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  1. Hi – I’m just confirming that I’m the same guy (from below) responding to your ad from early this morning, October 9, 2015 looking for a black guy like me so you can suck my dick when you notice that my dick is hugely hard and I’m really horny. But you are setting your sights too low, for a sexy, sexy Latina cross-dresser who should simply be seeking to attract and retain the best manly man without any STD’s who is turned-on enough by you to put his dick in your sexy, sexy latina mouth on an exclusive basis unless he is entering a very serious relationship with a woman he’s interested in marrying for me to say for certain that I’m interested (For example, this is 100% free, right!?!?!?!)...
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  3. But as you can see from me posting a picture of one of your old ads (of the ONLY way I want you to dress for me behind closed doors), I really, really, really want what you've got...so I’m telling you point blank that I'd love for you to come over to my place (in East LA too) and spend the night in bed with me tonight IIF this is for free, and IIF you are really drug and disease free, AND (most importantly) IIIIIIF YOU ARE WILLING TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO ME AND ME ONLY...then we can spend the night talking in bed, and I would love for you to suck my dick as well (but only if you feel comfortable enough to swallow SO THAT I AM MARKING MY TERRITORY IN YOUR MOUTH and you feel it's in your own best interests after meeting me to completely stop letting men who aren't me talk to you!!!!!)…and I’ll put the ball back in your court…
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  9. On Thursday, November 13, 2014 11:12 PM, Testing Test <testingttst2110@yahoo.com> wrote:
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  12. Hey there cutie - I JUST now saw your ad on CL (amid hundreds of junk CD posts), but frankly I wasn't actually expecting to find an ad that I wanted to reply to...
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  14. ...That is until I saw your ad and your pictures; especially those last TWO pictures..showing off that nice ass of yours! Because I never, ever, ever thought I would see pictures on CL that would instantly make me so horny and make my dick huge with excitement (like it is now as I'm typing this) that I needed to rush a reply to catch you quickly because in the list of ads, it says this about the timing of your post:
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  16. Posted: Nov 8
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  18. but in the actual ad itself (you can check this so you see I'm not bullshitting you), it says this:
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  20. Posted: 10 days ago
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  22. And I became freaked out that I would spend a day or two writing a detailed reply like you are (rightly) asking guys to do, and then come back only to find your post expired, my email bounces, and you never repost.
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  24. Question: Are you asking yourself why I'm rushing this email to you, and risking looking like a desperate idiot to you, just to ask you to give me a chance to write lengthy reply because I'm too worried about fucking myself over if I wait a few days and discover that you'll never post on CL again (especially since you said you are looking for something that's NSA)????
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  26. Answer: First, because your pictures are making me soooo horny FOR YOU..like I'm horny for women..and secondly, because my initial thoughts from seeing your ad made me think to myself
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  28. "I want to be his discreet boyfriend on an ongoing basis, but if we click, then I'd want to be make it so NO man is touching him except for me, so I know I'm the ONLY one putting my dick into his mouth and into his butthole"
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  30. ...and those aren't thoughts I think about cross-dressers.
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  32. Because seeing you on all fours on that bed (the last pic) has me constantly thinking about NOTHING BUT...
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  34. Having you undo my pants for me...
  35. Slip a Magnum condom on my dick...
  36. Bend yourself over, put your face into the bed...
  37. Stick your ass in the air for me...
  38. And arch your back as much as you can (so your ass cheeks open naturally for me, begging for it)...
  39. So I can stick my huge and hard dick into your butthole...
  40. And keep my dick deep inside your butthole after I cum....
  41. Until you feel me get hard again, still inside your butthole the whole time we are together...
  42. So that after you have spent a few hours with me repeatedly getting huge inside of your butthole...
  43. Then fucking your ass again, and again, and again...
  44. While you're sitting on me, with my dick inside of your butt the entire time, totally stuffing you...
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  46. I want to fuck you like that so that when we aren't together, because I'm the guy who's getting the best sex your butthole ever given, you won't think of touching another man besides me...for as long as this ongoing NSA thing lasts...
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  48. But of course, if it's going on like that between us for a while AND you are still making me insanely horny whenever I put my dick into your mouth or into your butthole....then I would be A MORON to give you up, wouldn't I?
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  50. Wouldn't I???
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  52. Whew, writing all that about how I want to get together with you and have my dick in your asshole non-stop for hours, so that the inside of your asshole naturally fits around my dick...and is shaped ONLY for my dick...and my dick only has convinced me to stop wasting my time with CL and put the ball in your court to see whether you will:
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  54. A) reply and give me a chance to write you a REAL reply, or
  55. B) promise to repost your ad ASAP if your ad expires so I can reply in a few days
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  57. But before I finish this email answer this question for me in your reply (think about this before you waste your time replying):
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  59. Yes I want to be discreet (for a very long while). Yes I don't want anybody to know about us (yet). But what do you think about what I'm telling you here about me being so horny for you because I'm looking at these pics of your ass?????
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  61. Are you comfortable being with a guy who is a man, who cannot be described as "top/bottom/versatile/etc" (because I'm never, ever, going to touch your dick), but I'd be a man who's dick as hard as a telephone pole looking AT YOU and thinking about putting my dick inside of YOUR mouth and putting my dick inside of YOUR butthole? What if it turns out that, in a few years, I love putting my dick in you so much that I ask you to meet MY FUTURE WIFE/GIRLFRIEND and see what we can work out together to make it a permanent and long-term thing???? Which would certainly mean that you would have to eventually let people in yours and my life know that I'm putting my dick in your butthole and in your mouth...but (more importantly) it would mean that you would have to "settle down" with me knowing that I'm too attracted to you to give you up, but since I'm not gay, I'd want to "take you off the market," with the strict understanding that you know I'd be pissed-off if you even look at another man, even though you know know I'd still be having sex with you and my girlfriend/wife, BUT YOU WOULD ALSO KNOW that there'd be 10 million other women I'd never dream of giving you up for? Can you handle a man wanting you because looking at your body makes him really want to fuck you and not share you, even though you'd be sharing that man with a woman?
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  63. Please think about that before you respond...I agree that it would be NSA and discreet in the beginning, but if you are unwilling to commit to a guy for the long-term who is too attached to you as his "discreet girlfriend" to risk losing (meaning you never want your parents, siblings, and GIRLfriends to know that you are having sex with a man who's all about women...and all about you too), then I'm probably not the guy for you.
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  65. Again, not asking for a commitment now...but if my dick likes you as much in real life as he likes your pictures, then I WILL ask you to get rid of all men who aren't related to you, and eventually explore how we can make it a permanent "relationship"...but if you aren't looking for something that could potentially be loooooooooooooooooooong-term and public, then let me know that up-front.
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  67. Now, will you give me a runway so I can actually write a REAL email to you answering your questions please?
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