The Best Horse

Twiggles is balanced, quick turning, magically simple, and 50-50 weight distribution. Yes, I know she doesn't have a whole lot of muscle -- but nevertheless, she's always at the top of every magic horse shootout. I mean, who can fault you for hugging a Twiglet? Everyone is happy to see purple. I mean, look at her! She's the best!

She's the best!

She's Number One.

She's Number One.

She's always Number One.

She's the best!

She's the best magic horse!

She's the gleaming gold standard against all which all small magic horses must be measured. Celestia only raised one of them so she's unique. And that means special. And she's the best!

She's the best!

She's Number One!

You hug a Twiggle because you want the best and you DESERVE the best! Only the best will do!

[GROWING INCREASINGLY AGITATED]
Wooh, we- we're the best! She's the best magic horse!

You root for the Wonderbolts! You love the 'Colts! Number One!

Y-you get Sweet Apple Reserve! That's the best cider! That's the best cider! She is the best magic horse!

You put on "Dark Side" at every party. But I mean, really? Who's going to complain about Pink Fleur?

You make posts commemorating the Royal Guard. I mean, who would DARE downvote that?!

Baby photos! Baby photos! Lots of baby photos! Las Pegasus Jets! Royal Guard! Wonderbolts! BABY PHOTOS!!! Classic rock! Twilight Sparkle!

"My heart goes out to the victims of RRRRRGGGHGHGHGHGHG!!!"

THE BEST!!!