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  1. MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC CHAPTER 6
  2. DIAMOND TIARA GETS NEW JEWELRY
  3. OPEN THE GAME!
  4.  
  5. >Yesterday, you all agreed to search around town for soulstone shards when you could
  6. >Which, at this time, meant you, Pinkie, Rarity, and Spike
  7. >AJ is at the farm, working
  8. >Twilight is at a meeting with the Princesses, discussing the current issue at hand
  9. >You're pretty sure Rainbow Dash can't get off duty just to search for some rocks that 'might' be a threat to Equestria
  10. >At least, not without the princess' permission, which she couldn't give, thanks to heading straight for Canterlot the moment Celestia requested her
  11. >Starlight was out with Trixie (they're friends apparently)
  12. >And Fluttershy was out with Discord
  13. >You two didn't talk much when you first got here, on account of you blaming him for bringing you here
  14. >Your life was in the shit state it was in and he had the gall to fuck with you even more? Of course you'd be furious with him
  15. >But after a week of gifts and pranks and such, all his attempts to try and get close to you, he finally snapped back, yelling at you that he had nothing to do with your sudden arrival and that you shouldn't blame him for anything unless you had proof
  16. >You had none, naturally
  17. >After clearing your head, you apologized for being a dick to him
  18. >You made up and started hanging out once in a while
  19. >He's a pretty good DM and has lots of games (both PnP and electronic)
  20. >You certainly had a better time there than back on Earth ha-
  21. >No, don't think about it now
  22. >No point in dragging up old shit when you had work to do right?
  23. >You were currently outside in the market, Rarity using her gem-finding spell and scanning the area
  24. >And unfortunately getting nothing so far
  25. >...
  26. >How's Fluttershy doing?
  27. >Is she having fun?
  28. >Discord's a pretty cool dude when you get to know him personally, but are they really such a match?
  29. >Are...
  30. >Are they a thing?
  31. >But you wa-
  32. >STOP. WORK TIME.
  33. >PP -"'Sup Nonny?"
  34. >You jump at the sudden abundance of Pink in your face
  35. "Shit!"
  36. >PP -"WOAH!"
  37. >She catches you with BB as you're about to fall of the bench you were sitting on
  38. >BB -"Someone's out of it. What's up Nonny?"
  39. >PP -"Yeah, you were searching with us one second, the next, you sat down with looking all distracted n' such. What's on your mind, huh?"
  40. "Nothing..."
  41. >PP -"Come on Nonny, You can tell us! We're your friends."
  42. "Technically a friend and her Stand."
  43. >BB -"A Stand who hates seeing frowns! Now what's wrong buddy?"
  44. "I guess I was thinking about... Fluttershy."
  45. >PP -"Why? She's at home with Discord. What makes you think of her now?"
  46. BB -"I bet IIIIII know..."
  47. >BB zips right next to Pinkie and whispers something in her ear, causing Pinkie to hold a hoof to her mouth and gasp
  48. >Pinkie then slinks up to you and eyes you with a grin on her face
  49. >PP -"You like Fluttershy, don't you Nonny?"
  50. "A- Uh- Well- It's no- You see-"
  51. >BB -"Would you say you..."
  52. {"-CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOOOORE"}
  53. "Shouldn't we get back to work?"
  54. {"I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I STARTED FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOR"}
  55. >I mean, she HAS been getting pretty clo-
  56. >NOT NOW. POSSIBLY SAVING EQUESTRIA TIME
  57. {"ITS TIME TO BRING THIS SHIP INTO THE SHORE,
  58. AND THROOOW AWAY THE OARS FOREEEEVEEEERRR"}
  59. >You had to admit, there were some feelings stirring inside you right now
  60. >Maybe...
  61. >Maybe you do-
  62. >Sp -"-love Rarity."
  63. >You, Ponk and BB all swipe your heads in the direction of Spike, whose face is now redder and hotter than Hell itself
  64. >Sp -"No! Wait, that's not what I- Where's that music coming from?"
  65. >Pinkie remembers BB and stops the track
  66. >PP -"Don't worry Spike, we all knew that. Anyways, you were saying?"
  67. >Sp -"Rarity found one! Come on, let's go!"
  68. >Oh shit, here we go
  69. >You and Pinkie follow Spike...
  70. >...to a chorus of moans and groans all from around you
  71. >Right, BB can affect people like that
  72. >Anyone within earshot, apparently
  73. >Finally you all find Rarity in a sweet shop owned by Bon Bon and Lyra
  74. >Unlike fandom interpretation, Lyra didn't seem at all interested in you
  75. >Though she WAS currently eyeing Bon Bon
  76. >While she was on top of her
  77. >As were quite a few of the patrons, on each other
  78. >How loud could BB get?
  79. >You were a block away from where you were before, so it had to be pretty loud
  80. >You spot Rarity in the corner
  81. >With a hoof between her legs
  82. >R -"Ooooooh S-"
  83. >Spike nudges her while trying not to look at her
  84. >R -"-S-SPIKE! W-WHY H-HELLO DARLING! AREYOUHEREWITHPINKIEANDANON?!YOUARE? WELLETSGETGOINGTHEN!"
  85. >Rarity gets up with a large blush on her face and gets her gem-finding spell going again, rubbing her wet hoof on herself and putting on an awkward smile and laugh in an attempt to save face
  86. >Goddamn Pinkie could do some real damage with some metal
  87. >Not like she had i-
  88. >Who were you kidding?
  89. >She had REO Speedwagon and The Sweet on BB, who's to say she didn't have, like, Slayer or GWAR or Dethklok or something like that?
  90. >You'd have to ask Pinkie about that later
  91. >Right now, Rarity was already out the store, and you were being dragged along by BB
  92. >R -"THERE!"
  93. >Rarity points to a young filly walking with her father
  94. >Light pink coat, light purple and grey mane-
  95. >A tiara on her head
  96. >Ooooh goody
  97. >"So is my little princess ready for school tomorrow?"
  98. >"Do I HAVE to go daddy?"
  99. >"I can't just let you stay home because you want to. You only got to stay because of your fever this morning."
  100. >"Daaaadyyyy!"
  101. >R -"Excuse me, Mr Rich?"
  102. >Filthy Rich's head jolts up, and he turns it towards Rarity
  103. >FR -"Rarity! Darling, how are you?"
  104. >R -"Oh, I'm fine dear. I just wanted to ask you, have you happened to come across any... purple gems while walking around?"
  105. >FR -"No, I haven't. My little princess here, however, DID find one walking around two nights ago."
  106. >So when they were first spread across Equestria?
  107. >FR -"She asked to go out for a walk to clear her head, so I sent her outside with an escort. Next thing you know, her escort comes bursting in with her on his back, unconcious with a gem stuck im her hoof!"
  108. >R -"Well, that's... quite the interesting story! But, you see-"
  109. >FR -"Then she fell ill, and hadn't woken up until this morning! And I accidentally cut myself inspecting it while she was asleep, and I myself caught something too! What kind of gem does that?"
  110. >R -"Well, you see, I need that kind of gem!"
  111. >FR -"Well, I would give it to you, but Diamond Tiara asked that she keep it and make it into an earring, and you know I can't say no to a-"
  112. >R -"Look, I understand why she might want it, but I need it. It's-"
  113. >Don't reveal everything now Rarity
  114. >R -"-the perfect gem I need for a dress I'm making for Princess Luna! She requested one for the Grand Galloping Gala, and you know I can't say no to royalty!"
  115. >FR -"Well, I suppose I could-"
  116. >DT -"I don't wanna give it."
  117. >Filthy Rich glances to his daughter, who gives him a frown
  118. >FR -"Diamond, I understand you don't want to, but it's for the princess."
  119. >DT -"I don't care what the princess wants. I like this new gem! I wanna keep it!"
  120. >FR -"Diamond please, this is-"
  121. >R -"Look, I know how beautiful they are. That's why I wanted them for the dress! I'll even mention you to the princess, say you had a hoof in making it yourself. Quite the deal, no?"
  122. >Diamond ponders this for a second
  123. >DT -"You know what?"
  124. >She brings a bell to her mouth and rings it
  125. >The dingalinging you were expecting is instead replaced by a sort of... gong-like effect
  126. >Then you hear music flow from BB's speakers >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q
  127. "Uh, BB, this isn't the time for that."
  128. >BB -"I can't control it! I don't know why this is happening now!"
  129. >Truth be told you had no idea either
  130. >As soon as the bass drum kicks in, the earth beneath your feet begins to shake
  131. >Cracks form in the ground in front of Diamond Tiara, and from them emerge three stallions, all a deep red, in dress suits with earpieces and sunglasses, and each dwarfing Big Mac in size
  132. >One of them turns and addresses Diamond directly
  133. >HB -"「HELL'S BELLS」reporting for duty. What seems to be the problem madam?"
  134. >DT -"That lady over there is trying to take a gem of mine."
  135. >HB -"Is that so?"
  136. >The one talking to Diamond now walks over to Rarity, who still can't see Stands, so is somewhat confused when a bodyless voice seems to speak to her
  137. >HB -"Madam we're gonna have to ask you to stop harassing Ms. Tiara."
  138. >R -"I understand that, but this gem is-"
  139. >All three Hell's Bells begin walking towards Rarity, stern looks on their faces
  140. >You're pretty sure they're not bound to anything, so you're basically useless...
  141. >...Unless you hit them with your Stand
  142. >Not the best idea, but it's all you have at the moment
  143. >You begin spinning Saturns Children to max speed, ready to strike
  144. >HB -"And I said Ms. Tiara doesn't want you harassing her. Is there a probl-"
  145. >The talking Hell's Bells is unable to finish as Saturns Children flies at it with the speed of a soccer ball straight to its face, knocking it down
  146. >Unknowingly, a small drop of blood slowly slides down and out of DT's nose
  147. >Hell's Bells all turn towards you, and the one that was knocked down gets back up, an evil grin on its face
  148. >HB -"Permission to engage the human, miss?"
  149. >DT -"Permission granted."
  150. >HB -"ALRIGHT BOYS, YOU HEARD THE LADY!"
  151. >OHSHIT
  152. >All three come charging in, and you put your hands in front of you, ready for the ass whooping-
  153. >HB -"WHOOOOOAAAAAA-" *SMASH*
  154. >"MY CABBAGES!"
  155. >-that never comes
  156. >Opening your eyes, you see all three Hell's Bells are knocked down and your Saturns Children...
  157. >Are farther away from each other?
  158. >You don't think you've ever tried changing their orbit
  159. >But you're glad you found out you could
  160. >Hell's Bells all get up
  161. >HB -"*chuckles* Oh, this is gonna be fun."
  162. >All three Hell's Bells come charging again, this time in a pincer movement
  163. >You don't have time to widen Saturns Children, so instead you opt to bring it in and defend your front, getting ready to dodge the other two somehow
  164. >As they all approach, ready to strike, the first one slows down and readies a hoof, letting his compatriots instead push you into your Stand, propelling you
  165. >Well, look who's the idiot now
  166. >You brace yourself, ready for the oncoming punch-
  167. >Instead hearing an audible smack as BB comes in and throws a punch straight into HB#1, catching you on its body
  168. >Shit, right, Pinkie's here too
  169. >Guess she must've turned off the music
  170. >You both are knocked a good few feet, into the cabbage cart that the HBs already destroyed
  171. >You both struggle to get up as the HBs loom over you, about to lay the smackdown, when-
  172. >"ALL OF YOU STOP THIS INSTANT!"
  173. >A voice filled with authority rings through the air, and you all stop
  174. >As in you literally can't move no matter how hard you try
  175. >BB's speakers start up again
  176. >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss
  177. >"STOP THAT MUSIC AT ONCE!"
  178. >BB -"sorry."
  179. >BB pauses the music
  180. >Is that Filthy Rich talking?
  181. >FR -"DIAMOND TIARA, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO THESE NICE PONIES AND THE HUMAN AND THEN GIVE RARITY THAT GEM! ARE WE CLEAR?!"
  182. >DT -"Crystal, daddy."
  183. >She walks over to Rarity with glazed eyes and brings the gem out from her saddlebag, dropping it at Rarity's hooves
  184. >DT -"I'm sorry, Miss Rarity."
  185. >Diamond walks over to you and Pinkie
  186. >DT -"I'm sorry Ms. Pinkie and Mr. Anon."
  187. "Could you help us up? We're kind of... stuck like this."
  188. >FR -"Right. DIAMOND, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR STALLIONS HELP THE HUMAN AND PINKIE UP AND THEN WITHDRAW THEM, UNDERSTOOD?"
  189. >DT -"You heard him."
  190. >HBs all look at each other in confusion, then just shrug before helping you and Pinkie up
  191. >Afterwards, they open up a hole in the ground and enter it
  192. >Filthy Rich walks by and forces the young filly onto his back
  193. >FR -"I apologize for my daughter, I didn't mean for this to happen. I hope you can find it in yourself to forgive her."
  194. "Yeah, it's fine."
  195. >FR -"And YOU, young lady, are going to get a serious talking to when we get home, do you understand me?!"
  196. >DT -"But daaadyy-"
  197. >FR -"Don't you 'but daddy' ME, missy! What you did today was unacceptable! You're grounded for the whole school week!"
  198. >Filthy Rich's anger and DT's pleas are drowned out as the populace around you get back to their normal lives
  199. >Shit, when did this crowd gather?
  200. >Nonetheless, you got a Soulstone piece
  201. >So that's good
  202.  
  203. http://pastebin.com/xUa18LxR <=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====
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