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  1. 2015-11-30 00:00:54: Dis Dick
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  3. 2015-11-30 00:06:43: saus land
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  5. 2015-11-30 00:06:49: fuck your shit
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  7. 2015-11-30 00:07:22: the dong expanded so much that it broke through time and space
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  9. 2015-11-30 00:07:47: hello
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  11. 2015-11-30 00:08:07: i like to say ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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  13. 2015-11-30 00:08:11: oh god thank you
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  15. 2015-11-30 00:08:19: oh god thank you i'm bookmarking this
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  17. 2015-11-30 00:09:12: outstanding
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  19. 2015-11-30 00:10:14: It's all ogre now
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  21. 2015-11-30 00:10:21: BRING ME FORTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO THE CHARLES RESIDENCE AND YOU'LL SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
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  23. 2015-11-30 00:10:28: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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  25. 2015-11-30 00:10:54: cuck
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  27. 2015-11-30 00:12:05: please help me
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  29. 2015-11-30 00:16:57: DICKS
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  31. 2015-11-30 00:16:59: D
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  33. 2015-11-30 00:17:04: Di
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  35. 2015-11-30 00:17:07: DiI
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  37. 2015-11-30 00:17:16: DiI
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  39. 2015-11-30 00:17:16: DiI
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  41. 2015-11-30 00:17:16: DiI
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  43. 2015-11-30 00:17:17: DiI
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  45. 2015-11-30 00:17:17: DiI
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  47. 2015-11-30 00:17:20: DiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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  49. 2015-11-30 00:17:24: DiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
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  51. 2015-11-30 00:20:21: FUCK YOU
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  53. 2015-11-30 00:21:14: Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem.So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?". Next thing you know she's calling."I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?""Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.
  54.  
  55. 2015-11-30 00:23:32: why dont you make it like a banana and SHIT
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  57. 2015-11-30 00:24:39: testicular manslaughter
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  59. 2015-11-30 00:24:48: ay
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  61. 2015-11-30 00:26:51: salty
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  63. 2015-11-30 00:27:11: why dont you make like a banana and SHIT
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  65. 2015-11-30 00:27:50: oh no
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  67. 2015-11-30 00:31:04: that is cool
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  69. 2015-11-30 00:32:52: also, doughboy was actually the one who compiled the list in the first placei only completed it with the help of electrk
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  71. 2015-11-30 00:32:55: also, doughboy was actually the one who compiled the list in the first placei completed it with the help of electrk
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  73. 2015-11-30 00:33:09: also, doughboy was actually the one who compiled the list in the first place
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  75. 2015-11-30 00:33:27: i completed it with the help of electrk
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  77. 2015-11-30 00:35:03: Blockland frorums
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  79. 2015-11-30 00:35:39: pppppp
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  81. 2015-11-30 00:38:32: moltenkitten is an autistic ponyfag
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  83. 2015-11-30 00:39:21: NO ONE expects the spanish inquisition
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  85. 2015-11-30 00:39:28: NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition
  86.  
  87. 2015-11-30 00:43:00: ok this is cute v2
  88.  
  89. 2015-11-30 00:59:28: Oh fuck!
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  91. 2015-11-30 01:00:05: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked aroundSince I was born.And now it's all right. It's OK.And you may look the other way.We can try to understandThe New York Times' effect on man.Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.Well now, I get low and I get high,And if I can't get either, I really try.Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.You know it's all right. It's OK.I'll live to see another day.We can try to understandThe New York Times' effect on man.Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.Somebody help me, yeah.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.Stayin' alive.Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.Music loud and women warm,I've been kicked around since I was born.And now it's all right. It's OK.And you may look the other way.We can try to understandThe New York Times' effect on man.Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.Somebody help me, yeah.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.I'm stayin' alive.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.Somebody help me, yeah.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.I'm stayin' alive.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.Somebody help me, yeah.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.I'm stayin' alive.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.Somebody help me, yeah.Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.I'm stayin' alive.
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  93. 2015-11-30 01:00:34: log out
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  95. 2015-11-30 01:00:36: log out
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  97. 2015-11-30 01:00:36: log out
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  99. 2015-11-30 01:00:36: log out
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  101. 2015-11-30 01:00:37: log out
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  103. 2015-11-30 01:00:37: log out
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  105. 2015-11-30 01:00:37: log out
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  107. 2015-11-30 01:00:38: log out
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  109. 2015-11-30 01:00:38: log out
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  111. 2015-11-30 01:00:38: log out
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  113. 2015-11-30 01:34:57: shut the fuck up
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  115. 2015-11-30 01:35:24: ur gay
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  117. 2015-11-30 01:54:39: do we really have the heart lighting up the dark lighting up the dark alone
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  119. 2015-11-30 01:56:30: what
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  121. 2015-11-30 02:02:04: EAT A DICK!
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  123. 2015-11-30 02:02:52: (and corrected a few letters)
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  125. 2015-11-30 02:04:29: VXY
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  127. 2015-11-30 02:05:51: The legend of zelda: a link to the past
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  129. 2015-11-30 02:05:55: Z
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  131. 2015-11-30 02:07:44: THE NO IVE
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  133. 2015-11-30 02:08:15: noW liSteN hErE yOu fUcKiNg BOSS my mAn sPeaKs iN hAnDS
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  135. 2015-11-30 02:09:55: Nofunallowed.jpg
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  137. 2015-11-30 02:10:08: -{===>
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  139. 2015-11-30 02:10:38: That isn't expand dong. That's just the Impact font.
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  141. 2015-11-30 02:10:46: now ya fucked up kemosabinow ya fucked up
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  143. 2015-11-30 02:11:59: the joke is irish people will kill you if you say that
  144.  
  145. 2015-11-30 02:16:12: use this to make messages of text o.o whatever you want
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  147. 2015-11-30 02:16:24: the joke is that Ireland wants to be free of rule of great Brittan. it's a joke about politics. i'm a fucking loser.
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  149. 2015-11-30 02:16:47: the joke is that Ireland wants to be free of rule of great Brittan. it's a joke about politics. i'm a fuckin loser.
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  151. 2015-11-30 02:33:45: nigga ass dick
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  153. 2015-11-30 02:37:14: take me to church i'll worship at the church and the churchity church you can churchity church and i'll churchity church.
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  155. 2015-11-30 02:40:01: D
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  157. 2015-11-30 02:58:52: What the
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  159. 2015-11-30 03:01:17: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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  161. 2015-11-30 03:02:47: 300
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  163. 2015-11-30 03:23:36: i cri evrytiem
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  165. 2015-11-30 04:19:19: NO GOD CAN SAVE YOU NOW
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  167. 2015-11-30 04:28:38: the best kind of thread for me!
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  169. 2015-11-30 04:33:31: butt
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  171. 2015-11-30 05:19:54: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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  173. 2015-11-30 05:23:13: its all ogre now
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  175. 2015-11-30 05:23:28: OUR OGRE LORDHAS BETRAYED US
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  177. 2015-11-30 05:24:27: OUR OGRE LORD
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  179. 2015-11-30 05:24:41: HAS BETRAYED US
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  181. 2015-11-30 06:36:24: He's case n ew vhabhr
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  183. 2015-11-30 06:36:40: habhr
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  185. 2015-11-30 06:36:43: habhr
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  187. 2015-11-30 22:08:50: my name is not importantwhat is important is what i'm going to doi just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcassmy whole life is cold bitter hatred and ive always wanted to die violentlythis is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving and i will put in a grave as many as i canit's time for me to kil and its time for me to diemy genocide crusade begins here
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  189. 2015-11-30 22:13:15: my name is not important what is important is what i'm going to do i just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass my whole life is cold bitter hatred and ive always wanted to die violently this is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving and i will put in a grave as many as i can it's time for me to kil and its time for me to diemy genocide crusade begins here
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  191. 2015-11-30 22:14:42: my name is not important what is important is what i'm going to do i just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass my whole life is cold bitter hatred and ive always wanted to die violently this is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving and i will put in a grave as many as i can it's time for me to kil and its time for me to die my genocide crusade begins here
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  193. 2015-11-30 22:15:04: my name is not important what is important is what i'm going to do i just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass my whole life is cold bitter hatred and ive always wanted to die violently this is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving and i will put in a grave as many as i can it's time for me to kill and its time for me to die my genocide crusade begins here
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  195. 2015-11-30 23:04:37: js
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  197. 2015-11-30 23:06:01: THE DONG HAS BEEN EXPANDED MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU WANT REVERSE DONG? HAH! FUCK NO! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
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  199. 2015-11-30 23:07:35: sgaasg
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  201. 2015-11-30 23:20:57: i suck robot dicks
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  203. 2015-11-30 23:21:04: zzz
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  205. 2015-11-30 23:21:11: i suck robot dicks
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  207. 2015-11-30 23:26:39: oh my!
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  209. 2015-11-30 23:38:27: kinky shit
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  211. 2015-11-30 23:41:21: does it work
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  213. 2015-11-30 23:43:19: But does sans like memes?
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  215. 2015-12-01 00:11:35: suus
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  217. 2015-12-01 01:03:21: hi!
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  219. 2015-12-01 01:47:44: please help me
  220.  
  221. 2015-12-01 20:59:10: Dog fuckers
  222.  
  223. 2015-12-01 22:11:31: double post
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  225. 2015-12-01 22:27:46: YES NO MAYBE SO YOU MOTHER FUCKING SWOLLOW
  226.  
  227. 2015-12-01 23:40:33: You wanna lick my nuts
  228.  
  229. 2015-12-01 23:48:01: Rtbarchive is fucking awesome
  230.  
  231. 2015-12-02 01:29:36: This is fucking iconic
  232.  
  233. 2015-12-02 02:33:24: eat shit blockland forums
  234.  
  235. 2015-12-02 03:31:09: kill me
  236.  
  237. 2015-12-02 08:20:29: plasmus and friends part 8: fuck you
  238.  
  239. 2015-12-02 08:21:02: plasmus and tom and frendos 1/8: fuck you
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  241. 2015-12-02 08:22:48: hi guys im writing this like a ransom letter:"so much for being a script kiddy huh? i want bl keys or no accounts for you tom!!!" -poiuyt circa two thousand and nine.
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  243. 2015-12-02 08:33:36: do not blame me someone else made me do it
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  245. 2015-12-02 14:01:35: whay
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  247. 2015-12-03 05:33:30: dong cena
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  249. 2015-12-03 05:36:27: You really make it grow if you know what i mean
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  251. 2015-12-03 14:56:09: lol
  252.  
  253. 2015-12-04 14:36:18: free will is a myth.
  254.  
  255. 2015-12-04 14:36:31: religion is a joke.
  256.  
  257. 2015-12-04 14:36:45: we are all pawns, controlled by something greater:
  258.  
  259. 2015-12-04 14:36:59: memes. the dna of the soul.
  260.  
  261. 2015-12-04 14:37:16: they shape our will.
  262.  
  263. 2015-12-04 14:37:22: they shape our will.
  264.  
  265. 2015-12-04 14:37:38: they are the culture, they are everything we pass on.
  266.  
  267. 2015-12-04 14:38:01: expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate.
  268.  
  269. 2015-12-04 14:38:18: they become a carrier.
  270.  
  271. 2015-12-04 14:38:30: envy, greed, despair.
  272.  
  273. 2015-12-04 14:38:54: all memes. passed along.
  274.  
  275. 2015-12-04 14:39:12: you can't fight nature, jack.
  276.  
  277. 2015-12-04 17:22:34: TYPING LIKE THIS IS FUN
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  279. 2015-12-04 17:47:39: oh my god yes
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  281. 2015-12-23 09:47:53: why
  282.  
  283. 2015-12-23 16:42:59: pp
  284.  
  285. 2015-12-23 16:45:34: Necro Bump
  286.  
  287. 2015-12-30 01:59:44: It makes words into pictures
  288.  
  289. 2015-12-30 21:57:43: ggg
  290.  
  291. 2015-12-30 21:58:56: This is what happens when you bump a thread!
  292.  
  293. 2015-12-30 21:59:07: This is what happens when you bump a thread
  294.  
  295. 2015-12-30 22:00:41: Every time a thread gets bumped, Pie Crust rapes a dog
  296.  
  297. 2015-12-30 22:36:44: niggerniggerniggernigger
  298.  
  299. 2015-12-30 22:45:51: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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  301. 2015-12-30 22:47:48: what is up motherfucker this is justine littlewood off tracey beaker i dont give a fuck about anything my hair is always gelled back because i enjoy looking like an absolute cunt all the time i fancy crash because he is half black like me and if u keep looking at me like that ellain the pain i will get louise to slice your tits off and let duke use them as a coushin whilst i lick whipped cream off his ballsack
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  303. 2015-12-30 22:47:49: what is up motherfucker this is justine littlewood off tracey beaker i dont give a fuck about anything my hair is always gelled back because i enjoy looking like an absolute cunt all the time i fancy crash because he is half black like me and if u keep looking at me like that ellain the pain i will get louise to slice your tits off and let duke use them as a coushin whilst i lick whipped cream off his ballsack
  304.  
  305. 2015-12-30 22:47:50: what is up motherfucker this is justine littlewood off tracey beaker i dont give a fuck about anything my hair is always gelled back because i enjoy looking like an absolute cunt all the time i fancy crash because he is half black like me and if u keep looking at me like that ellain the pain i will get louise to slice your tits off and let duke use them as a coushin whilst i lick whipped cream off his ballsack
  306.  
  307. 2015-12-30 22:48:06: what is up motherfucker this is justine littlewood off tracey beaker i dont give a fuck about anything my hair is always gelled back because i enjoy looking like an absolute cunt all the time i fancy crash because he is half black like me and if u keep looking at me like that ellain the pain i will get louise to slice your tits off and let duke use them as a coushin whilst i lick whipped cream off his ballsack
  308.  
  309. 2015-12-30 23:39:24: Something.
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  311. 2015-12-30 23:43:26: asssssssssssssss
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  313. 2015-12-31 07:57:48: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  314.  
  315. 2016-01-01 03:59:21: OMG WHAT THE FUCK NEW YEARS
  316.  
  317. 2016-01-01 04:00:05: HARDEST COCK IN LIFE CUZ Y NOT
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  319. 2016-01-01 04:01:17: frick u
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  321. 2016-01-01 04:12:55: COCKLAND
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  323. 2016-01-01 07:09:26: Deez Nutz
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  325. 2016-01-01 08:40:19: wat
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  327. 2016-01-01 08:41:23: Are you fucking kidding me, you bitchy asshole? First of all, what's with your shit? Are you fucking 2? That is illogical, but who the fuck cares anyways?
  328.  
  329. 2016-01-01 08:50:08: EAT A DICK
  330.  
  331. 2016-01-01 08:58:56: is this supposed to be a joke/reference, or
  332.  
  333. 2016-01-01 10:02:02: my dick is longer than my attention span
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  335. 2016-01-01 10:03:03: [RAMPANT MEMEING]
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  337. 2016-01-01 11:06:05: Hi
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  339. 2016-01-01 13:58:48: dong
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  341. 2016-01-02 01:41:17: fart
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  343. 2016-01-02 03:02:45: Ugh please
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  345. 2016-01-02 04:26:34: of your
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  347. 2016-01-02 04:27:18: khaz is a
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  351. 2016-01-02 04:30:57: ge
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  353. 2016-01-02 04:31:02: ge c
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  355. 2016-01-02 04:31:23: ck
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  357. 2016-01-02 04:31:24: ck
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  359. 2016-01-02 04:51:25: anal
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  361. 2016-01-06 05:47:04: 22:44 - Ahead: is not a mexican hat22:44 - Ahead: it's a fucking22:44 - Ahead: hat for when i'm hot22:44 - Ahead: which was in the pic22:44 - Ahead: lel22:44 - NoobingTerry9009: are you doing the bird22:45 - NoobingTerry9009: you can post fucking videos too22:45 - NoobingTerry9009: what could go wrong22:46 - Ahead: pfft22:47 - NoobingTerry9009: im fucking spamming 10 videos22:47 - NoobingTerry9009: http://riki2321.xyz/forum/index.php?topic=10.msg24
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  363. 2016-01-06 05:48:32: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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  365. 2016-01-06 05:51:05: DoomWad
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  367. 2016-01-06 14:55:33: you're late quick get an alt
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  369. 2016-01-06 14:57:52: im so fucking edgy i can edge your edge so fucking hard you bleed shit eat shit and die you fucking faggot ass waffle i hope you burn in hell i'll fucking grab a gun and shoot you while you beg for help while you wont get it you fucking asshole/10
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  371. 2016-01-06 14:59:45: here is my wolf
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  373. 2016-01-06 15:02:39: here is my wolf he is so fucking good he can rip your shit out of your ass then eat it while fucking your bitch at super hyper sonic speeds then he cries because hes fucking edgy and i dont like edgy but i made it in like 3 seconds dont hate like and subscribe faggots or ill fucking terminate your youtube account and make you fucking pay with your lives faggot ill fucking fuck your fuck so fucking hard ill fuck the fuck
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  375. 2016-01-06 15:04:16: r
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  377. 2016-01-06 15:05:02: d
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  379. 2016-01-06 15:07:29: dont use the fucking spicy italian gotta deliver that shit right now by 5:30 fags
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  381. 2016-01-11 02:01:56: holy shit im gay
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  383. 2016-01-12 14:04:17: it begins
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  385. 2016-01-20 03:15:23: I hope you fucking choke on your dinner you fucking nerd and go stick your nose in a book you cant even play basket ball because you read to many books you dumbass you have to make a page about me banning stupid mother fuckers
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  387. 2016-01-23 22:12:24: dong
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  389. 2016-01-26 01:30:16: expand dong
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  391. 2016-01-26 01:56:18: joooooojo
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  393. 2016-01-26 03:04:32: kill the sinners
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  395. 2016-01-27 01:21:52: saus
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  397. 2016-01-27 01:22:01: is a fag
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