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You Are My Rock (WIP)

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  1. >You are Anon, a human living in Equestria.
  2. >And you've been appointed as Ponyville's Head of Self-Esteem
  3. >Mayor Mare tolerated you staying in the town, but only if you managed to be of some use to society while you were here.
  4. >At first, you thought you were going to get something shitty, like Town Window-Washer or Hoof-Polisher Second Class.
  5. >But all things considered, it's a pretty cushy gig.
  6. >You spend each day wandering the streets of Ponyville, searching for ponies who might seem a bit down and attempt to cheer them up.
  7. >Originally, you weren't sure what to think about it
  8. >It seemed kind of weird.
  9. >Affection was hard to show openly back on Earth, let alone to random strangers.
  10. >Over time, though, you got used to it.
  11. >Ponyville is a pretty harmonious place and the residents are very accepting.
  12. >And you found out, to your surprise, that you were good at it.
  13. >But it genuinely feels nice to be helping out around town in a meaningful way.
  14. >Sometimes the ponies you've helped in the past will stop and wave.
  15. >It's actually made you somewhat popular.
  16. >And it's certainly made getting to know ponies a lot easier.
  17. >You're armed with coupons for ice cream at Sugar Cube Corner, a few jokes and of course, your arms.
  18. >Your shift is just about up. Only fifteen more minutes until you clock out.
  19. >The sun is in the late stages of it's journey across the sky.
  20. >So you begin your final pass through the town, scanning the streets for any ponies in need.
  21. >You don't expect to find anything dire, everything feels like it's under control.
  22. >But as you pass through the rather-vacant middle of town, you notice a peculiar sight.
  23.  
  24.  
  25. >There's a mare hauling a large cart, which is absolutely overflowing with something.
  26. >Judging by the pace she's moving, you can tell it must be heavy.
  27. >You pick up your walking speed a bit and decide to investigate.
  28. >It doesn't take long to catch up with her.
  29. >Seriously, she's taking her time.
  30. >As you get closer, you get a look at her face.
  31. >She's a grey mare, with very straight purple mane.
  32. >The thing that immediately gets your attention though, is her expression.
  33. >She doesn't look very happy.
  34. >Her eyes look straight ahead with listless green eyes, focused purely on the road.
  35. >Her mouth is stretch into a tight, thin line.
  36. >Not exactly a frown, but certainly not a smile either.
  37. >You don't know if you've seen her in Ponyville before. Must be visiting.
  38. >Soon, you're walking right alongside her cart.
  39. >She still hasn't noticed you, even though your footsteps are pretty loud.
  40. >You take a peek into the cart, leaning over one of it's high walls to take a look at what she could possibly be transporting.
  41. >Upon closer inspection, you realize what she's carrying are…rocks.
  42. >Piles upon piles of rocks.
  43. >From small pebbles to pretty sizable boulders, the cart is nearly brimming with stones.
  44. >…that's kind of odd. She doesn't look like she's apart of the town's construction crew. Maybe she's a geologist?
  45. >Even then, that's a very heavy cart for one mare to be carrying.
  46. >You decide to stop and ask if she needs help.
  47. "Hey, hold up a sec!"
  48. >The mare keeps walking, undaunted, trudging along at the same sluggish pace.
  49. >Huh?
  50.  
  51. >Weird, did she just not hear you?
  52. >Maybe she's hard of hearing.
  53. >You remind yourself to be a little more understanding and call out again.
  54. "Excuse me, miss? Do you have a minute?"
  55. >Still nothing. Her speed doesn't change in the slightest.
  56. >Taking a more aggressive approach, you march forward, until you're alongside her.
  57. >You give her a friendly wave as you try to maintain a similar pace.
  58. "Hi there, I'm Anon."
  59. >But even then, she doesn't look at you.
  60. >She continues to trudge along, completely oblivious to the fact you're there.
  61. >You're beginning to feel invisible and maybe a little frustrated.
  62. >With relative ease, you get a few feet in front of her and turn around, planting your feed and standing in her way.
  63. >She keeps coming at you though, not stopping. You back up a few steps as she and the cart draw nearer, threatening to bowl you over.
  64. >At the last minute however, she stops, abruptly.
  65. >"Oh. Sorry. I didn't see you there."
  66. >Her voice is sort of flat and lifeless. Bored.
  67. >Maybe this pony could use your help.
  68. "Hey! I was trying to get your atten-"
  69. >She cuts you off mid-sentence.
  70. >"Could you please move? I need to get somewhere."
  71. >You feel a frown tug at your face.
  72. >This isn't going how you planned.
  73. >Reluctantly you take a step to the side, clearing the way.
  74.  
  75. >You fall into step next to her again.
  76. >Although it's actually hard to match her pace.
  77. >Not that you can't keep up.
  78. >On the contrary.
  79. >She's walking really, really slowly.
  80. >In fact you didn't think it was possible to walk this slowly.
  81. >You're pretty sure that Granny Smith would have lapped her around town by now.
  82. >But you press her for some info, thinking that might help ease you into the conversation.
  83. "What's your name? Mine is Anon."
  84. >She doesn't look at you, her eyes once again hypnotized by the road ahead, but she does answer you.
  85. >"Maud."
  86. "What brings you to Ponyville?"
  87. >"Business."
  88. "That's nice. Need any help?"
  89. >"No."
  90. >Her answers are all one word, never longer than absolutely necessary.
  91. >She's certainly not a conversationalist.
  92. >Maybe she's just had a long day.
  93. >It's not easy to be overly friendly when you're tired.
  94. >You continue, at least you've got her talking now.
  95. "Anyway, how are you today?"
  96. >"Fine."
  97. "Really? It doesn't look like it. You can tell me if you'd like."
  98. >"No. Thanks. I'm fine."
  99. >You stop in your tracks. You're not making any progress with this mare.
  100. >The cart passes you as you stand there, scratching your head, searching for a way you can keep her talking.
  101. >The rocks rumble and bounce in the cart as it hits a bump in the road.
  102. >Wait a minute. That's it!
  103. "Oh, are you a rock collector?"
  104. >The cart stops.
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