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One-Shot: The Mayor's Aide

Jun 18th, 2012
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  1. >It was time to do your solemn duty.
  2. >'Don't shoot the messenger!' You would say jokingly.
  3. >You know full well she wouldn't hold back.
  4. >Being the Mayor's Aide is...trying...at times.
  5. >Like now.
  6. >But more often than not, it's just fetching stuff.
  7. >Ever since you arrived in Equestria, the mayor of the town you live in wanted to keep your close.
  8. >So here you are, walking towards her office with a stack of papers, waiting approval.
  9. >A varied amount of subjects, for sure.
  10. >The Apple family requests to cut down more of the Everfree for the orchard.
  11. >Rarity is buying claims in the quarries for gem hunting.
  12. >Maybe you tossed in a restraining order against Fluttershy, but that's aside the point.
  13. >What's most important lies at the very bottom.
  14. >Beneath all the standard law dribble...
  15. >You make it to her office.
  16. >Three knocks on the door, and a cheerful voice pops up on the other end.
  17. >"Yes yes, come in!"
  18. >Why were you so hesitant?
  19. >Oh, right, the document.
  20. >Swallowing your fear, you walk in the room.
  21.  
  22. >"Anon, good to see you!"
  23. >She's bright and cheerful as ever.
  24. "Hello Mayor Mare."
  25. >"Oh please Anon, just call me Mare."
  26. >So informal.
  27. "Alright Mare, I have a new stack of documents for you..."
  28. >Handing her the stack, she places it on her desk.
  29. >"Ugh, another set of legal documents? Let's get this over with.."
  30. >She picks up the first paper.
  31. >"Applejack requesting to cut down more Everfree! Absolutely not! The wildlife needs a place to stay too."
  32. >You nod in agreement. Absolutely right.
  33. >She stamps the paper with a deep red VOID stamp, and pushes it aside.
  34. >"Next...Rarity's gem expedition? Of course! It brings in such revenue for the town."
  35. >Right again. Mayor Mare knows her stuff when it comes to P0nyville.
  36. >Switching stamps, she marks this one with a vibrant green APPROVED.
  37. >She starts speeding through the other, more obvious requests.
  38. >Yes, more school funding.
  39. >No, cutting wages for sky-clearers.
  40. >The list goes on, and Mayor Mare handled it all with ease.
  41. >Impressive to say the least, you would have no idea where to begin with all this stuff.
  42. >"A restraining order on Fluttershy. Another one?"
  43. >So you aren't the first? Odd.
  44. >She approves it without a second glance.
  45. >Finally, she reaches the bottom of the stack.
  46. >You're sweating bullets as she picks it up to read.
  47. >"Ah, a res..."
  48. >Silence.
  49. "My, uh, resignation form."
  50.  
  51. >Before you can get out another word, she's slams the red stamp on the sheet.
  52. >Again.
  53. >And again.
  54. >And again.
  55. >Eventually, it's as if the paper was bleeding, the red ink dripping from it in such high quantities.
  56. >She looks up at you.
  57. >"How DARE you!"
  58. >Standing up from her mayoral seat, she stomp in front of you.
  59. >"You want to stop working here? After how nicely I've treated you?!"
  60. >You're way past backed up into the wall at this point.
  61. "Listen for a second..."
  62. >"No."
  63. >A stern look meets your eyes.
  64. >"I've made sure you working here was smooth and painless, I've given you good hours and good pay..."
  65. "I know, just-"
  66. >"I gave you extra breaks, easy assignments..."
  67. "Yes, and I-"
  68. >"You spent most of your time helping ME out..."
  69. >You say nothing, as you could swear tears are starting to form.
  70. >"And, I thought you ENJOYED working under me..."
  71. "I do, but..."
  72. >She doesn't interrupt this time.
  73. "...I have a few issues with your employee's policies."
  74.  
  75. >She seems shocked at this.
  76. >"How! I've made sure EVERYTHING was fair!"
  77. "You did a great job of it, but there's one thing that I've looked over, and it's a dealbreaker for me."
  78. >On the verge of crying, she looks at you.
  79. >"What is it, I can change it!"
  80. >With a sly grin, you hold up a copy of your Employee's handbook.
  81. "You see, it says in here that you aren't allowed to date fellow staff members..."
  82. >She's speechless.
  83. "And I had this dinner reservation tonight at 6, so I was hoping..."
  84. >Unable to finish your own sentence, you're interrupted by a swift smack to the forehead.
  85. >"You can have the rest of the day off. I expect you first thing in the morning tomorrow."
  86. >With that, she walks out of the room.
  87. >That was abrupt.
  88. >Is that a...yes? Or...
  89. >Confused as hell, you rub the forehead bump lightly.
  90. >It feels...wet.
  91. >Were you sweating that much?
  92. >You leave the office shortly after her, and head to the restroom to clean up.
  93. >Before you manage to put a towel to your face, you notice it.
  94. >In vibrant green ink.
  95. >'APPROVED'.
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