Who is Q? - Part 3

1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
My tongue.

 2.Where was your profile picture taken?
You mean this? http://i.imgur.com/mIxgyHv.jpg It was taken in the secret underground base located under the women's room.

 3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
Nah, only Vuvuzela Hero.

 4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
That's not a question! Regardless, Vladimir Putin made me laugh today.

 5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
I stayed up until 1:30 in the morning to write down answers for a dumb questionnaire like this. True story!

 6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yeah, it's not healthy to sit around in a chair all day.

 7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Well, there was this one incident involving mistletoe and some firecrackers, but I don't want to talk about it.

 8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
None of them, really. I like to keep my enemies closer.

 9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
If you can be a friend of Q, then X's can certainly be friends as well.

 10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Sure, we hear about Dr. Pepper all the time, but have we ever seen Dr Pepper? Do we even know if Dr Pepper is a man or a woman?

What's the doctorate in, anyway? This is all very suspicious, if you ask me.

 11. When was the last time you cried really really hard?
When I invented onion flavored eyedrops.

 12. Who took your profile picture?
If I told you, I would have to kill you.

 13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Nicéphore Niépce. It's been a while.

 14. Was yesterday better than today?
Only in certain timezones.

 15. Can you live a day without TV?
I'm afraid not. I have to take my TV through an IV.

 16. Are you upset about anything?
No, I'm not upset. I am entirely insulted at this question. What are you, an idiot? Leave me alone!

 17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Only if you hit the Jackpot. Jack is quite a guy...

 18. Are you a bad influence?
Only on bad people.

 19. Night out or night in?
The directions say "for external use only," but I'm not good with directions.

 20. What items could you not go without during the day?
My combination .45 Magnum Pez Dispenser and... Well, that's it, really.

 21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Myself. I was very rude, though, so I didn't stay for long.

 22. What does the last text message in your in box say?
"u is an female and i like to touch you up so send sum pic of u for me no"

 23. How do you feel about your life right now?
It feels like pudding.

 24. Do you hate anyone?
Only Alex Jones.

 25. If we were to look in your Facebook in box, what would we find?
My true love.

 26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Nope. I can't even spell anesthetic!

 27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
My math test called me perfect once. It was flattering, but we just stayed friends.

 28. What song is stuck in your head?
Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz.

 29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Santa Claus.

 30. Wanna have grandkids by the time you're 50?
I'm already a grandparent.

 31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
The laundry. I'm a regular person too, you know.

 32. Do you think too much or too little?
It depends on who we're talking about and whether or not shirts are involved.

 33. Do you smile a lot?
:J