http://redd.it/2cxyod - Barebones

exec reset

// ========== BINDS ==========

bind w            +fwd
bind s            +bck
bind a            +lft
bind d            +rgt

bind f            "drand; dreset"

bind 1             d1
bind 2             d2
bind 3             d3
bind 4             d4
bind 5             d5
bind 6             d6
bind 7             d7
bind 8             d8
bind 9             d9

bind mwheelup      eq_1_3
bind mwheeldown    eq_1_3
bind q             eq_1_3
bind mouse1       +eq_attack
bind mouse2       +eq_attack2
bind mouse4       +at_2_3

bind shift        +zoom


// ========== SETTINGS ==========

alias prs_slot1   "r_drawviewmodel 0; cl_crosshair_file crosshair2; cl_crosshair_blue 255; cl_crosshair_green 255; cl_crosshair_red 50"
alias rls_slot1   "r_drawviewmodel 0; cl_crosshair_file crosshair5; cl_crosshair_blue 0;   cl_crosshair_green 255; cl_crosshair_red 0"
alias prs_slot3   "r_drawviewmodel 1"
alias rls_slot3   "r_drawviewmodel 1"

alias set_slot1   "r_drawviewmodel 1; cl_crosshair_file crosshair5; cl_crosshair_blue 0;   cl_crosshair_green 255; cl_crosshair_red 0"
alias set_slot2   "r_drawviewmodel 1; cl_crosshair_file crosshair5; cl_crosshair_blue 255; cl_crosshair_green 50;  cl_crosshair_red 255"
alias set_slot3   "r_drawviewmodel 1; cl_crosshair_file crosshair5; cl_crosshair_blue 255; cl_crosshair_green 255; cl_crosshair_red 50"


// ========== LOGIC ==========

//Weapon switching & attacking
alias +eq_attack  "+attack; at_press; spec_next"
alias -eq_attack  "-attack; at_release"

alias +eq_attack2 "+attack2; r_drawviewmodel 1; spec_prev"
alias -eq_attack2 "-attack2; r_drawviewmodel 1"

alias +at_2_3     "eq_slot2; +attack; say_team Sapping!"
alias -at_2_3     "-attack; eq_slot3"

alias eq_slot1    "slot1; set_slot1; alias at_press prs_slot1; alias at_release rls_slot1; alias eq_1_3 eq_slot3"
alias eq_slot2    "slot2; set_slot2; alias at_press ;          alias at_release "
alias eq_slot3    "slot3; set_slot3; alias at_press prs_slot3; alias at_release rls_slot3; alias eq_1_3 eq_slot1"

eq_slot1

//Zoom
alias +zoom       "fov_desired 75"
alias -zoom       "fov_desired 90"

//Null movement & disguises
alias +fwd        "-back;      +forward;   alias cfwd +forward;   mrand; dreset"
alias -fwd        "-forward;    cbck;      alias cfwd "
alias +bck        "-forward;   +back;      alias cbck +back;      mrand; dreset"
alias -bck        "-back;       cfwd;      alias cbck "
alias +lft        "-moveright; +moveleft;  alias clft +moveleft;  mrand; dreset"
alias -lft        "-moveleft;   crgt;      alias clft "
alias +rgt        "-moveleft;  +moveright; alias crgt +moveright; mrand; dreset"
alias -rgt        "-moveright;  clft;      alias crgt "

alias cfwd        ""
alias cbck        ""
alias clft        ""
alias crgt        ""

alias esco        "disguise 1 -1; play vo/scout_yes01;    alias d1 fsco; mrand"
alias esol        "disguise 3 -1; play vo/soldier_yes04;  alias d2 fsol; mrand"
alias epyr        "disguise 7 -1; play vo/pyro_moveup01;  alias d3 fpyr; mrand"
alias edem        "disguise 4 -1; play vo/demoman_yes01;  alias d4 fdem; mrand"
alias ehea        "disguise 6 -1; play vo/heavy_yes03;    alias d5 fhea; mrand"
alias eeng        "disguise 9 -1; play vo/engineer_yes03; alias d6 feng; mrand"
alias emed        "disguise 5 -1; play vo/medic_yes03;    alias d7 fmed; mrand"
alias esni        "disguise 2 -1; play vo/sniper_yes03;   alias d8 fsni; mrand"
alias espy        "disguise 8 -1; play vo/spy_yes02;      alias d9 fspy; mrand"

alias fsco        "disguise 1 -2; play vo/scout_no02;     alias d1 esco"
alias fsol        "disguise 3 -2; play vo/soldier_no02;   alias d2 esol"
alias fpyr        "disguise 7 -2; play vo/pyro_no01;      alias d3 epyr"
alias fdem        "disguise 4 -2; play vo/demoman_no03;   alias d4 edem"
alias fhea        "disguise 6 -2; play vo/heavy_no03;     alias d5 ehea"
alias feng        "disguise 9 -2; play vo/engineer_no01;  alias d6 eeng"
alias fmed        "disguise 5 -2; play vo/medic_no01;     alias d7 emed"
alias fsni        "disguise 2 -2; play vo/sniper_no01;    alias d8 esni"
alias fspy        "disguise 8 -2; play vo/spy_no03;       alias d9 espy"

alias dreset      "alias d1 esco; alias d2 esol; alias d3 epyr; alias d4 edem; alias d5 ehea; alias d6 eeng; alias d7 emed; alias d8 esni; alias d9 espy"

dreset

alias mrand1      "alias drand esco; alias mrand mrand2"
alias mrand2      "alias drand epyr; alias mrand mrand3"
alias mrand3      "alias drand edem; alias mrand mrand4"
alias mrand4      "alias drand esni; alias mrand mrand5"
alias mrand5      "alias drand espy; alias mrand mrand1"

mrand1