Punny Pinkie: Expensive Car

>The salesman gives you the key, a cheesy smile plastered across his face.
>"And here you are good sir! Your brand new car!"
>Wrenching from his grip, you jump into the car and start it up.
>The engine roars as it comes to life.
>After years of hard work, you finally bought a brand new sports car!
>Switching into first gear, you step on the gas and head out of the lot.
>Dropping the sunroof, you let the cool wind flow through your hair.
>This was what freedom felt like!
>Looking down, you slap yourself for you ignorance.
>You forgot your seatbelt!
>Putting the life-saving device on, you continue to drive down the interstate and check your rearview mirror.
>A smiling, pink menace stares back at you.
>"Hiya, Anonymous!"
>She jumps into your lap and grabs the wheel.
>"Can I try?"
>You glare down at the demon, yelling at the top of your lungs.
"Pinkie, get off! You can't drive! You don't even have your licens—"
>A loud, passing horn catches your attention as you look up from the pink monster.
>She's driven you into opposing traffic!
>Swurving out of the way, you dodge vehicles left and right as you dip down off the road.
>"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Pinkie exclaims, throwing her forelegs up into the air, covering your face.
>You come to sudden halt, flying forward.
>Luckly, the seatbelt keeps you from going anywhere.
>Pinkie, however, isn't as lucky.
>She squirms around, trying to remove herself from the tree you just crashed into.
"No! No! I just got this car! Pinkie do you realize how much this car cost me? This was car was so expensive!"
>She removes herself from the plant, a sinister grin across her face.
>"I guess you just found out how the Mercedes bends!"