I have an answer. This will be a bit ideological, will that okay?
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  66. Kir: It will not, please deploy to battle.
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  68. Tou: I also have some ideology in my answer... Just a little bit.
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  70. Kir: Not a chance, please deploy to battle.
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  72. Kir: Ooh, looks like we're almost at our time limit. The comedy contest is over! Alright everyone, off you go!
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  74. Fuu: Rrrgh! I didn't get any good ideas. This is really frustrating for some reason!
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  76. Mit: I can't suddenly come up with an answer for something like this. The Heroes are so impressive.
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  78. Kir: Gotta exercise that head a little, you know? From what I can see, they've got plenty of spirit now. They'll be fine.
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  80. Hin: I think that was a great change of pace. We should care for the Heroes too.
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