Skittles Illuminati Conspiracy

Hello all, today I'm addressing the issue that Skittles are the sweets of the Illuminati! Have you ever thought about when you put two S' together, no? Well, it makes "SS", seems harmless right? Well, it isn't, SS is what the Nazis identified themselves as. Illuminati confirmed? 1945 confirmed? Sometimes, when you get the stale Skittles ever wonder why they are so stale? Have a look at two of them together and you'll see "SS" meaning they were made in 1945. This is because the Jews were asked to make them whilst they were at Auschwitz. I appreciate you reading this and I hope that you will boycott Skittles along with me, I don't want to eat the Illuminati anymore...
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