Do you want to play with my balls?

Hey Louie, do you want to play with my balls?
Sure Chuck! I can hold your ball sack so it won't drag on the ground.
Wow! Your balls are so big. I can't even fit them in my mouth!
My mom's always yelling, "Louie! Get those balls out of your mouth before you choke!".
You know that mean girl Sally, she squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny.
Yeah well, when I play with Sally I always get blue balls.
Billy Johnson made Sally cry last week. Now that kid's got balls!
Not any more! Sally kicked his balls so hard that one of them popped
Look Louie, your dog is licking my balls.
Lets roll them on Sparkys fur. girls hate hairy balls.
If we show sally our hairballs she'll scream for sure.
Yeah, but.. I don't know. I kind of like sally. I just wish she'd play nice with my balls.
Yeah, me too.
Hi Sally, do you want to play with our balls?
Sure, but only if I can play with both of your balls at the same time!
The end!