An unexpected visit

>Day Envy in Canterlot
>Be Norman
>Its just another day, going home after school
>Today you had an exam, you studied well so there's nothing to worry about
>Enough thinking about your school, time to go home and play CoD
>You open the door, as always.
>You take of your shoes and leave them on the floor, as always
>You masturbate, as always
>you cum, as always
>you see your cousin entering your room, as...
>WHAT THE FUCK SHITSHITSHITSHIT
>aborting aborting aborting aborting
>you cover lil' Normy with your sheets
What the fuck cousin what did i told you about getting inside my room without my permission
>''Oh, sorry Norman''
>he gets out of the room
>There's a knock on the door
>''Excuse me, cousin, can I enter your room, please?''
>you quickly clean everything
Yes, cos, you can.
>he enters your room
What are you doing here, anyway? I thought you were in LA
>Suddenly your dad enters the room
>''He's here for some weeks, so you will have to sleep in the sofa while he's here''
>Oh shit
>You always hated your cousin, the perfect guy
>He always did better than you in everything
>He even kicked your ass at CoD in his first try
>And now he'll be going to your school and sleeping in your bed
>This day couldn't be worse
>or at least that's what you thought until...
>you hear a knock in the front door of your house
>You go and open it
>Oh no...
>It’s the Aryan Beauty, next to Purple and Pink
>''HI NORMY!'' says Pink in a excited tone
Hi girls
>''How are you doing, darling?'' says the Aryan Beauty
>''Ready to study some history?'' says Purple
>You forgot that you arranged to study History with the girls at your house
>And with your cousin here
>This is gonna be bad
>speaking of the devil...
>''Hello girls, i am Norman's cousin! glad to meet you!'' says your cousin, who was behind you.
>''HelloimpinkiepiegladtomeetyoutooyoudontlooklikeNormanatallitsasurprisehe'syourcousin''says Pink while shaking your cousin's hand
>They seem like they'll get along pretty well
>''My name is Twilight Sparkle, Nice to meet you!'' says Purple
>''Hello'' says your cousin, then he notices the book Purple's carrying. ''Nice book you have there, I loved it''
>then that lead to a conversation about books that was completely out of your understanding.
>but as they were chatting he noticed the Aryan Beauty.
>Damn it cousin
>''Well, what do we have here? what a delightful looking young lady'' He says while kissing Aryan Beauty's hand.
>She blushes a little
>Fuck you too, cousin.
>''Oh darling, you surely look good as well'' Says The Aryan Beauty while giggling a little.


>That day was full of your cousin being nice to your Aryan Beauty and shit.
>You know where that will lead.


>Next day
>Its Saturday so you didn't have to go to school today.
>Your cousin arranged with the girls to make a picnic today at the park
>You were invited as well.
>You have to stop this before it’s too late.
>Today you will make a fool of your cousin in front of the girls, so he doesn't have a chance with the Aryan Beauty
>The plan is to put some laxatives in his sandwich; the park has no public bathrooms, so he will shit himself in front of the girls
>You are a clever guy, Norman.

>You are walking with your cousin to the local park.
>It is a nice park, it has all sorts of plants and it smells nice, not like the other park
>the other park has 5 or 6 trees and smells like cigarettes
>but there's something the other park does have
>bathrooms
>you make an evil laugh
>''Why are you laughing, Norm?'' asks your cousin
Oh... um... i... i remembered a good joke, heh...
>You give a fake smile
>''Alright... Oh! look, we are almost there!'' says your cousin while pointing at the park.
>the girls were already there
>''Hi girls, sorry for making you wait'' says your cousin
>''No prob, Normy's cousin, we just arrived too!'' says pink
>You and your cousin start to prepare the picnic.
>once the picnic is set up, you start to eat
>Damn you were hungry
>The girls start asking your cousin a lot of things and bla bla bla
>you don't care for that evil motherfucker
Uh... girls, be right back, I have to make a call.
>''No problem, Norman'' Says purple
>Now is time
>You hide behind a tree and take out the laxatives
>Maybe 1 or 2...
>NAH
>4 laxatives
>you really want this fucker to suffer
>time to move on
>you approach the picnic with the laxatives in your hand
>You make your cousin's favorite sandwich
>2 Slices of White Bread
>Mayonnaise
>1 Lettuce leaf
>2 Large Tomato Slices
>3 Slices of Swiss cheese
>1 Slice of Ham
Hey Cos, do you want a sandwich? It's your favorite!
>''Yeah, that sounds good, norm. Thanks'' Answers your cousin
>He grabs the sandwich
>yes
>He takes it to his mouth
>YES, YES!
>He opens his mouth
>DO IT FAGGOT!
>His phone rings
>DAMN IT!
>''My phone's ringing, could you give me a minute, please?''
>''Of course, darling, go on'' says the Aryan Beauty
>Fuck, it was so close
>He doesn't seem to enjoy what he's hearing
>Doesn't matter to you, you want him to suffer
>Oh, here he comes
>here comes the final part of your plan
>''Alright girls, where were we?''
YOU WERE GOING TO EAT THAT SANDWICH
>''Yes, thank you for reminding me, norm''
>He grabs the sandwich
>yes
>He takes it to his mouth
>YES, YES!
>He opens his mouth
>DO IT FAGGOT!
>A poor child comes and asks him for money
>YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
>He leaves his sandwich and opens his wallet
>Your fucking cousin gives him 10 bucks
>''That's very generous, Norman's cousin!'' says the Aryan Beauty
>All this shit is getting you hungry
>you grab a sandwich and eat it.
>Pretty delicious
>It has tomatoes
>and Swiss cheese
>and lettuce
>and ham
>and mayonnaise
>all covered by 2 slices of white bread
>wait
>processing
>processing
>processing
>Your stomach makes a funny noise
Oh holy Jesus Christ
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>you look for a bathroom
>''What happens, Norman?'' asks Purple ''You seem kinda worried''
It’s nothing, just-
>You shit yourself
>Diarrhea all over your pants
>it’s all over the picnic now
>''Norman what's happening!?'' Screams Purple
>''looks like baby Norman got some poopy in his pants'' Says Pink, with a jokingly tone
>Your Aryan Beauty just stands there, gazing with shock
>''Cousin, what happened now?''
What happened now? WHAT HAPPENED NOW? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS NOW, YOU WANT TO STEAL MY DREAM GIRL FROM MY HANDS YOU FUCKING MONSTER YOU ARE THE WORST COUSIN I EVER HAD, FIRST YOU COME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, THEN YOU ENTER MY ROOM WITHOUT ASKING, SLEEP IN MY BED, AND NOW YOU FLIRT WITH MY GIRL. SO I PUT SOME LAXATIVES IN YOUR SANDWICH TO SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS!
>''Excuse me, Norman, but YOUR GIRL? I never said I was your girl, also, your cousin has been very kind to everyone of us, and you thank him like this?'' says the Aryan Beauty
>Your cousin stands there, looking without emotion
>''That's the most immature thing you have done, and for your information he is GAY, he never had the intention to flirt with me. I'm sorry Norman but after what happened, I don't want ANYTHING with you''
>The other girls are trying to help your cousin, while giving you disapproval glares
>''Bye, Norman'' says the girl that used to be your Aryan Beauty
>You stand there, with your pants covered in shit
>While a crowd laughs at your failure.
>You feel like a monster, blinded by the envy.
>You hate yourself now
>This is the worst day ever



>''Norman...''
>''Norman...''
>''Norman?''
>''NORMAN WHAT THE FUCK!?''
>You wake up
>You had a nightmare
>And now you are covered in shit
>''Norman what the hell happened...''
I-
>''look, your cousin came here for this weekend, when you are done with... THAT -He points at your shit- Come downstairs and welcome him'' Says your dad, then he closes the door.
>This surely was a [spoiler] Shitty [/spoiler] Morning.
>You clean all the shit and immediately go downstairs
>You have the urge to apologize to your cousin




>And to ask him if he's gay