Unforeseen Consequences - The two Anons.

>That ain’t Accord, dude! Unless… UNLESS! Accord was actually two foals in a super clever disguise!
>Eris, I swear to all chaos, I’m gonna make us eat our old man’s socks if you don’t shut up! A’ight, so, we’re dealing with two twin foals now. A Pegasus filly and an Earth-pony colt. Got any suggestions?
>Yes! We pinch their cute little cheeks!
>Are you serious, dude?
>Of course, I am! Just look at them! The filly looks so adorable with her white dress that I just wanna brush her wings! And look at the colt in his little school uniform! He’s just bucked his way into my heart!
>Can’t argue with that, no wait, I CAN! Dude, look at them! Don’t you think they look a bit familiar?! No wait… you can’t think. Ugh! Just lemme talk here, a’ight?!
“Hiya there, kids! Sorry for what I said before, I just thought you were… yeah… but whaddya say if we start all over again, huh? I’m Eris, the best draconequus that has ever lived and that scaredy unicorn is Starlight, what are your names?

>Okay… they just looked at each other and smiled with a very creepy synchrony.
>And the filly was the first to speak “I am Anon”
>Followed by the colt “And I am Anon”
>”We are Anon. Nice to meet you.” Cool! Now they spoke at the same time!
>Dude, did they practice their intro or something? It really felt like… wait a second! What did they say?!
>Duh! That’s why I said they looked a bit familiar, you airhead bimbo! Those two look like creepy clones of the dork! Heck! Even the colt’s voice is exactly like his.
>Eh, kinda? This little fella sounded much more… what’s the word? Classy? No that’s not it. Oh yeah! Robotic! Same for the filly, really.

>Robotic ain’t it either. Seriously, look at those two, but this time, please think! They ain’t 100% stoic, not by a long shot. There’s something about their looks and smile that feels… wicked, y’know? Like they ain’t exactly innocent angels but rather top-rated jerks who would backstab anypony who gets in their way.
“Hey, uh, Anons! I don’t wanna be rude, but me and my friend here kinda need some space, so why don’t why don’t you go back to your folks or go play with your friends, or something? I’ll even give loooots of candyyy~!”
>The filly didn’t even get happy by my offer! She just, turned at the other dude and… I think she giggled? It was hard to tell “Did you hear that, brother? This ugly lady is offering us candy. I think she can’t even understand who she’s talking to.”
>Colty-colt didn’t care about my cool candy either. Dude, nodded and… he looked at me with I THINK was a grin “I agree, sister. It seems like this draconequus is much dumber than what we originally expected.”
>Their nods, moves, voice. Everything about these two… Anons, was so… I dunnu how to describe it, honestly. It felt like they were just dolls and not real foals.
“I offer you candy to go away and this is how you treat me? That’s just rude, dudes. I guess, Eris will have to…”

>Hold up! Starlight is tugging at my leg! And… she looked even more worried than before, heck, she was trembling so much that I bet she could make a great massaging toy.
“Hey, Motley, wassup? Can’t you see I’m about to spank these brats into oblivion?”
>“Well… Remember that I told you about a mastermind? You see… these two foals are the mastermind. I know you’re supposed to be all-powerful but trust me, it’s not a very good idea to try facing these kids.”
>Geez! That smile on their faces was so, soooo~ creepy! Like, no kidding, they looked more evil than the cult dudes.
>And of course, they replied with that totally not choreographed speech, and yes, the filly went first “You should use your brain and listen to your friend.”
>Then the colt, who nodded in a creepy way “I agree with what my sister said. You have no chance against us.”

>And finally the two of them creepily smiled again and talked at the same time “Because we are Anon. Owners of Harmony Inc. and all is subsidiaries.”
“Riiiight... y’know what? Why don’t you rest a lil’ bit more? I’m just gonna go ahead and teach these snotty-faces a lesooAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
>What the…? Why did I get my butt shocked again? Accord ain’t here, so there’s no reason for this to…
>And Starlight’s stupid smirk ain’t helping at all! “You can’t say I didn’t tell you. Ready to get out of here and get some help?”
“NO! I don’t need any help! Especially against two foals! Just sit and watch how I get back in the game on my own! Promise you it won’t more than a… take… hey!  What are those snotty-faces holding?”
>It kinda looked like a control remote. Just bigger, thicker and with just a giant red button. Oh, cool! There’s cable here!
>Don’t be stupid, Eris! Look harder! The remote had the frickin’ elements of harmony encrusted all over it!
>Oh yeah! Tee-hee! Guess I wasn’t paying much attention, huh?

>Shut up! I told you I ain’t in the mood right now!
“A’ight! I have many questions for you two! But guess all of them can be summed up on this… HOW DID YOU GET THE ELEMENTS?!”
>“Why dae ye act sae surprised, ma dear Eris? A already went intae great detail aboot this subject.” Oh, no! I wasted too much time! Accord was already here! And was sitting at the big chair, with his lame legs crossed on top of the desk.
>Hah! Now you regret not listening to me! I told ya this could happen, numb-nuts! Gotta say tho. Accord doesn’t look like he does a bad job at being a dad. He even hugged the kids and put both on his lap!
>Hush and look. The filly is looking quite peeved at Accord. “Father, we told you that the ugly lady was not reliable. You decided to not listen and now you have been hurt.”
>Really? ‘Cuz to me, she has the same boring look on her face.

>You only said that ‘cuz you don’t know how to read between lines. Look at the colt, he may look stoic on the surface, but he can’t
fool me, I know he’s as angry as the filly “My sister is right, father. We did warn you about how unpredictable the dumb draconequus was.”
>Maybe? I dunno about the brats, but Accord is losing his cool. Like, look at him, he pulled his shirt collar and gulped. That ain’t never good in cartoons.
>I mean, I’d say that it has more to do with those two climbing to Accord’s shoulders and talking him down at the same time “Why did you ignore our suggestions, father? Why did you forget about why our company exists?”
>Gotta give it to Accord tho. I really liked how he used his cane to pull both foals off of his shoulders and went back to his business posture “I’m sorry, lads. It wasn’t ma intention tae make ye angry. A juist wae followit ma guts but A can assure ye, it won’t happen again.”

>Yeah, the problem is that those brats were looking on my way now. “Yes, father, that’s right. This mistake won’t happen again, because the ugly lady will be dealt with now.” Gosh, I hate the filly!
>Yeah? Well, I hate the boot-licking colt even more! “I agree with my sister, father. The dumb draconequus is an unnecessary risk for our company. We cannot allow that to continue.”
>“Listen to what we tell you this time, father. Use the elements of harmony on Eris. Erase all chaos from her and eliminate any factor that can harm our company.”
>Did you see that?! You were right, Eris! Those brats are frickin’ wicked! Just look at their faces and how they just talked… and…
>Shut up! I think we’re in trouble.
>Oh, yeah? And what makes you think that?

>Duh! Just look at how Accord put a more serious pose, dude! He had his pawn and talons on the desk and was leaning forward with a super creepy grin “A speir ye tae no get ower impatient, lads. Thare are a couple o’ points thon A must discuss wi the dear Eris before getting’ ower harmonious on her”
>Phew! I thought he was gonna fire my butt! I mean, he totally looked like he was about to do it. Guess we’re safe, huh?
>SAFE?! Dude, didn’t you listen to what Accord just said?!”
>Not really. Why?
>Ugh! Never mind! Just get the chaos goin’! ‘cuz we’re about to kick some butt!
“Motley, we got a change of plans. You take care of the brats while I knock the lights outta this dude! Don’t be scared of getting rough either! Those kids need a… lesson? Uh, Motley?”

>“HMMMPH!” Aw, shucks! Accord had already strapped up Starlight back in that weird chair. Cool detail of strapping the chair to the wall like a hunting trophy tho.
>To be honest, I should’ve seen this one coming. That’s what villains usually do.
“Guess we ain’t having a fair fight, huh?”
>“Oh na, ye are gettin it wrong, ma dear. We are no havin a ficht at aw, or did ye forget thon part aboot our conversation ower? Physical fichts are no order an’ without order thare can’t be harmony, an without harmony, then Harmony Inc. cannot exist.”
“Uh-Huh… well, sucks for you, dude. ‘Cuz I ain’t gonna hold back THIS! Lighting fast punch! Do your maaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>That shock… it was worse than before. Hnng! It doesn’t matter! ‘Cuz I can always try again!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU SUCK AAAAAAAARGH! DUDE!”

>Guess a direct attack ain’t gonna work, huh? Not like I can do anything else either. These last two shocks… ouch… they kinda drained me out.
>Come on, Eris! You gotta get back on your legs and fight!
>Argh! I can’t dude! The spirit is there but the body ain’t responding! Well… except for like, my cute pawn, but… I don’t think I can cast anything too powerful.
“Ouch… Ouch… Guess… argh… you ain’t gonna let us walk away and forget about this, right?”
>“O’ course, no!” He hit me with his cane… how dare he?! I will… just stay here… I can’t do anything else.
>Accord knows he has got me. I can just tell by how he smugly tipped his hat with his cane and patted the brats “Ye may be chaotic an reckless, but ye still represent a potentially important asset for Harmony Inc. Sae whit i’m gaun'ae dae is restrain ye an use the elements tae make yer mind an’ body more receptive tae order an harmony.”
“W-what? No, seriously, what? Okay! I know I’m the coolest thing you’ve ever seen and all but… Why? Why do you want me to take this stupid job so bad? I just don’t get it!”

>“Did you hear that, brother?” Oh, dude! You’ve got no idea how much I wanted to blow up that stupid filly “The ugly lady still can’t use her brain.”
>“Yes, sister” Not much as how I wanted to set the colt’s flank on fire “But it’s nothing that we didn’t leave out of our calculations. We knew that the draconequus is as dumb as powerful.”
>“But the numbers never lie.” Okay, at least we can agree that the talking at the same time was getting annoying “We need your power to expand our company into this dimension. Without them, then we will be left with a strategic disadvantage.”
“Dude, I give up. I seriously can’t understand anything you say.”
>“A will explain it tae ye, ma dear.” And Accord extending his talons to caress my chin has to be the creepiest thing yet “For the most part, our worlds have the exact same number o’ powerful assets. We both have a Celestia, a Luna, a Cadence, an experiencit draconequus. Whit we don’t have is, well, ye. Without an Eris o’ our own, I’m afraid thon Harmony Inc. stands at an objective disadvantage against Equestria.”

>I may not be able to move most of my sexy body, but I still can slap away Accord’s disgusting talons! Which is exactly what I did!
“Hey! Hold up, there mister! Didn’t you say that you can just use the elements for your lame conquest?”
>“Ay, indeit A did, an’ ma statement still holds true” Hnng! He grabbed my chin even harder! “We want ye no because ye represent a risk factor thon can stop our tak ower. We want ye because Harmony Inc. doesn’t own an Eris. We simply cannot allow tae have less assets than the soon-to-be subsidiary.”
>“Father, keep in mind your previous mistake and don’t get overconfident this time. Remember that the company’s future depends on this operation.”
>“Father, listen to my sister. Our company must expand no matter the cost. If you have to use all the power that the elements have currently stored in them to hire Eris as our employee, then do it.”
>“Father, listen to us. It doesn’t matter that the elements will take more time to recharge. Even if the rulers of this chaotic land come here, it will be too late for them to stop our harmonious buyout.”

>“A already know thon, ma lads. Is no like A wis plannin tae hold back wi our dear Eris, especially after thon little surprise she gave tae me. Now, whit dae ye say gin we teach the lassie awthing aboot order an’ harmony as a family? After aw, thare is nopony wha knows harmony better than we dae.”
>Accord and the brats joyfully hopped out of the chair. The remote with the elements was shining like crazy and I could already feel a horrible, horrible pain just by staring at that thing.
>Accord and the Anons didn’t even need to lift a hoof to kick my butt while I was at full power. What could I ever do when I was almost outta magic?

>Nothing, that’s it. Only close my eyes and embrace for the impact. Goodbye, Eris. Guess we’re destined to always be losers with dead-end jobs, right?
>Seems like it, but whatever those elements makes me end up as, I want you to know, it was a fun ride.
>The best ride ever and we’re ending it with a bang.
>This is gonna hurt a lot, isn’t?
>Yep! No doubt about that!
>Oh… crap.
>*BOOOM*
>Eris… that explosion… it wasn’t from the elements, right?
>Of course not! We would be a bureaucrat by now if it was! Besides, look!
>Then… what caused that explosion?
>Are you blind?! It was Starlight! She broke herself free and shot another laser! D’aww! She even jumped in front of me! She really cares!

>Oh, and look! She even had that heroic look on her! Oh man, I bet she’s gonna start kicking all sorts of…!
>“Eris! I don’t care if you are my friend. I swear that I will use my remaining magic to make you bald if you don’t get us out of here!”
“Come on, Motley… don’t…. don’t be like that… I can still…”
>“No, you can’t! Stop being so stupidly stubborn for once and THINK! For Celestia’s sake! Accord beat us without any effort! We MUST get help and now!”

>So now I had to run away like a coward, huh? AAAAAAH! I HATE THIS! This was supposed to be easy, dude! But…
>Starlight ain’t wrong, dang it! I got my butt kicked in fifty different ways and I couldn’t even raise a talon to defend myself.
>But who am I supposed to go to? Those stupid elements would just turn my old man into stone and Accord already showed that Luna and Celestia ain’t a match for their power either.

>Accord and his brats are just too good at using the elements, and is not like there’s somepony else in Equestria who can use harmony better than… wait, gotta crash that train of thought.
>Seriously! What the heck was I thinking? Of course there’s a pony who can outdo these jerks at their own game! It’s his frickin’ talent!
>I just hope I have enough juice to do the travel.
“Motley… a’ight, if you want us to get help, then we’re gonna do just that, so buckle up, girl! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!”