AlbatrossDialogue

<Tannhauser_Gay> TROSSIC CHANTRY SYRINX ACTIVE...
<Tannhauser_Gay> CHANTING...
<Tannhauser_Gay> Cah Caw!
<Tannhauser_Gay> Cah Caw!
<Tannhauser_Gay> Expredumb will be devoured like delicious sea bass.
<Tannhauser_Gay> MK is Mackerel.
<Tannhauser_Gay> Devoured whole, Expre.
<Tannhauser_Gay> Like Sea-bass.
<Tannhauser_Gay> I am Rutger Hauer.
<Tannhauser_Gay> And I speak for the Tross.
* Tannhauser_Gay is now known as Aphu-wani-dhallani
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> No, the wolf-knight.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Wolf-knight.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Get it right, Sea-bass: WOLF-KNIGHT
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> I speak for the bird.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> THE BIRD HAS MANY IMPLEMENTS
<Toesock> Who are you bird man?
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Rutger Hauer, Third Prelate of the Orichalic Flock.
<NordJitsu> So the Albatross was the orcs all alongs
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Orcs are foreigners.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> We devour them like blue-fins.
<NordJitsu> Ah...so dragons then I suppose
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> If you must.
<NordJitsu> So Tross, what's your connection to the Grey Beards?
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Feathers.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> The Grey-men stole their habits.
<NordJitsu> What was the morse code in the vid?
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> The Song of the Lord.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> You know him as...ah...Alkosh?
<NordJitsu> Alkosh is a bird?
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Yes.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> The Bird.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Some call me William.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Quails are an inferior breed.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Asphx kiri nosne mesene xephe!
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> You speak the Jjokki.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Weirdos.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Jjokki are the sword-man. They broke our home.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Into like, two pieces.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Mysteries, hatch-lings, are the what makes life worth
<Naryn> but aphu, weren't you were gone by the time yoku split?
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Hidden.
<Aphu-wani-dhallani> Not gone.
* Aphu-wani-dhallani is now known as RutgerHauer
<Arcanius> K wants erasure, not fucking around.
<RutgerHauer> Erasure? Of the Jjokki, certainly.
* RutgerHauer is now known as Trossic_WolfKnight
<Trossic_WolfKnight> Okay.
<Trossic_WolfKnight> WOLF KNIGHT
<NordJitsu> Email Albert_Ross. Ask about the IRC
<Trossic_WolfKnight> The Syrinx speaks to those willing to receive.
<Trossic_WolfKnight> I WELCOME YOUR EFFORTS
* Trossic_WolfKnight is now known as Hobo_withshotgun
<Hobo_withshotgun> I rest in tattered humility.
<Naryn> The Syrinx?  Your pipes?
<Hobo_withshotgun> Our.
<Hobo_withshotgun> Our pipes.
<Hobo_withshotgun> The Pipes of The Tross.
<Hobo_withshotgun> Yes, my son.
<NordJitsu> we will expose you
<NordJitsu> imposter
<Expredumb> If he is an imposter, I'd like him to reveal his real ID
<NordJitsu> me too
<Hobo_withshotgun> Though I suffer the jeers and javelins a thousand ephebes, I shall not strike back, even if they deserve my feathered justice.
<Naryn> 'sblood.  Do you think we are easier to be played on than a pipe?
<Expredumb> Suddenly, Hamlet
<Hobo_withshotgun> Always Hamlet.
<Hobo_withshotgun> Actually, Always Titus Andronicus.
* Hobo_withshotgun is now known as Vortigern
<Expredumb> guys
<Expredumb> Albert Ross responded
<Expredumb> http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/35/57/11355765_ori.jpg
<Vortigern> MY FACE
<Vortigern> MY SAVAGE FACE
<Vortigern> FOR ALL THE WORLD TO ADORE
<Vortigern> KISS IT
<Vortigern> KISS IT FOR THE FISH-FLESH SACRAMENT
[he gets killed]
* Vortigern is now known as expires
* expires is now known as Deadite_WolfKnight
* Deadite_WolfKnight does a Jesus Classic.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I LIVE
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Fuck, my neck!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ My Neck!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> It's bent!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> My neck is literally bent!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I am not the Holy One.
<Arcanius> Deadite_Wolfknight
<Arcanius> https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/Vcpi8XedMYnGxeWxozUcGtCqI55KMmq0NTax8Ywd965-vy-OXXi0WCUSzpanwrnD2W1Zjp0-Qx5IZ0oan1L7pTBp1YxCDVDsAxbHIakbe1h6j7xe3_7iLpQB
<Arcanius> Who is that?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The Righteous Claw.
<Arcanius> His function?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Slays the Sea-Bass at the Sun-Climb-Time.
<Arcanius> Purpose of said function?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> A message.
<Expredumb> So who is the Sea-Bass?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> You know him as...Lyg?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Anyway, He slays the Sea-Bass as divine message, the transportation of certain sigils...letters...
<NordJitsu> But how does Lyg tie in?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Sea-Bass, is food, naturally.
[a bunch of wrong guess]
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Foolishness! Never mind these...incidences, the point is that the Righteous Claw uses the Sea-Bass as a message.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The sigils are what counts.
<NordJitsu> Did you have to kill the messanger?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> You tell me.
<Expredumb> Deadite, any signifigance in Talon wearing a Graybeard hood?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> You mean the Talon is wearing a Talon hood.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I told you, those loudbeards stole them.
* Deadite_WolfKnight finds a prize.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> It's a whistle!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Delicious!
<Expredumb> So we know this guy is Albert_Ross
<Expredumb> but who is he?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> SEA-BASS
<NordJitsu> I don't understand what you're talking about
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Look at what is written on the bloody Sea-Bass!
[in response to NordJitsu leaving]
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Sleep well, hatchling.
<Expredumb> Deadite_Wolfknight
<Expredumb> is behind Albert_Ross
<Deadite_WolfKnight> No, sophist!
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Ross is the Living Prophet.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I am his apostle.
<Lorgar> If there's a lnk in a picture, then I'm pretty sure he is
<Expredumb> MK isn't the only one who knows how to hide links in pictures
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Why the love of Mackerel? It is a most inferior fish.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> watch: Vehk Equals 10 Yoodt 9 Double Yoodt geth Zyr Geth Seht double yoodt koht
<Arcanius> I watched and didn't learn, Deadite.
<Arcanius> Is it not the aim of a disciple to teach the way of his Master?
<Arcanius> Why then do you speak to us in riddles?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Because you are not ready to know.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The riddle tests you.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Insures that your wings are strong.
<Arcanius> We must have strong enough wings to fly where?
<Arcanius> Home?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> To give the naked truth now, you would simply plummet like a featherless hatchling.
<Naryn> wolfknight, the video's unavailable
<Deadite_WolfKnight> In your Eyrie, doubtless.
<Naryn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10u9WgZGSwk
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The tiger-shark is irrelevant at this bardo.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I just like that video.
<Naryn> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardo
<Naryn> So, deadite, who has died?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> I did.
<Naryn> And when are you to be properly reborn?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Dunno.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The Syrinx has not revealed this to me.
<Arcanius> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrinx_(bird_anatomy)
<Deadite_WolfKnight> The Syrinx is the Voice. It speaks for the Holy One.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> oʎʍuɯbo3ɯqɯ=ʌ¿ɥɔʇɐʍ/ɯoɔ˙ǝqnʇnoʎ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ
<Deadite_WolfKnight> He has taught me some of his art.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> But a whisper.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Sadly.
<Naryn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBm3oqMnWyo
<Naryn> Does the Albatross have a partner?  A mate?
<Arcanius> Another favorite vid, Deadite?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Indeed.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> A mate?
<Arcanius> Indeed.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Do not concern yourselves with such petty trivialities of our canon.
<Naryn> Deadite, you said you know but a whisper of the Syrinx' art.  What does that whisper entail?
<Deadite_WolfKnight> Speaking withershins.
<Deadite_WolfKnight> And right-sides down.
<Naryn> http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Withershins_(book)
<Deadite_WolfKnight> But alas, Lady-Hawke approaches. I must retire.