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- [21:40:39] * YashaGrave is having a grand ol' time in Domino City, later in the evening! The only rule of her grounding her sisters have been able to enforce is no D-Wheeling, so she's walking down the streets with no realm aim or goal in mind, other than to hopefully stumble onto some kind of interdimensional war. As if such a thing existed.
- [21:46:16] * ShiningSylvia stares at Yasha through the unblinking eyes of an elaborate robosuit.
- [21:48:22] * YashaGrave skids to a stop in her tracks, her keen senses aware of someone staring at her! Or more accurately, her keen senses aware that there's some kind of elaborate robosuit nearby and that's super cool. She spins around until she finally has it in her view, and her eyes almost literally light up.
- [21:48:24] <YashaGrave> YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- [21:50:17] * ShiningSylvia briefly screams before saluting in response.
- [21:50:31] <ShiningSylvia> H-hi, I mean... *serious voice* Greetings, citizen!
- [21:51:18] <YashaGrave> Whoah, what a cool robot-like response!!!
- [21:52:11] <YashaGrave> Who or what are you? Are you one of those motorcycle robots my sister's been building? Is she building AI robocop motorcycles to patrol the streets?!?!?! YOOOO WHY WOULDN'T SHE TELL ME THAT THAT'S THE HYPEST THING
- [21:54:01] <ShiningSylvia> N-no, young miss! I'm just your everyday hero looking out for... criminals. Yes.
- [21:54:31] * ShiningSylvia salutes again before muttering "Wait, no, I already did that, crap." What was her plan again? This seems really off track already.
- [21:55:09] <YashaGrave> Oh! Sweet!! That's cool!!!
- [21:57:29] * YashaGrave stands there, just staring at the robosuit before her, then her eyes seem to light up even more and you can almost see the lightbulb that just appeared above her head, before she points dramatically.
- [21:57:44] <YashaGrave> Hey wait!!! How do I know you're a hero?! I've never seen any cool robocops like you around here before!!!
- [22:01:10] <ShiningSylvia> Um... I'm part of a new squad from.... the school year that just started... uh... Actually, it's top secret, b-but you can trust me! Look!
- [22:01:13] * ShiningSylvia poses, making a peace sign with her left hand.
- [22:01:38] <YashaGrave> That's a pretty compelling argument!
- [22:02:37] <YashaGrave> But!!! I don't know if I can trust it just 'cause of that!!!! We've had lots of villains show up that seemed like heroes at first!!!!!
- [22:03:27] * YashaGrave reaches for her hip and opens a pouch on it, flinging her solid-vision duel disk out of it and into the air, holding her arm out so it lands on it, the blade erupting out of it as it activates.
- [22:04:09] <YashaGrave> So I challenge you to a duel! Prove that you're a REAL cool robocop and not a fake evil robocop!!
- [22:08:37] <ShiningSylvia> Oh! Uh... V-very well, citizen! It is my duty as a hero to p-prove my lo... loyalty to justice. And stuff. Yes.
- [22:08:42] * ShiningSylvia extends out her arm, opening a panel on it that forms into a duel disk.
- [22:09:56] <YashaGrave> DUEL!! (8000 LP) I'll go first! 'cause it's the first turn of the duel, I don't draw a card!
- [22:10:22] <YashaGrave> I set two cards and one monster, and I end my turn! It's your go, robocop!!
- [22:21:12] <ShiningSylvia> Very well, it's the duty of all robocops to go second anyway, yeah! (8000 LP)
- [22:21:17] <ShiningSylvia> I play Polymerization and send Elemental Heroes Lady Heat and Woodsman from my hand to the graveyard to fusion summon Elemental Hero Nova Master (2600/2100)
- [22:21:41] <YashaGrave> HMMMMMM. A hero deck!?
- [22:21:48] <YashaGrave> That's pretty heroic! But it's also TOO heroic.
- [22:21:53] <YashaGrave> I've got my eyes on you, robocop!!!!
- [22:22:56] * ShiningSylvia yelps in response.
- [22:23:46] <ShiningSylvia> S-silly girl, there's no such thing as too much heroism! Nova Master, show her through your flames of justice! Attack her face down monster!
- [22:25:56] <YashaGrave> Reverse card, open! I activate the continuous trap card, Yang Zing Creation!! Once per turn, if monsters I control are destroyed, I can special summon one Yang Zing monster from my deck!! But I can't special summon anythhing from my extra deck except for Synchro Monsters, which is fine, 'cause those are the best!!!
- [22:30:17] * YashaGrave grins as she watches Nova Master chop her set card in half, Bixi, Water of the Yang Zing. "When a Yang Zing monster is destroyed, I can Special Summon another one from my deck! In Bixi's case, that monster is summoned in attack position! I special summon Suanni, Fire of the Yang Zing!!" (1900 ATK 4*) a lion-dragon emerges from the remains of Bixi, roaring. "And then with Yang Zing Creation's effect, I special summon the Tuner Monster, Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing!!!" A smaller black dragon appears, also roaring. (2000 DEF 2*)
- [22:39:07] <ShiningSylvia> Still, your monster was destroyed by Nova Master, allowing me to draw a card. I'll set it and end my turn.
- [22:39:28] <YashaGrave> DRAW!!!! Sorry, robocop, but just in cause you are a villain I'm not gonna hold back at all!!!
- [22:40:26] <YashaGrave> I summon Bi'an, Earth of the Yang Zing!! (1600 ATK 3*) *Yet another dragon appears, roaring.*
- [22:41:07] <YashaGrave> Now! I TUNE MY LEVEL FOUR SUANNI, MY LEVEL THREE BI'AN AND MY LEVEL TWO JIAOTU!!!
- [22:43:04] * YashaGrave makes several grand gestures and movements as Jiaotu rises into the air and explodes into two green rings, Suanni and Bi'an flying inbetween them and exploding into seven stars that start to form the constellation of a far bigger dragon. "Fire of the heavens and Earth of the heavens, let the Darkness between the stars guide you to a new form! SYNCHRO SUMMON!!!! (2+4+3=9) DESCEND! CHAOFENG, PHANTOM OF THE YANG ZING!!!!!!!!!!!"
- [22:44:19] * YashaGrave crosses her arms and grins widely as the stars explode between the two rings, a massive multi-colored, multi-winged wyrm emerging from the light, roaring as it stares down at Nova Master. (2800 ATK 9*)
- [22:45:02] <YashaGrave> When Suanni is used as Synchro Material, the monster that's summoned gains 500 attack! And when Bi'an is used, the monster that's summoned cannot be destroyed by battle!!!
- [22:45:45] <YashaGrave> FURTHERMORE! While Chaofeng is on the field, you can't activate the effects of monsters that have the attributes of the monsters used to synchro summon it! So all of your Fire, Earth and Dark monsters don't have effects!!!!
- [22:46:05] <YashaGrave> (2800 -> 3300 ATK)
- [22:48:15] <YashaGrave> Now! BATTLE!! CHAOFENG, ATTACK NOVA MASTER! PHANTOM... uhhh... I should start writing these down I guess. Phantom Flame, sure!!!
- [22:48:49] <YashaGrave> *Chaofeng rears back and lets loose a massive gout of flame at Nova Master.*
- [22:55:51] * ShiningSylvia 's Nova Master is destroyed (7300 LP) Robocops don't cry, but this one probably is.
- [22:55:56] <ShiningSylvia> Buddy, no!!! ...You're spirit will live on through your team mates! Activate trap card, Hero Signal! I special summon Elemental Hero Ocean in defense mode.
- [22:56:15] <YashaGrave> Chaofeng's effect activates!
- [22:57:07] <YashaGrave> Once per turn, when monsters my opponent control are destroyed by battle or card effect, I can special summon one Wyrm-type monster from my deck that matches the attribute of one of the destroyed monsters, in defense mode!!! Nova Master is fire, so I summon Suanni from my deck!!! (0 DEF 4*)
- [22:57:18] <YashaGrave> Turn end!
- [22:57:54] <ShiningSylvia> Draw!
- [23:08:54] <ShiningSylvia> I play Miracle Fusion! I sacrifice Ocean from my field and Woodsman from my graveyard to fusion summon Elemental Hero Absolute Zero in defense position I play another monster face down from my hand and end my turn.
- [23:09:23] <YashaGrave> Draw!!
- [23:09:51] <YashaGrave> Not bad! Absolute Zero can be a pain!
- [23:09:54] <YashaGrave> For other decks!!!!
- [23:11:32] <YashaGrave> I activate the continuous spell card, Yang Zing Prana!!! This gains effects depending on the number of different attributed Yang Zings in my graveyard! I have four different attributes in my graveyard right now, so it has the following effects! All of my yang zings gain 500 attack! If Yang Zings I control would be destroyed by battle or card effect, I can destroy Yang Zing Prana instead! And finally, you can't set monsters an
- [23:11:32] <YashaGrave> ymore! And any face-up defense position monsters you control are changed to attack position!!!!
- [23:12:09] <YashaGrave> (Chaofeng: 3300 -> 3800 ATK) (Suanni: 1900 -> 2400 ATK)
- [23:12:48] <YashaGrave> I change Suanni to attack position! And summon Pulao, Wind of the Yang Zing! (0 -> 500 ATK 1*)
- [23:14:12] * YashaGrave cracks her knuckles. "BATTLE! Chaofeng, attack Absolute Zero!!!"
- [23:20:09] * ShiningSylvia 's Absolute Zero is destroyed (6000 LP)
- [23:20:15] <ShiningSylvia> My friend may be gone, but with his final icey breath, and his effect I guess, he destroys all your monsters!
- [23:21:00] <YashaGrave> Yup! And Chaofeng's effect to special summon another Wyrm from my deck doesn't go off!
- [23:21:36] <YashaGrave> BUT! His other effect does! I can add a Tuner monster from my deck to my hand! I add Chiwen, Light of the Yang Zing!
- [23:22:07] <YashaGrave> NOW! Suanni, Pulao, and Yang Zing Creation's effects all go off! I summon three Yang Zings from my deck!!!!!
- [23:25:06] <YashaGrave> Suanni's effect summons in defense position! I summon Taotie, Shadow of the Yang Zing in defense position! (0 DEF 5*) and then from Pulao's effect, another Taotie, in attack position!!! (2200 -> 2700 ATK 5*) and lastly! The Pendulum Monster, Zefraxi, Treasure of the Yang Zing!!! (1500 -> 2000 ATK 3*)
- [23:25:48] <YashaGrave> When Zefraxi is Pendulum Summoned or Special Summoned from the Main Deck, I can target one other Yang Zing I control, and treat it as a Tuner until the end of the turn! I target the defense position Taotie!
- [23:26:18] <YashaGrave> Now! I know what you're thinking. It's the Battle Phase, so I can't Synchro Summon, so what's the point of that? Well you're thinking wrong!!!!
- [23:26:59] <YashaGrave> Reverse card open! Yang Zing Unleashed! This continuous trap card makes all of my opponent's monsters attack if they are able to!
- [23:27:35] <YashaGrave> But it has another effect! During either player's Main or Battle phases, I can send it to the graveyard, and immediately preform a Synchro Summon using Yang Zing monsters I control! I activate that effect, sending it to the graveyard to tune my Taotie and Zefraxi!!!!
- [23:29:20] <YashaGrave> Treasure of the Heavens and the Shadows cast by the stars, join together to create a new light! SYNCHRO SUMMON! (5+3=8) Descend, lord of the heavens! BAXIA, BRIGHTNESS OF THE YANG ZING!!!! (2300 -> 2800 ATK 8*)
- [23:30:02] <YashaGrave> *Yet another massive Wyrm appears from the heavens, roaring and staring down at Sylvia's field.*
- [23:31:15] <YashaGrave> Baxia's effect! When Synchro Summoned, I can target cards on the field equal to the number of different attributes that the Wyrm-type Synchro Materials had, and shuffle them into the deck!
- [23:31:33] <YashaGrave> Or, well, up to that number, I guess! I target your face-down monster and shuffle it back into the deck! HEAVEN'S RADIANCE!!!
- [23:32:15] <YashaGrave> *Baxia roars, emitting a blinding light, and during that blinding light just kinda reaches down and plucks the card off of Sylvia's duel disk and puts it back in her deck. and pushes the shuffle button for her. What a good boy.*
- [23:32:51] <ShiningSylvia> D'awww
- [23:33:02] <YashaGrave> Taotie attacks you directly!! SHADOW STRIKE!
- [23:34:23] <ShiningSylvia> AAAAAAA NEVERMIND LESS CUTE (LP 3300)
- [23:34:49] <YashaGrave> Now Baxia attacks you directly!!! Uhhh...
- [23:34:55] <YashaGrave> Shoot I used the really cool name for the effect!!!!!!!!
- [23:35:07] <YashaGrave> Oh, wait! HEAVEN'S WRATH!!! Yeah, that's cool too!!!!!!!!!!!
- [23:37:24] <ShiningSylvia> (LP 500) Yeah, it is... crap... I mean, shoot! C-can't swear on the job!
- [23:37:49] <YashaGrave> Hmmmm. You're seeming less like a villain by the minute, Robocop!!! but I can't be sure just yet!
- [23:38:08] * ShiningSylvia does a peace sign again
- [23:38:15] <YashaGrave> Compelling argument!!!!!
- [23:38:25] <YashaGrave> You've got one turn left to use whatever kind of evil super-magic-technology card you've got hidden in your deck and beat me!!! Turn End!!!!
- [23:38:40] <ShiningSylvia> Draw!
- [23:38:45] * ShiningSylvia robot sweating
- [23:43:56] <ShiningSylvia> I play Twin Twister by sending Skyscrapper from my hand to my graveyard to destroy Yang Zing Creation and Yang Zing Prana.
- [23:44:30] * YashaGrave pouts pretty intensely as her backrow is blown away, and Baxia falls to 2300 ATK and Taotie to 2200.
- [23:48:56] <ShiningSylvia> Your monsters attacks go back down to normal, so now I can play Parallel World Fusion and summon a second Absolute Zero from my extra deck! I can put Ocean and Woodsman back into my deck too! *Absotwote Zero is summoned, looking to avenge his twin brother* Attack Baxia!
- [23:50:01] * YashaGrave frowns as her monster is destroyed. (7800 LP)
- [23:50:33] * YashaGrave puffs out her cheeks in a pout, clearly disappointed that her opponent didn't materialize a brand new card made out of pure dark magic and try to eat her soul with it. Or something.
- [23:51:12] <ShiningSylvia> I end my turn.
- [23:51:28] <YashaGrave> Draw!!!
- [23:52:59] <YashaGrave> I summon the Tuner Monster, Chiwen, Light of the Yang Zing!! (0 ATK 1*) *A much smaller, pure-white wyrm emerges, roaring anyway.*
- [23:54:26] <YashaGrave> I'm tuning my level one Chiwen to my level five Taotie! Light of the Heavens, extend the Shadows to a new possibility! SYNCHRO SUMMON! (1+5=6) Emerge from the seas, CORAL DRAGON! (2400 ATK 6*)
- [23:55:09] <YashaGrave> Coral Dragon's effect! I can discard one card, and target a monster my opponent controls, and then destroy it! I discard Pulao, Wind of the Yang Zing to destroy Absolute Zero! CORAL BUSTER!!!
- [23:58:01] <ShiningSylvia> Just like his brother, Absolute Zero's effect destroys all your monsters!
- [23:58:42] <YashaGrave> Coral Dragon's effect! When this Synchro Summoned monster is sent to the graveyard, I draw one card! DRAW!!
- [23:58:52] * YashaGrave stares at the card she drew.
- [23:58:54] <YashaGrave> Hmph!
- [23:58:56] <YashaGrave> Turn end!!!
- [23:59:00] <ShiningSylvia> Draw!
- [23:59:04] <YashaGrave> I'm giving you one more chance, robocop!!
- [00:01:57] <ShiningSylvia> I set a card and end my turn.
- [00:02:04] <YashaGrave> Draw!
- [00:03:02] <YashaGrave> Sorry, Robocop! You missed your chance!!
- [00:03:13] <YashaGrave> I summon Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing! (0 ATK 2*)
- [00:03:59] <YashaGrave> Jiaotu's effect! If this is the only monster I control, I can send two Yang Zing cards from my hand to the graveyard and special summon one Yang Zing monster with 0 ATK and one with 0 DEF from my deck, but they're banished during the end phase!
- [00:06:09] <YashaGrave> I send the two copies of Bi'an, Earth of the Yang Zing in my hand to the graveyard to special summon the Pendulum Monsters, Zefraxi, Treasure of the Yang Zing and Zefrainu, Secret of the Yang Zing from my deck!!
- [00:06:21] <YashaGrave> (1500 ATK 3*) (0 ATK 6*)
- [00:06:52] <YashaGrave> Alright! Just to make sure you're definitely not an evil badguy, I'm gonna summon the BIGGEST THING I'VE GOT!
- [00:07:13] <YashaGrave> I'M TUNING MY LEVEL TWO JIAOTU TO MY LEVEL THREE ZEFRAXI AND MY LEVEL SIX ZEFRAINU!
- [00:07:32] <YashaGrave> DARKNESS BETWEEN THE STARS, USE THE TREASURES AND SECRETS OF HEAVEN TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!
- [00:08:09] <YashaGrave> SYNCHRO SUMMON!!! (2+3+6=11) DESCEND, THE ENDER OF THE HEAVENS!
- [00:08:21] <YashaGrave> STAR EATER!!!! (3200 ATK 11*)
- [00:09:07] <YashaGrave> *An absolutely massive dragon descends from the heavens, curled around a small sun, crushing it with it's sheer weight, roaring down at Sylvia.*
- [00:09:22] <ShiningSylvia> H-Hello!
- [00:09:41] <YashaGrave> Star Eater can only be Synchro Summoned and can't be summoned by any other method! When Synchro Summoned, cards and effects cannot be activated in response!
- [00:09:58] <YashaGrave> And, when it battles, it is unaffected by other card effects until the end of the Damage Step!!!
- [00:10:17] <YashaGrave> BATTLE! STAR EATER, ATTACK DIRECTLY! DEVOUR THE HEAVENS!!!
- [00:11:04] <YashaGrave> *Star Eater roars out, taking a massive chomp of the sun it's curled around and chewing for a moment, before roaring a massive gout of flame at Sylvia. Wow, did it just spit it's food at you? Space dragons are gross and rude.*
- [00:13:08] * ShiningSylvia flies back from shockwaves, her helmet comes off. (0 LP)
- [00:14:10] <YashaGrave> YEAH! I... I should get a victory catchphrase. (YASHA: WIN)
- [00:15:06] * YashaGrave blinks. then blinks again. blinks a few more times, before she leaps across the distance between the two duelists and staaares at Sylvia for a moment.
- [00:15:21] <YashaGrave> YOOOO! Sylvia, is that you!? You didn't tell me you were a hype robocop now!!!!
- [00:17:00] * ShiningSylvia stutters for a bit before popping her helmet back on.
- [00:17:01] <ShiningSylvia> No, it is I! Shining Sylvia! A more different Sylvia than that one!
- [00:17:36] <YashaGrave> Huh? Did Sylvia have a twin robocop she didn't tell me about, with the same name???
- [00:17:53] <YashaGrave> That's just absurd enough to be the explanation here!! Well, the--
- [00:18:37] <YashaGrave> *Yasha is interrupted by the sound of a window being slammed open, as an elderly fellow in pajamas pokes his head out of the window and yells "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND HAVE REAL JOBS THAT DON'T REVOLVE AROUND CARD GAMES, YOU DAMN KIDS! GO SCREAM SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"*
- [00:19:00] <YashaGrave> WHOAH, THE FUZZ!? I'm already grounded!
- [00:19:35] <YashaGrave> I've gotta find out more about this robocop twin thing though! Come with me!
- [00:19:52] * YashaGrave reaches down and grabs Sylvia's hand and bolts off at full speed, dragging her off into the distance. Good job Sylvia, you did it.
- [00:20:15] <ShiningSylvia> *You can't see it but she's doing shakey anime eyes under the helmet*
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