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Battles with Heathcliff/Giant Dad, but loses

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  1. "Good..." Heathcliff says readying his sword, "fight me, Phil" Heathcliff rushes towards Phil, "OH SHIT DUDE" Phil puts up his greatsword to block Heathcliffs attack. Phil and Heathcliff clash swords trading hits, stabbing each other and swapping spit in a hell in a cell deathmatch until Phil lands the final blow. "It's over heathclit!" Phil shouts twisting his greatsword in Heathcliff. "heheheheheheheeh" Heathcliff laughs at Phil "No Phil... I can't die" Heathcliff pushes Phil off him and throws his sword at him. "The Legend Never Dies." Heathcliff begins to glow white as he groans in pain as his new transformation happens."
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  3. Fog fills the room, as everyone watches in horror as Heathcliff transforms. "What the fuck are you." Phil asks. "heheheheheh." A deep voice laughs at Phil "Giants... Giants... Giants... become unstoppable..."
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  5. Phil comes face to face with legend. "Phil behold, the power of memes." Giant Dad explains. "48 Vitally,12 attunement,66 endurance, 16 strength, 10 dexterity." Giant dad looks at Phil who is now pissing his pants. Giant dad teleports behind Phil and back stabs him. "augghhh!" Phil screams, Giant Dad leans into Phil's ear and whispers "But don't tell anyone you leveled that up, you fuckin faggit." Giant Dad kicks Phil to the ground off his Chaos Zweihander. "It's time for you to retire streaming Phil." Giant Dad says, stabbing Phil on the floor with his Zweihander. "There's nothing... I can do dude." DSP says low on health, Giant Dad picks up Phil by the head and throws him across the arena. "Goodbye Phil." Giant Dad says as he walks away from his corpse. Phil slowly closes his eyes...
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