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  1. [21:15:19] <Gara> Loren exists and stuff for her job to happen.
  2. [21:15:23] * AgentFlowers (Mibbit@synIRC-467C93E2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined
  3. [21:15:37] * PaulS_laptop (c64@cave.in.kyrgistan) has joined
  4. [21:15:43] <PaulS_laptop> somethi8ng
  5. [21:15:52] <Strife> Rick doesn't have his coat!
  6. [21:16:01] <Strife> Disaster *will* ensue.
  7. [21:16:39] * MonkeyBomb (~MonkeyBom@7DE029F9.2116E69E.F909E909.IP) has joined
  8. [21:30:04] * Crowbar has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  9. [21:32:46] * Alivi (~Alivi@synIRC-E326CF7.carolina.res.rr.com) has joined
  10. [21:32:46] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Alivi
  11. [21:33:20] * LucienTel (Mibbit@synIRC-3802BC39.satx.res.rr.com) has joined
  12. [21:33:43] * Dr_Kens (~The_Kens@C1E3DC9F.5BCC5025.4B090712.IP) has joined
  13. [21:34:05] <Dr_Kens> Kens is here with his gear and looking all spiffy.
  14. [21:34:31] <LucienTel> Sej enters and is double checking her gear
  15. [21:34:33] <Gara> Loren is there with a a whole... knife, some rope, and a couple of flares. So tacticool.
  16. [21:34:37] * Alivi has left
  17. [21:34:46] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin's getting his gear put together, double-checking his medic bag and loading his weapons.
  18. [21:34:48] <Strife> Rick is texting and running! He looks odd without a trench coat.
  19. [21:34:51] * You are now known as RogetGM
  20. [21:35:21] * Crowbar (Mibbit@synIRC-B23CFD09.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined
  21. [21:35:27] <RogetGM> A fat, sweaty, oily balding man with a tiny clipboard is standing by the sub. Anyone who has seen his sniveling face before will recognize Dr. Bland.
  22. [21:36:02] <LucienTel> When she is finished she stands at attention waiting for a briefing ~This guy again~
  23. [21:36:21] <MonkeyBomb> Satisfied that his gear is in order, Griffin waits. He looks Dr. Bland over.
  24. [21:36:24] <RogetGM> "So, uh, hi."
  25. [21:36:38] <Gara> "Hi."
  26. [21:36:43] <Dr_Kens> "Hey."
  27. [21:36:58] <Strife> "Hiya."
  28. [21:36:59] <RogetGM> "How's kicks?"
  29. [21:37:06] <LucienTel> Sej stands stiffly "Hello again sir"
  30. [21:37:16] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin nods. "Hello."
  31. [21:37:26] <Strife> "Pretty good, I think."
  32. [21:37:35] <Gara> "Prety good, lemme take a guess and say if we don't go into the pool it's going to explode with emurgence and monsters?"
  33. [21:37:53] <RogetGM> "I dunno. Maybe. We just got it like... glowing, and it's not supposed to do that."
  34. [21:38:00] <Dr_Kens> "No shit."
  35. [21:38:09] <Gara> "No, that's a pretty bad sign."
  36. [21:38:11] <RogetGM> Anyone looking to the pool can see a white glow coming from deep below.
  37. [21:38:27] <Strife> "Wierd."
  38. [21:38:28] <Gara> "Goddamn it, pool."
  39. [21:38:30] <PaulS_laptop> Bill arrives, his shotgun having been replaced with his rifle
  40. [21:38:30] <Gara> "Okay."
  41. [21:38:35] <RogetGM> "No shit, sherlock. Any questions?"
  42. [21:38:35] <PaulS_laptop> "Sorry I'm late"
  43. [21:38:47] <AgentFlowers> Lily chills with everyone. "Hey Lor."
  44. [21:38:57] <Gara> "Hey, Lil, what's up?"
  45. [21:39:10] <Gara> "Besides, ya know, pool shit."
  46. [21:39:13] <Strife> "Are we sure it's not someone using the pool as a reactor cooling system?"
  47. [21:39:17] <AgentFlowers> "Double shifts. Same old."
  48. [21:39:24] <LucienTel> "No other contact auditory or otherwise?" Sej asks Bland
  49. [21:39:28] <Strife> "Because that's a pretty reasonable idea."
  50. [21:39:35] <PaulS_laptop> "Do we have any hardsuits?"
  51. [21:39:35] <RogetGM> "We know because fuck you, that's why." To Rick.
  52. [21:39:40] <RogetGM> "None" to Sej
  53. [21:39:45] <RogetGM> "No." to Bill
  54. [21:39:49] <Gara> "Blast."
  55. [21:39:57] <PaulS_laptop> "We don't have fuckall for equipment, do we?"
  56. [21:40:05] <PaulS_laptop> "How are we going to check it out, then?"
  57. [21:40:06] <Gara> "Nope."
  58. [21:40:09] <LucienTel> "Understood. Radiation detection?"
  59. [21:40:30] <Strife> "Fun."
  60. [21:40:33] <RogetGM> "You dive in, that's how."
  61. [21:40:41] <RogetGM> "Just... go in the sub, please. No more questions."
  62. [21:40:47] <Gara> Loren drops into the sub.
  63. [21:40:52] <Gara> She buckles in.
  64. [21:40:58] <Dr_Kens> "Mmhm..." KEns goes into the sub and hunkers down.
  65. [21:41:15] <PaulS_laptop> Bill boards
  66. [21:41:18] <LucienTel> Sej moves in quickly and straps in
  67. [21:41:19] <Dr_Kens> "Last time I was here we fought an Eldritch god. True story."
  68. [21:41:21] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin follows shortly, anxious about what's about to take place.
  69. [21:41:25] <PaulS_laptop> "We really need some hardsuits or something"
  70. [21:41:32] <PaulS_laptop> "so we can y'know, see what's down there"
  71. [21:41:37] <Gara> "Neh."
  72. [21:41:46] <AgentFlowers> Lily hops in and buckles up. "New guys, eh?"
  73. [21:41:58] <Dr_Kens> "I'm sure they'll be fine."
  74. [21:42:09] <RogetGM> Once everyone gets on the sub, it begins to descend into the deep red sea.
  75. [21:42:14] <LucienTel> "Yea, im feelin a little stale over here" Sej jokes
  76. [21:42:35] <Gara> "Yeah, we got one that this is his first hour.
  77. [21:42:38] <RogetGM> Everyone, mdef
  78. [21:42:57] <Gara> 6df+6 Well, this is a poor start.
  79. [21:42:58] <Glacon> Gara: Well, this is a poor start.: 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, 0, -)
  80. [21:42:58] <Dr_Kens> 6df+4
  81. [21:42:59] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: 3 (6df+4=0, +, 0, -, -, 0)
  82. [21:43:11] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5
  83. [21:43:12] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: 2 (6df+5=-, -, -, +, -, 0)
  84. [21:43:12] <Strife> 6df+6 humming battle hymn of the Republic
  85. [21:43:12] <Glacon> Strife: humming battle hymn of the Republic: 5 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, -, -)
  86. [21:43:22] <LucienTel> 6df+5 not today Zurg
  87. [21:43:23] <Glacon> LucienTel: not today Zurg: 5 (6df+5=-, +, +, +, -, -)
  88. [21:43:36] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+9 tagging because Bill probably isn't even aware of it happening.
  89. [21:43:36] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: tagging because Bill probably isn't even aware of it happening.: 6 (6df+9=0, -, 0, -, -, 0)
  90. [21:43:47] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6
  91. [21:43:48] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 9 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, +, +)
  92. [21:44:17] <RogetGM> Kens, Griffin... you feel really cool. Not like, temperature cool. But you feel like you can go, man. You got it on. You are one cool cat.
  93. [21:44:51] <Dr_Kens> "But having said that, I'm sure we can take on Cthulu himself this time around."
  94. [21:44:57] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin feels confidence rushing through him. He can run a marathon... TWO marathons. He's the man.
  95. [21:45:12] <Gara> "Lets not have too."
  96. [21:45:27] <PaulS_laptop> "Yeah, but if e have to, I think we can take it's lunch money"
  97. [21:46:10] <MonkeyBomb> "Definitely." Griffin smiles, his confidence level dangerously high.
  98. [21:46:18] <Gara> "..."
  99. [21:46:18] <AgentFlowers> "Who's the newest one?" She hasn't met Sejuani yet.
  100. [21:46:28] <Gara> "Griffin."
  101. [21:46:32] <Gara> "He /just/ got here."
  102. [21:46:38] <Gara> "The freshest meat."
  103. [21:46:39] <MonkeyBomb> "Hmmm?"
  104. [21:46:41] <LucienTel> "Im a close second"
  105. [21:46:43] <Gara> "Like, he still might be a cow."
  106. [21:46:56] <Dr_Kens> "Haha, funny." "|
  107. [21:47:05] <AgentFlowers> "Dang, a good vet could get that one up and mooing, eh?"
  108. [21:47:07] <LucienTel> Sej chuckles
  109. [21:47:13] <MonkeyBomb> "Hey." Griffin scowls.
  110. [21:47:14] <RogetGM> The sub begins to ascend.
  111. [21:47:29] <Gara> "Hey, I call em like I see em."
  112. [21:47:55] <LucienTel> "Relax Griffin I got your back if you've got mine"
  113. [21:48:13] <Strife> "Just keep behind the shooters, alright, doctor?"
  114. [21:48:22] <Gara> "We've all go eachothers backs."
  115. [21:48:36] <AgentFlowers> "Except for that time Alex shot yours."
  116. [21:48:39] <Dr_Kens> "I've been up against armed men in Australia and all over the world. I'm good to go."
  117. [21:48:40] <RogetGM> The sub surfaces. Perception to look out the windows
  118. [21:48:43] <PaulS_laptop> "Hey, at least we have a medic this time"
  119. [21:48:52] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5 percievin
  120. [21:48:53] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: percievin: 7 (6df+5=+, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  121. [21:48:53] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 Percep. The fuck can I see?
  122. [21:48:54] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Percep. The fuck can I see?: 5 (6df+6=-, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  123. [21:48:54] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7
  124. [21:48:54] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: 9 (6df+7=0, 0, +, +, -, +)
  125. [21:49:08] <Gara> 6df+4 "He /had/ my back. Full of little lead balls."
  126. [21:49:09] <Glacon> Gara: "He /had/ my back. Full of little lead balls.": 3 (6df+4=0, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  127. [21:49:10] <Strife> 6df+8 best eyes
  128. [21:49:21] <LucienTel> 6df+4
  129. [21:49:23] <Glacon> LucienTel: 2 (6df+4=-, -, -, +, 0, 0)
  130. [21:49:33] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+6 EYEBALLS
  131. [21:49:33] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: EYEBALLS: 5 (6df+6=0, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  132. [21:49:39] <Strife> 6df+8 eyes?
  133. [21:49:39] <Glacon> Strife: eyes?: 11 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, +, +, +)
  134. [21:49:43] <RogetGM> The sub appears to have surfaced in some oily black liquid. You can't see shit, you'll have to open the hatch
  135. [21:50:00] <Gara> "Someone see if there is oxygen."
  136. [21:50:04] <Dr_Kens> "God damnit. Up and at it, I guess. Who's up for opening the hatch?"
  137. [21:50:23] <MonkeyBomb> "This looks... Interesting."
  138. [21:50:25] <PaulS_laptop> "I got it"
  139. [21:50:30] <PaulS_laptop> Bill pops the hatch
  140. [21:50:32] <AgentFlowers> Lily looks up to see if the enviro light is green.
  141. [21:50:36] <RogetGM> pause for description
  142. [21:50:41] <AgentFlowers> "NOT BEFORE-"
  143. [21:50:58] * Strifey (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  144. [21:51:09] * Strife has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
  145. [21:51:12] <LucienTel> Sej holds her breath just in case
  146. [21:51:30] <Dr_Kens> Kens doesn't give a fuck. He's the coolest cat this side of the frozen tundra.
  147. [21:51:35] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin isn't worried. He's THE man, remember?
  148. [21:51:54] <RogetGM> Bill sees a large, artistic looknig courtyard, filled with trees and other natural shit. They're obviously sculptures and such but they look very well-crafted. There's one marble looking door leading out of the room, that's covered by a dark velvet curtain. There are stairs leading down from the sub hatch, almost as if somebody knew you were coming.
  149. [21:51:59] <RogetGM> [/unpause]
  150. [21:52:17] <RogetGM> Lily, the air is breathable, with a bit more carbon dioxide than normal
  151. [21:52:34] <PaulS_laptop> "We're in a courtyard. Lotss od fetailed work, and steps"
  152. [21:52:39] <PaulS_laptop> "Guess they must use the pool here"
  153. [21:52:43] <PaulS_laptop> Bill climbs through
  154. [21:52:43] <Gara> "Huh, okay."
  155. [21:52:57] <Strifey> "Let's get out before they grenade us please?"
  156. [21:53:08] <LucienTel> Sej exhales."Ok" she clambers out
  157. [21:53:10] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin follows. "Watch out for whatever the hell this black liquid is."
  158. [21:53:12] <PaulS_laptop> "Already on it. Sej, Rick, you guys behind me"
  159. [21:53:17] <Strifey> Rick gets out and scans for threats and concealment.
  160. [21:53:28] * Magnolia (~Magnolia@synIRC-BC586B86.cinci.res.rr.com) has joined
  161. [21:53:29] <Dr_Kens> Kens pops out. "Ooh, sweet. They really know how to make us feel welcome."
  162. [21:53:35] <LucienTel> "Understood." Sej follows behind him
  163. [21:53:40] <AgentFlowers> Lily exhales. "If you ever open the hatch before checking enviro again, I will haunt your ghost."
  164. [21:53:46] <RogetGM> Everyone out of the sub yet?
  165. [21:53:52] <Gara> "Yeah, sersiously." Loren outs.
  166. [21:54:13] <AgentFlowers> Lily is out.
  167. [21:54:17] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin is too.
  168. [21:54:23] <Dr_Kens> "Haunting ghosts. Haha, that sounds like a new History channel show." Kens is out.
  169. [21:54:49] <LucienTel> Sej keeps her shotgun close
  170. [21:55:25] <Strifey> Rick feels cold.
  171. [21:55:37] <PaulS_laptop> Bill threat scans
  172. [21:55:42] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin admires the artwork, his rifle slung over his shoulders and his sidearms resting on his hip.
  173. [21:55:44] <RogetGM> perc
  174. [21:55:47] <RogetGM> everyone
  175. [21:55:53] * Magnobile has quit (Ping timeout: 184 seconds)
  176. [21:55:56] <Gara> 6df+8 Tagging, goddamnit
  177. [21:55:56] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 Percept
  178. [21:55:56] <Glacon> Gara: Tagging, goddamnit: 8 (6df+8=-, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  179. [21:55:57] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Percept: 3 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, -, -, -)
  180. [21:56:04] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 Threat scan.
  181. [21:56:04] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Threat scan.: 8 (6df+7=+, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  182. [21:56:21] <LucienTel> 6df+4 Pleas glacon
  183. [21:56:21] <Glacon> LucienTel: Pleas glacon: 5 (6df+4=+, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
  184. [21:56:22] <Strifey> 6df+12 beeeest eyes
  185. [21:56:23] <Glacon> Strifey: beeeest eyes: 13 (6df+12=-, +, 0, +, -, +)
  186. [21:56:25] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+6 Lookadat!
  187. [21:56:25] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Lookadat!: 4 (6df+6=0, 0, -, -, +, -)
  188. [21:57:17] <RogetGM> Everyone but Griffin hears a small cry of "look out below!" followed by a whistling sound straight out of an acme cartoon. Uh oh.
  189. [21:57:32] <Strifey> "Jesus Christ."
  190. [21:57:45] <Dr_Kens> "Fuck." Kens tries to find some cover.
  191. [21:57:53] <Strifey> Rick looks for an umbrella.
  192. [21:57:54] <PaulS_laptop> "Cover!"
  193. [21:57:58] <PaulS_laptop> Bill moves
  194. [21:58:07] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin dodges for cover
  195. [21:58:14] <Strifey> And cover too, of course
  196. [21:58:16] <LucienTel> Sej moves as advised ~Shit~
  197. [21:58:22] <Dr_Kens> Kens dives for the doorway.
  198. [21:58:28] <Gara> Loren moves to the away.
  199. [21:58:36] <RogetGM> There's a loud WHUMP, and bits of plaster waft down from the ceiling. Then, a grindey noise, like someone dropped a can of diet coke down the disposal drain. Moments later, a big fucking ROCK falls from the ceiling, and it smashes the SHIT out of the sub, sending pieces of it flying everywhere. Holy shit.
  200. [21:58:54] <Dr_Kens> "Well, there goes our ride. God damnit."
  201. [21:59:09] <Strifey> "Impressive. Who had money on under a minute?"
  202. [21:59:10] <PaulS_laptop> "How many times are we going to lose the damn sub"
  203. [21:59:17] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin brushes off some rubble. "Well."
  204. [21:59:35] <MonkeyBomb> "Anyone hurt?" he asks.
  205. [21:59:38] <Gara> "I was going to get inside of that."
  206. [21:59:46] <Dr_Kens> "I think we're good."
  207. [21:59:52] <RogetGM> Everyone, perception
  208. [22:00:01] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 "Eyes up, people!"
  209. [22:00:02] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: "Eyes up, people!": 6 (6df+7=+, -, -, -, +, 0)
  210. [22:00:04] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 I swear to god I'm not blind.
  211. [22:00:05] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: I swear to god I'm not blind.: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, 0, -)
  212. [22:00:05] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+6 Not again...
  213. [22:00:05] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Not again...: 6 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, 0, -)
  214. [22:00:08] <Strifey> 6df+8 looking down
  215. [22:00:08] <Glacon> Strifey: looking down: 5 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
  216. [22:00:09] <Gara> 6df+4 FUckin a.
  217. [22:00:09] <Glacon> Gara: FUckin a.: 2 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
  218. [22:00:30] <LucienTel> 6df+4 Come on man...
  219. [22:00:31] <Glacon> LucienTel: Come on man...: 4 (6df+4=-, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  220. [22:00:37] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  221. [22:00:38] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 9 (6df+5=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  222. [22:01:07] <RogetGM> Everyone but Sej, Loren and Kens(who are presumably ducking for cover) sees this inscription on the rock: "Tell us truth," we cried, "oh voice, and we will break the world like sweet, sweet eggs before the mother, the hen, the television! Television voice, speak!"
  223. [22:01:30] <Strifey> "What."
  224. [22:01:47] <AgentFlowers> "Did we lose the sub to bad poets? Corbette is gonna kill us."
  225. [22:01:47] <MonkeyBomb> "The hell." Griffin gets a closer look.
  226. [22:01:51] <Dr_Kens> "What's going on?"
  227. [22:01:56] <Dr_Kens> "Is it safe yet?"
  228. [22:02:08] <PaulS_laptop> "I think we ought to be very careful with what we tell to them"
  229. [22:02:22] <PaulS_laptop> "We should find a doorway out of this room"
  230. [22:02:25] <MonkeyBomb> "Who's 'them'?"
  231. [22:02:30] <LucienTel> "Hell what was that?" Sej regains herself
  232. [22:02:36] <Strifey> "No one mention firefly."
  233. [22:02:40] <PaulS_laptop> "Whoever lives here"
  234. [22:02:46] <RogetGM> Loren, compelling curious. As you look around the room, you feel drawn to the plaque. Roll mdef to resist.
  235. [22:03:04] <PaulS_laptop> "Rick, if this is a place where Firefly got a second season, we need tobring back the DVDs"
  236. [22:03:07] <Gara> 6df+6 Oh shit, compels? Also, accepting, regaining AP. Whoo.
  237. [22:03:08] <Glacon> Gara: Oh shit, compels? Also, accepting, regaining AP. Whoo.: 8 (6df+6=0, 0, +, 0, 0, +)
  238. [22:03:46] <RogetGM> Loren, you feel... like that plaque is really, really cool. Something people should check out. Go take a look at it.
  239. [22:04:01] * FlameShirt (Mibbit@synIRC-9500DAAF.range5-81.btcentralplus.com) has joined
  240. [22:04:08] <Gara> Okay! She walks over to it. It is the coolest ever, isn't it?
  241. [22:04:19] <Strifey> "Loren. . ."
  242. [22:04:20] <RogetGM> So cool
  243. [22:04:30] <Gara> "Come with me, then."
  244. [22:04:40] <RogetGM> It says "Man's greatness comes from knowing he is wretched: a tree does not know it is wretched. Do you feel cool yet?"
  245. [22:04:49] <Strifey> Rick follows carefully.
  246. [22:04:53] * FlameShirt has left
  247. [22:05:02] <Gara> "... What?"
  248. [22:05:05] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin looks at the mural, which seems to be the center of attention at the moment.
  249. [22:05:13] <Gara> "This wasn't cool."
  250. [22:05:30] <AgentFlowers> "Lor, what is it?" Lily is looking out for any threats.
  251. [22:05:34] <Strifey> "Man's greatness comes from fundamental liberties and the pursuit of personal and collective happiness."
  252. [22:05:48] <Dr_Kens> Kens looks at everyone. "Come on guys, what's so good about that rock? I don't think that's good for any of us."
  253. [22:05:48] <Strifey> Rick lectures the plaque.
  254. [22:05:52] <Gara> "Some bullshit philsophical thing."
  255. [22:05:54] <PaulS_laptop> "Man's greatneess comes from Coffee."
  256. [22:06:03] <PaulS_laptop> "And plus, none of us are cool"
  257. [22:06:04] <Dr_Kens> "Amen to that."
  258. [22:06:05] <Strifey> "That too."
  259. [22:06:10] <PaulS_laptop> "Shall we depart?"
  260. [22:06:21] <Dr_Kens> "Speak for yourself, Bill. I'm feeling pretty cool."
  261. [22:06:26] <Gara> "I'm pretty damn cool."
  262. [22:06:29] <LucienTel> "We oughtta move."
  263. [22:06:38] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin grins foolishly. He's cool too.
  264. [22:06:47] <PaulS_laptop> "Let's go" Bill heads for the doorway out of the room
  265. [22:06:48] <Gara> "Yeah, lets go."
  266. [22:06:50] <Dr_Kens> "But yes, let's get going." Kens moves to look through the velvet-covered doorway.
  267. [22:06:54] <RogetGM> Do they go to the next room?
  268. [22:06:58] <Dr_Kens> Kens is.
  269. [22:07:00] <Gara> Loren follows, "Lets move it up, Lil."
  270. [22:07:02] <RogetGM> Pause for description, then
  271. [22:07:11] <LucienTel> Sej follows bill
  272. [22:08:18] <RogetGM> Once they go past the black velvet curtain, they're met by white, blank screens on all sides, with them standing on a slighly suspended catwalk. Looks like the inside of an apple store, without any products. Each one of the screens has black text reading 'If Babe Ruth was that great, why did he need a bat?"
  273. [22:08:23] <RogetGM> [/unpause]
  274. [22:08:39] <Gara> "..."
  275. [22:08:42] <Gara> "Because..."
  276. [22:08:45] <Gara> "That's just..."
  277. [22:08:50] <Gara> "That's how you play baseball..."
  278. [22:08:58] <PaulS_laptop> "So we're in an abstract art universe?"
  279. [22:09:11] <Gara> Loren confused at the screens. "Yes. Hell."
  280. [22:09:13] <Dr_Kens> "I guess so?"
  281. [22:09:14] <RogetGM> There's a loud buzzing sound.
  282. [22:09:20] <Gara> "Wel- What the fuck is that."
  283. [22:09:22] <Dr_Kens> "OH GOD BEES"
  284. [22:09:26] <RogetGM> The text changes to "Love someone. 15 points"
  285. [22:09:29] <PaulS_laptop> "Something annoying"
  286. [22:09:31] * Strifey has quit (Client exited)
  287. [22:09:37] <PaulS_laptop> "I love you, Rick"
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  290. [22:09:51] <RogetGM> *BZZZZZZZZZZZT*
  291. [22:09:54] <LucienTel> Sej turns to Griffon
  292. [22:09:54] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin's not immediately inclined to obey random monitors in a freak show like this.
  293. [22:09:59] <RogetGM> Bill, roll pdef to not die
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  298. [22:10:14] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin raises an eyebrow. "Really?"
  299. [22:10:30] <Gara> "So, yeah."
  300. [22:10:35] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 pdef to not die
  301. [22:10:35] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: pdef to not die: 5 (6df+5=0, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
  302. [22:10:40] <Gara> Loren has a bad idea.
  303. [22:10:45] <RogetGM> er, mdef
  304. [22:10:46] <RogetGM> not pdef
  305. [22:10:47] <RogetGM> mdef
  306. [22:10:49] <LucienTel> She looks away as the buzzer alarms her
  307. [22:10:59] * Strife has quit (Client exited)
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  311. [22:11:06] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+9 mdef, using the same tag as last time. He probably is unaware of the mental hazard.
  312. [22:11:07] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: mdef, using the same tag as last time. He probably is unaware of the mental hazard.: 7 (6df+9=0, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  313. [22:11:25] <RogetGM> 6df+7 PROBABLY MEMETIC OR SOMETHING
  314. [22:11:26] <Glacon> RogetGM: PROBABLY MEMETIC OR SOMETHING: 6 (6df+7=0, -, -, +, -, +)
  315. [22:12:23] <RogetGM> Bill, you feel the sudden urge to admit that you aren't that cool. You feel recollections of Libya, and imagined nightmare of the houses where they cut people up by their toes. But, you handle it. No mind lost.
  316. [22:12:35] * salvagebar is now known as salaavagebar
  317. [22:13:26] <PaulS_laptop> "You know, I don't think any of us are cool"
  318. [22:13:34] <PaulS_laptop> "except you, new guy"
  319. [22:13:36] <AgentFlowers> "In the future, try not to aggravate the skip, okay?"
  320. [22:13:38] <Dr_Kens> "Speak for yourself.
  321. [22:13:41] <Dr_Kens> "
  322. [22:13:46] <MonkeyBomb> "Hey.. Thanks. I guess."
  323. [22:13:56] <Strifey> "I dunno, it's kinda chilly here."
  324. [22:14:00] <RogetGM> There's the sound of a speaker.
  325. [22:14:04] <Gara> "Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm cool."
  326. [22:14:04] <RogetGM> "Excuse me?"
  327. [22:14:15] <LucienTel> Sej listens
  328. [22:14:18] <Strifey> "You're excused."
  329. [22:14:41] <Strifey> Rick is reflexively polite.
  330. [22:14:42] <RogetGM> "Hello? Hello? Is anybody listening?"
  331. [22:14:45] <LucienTel> ~Oh hell we're in some pretentious poets mind aren't we~
  332. [22:14:55] <Dr_Kens> "Cool guy Kens, is, yes. What's up?"
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  334. [22:15:18] <RogetGM> "You are the uh, ones who kill, to protect, yes yes?"
  335. [22:15:27] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin waits and listens.
  336. [22:15:31] <PaulS_laptop> "No. I kill because they pay me"
  337. [22:15:33] <Gara> "Nope."
  338. [22:15:43] <Gara> "We contain to protect."
  339. [22:15:45] <Dr_Kens> "I don't kill. I do protect, though."
  340. [22:15:47] <RogetGM> "You have uh, special containment to figure it out, i know."
  341. [22:15:56] <LucienTel> ~Well, you could word it that way~
  342. [22:16:18] <Strifey> "I think that all killing is to protect, really."
  343. [22:16:25] <MonkeyBomb> "Excuse me, but... Who ARE you?" Griffin asks in a neutral way.
  344. [22:16:26] <RogetGM> "Your item number is under the water. I think I'd describe you as baby killers, who destroy entire realities without remorse. Definitely Keter, I think."
  345. [22:16:34] <RogetGM> He doesn't seem to hear you
  346. [22:16:50] <PaulS_laptop> "Huh"
  347. [22:16:51] <Gara> "Eh, lets just find the door."
  348. [22:16:53] <MonkeyBomb> ~Oh shit.~
  349. [22:16:56] <PaulS_laptop> "Item number under the water?"
  350. [22:17:01] <Dr_Kens> "You're the worst researcher ever."
  351. [22:17:04] <PaulS_laptop> "Okay, shall we continue?" to Loren
  352. [22:17:05] <Dr_Kens> Kens looks for an exit.
  353. [22:17:11] <RogetGM> "Addenda... you don't know why you do what you do, but some people say it's for the greater good. We know all about it. We have your files."
  354. [22:17:12] <Gara> Loren looks for door.
  355. [22:17:30] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin doesn't like where this is going.
  356. [22:17:35] <RogetGM> "Kens, Rick, Loren, Lily, and some fresh grinding meat, right?"
  357. [22:17:50] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin frowns.
  358. [22:17:51] <PaulS_laptop> "Missed one who's less fresh than Rick"
  359. [22:17:58] <Dr_Kens> Kens raises an eyebrow.
  360. [22:18:05] <Gara> "You're pretty fresh yourself, Bill."
  361. [22:18:06] <Strifey> "Hey Bill, at some point we're going to have to start shooting out these speakers."
  362. [22:18:20] <PaulS_laptop> "less fresh than Rick, at least here. And yeah, I think that's a good idea"
  363. [22:18:25] <Gara> "Oh for fucks sake we are not doing that."
  364. [22:18:25] <LucienTel> Sej readies herself for that plan of action
  365. [22:18:29] <Gara> "No."
  366. [22:18:39] <RogetGM> "So, uh, that got your attention. Your crimes are unforgivable. The blood of millions is collectively in your hands. Do you think this is a good thing? Does this make you cool?"
  367. [22:18:40] <PaulS_laptop> Are there any doors out?
  368. [22:18:42] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin backs Loren up. "Bad idea, guys."
  369. [22:18:47] <Strifey> "Not quite yet, but eventually."
  370. [22:18:51] <RogetGM> There is a steel door on the other side of the catwalk."
  371. [22:18:54] <RogetGM> -"
  372. [22:18:59] <PaulS_laptop> "Eventually, after enough universes, yes"
  373. [22:19:06] <PaulS_laptop> "Door?" Bill gestures
  374. [22:19:07] <Gara> ~Why are you so stupid~ "Totally, the coolest." Loren starts to the door.
  375. [22:19:20] <Dr_Kens> Kens starts moving towards the steel door. "Just saying, the work I did helped save hundreds of lives in the Foundation."
  376. [22:19:28] <RogetGM> "This is the window into your private hell." The screens all turn to images of various poolboy ops, with emphasis on blood and guts.
  377. [22:19:29] <AgentFlowers> Lily goes with Loren, not even bothering to engage the skip.
  378. [22:19:41] <Gara> "Ah."
  379. [22:19:55] <Gara> Loren promptly decides there will be a corpse by the end of the mission.
  380. [22:20:02] <Gara> "This is actually pretty impressive."
  381. [22:20:04] <LucienTel> Sej follows lily and loren
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  385. [22:20:09] <RogetGM> "Lily, do you even remember what they did to you? Or have they not put the feelings back in you yet?"
  386. [22:20:10] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin blanches momentarily at the images, memories flashing through his mind.
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  388. [22:20:12] <PaulS_laptop> "Very creative, if less than effective"
  389. [22:20:27] <PaulS_laptop> Bill tries the door
  390. [22:20:29] <LucienTel> ~Well, they sure roll out a welcome wagon~
  391. [22:20:41] <AgentFlowers> "I don't even know what this thing is talking about."
  392. [22:20:50] <PaulS_laptop> ~Are We Having /Fun/ Yet?~
  393. [22:20:51] <MonkeyBomb> He gets over it quickly though.
  394. [22:20:56] <RogetGM> It's locked. Roll engineering to try and circumvent it.
  395. [22:21:06] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 DIS MY JAM
  396. [22:21:07] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: DIS MY JAM: 8 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, +, +)
  397. [22:21:10] <RogetGM> "Of course you don't. They won't let you remember it."
  398. [22:21:22] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 Backing Kens up if he doesn't for some reason.
  399. [22:21:23] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Backing Kens up if he doesn't for some reason.: 3 (6df+5=-, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  400. [22:21:47] <RogetGM> Kens got it. The room is filled with a thick black smoke.
  401. [22:22:00] <Strife> "back back back"
  402. [22:22:01] <RogetGM> "Are we cool yet?" Every monitor explodes simultaniously. Everyone, pdef
  403. [22:22:09] <Dr_Kens> Kens coughs and tries to clear the space around his face.
  404. [22:22:13] <Gara> 6df+6 Fucking glass!
  405. [22:22:13] <Glacon> Gara: Fucking glass!: 10 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, +, +)
  406. [22:22:17] <Dr_Kens> 6df+5 PDEF PLEASE
  407. [22:22:17] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: PDEF PLEASE: 7 (6df+5=0, +, +, -, 0, +)
  408. [22:22:17] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 "Nope, very uncool"
  409. [22:22:18] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: "Nope, very uncool": 2 (6df+5=0, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  410. [22:22:19] <Strife> Rick pulls the doctor backwards just to catch frag
  411. [22:22:29] <Strife> 6df+5 pdef
  412. [22:22:30] <Glacon> Strife: pdef: 6 (6df+5=-, -, +, 0, +, +)
  413. [22:22:36] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5
  414. [22:22:37] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: 6 (6df+5=-, +, -, +, +, 0)
  415. [22:22:39] <LucienTel> 6df+10 tagging Hard Headed
  416. [22:22:39] <Glacon> LucienTel: tagging Hard Headed: 11 (6df+10=0, -, +, -, +, +)
  417. [22:22:50] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 "Woah!"
  418. [22:22:51] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: "Woah!": 8 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  419. [22:23:08] <RogetGM> 6df+7 EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  420. [22:23:09] <Glacon> RogetGM: EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS: 6 (6df+7=-, -, +, 0, -, +)
  421. [22:23:48] <RogetGM> Bill, you catch a faceful of broken glass bits. -1 body and a -1 ranged due to blood in your eyes.
  422. [22:24:02] <AgentFlowers> "Bill!"
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  424. [22:24:17] <LucienTel> "Shit, Bill!"
  425. [22:24:21] <Gara> "Shit, Bill, you okay? Griffin, do work."
  426. [22:24:27] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin snaps into action. He approaches Bill and opens his bag.
  427. [22:24:34] <PaulS_laptop> Bill attempts to cover his eyes, failing. He hisses in pain
  428. [22:24:47] <MonkeyBomb> "Hold still..."
  429. [22:24:48] <Strife> "Okay, no more monitors, now."
  430. [22:24:52] <Dr_Kens> "Ah, crap. Griffin, let me know if you need help."
  431. [22:24:57] <PaulS_laptop> "Eyes"
  432. [22:25:19] <Strife> Rick goes prone and faces the door, ready and waiting to open up on anyone going through
  433. [22:25:27] <Gara> "Got it, go to work, Griffin."
  434. [22:25:28] <PaulS_laptop> Bill is clearly trying to choke down the pain of just having his face cut up
  435. [22:25:44] <LucienTel> Sej keeps watch at the door
  436. [22:25:56] <RogetGM> Sej, perception
  437. [22:26:17] <Gara> Loren looks into the smoke, trying to see if it is the same as the Prefab dust.
  438. [22:26:20] <Gara> Ash*
  439. [22:26:43] <AgentFlowers> Lily pulls her bandanna down over her nose and mouth.
  440. [22:26:47] <LucienTel> 6df+4
  441. [22:26:47] <Glacon> LucienTel: 5 (6df+4=0, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  442. [22:26:53] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+11 Tagging "Field Focused." Griffin begins carefully removing glass and cleaning the wounds.
  443. [22:26:53] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Tagging "Field Focused." Griffin begins carefully removing glass and cleaning the wounds.: 13 (6df+11=0, 0, +, 0, 0, +)
  444. [22:27:03] <RogetGM> Sej, agility
  445. [22:27:28] <LucienTel> 6df+5
  446. [22:27:28] <Glacon> LucienTel: 5 (6df+5=-, -, +, +, -, +)
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  448. [22:29:03] <RogetGM> Since there's no way the roll can fail, Bill regains his body and ranged. Griffon now has 1 ap
  449. [22:29:08] <RogetGM> 6df+7 RAR
  450. [22:29:09] <Glacon> RogetGM: RAR: 6 (6df+7=0, 0, +, 0, -, -)
  451. [22:29:34] <RogetGM> Sej, some thick, black gorilla-looking arm yanks you into the smokey room. Eek!
  452. [22:29:46] <Gara> "Contact."
  453. [22:30:02] <PaulS_laptop> "Thanks" Still clearly unhappy. He gets himself up "Where?"
  454. [22:30:08] <Gara> "In there."
  455. [22:30:09] <LucienTel> "Contact!" She shouts as she's yanked in
  456. [22:30:15] <Dr_Kens> "Fuck, no!" Kens tries to see into the smokey room. RogetGM Can he see anything inside?
  457. [22:30:16] <Gara> "It took meat."
  458. [22:30:22] <RogetGM> Perception
  459. [22:30:24] <Gara> "Don't fire in."
  460. [22:30:27] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin grabs his Beretta.
  461. [22:30:31] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 Eyes peerin' in.
  462. [22:30:32] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Eyes peerin' in.: 3 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, +, -)
  463. [22:30:33] <AgentFlowers> "Frig...!" Lily rushes to the doorway, rifle raised.
  464. [22:30:33] <Gara> Loren tries to look for movement.
  465. [22:30:37] <PaulS_laptop> "Fuck. Sej, what got you?!"
  466. [22:30:40] <Gara> 6df+8 Tagging Curiosity.
  467. [22:30:40] <Glacon> Gara: Tagging Curiosity.: 6 (6df+8=0, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  468. [22:30:41] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5 lookin
  469. [22:30:41] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: lookin: 5 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, +, 0)
  470. [22:30:46] <Gara> "Do not fire."
  471. [22:30:52] <Strife> Rick is still in the prone, looking closely.
  472. [22:30:53] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 Bill advances, trying to look
  473. [22:30:53] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Bill advances, trying to look: 6 (6df+7=+, -, -, 0, 0, 0)
  474. [22:31:05] <Strife> 6df+8 perception
  475. [22:31:05] <Glacon> Strife: perception: 4 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  476. [22:31:25] <RogetGM> Loren and Bill can see a vague, arachnid-like shape inside of the room. It looks thick, and it seems to be swaying back and forth.
  477. [22:31:47] <Gara> "Lets move in, we need to recover her."
  478. [22:31:50] <PaulS_laptop> "There!"
  479. [22:31:53] <Gara> She shines flashlight in.
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  481. [22:32:10] <PaulS_laptop> "Lot of arms. Light off, you won't see with it on!"
  482. [22:32:12] <RogetGM> The smoke seems to absorb the light
  483. [22:32:15] <PaulS_laptop> Bill moves in
  484. [22:32:17] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin stands by, ready for whatever.
  485. [22:32:20] <Strife> "Roger." Rick gets ready to breach and clear.
  486. [22:32:42] <AgentFlowers> Lily moves in, covering Bill.
  487. [22:32:45] <RogetGM> Bill, you hear a... mechanical grinding noise? Not a very organic sound.
  488. [22:32:51] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin follows closely, pistol raised.
  489. [22:32:55] <Dr_Kens> "Ready and willing." Kens readies his rifle.
  490. [22:33:04] <RogetGM> Pause for description
  491. [22:33:06] <Gara> Loren turns the light off.
  492. [22:33:06] <PaulS_laptop> "Sounds mechanical. May need you Kens"
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  494. [22:34:21] <RogetGM> Suddenly, the smoke /clears/ out of the room, probably from fans, and you see Sej struggling in the grip of a giant animatronic gorilla with spider legs ending in gorilla hands holding her. Around the room is various king kong related paraphenilia, all of it where King Kong has the weird spider legs.
  495. [22:34:27] * Strife (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  496. [22:34:58] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 engineering -> ranged maneuver. Find weak points!
  497. [22:34:59] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: engineering -> ranged maneuver. Find weak points!: 5 (6df+5=0, -, 0, 0, +, 0)
  498. [22:35:25] <PaulS_laptop> is maneuver successful?
  499. [22:35:38] <RogetGM> It's an animatronic gorilla. Like disney world. You just shoot some holes in it, and it doesn't react at all.
  500. [22:35:55] <Strife> 6df+8 perception - > ranged looking for a power source
  501. [22:35:56] <Glacon> Strife: perception - > ranged looking for a power source: 8 (6df+8=+, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  502. [22:36:26] <RogetGM> Rick sees it's plugged into the wall.
  503. [22:36:55] <Gara> "How can we kill this thing?" Loren has a very nice knife out and open.
  504. [22:37:13] <Strife> "Power outlet."
  505. [22:37:19] <Dr_Kens> "Oh..."
  506. [22:37:26] <Strife> Rick opens up as soon as he has a shot.
  507. [22:37:27] <RogetGM> "You can't kill something that isn't alive, stupid." says the gorilla.
  508. [22:37:28] <Dr_Kens> Kens runs for the outlet to unplug it.
  509. [22:37:38] <PaulS_laptop> "You see it too? Think we can get to it, or do we just shoot it?"
  510. [22:37:55] <Strife> Or not, if people are in front of it
  511. [22:38:16] <AgentFlowers> Lily covers Kens!
  512. [22:38:24] <RogetGM> Kens, agility
  513. [22:38:33] <Dr_Kens> 6df+1 Well fuck. Agi.
  514. [22:38:34] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Well fuck. Agi.: -2 (6df+1=-, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  515. [22:38:47] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 ranged to cover him!
  516. [22:38:47] <Gara> Loren runs forward herself, going for it all on her own.
  517. [22:38:48] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: ranged to cover him!: 5 (6df+6=-, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  518. [22:38:52] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+11 counting that maneuver. One round, at the plug itself if Kens is out of the way.
  519. [22:38:52] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: counting that maneuver. One round, at the plug itself if Kens is out of the way.: 15 (6df+11=+, +, +, -, +, +)
  520. [22:38:59] <LucienTel> 6df+6 nonono strugglecuddle
  521. [22:38:59] <Glacon> LucienTel: nonono strugglecuddle: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  522. [22:39:36] <Strife> 6df+10 where the plug meets the wall.
  523. [22:39:36] <Glacon> Strife: where the plug meets the wall.: 11 (6df+10=+, -, 0, 0, 0, +)
  524. [22:39:45] <RogetGM> pause for description
  525. [22:39:57] <LucienTel> ~Im gonna smear this fucker when i get out~
  526. [22:41:05] <RogetGM> Just as Kens, Loren, and everyone either unload at or unplug the gorilla, Sej squirms out, knocking the poor thing over. Everyone manages to scramble out of the way, except for kens, who is trapped. Roll pdef to determine damage. ALso the gorilla caught on fire from landing on its own plug. Electrical fire.
  527. [22:41:07] <RogetGM> aaand go
  528. [22:41:30] <Gara> Who rolls PDef?
  529. [22:41:40] <Dr_Kens> 6df+5 pdef GOD DAMNIT GLACON YOU PIECE OF SHIT BOT
  530. [22:41:40] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: pdef GOD DAMNIT GLACON YOU PIECE OF SHIT BOT: 6 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  531. [22:41:53] <RogetGM> Just the critfailer
  532. [22:42:01] <RogetGM> 6df+8 I'MMA WHOMP YOU
  533. [22:42:02] <Glacon> RogetGM: I'MMA WHOMP YOU: 10 (6df+8=-, +, +, +, -, +)
  534. [22:42:05] <Dr_Kens> FUCK
  535. [22:42:59] <RogetGM> -1 body to Kens, and also wow is that a back injury? Because it feels like a back injury. -1 penalty to agility for the remainder of the run, it's too major for medical personnel to attend to in the field. /critfail
  536. [22:43:24] <MonkeyBomb> "Oh shit! C'mon, give me a hand." Griffin rushes over towards the gorilla.
  537. [22:43:27] <AgentFlowers> Lily runs forward to aid Kens, strength to lift it enough to get him out?
  538. [22:43:35] <PaulS_laptop> Bill rushes over, to lift the gorilla
  539. [22:43:39] <Dr_Kens> Kens screams out in pain. "GAH, FUCK."
  540. [22:43:46] <RogetGM> Roll strength, DC of 8 to lift
  541. [22:43:49] <PaulS_laptop> "Sej, you alright enough to help move this?"
  542. [22:43:49] <Strife> Rick pulls security.
  543. [22:43:59] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin lifts too, hurrying before the fire spreads.
  544. [22:44:00] <AgentFlowers> 6df+8 tagging
  545. [22:44:00] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: tagging: 8 (6df+8=-, -, +, 0, +, 0)
  546. [22:44:05] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 Bill puts his weight intto this.
  547. [22:44:05] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Bill puts his weight intto this.: 5 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, -, +, 0)
  548. [22:44:10] <LucienTel> Sej gets up "Yea"
  549. [22:44:27] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5 HEAVE
  550. [22:44:28] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: HEAVE: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  551. [22:44:32] <LucienTel> 6df+6 Sej assisting bill
  552. [22:44:32] <Glacon> LucienTel: Sej assisting bill: 6 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, +, 0)
  553. [22:44:58] <AgentFlowers> "Tabarnak do you guys even /liiiift/..."
  554. [22:45:00] <RogetGM> Lily basically lifts it enough for kens to crawl out on her own. Do you guys even lift?
  555. [22:45:15] <Gara> "Good job, Lil."
  556. [22:45:24] <Gara> "Kens, Saj, you okay?"
  557. [22:45:25] <Dr_Kens> Kens crawls out. And he's not a girl.
  558. [22:45:48] <RogetGM> He might as well be
  559. [22:45:48] <PaulS_laptop> "Doc, can we move Kens out off here? Got a fire here"
  560. [22:45:48] <LucienTel> "Fine," She looks at the heap "I wanted to skin that fucker"
  561. [22:46:00] <Gara> "Got it." Loren looks for a door.
  562. [22:46:02] <RogetGM> There's a door to the left, with another velvet curtain.
  563. [22:46:32] <Gara> "Lets go."
  564. [22:46:33] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin approaches Kens. "You alright?"
  565. [22:46:34] <LucienTel> Sej grabs her weapon she may have dropped "Let's move"
  566. [22:46:39] <Dr_Kens> "Gah, fuck, I'm okay, I'll be alright." He stands up and grunts in pain. "Just keep going."
  567. [22:46:47] <Strife> "okay, I'll go through first, with cord so you guys can pull me back if need be."
  568. [22:47:03] <RogetGM> Pause for description.
  569. [22:47:42] <RogetGM> The room is bare, and white. Simple concrete. There is a dead looking body in the center of the room, with a knife in his back. A painting on the wall reads "Burn an irreplaceable object. Replace it. 100 points"
  570. [22:47:47] <RogetGM> [/unpause]
  571. [22:48:24] <Strife> "Information is never lost, so nothing is irreplaceable."
  572. [22:48:26] <Dr_Kens> Kens limps over to the dead body. Kens looks to see if it's actually dead. RogetGM Can I roll medical to see?
  573. [22:48:42] <Gara> Loren walks over, and looks at the knife.
  574. [22:48:43] <RogetGM> Yes
  575. [22:48:43] <LucienTel> "Whoa, I remember the last time they offered us points"
  576. [22:48:57] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks over the rest of the room. "Don't touch the body"
  577. [22:49:00] <Strife> "Hey Bill, can I borrow your lighter?"
  578. [22:49:00] <Gara> She puts her gloves on.
  579. [22:49:02] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin approaches cautiously.
  580. [22:49:15] <PaulS_laptop> "Catch" lightertoss, whilst looking about
  581. [22:49:16] <Gara> "We're not burning anything."
  582. [22:49:25] <AgentFlowers> "I hate performance art."
  583. [22:49:32] <PaulS_laptop> "Oil too, rick?"
  584. [22:49:40] <Gara> "Not burning anything."
  585. [22:50:02] <Gara> She looks at the knife. What kind of knife is it?
  586. [22:50:02] <LucienTel> "Does no on remember the love someone thing?"
  587. [22:50:24] <PaulS_laptop> "I do. You got an idea?"
  588. [22:50:29] <LucienTel> Sej suspicious
  589. [22:50:37] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 Medical. Is this dead body actually dead?
  590. [22:50:38] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Medical. Is this dead body actually dead?: 7 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, -, +)
  591. [22:50:41] <AgentFlowers> "No one is following any instructions given to us by a skip that is probably memetic or something."
  592. [22:51:02] <RogetGM> The painting suddenly bursts into flames. It burns for several seconds, leaving this message seared into the ash behind it on the wall. "Bang your head against a wall. 3 points"
  593. [22:51:13] <MonkeyBomb> "What the fuck..."
  594. [22:51:15] <Gara> Loren backs the fuck up.
  595. [22:51:23] <Strife> "It's always probably memetic or something."
  596. [22:51:26] <RogetGM> everyone, mdef
  597. [22:51:33] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6
  598. [22:51:34] <RogetGM> DC of 7
  599. [22:51:34] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 8 (6df+6=+, +, 0, -, +, 0)
  600. [22:51:41] <Gara> 6df+6 Is it probably memetic or something yet?
  601. [22:51:41] <Glacon> Gara: Is it probably memetic or something yet?: 9 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, +, 0)
  602. [22:51:49] <Strife> 6df+6 cooome on Glacon
  603. [22:51:49] <Dr_Kens> 6df+4 Welp, it was nice knowing you guys.
  604. [22:51:50] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+9 using last AP.
  605. [22:51:50] <Glacon> Strife: cooome on Glacon: 4 (6df+6=0, -, 0, -, -, +)
  606. [22:51:50] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: using last AP.: 11 (6df+9=+, -, -, +, +, +)
  607. [22:51:50] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Welp, it was nice knowing you guys.: 3 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, -, +, -)
  608. [22:52:06] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5 Yay! Imminent death!
  609. [22:52:07] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Yay! Imminent death!: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, +, -, -, +)
  610. [22:52:13] <LucienTel> 6df+ 5
  611. [22:52:26] <LucienTel> 6df+5
  612. [22:52:26] <Glacon> LucienTel: 5 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, 0, -, 0)
  613. [22:52:36] <RogetGM> Everyone but kens who failed the DC
  614. [22:52:38] <RogetGM> roll pdef
  615. [22:53:04] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5 Yay! More imminent death!
  616. [22:53:05] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Yay! More imminent death!: 4 (6df+5=-, +, +, -, -, 0)
  617. [22:53:08] <LucienTel> 6df+6 Imma be fine...
  618. [22:53:09] <Glacon> LucienTel: Imma be fine...: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  619. [22:53:14] <RogetGM> DC of 6 here
  620. [22:53:45] <Strife> 6df+5 no coat for protection :c
  621. [22:53:46] <Glacon> Strife: no coat for protection :c: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  622. [22:56:34] <RogetGM> Everyone who failed this DC(bascially just Griffin) repeatedly slams their head into the floor, suffering -1 body. Everyone but Kens, Lily, and Bill /really really/ thinks what Griffin is doing is cool and original, and see nothing wrong with it. Kens, instead of baning you head into the floor, you bash this guy you just determined was still alive's head into the floor. Lotsa blood. Nobody but Lily, and Bill sees an issue with that ei
  623. [22:56:34] <RogetGM> ther.
  624. [22:56:37] <RogetGM> and go
  625. [22:56:59] <Strife> "...."
  626. [22:57:12] <Dr_Kens> "Man, this is the true way of getting a-head in life!"
  627. [22:57:14] <Strife> "We assuming zombies now?"
  628. [22:57:29] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin smashes his head into the floor for some reason. It probably hurts but he keep doing it.
  629. [22:57:31] <PaulS_laptop> "Fuck. FUCK"
  630. [22:57:42] <PaulS_laptop> "Lily, get Griffen. Stop him"
  631. [22:57:46] <PaulS_laptop> "I got Kens"
  632. [22:57:47] <LucienTel> ~The hell, artists..~
  633. [22:57:57] * Nioki is now known as Nioki_AWAY
  634. [22:58:09] <Gara> "Kens! Stop!"
  635. [22:58:14] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 strength to grab Kens.
  636. [22:58:14] <RogetGM> Loren also thinks this is fucked up
  637. [22:58:15] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: strength to grab Kens.: 2 (6df+5=-, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  638. [22:58:23] <AgentFlowers> "Griffin!" Lily rushes forward and grabs him around the shoulders.
  639. [22:58:24] <Gara> 6df+4 Strength to grab Kens
  640. [22:58:24] <Glacon> Gara: Strength to grab Kens: 6 (6df+4=-, 0, +, +, +, 0)
  641. [22:58:26] <Dr_Kens> "Huh? Why? It's awesome! Look!"
  642. [22:58:26] <RogetGM> Kens, roll strength to resist
  643. [22:58:35] <Dr_Kens> 6df+2 Strength
  644. [22:58:35] <RogetGM> smash smash smash smash
  645. [22:58:35] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Strength: 4 (6df+2=-, +, +, 0, 0, +)
  646. [22:58:48] <LucienTel> "What? He's just playing along, relax."
  647. [22:58:52] <AgentFlowers> 6df+4 strength to hold Griffin
  648. [22:58:53] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: strength to hold Griffin: 4 (6df+4=0, 0, +, +, -, -)
  649. [22:58:59] <RogetGM> Loren grabs kens away
  650. [22:59:07] <Strife> "Wait, what?"
  651. [22:59:09] <PaulS_laptop> "Yeah, playing along is /not/ good"
  652. [22:59:11] <Gara> "Oy! Stop, please!"
  653. [22:59:13] * Aphex_ has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  654. [22:59:15] <PaulS_laptop> "Fucking memetic skip"
  655. [22:59:15] <RogetGM> Griffin, strength to let someone stop you slamming your head into the floor
  656. [22:59:20] <RogetGM> like a fucking asshole
  657. [22:59:21] <Gara> "We don't play along with skips!"
  658. [22:59:25] <Dr_Kens> Kens struggles but is pulled away.
  659. [22:59:36] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5 I'm... Too... Cool to stop!!!
  660. [22:59:36] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: I'm... Too... Cool to stop!!!: 6 (6df+5=+, -, -, +, 0, +)
  661. [22:59:54] <Strife> Rick is scanning the room, waiting for other threats cuz everything here is cool.
  662. [23:00:03] <PaulS_laptop> "Sej. Help Lily!"
  663. [23:00:18] <Gara> Loren continues to hold Kens
  664. [23:00:38] <LucienTel> 6df+6 "On it" stops lily
  665. [23:00:38] <Glacon> LucienTel: "On it" stops lily: 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, +, 0)
  666. [23:01:00] <RogetGM> What is Sej rolling against?
  667. [23:01:07] <AgentFlowers> "Not me you dumb hoser, Griffin!"
  668. [23:01:18] <RogetGM> oh grabbin lily
  669. [23:01:19] <RogetGM> ok
  670. [23:01:19] <LucienTel> by bad, helping lily
  671. [23:01:22] <RogetGM> ok
  672. [23:01:42] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 help Lily get Griffen. Three against one. "Come on, doc."
  673. [23:01:42] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: help Lily get Griffen. Three against one. "Come on, doc.": 4 (6df+5=0, -, 0, +, 0, -)
  674. [23:01:43] <RogetGM> Sej successfully stops Griffins fun time. Griffin, man this chick is an asshole!
  675. [23:01:55] <PaulS_laptop> redact
  676. [23:02:01] <Dr_Kens> "Fine, killjoys." Kens sighs and grumbles.
  677. [23:02:17] <Gara> "Yup."
  678. [23:02:21] <PaulS_laptop> "You can bash someething to fuck and back later, Kens"
  679. [23:02:27] <LucienTel> "Griffin get your head out of your ass. Have your fun later."
  680. [23:02:43] <RogetGM> "Are we having fun yet?" garbles an unseen loudspeaker
  681. [23:02:52] <Gara> "Nope."
  682. [23:02:54] <Gara> "Lets go."
  683. [23:03:00] <Gara> Loren lets go of Kens.
  684. [23:03:15] <Strife> 6df+8 find the loud speaker to shoot it.
  685. [23:03:15] <Glacon> Strife: find the loud speaker to shoot it.: 10 (6df+8=+, +, 0, +, 0, -)
  686. [23:03:28] <MonkeyBomb> "No," Griffin says angrily to the speaker, blood dripping down his face.
  687. [23:03:37] <AgentFlowers> "I am going to personally drag speaker dude back to the site and forget him in a cell. Let him paint the walls until the heat death of the universe."
  688. [23:03:51] <RogetGM> There's a loudspeaker above the velvet curtain
  689. [23:04:09] <LucienTel> To the Speaker "Up yours too buddy"
  690. [23:04:13] <Strife> 6df+6 5.56 diplomacy.
  691. [23:04:14] <Glacon> Strife: 5.56 diplomacy.: 5 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, +, 0)
  692. [23:04:40] <RogetGM> Sej, compelling Hard headed. How /dare/ these fuckers mess with you guys like this? Are they fucking wise guys? Roll mdef to resist the urge to go in the next room and give them what for, DC 8
  693. [23:05:01] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin can't stand; he's too woozy. There's also a lot of blood in his eyes, so he can't see very well either.
  694. [23:05:19] <LucienTel> 6df+5 These Fuckers...
  695. [23:05:20] <Glacon> LucienTel: These Fuckers...: 7 (6df+5=0, +, -, 0, +, +)
  696. [23:05:21] <PaulS_laptop> Bill grabs Griffen up "Come on, Doc"
  697. [23:05:24] <RogetGM> Griffin has a killer headache. Not cool.
  698. [23:05:40] <RogetGM> Sej, you have to go in the next room. They think they're so cool? Think again.
  699. [23:05:57] <Dr_Kens> Kens stands up and grumbles somewhat loudly.
  700. [23:06:09] <LucienTel> Sej grabs her gun and heads for the next door "I'm gonna starngle you with your own goddamn intestines buddy!"
  701. [23:06:15] <LucienTel> She's really pissed
  702. [23:06:26] <RogetGM> "Cool off."
  703. [23:06:31] <PaulS_laptop> "Guys! On Sej. She's gonna do somethin' stupid"
  704. [23:06:35] <RogetGM> pause for conclusion of rolls and description
  705. [23:06:38] <PaulS_laptop> "Cover her"
  706. [23:08:47] <RogetGM> Rick shoots the shit out of the speaker, and sparks burn on Sej's shoulders as she bursts into the next room. It's a nondescript gray corridor, about thirty feet long, with a miror at the end of it. As she runs down the hall, it suddenly descends into stairs, and she finds herself unable to keep her momentum going, almost tumbling down, down, down.
  707. [23:08:51] <RogetGM> [/unpause]
  708. [23:09:22] <PaulS_laptop> Bill assists Griffen along from the rear
  709. [23:09:34] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin's still on the floor, recovering from his self-inflicted cranial trauma.
  710. [23:09:41] <MonkeyBomb> Until Bill helps him up, that is.
  711. [23:09:48] <LucienTel> "SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!" Sej tumbles
  712. [23:09:52] <RogetGM> Anyone following Sej, you see no stairs. Just a plastic sign at the end, and Sej kinda flailing on the floor
  713. [23:10:01] <Gara> Loren continues to move up, and looks at Sej.
  714. [23:10:05] <Gara> "Uhhhh."
  715. [23:10:05] <Dr_Kens> Kens walks over to the door, kicking the body once though, and then going to Sej.
  716. [23:10:08] <Gara> "Ummmmmmm."
  717. [23:10:10] <Gara> "....."
  718. [23:10:14] <Gara> "Sej?"
  719. [23:10:19] <Gara> "What... are you doing?"
  720. [23:10:25] <AgentFlowers> Lily goes forward to aid Sej, in case Kens needs someone to hold her down.
  721. [23:10:27] <LucienTel> Flails. "FUCK STAIRS!"
  722. [23:10:28] <Strife> Rick follows as quickly as possible. Let the team help Sej, he'll look for external threats and speakers.
  723. [23:10:30] <Dr_Kens> "Sej, is this some new cool thing to do?"
  724. [23:10:40] <RogetGM> Everyone approaching, mdef
  725. [23:10:48] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6
  726. [23:10:49] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, -, 0)
  727. [23:10:51] <Gara> 6df+6 Come the fuck at me.
  728. [23:10:51] <Glacon> Gara: Come the fuck at me.: 8 (6df+6=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  729. [23:10:57] <Dr_Kens> 6df+4 I swear to god Glacon loves watching Kens fail mdef rolls.
  730. [23:10:57] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: I swear to god Glacon loves watching Kens fail mdef rolls.: 6 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  731. [23:11:10] <Strife> 6df+6 mdefy
  732. [23:11:11] <Glacon> Strife: mdefy: 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, -, +)
  733. [23:11:41] <RogetGM> That everyone?
  734. [23:12:20] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 Bill isn't even in the room yet but sure
  735. [23:12:21] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Bill isn't even in the room yet but sure: 3 (6df+7=-, -, -, -, +, -)
  736. [23:13:09] <MonkeyBomb> 6df+5 Griffin'll roll too.
  737. [23:13:10] <Glacon> MonkeyBomb: Griffin'll roll too.: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  738. [23:13:31] <PaulS_laptop> make that a 1 for bill
  739. [23:13:39] <PaulS_laptop> since that's a 5, not a 7
  740. [23:13:56] <RogetGM> Bill, Lily, Griffin and Rick, as you approach Sej, you feel vertigo. The room tips up, like some giant on the other end is lifting it up for a caber toss, and you feel yourselves tumbling down, down, past the miror, and into darkness. Everyone else sees them drop and start spazzing out on the floor.
  741. [23:14:10] <Gara> "..."
  742. [23:14:15] * Kuroiten (~Kuroiten@synIRC-1AE0E8F0.client.mchsi.com) has joined
  743. [23:14:16] <Gara> "... Guys?"
  744. [23:14:20] <Gara> "What the fuck are you doing?"
  745. [23:14:24] <PaulS_laptop> Bill finds himself tumbling "fuuuuuck"
  746. [23:14:26] <Strife> "Mooooootheeeeerfuuuuuucker"
  747. [23:14:31] <PaulS_laptop> he brings Griffen down with him
  748. [23:14:32] <MonkeyBomb> Griffin nearly passes out. He's already woozy. "Shiiiiiiiit."
  749. [23:14:39] <Gara> Loren is just looking at them.
  750. [23:14:50] <Dr_Kens> "What the fuck is everyone doing?" Kens looks at everyone with crazy eyes.
  751. [23:14:51] <RogetGM> Bill clumsily grapples Griffin
  752. [23:14:52] <Gara> With this expression of 'what the holy fuck are you people doing?'
  753. [23:15:02] <LucienTel> "I'm gonna kick so much ass!"
  754. [23:15:18] <Gara> "... Drag them along?"
  755. [23:15:27] <Gara> Loren tries to drag Lily forwards.
  756. [23:15:33] <Strife> The trench coat performs important balance functions for Rick.
  757. [23:15:34] <Dr_Kens> "I guess?" Kens tries to drag Bill away.
  758. [23:16:11] <RogetGM> They successfully drag the out of their minds companions outta there. The sign at the end of the hall is affixed to the door. It reads "BOSS BATTLE"
  759. [23:16:34] <Gara> Loren goes back for Rick.
  760. [23:16:38] <Gara> And drags him forward.
  761. [23:16:52] <PaulS_laptop> Bill continues spazzing, dragged by a Kens
  762. [23:17:12] <LucienTel> Sej continues the Spaz fest
  763. [23:17:22] <Strife> Rick is dragged!
  764. [23:17:39] * MonkeyBomb has quit (Quit: MonkeyBomb)
  765. [23:17:45] <AgentFlowers> Lily is tense, accepting her fate.
  766. [23:17:46] <LucienTel> but is dragged
  767. [23:18:16] <Gara> Loren drags everyone forward, and tries to stand Lily up.
  768. [23:18:27] <RogetGM> Do they go in the room or just drag around
  769. [23:18:47] <Gara> Loren is going to try to see if they stop being spazzed idiots for the moment, first.
  770. [23:19:46] <RogetGM> They don't
  771. [23:19:53] <Dr_Kens> Kens stands by the doorway, thinking about going in, but not before helping the spazzy people. "Poor folks...I wonder if..." Kens kicks Bill in the knee.
  772. [23:20:38] <RogetGM> Bill, you feel AGONY as the feeling of a huge spike drills through your knee, you feel like everything below the knee is fucking gone oh god ow ow ow ow
  773. [23:20:58] <PaulS_laptop> "oh motheruffffcuck my leg!"
  774. [23:21:03] <Gara> "Good work."
  775. [23:21:09] <Gara> "... Lets just..."
  776. [23:21:09] <Dr_Kens> Does he stop spazzing?
  777. [23:21:12] <PaulS_laptop> "Sniper! Or something!"
  778. [23:21:14] <Gara> "Try to ge them home."
  779. [23:21:23] <PaulS_laptop> "Got my knee!"
  780. [23:21:38] <Dr_Kens> "Christ Bill! Your leg's still there! Pull yourself together!"
  781. [23:21:54] <Gara> Loren drags a couple of people into the next room. "Come on..."
  782. [23:22:11] <RogetGM> Pause for room description
  783. [23:22:56] <LucienTel> "I'm gonna burn down every staircase I can Find!"
  784. [23:24:16] <RogetGM> It's a big, big room. Looks like the inside of a warehouse all emptied out. The place you just walked out of looks like a big building within the warehouse, with some smoke wafting up from it. In front of you, standing on a Jeep, is a man in a fox mask, holding a microphone. There are two guys sitting in the car. In addition, there is a big bundle of dynamite suspended from the ceiling like a disco ball. There are several windows and
  785. [23:24:16] <RogetGM> doors you see natural sunlight coming in from.
  786. [23:24:28] <RogetGM> "Hello, my friends. Have a seat."
  787. [23:24:52] <Gara> "Is it cool if I don't?"
  788. [23:24:56] <Strife> Rick takes a breath, then continues swearing.
  789. [23:25:08] <Dr_Kens> Kens walks in a bit, still dragging Bill. "I think I'm cool enough to stand over here, thanks."
  790. [23:25:19] <RogetGM> "It would be if you were anywhere near cool. But, you're part of the man. So none of you get to be cool."
  791. [23:25:32] <Gara> "Damn."
  792. [23:25:34] <RogetGM> He shrugs. "Sorry, it's just... you must not be cool yet."
  793. [23:25:38] <Gara> "I also don' give a fuck."
  794. [23:25:42] <Gara> "What else?"
  795. [23:25:53] <RogetGM> He lays on his back. "Do you know where you are?"
  796. [23:26:26] <Dr_Kens> "I don't know, man, I'm feeling pretty cool." He looks up. "Some disco that critics are calling 'the bomb'?"
  797. [23:26:35] <Strife> "Worst escalatoooor evvvvvveeeeeee-"
  798. [23:26:50] <Dr_Kens> "Shut up Rick."
  799. [23:27:03] <Gara> "He's usually this annoying."
  800. [23:27:06] <RogetGM> The man laughs. "You could be cool, my friend. But you're working for the man."
  801. [23:27:09] <RogetGM> He stands
  802. [23:27:13] <LucienTel> "Why are this many stairs even necessary!"
  803. [23:27:22] <RogetGM> "I think I have a quote that sums up my opinion of you quite well."
  804. [23:27:39] <Strife> "Yours was beeeetttteer, dooooc"
  805. [23:27:39] <RogetGM> he clears his throat. "At the battle of the Somme, millions of Germans and French and British died. They were all from other worlds, and instead of understanding, they ground each other like meat. Did they think they were cool?"
  806. [23:28:02] <Gara> "That is a horrible quote."
  807. [23:28:30] <Dr_Kens> "Apt analogy, considering the killing fields of World War I, but it's a terrible question. I doubt they thought they were cool."
  808. [23:28:36] <PaulS_laptop> "fucking escalator"
  809. [23:28:46] <Dr_Kens> "Not now Bill, cool people are talking."
  810. [23:28:48] <RogetGM> "Then why do you think you're cool?"
  811. [23:28:53] <RogetGM> Everyone begins coming to
  812. [23:29:01] <Gara> "Oh, this is the guilt trip part."
  813. [23:29:10] <Gara> "Sorry, already had this shit."
  814. [23:29:15] <Gara> "I'll opt out, thanks."
  815. [23:29:16] <LucienTel> "Whoa...what..."
  816. [23:29:23] <AgentFlowers> "C...Canadians were at the Somme too...jerk..."
  817. [23:29:30] <LucienTel> Sej starts to get to her feet
  818. [23:29:39] <Dr_Kens> "Well, see, i think I'm cool because I make prosthetics that let me use my right arm again. I make technology that helps those injured get better."
  819. [23:29:41] <RogetGM> "It's not like you have a clean slate, friend. I'm not here to guilt you. I'm here to let you participate... in art."
  820. [23:29:43] <Strife> "Because I gave my bloody coat away."
  821. [23:30:11] <Dr_Kens> Kens taps his right arm. "This is art. This is creation. But your shit?" Kens points backwards. "That was not art. That was bullshit."
  822. [23:30:20] <LucienTel> Sej moves to join the others
  823. [23:30:27] <Strife> Rick tries to get to his feet, promptly falls flash on his face.
  824. [23:30:28] <PaulS_laptop> "ugh, gonnapuke" Bill rights himself slowly
  825. [23:30:32] <Gara> "Dude, I'm a fucking violinist."
  826. [23:30:44] <PaulS_laptop> "For the Love of God"
  827. [23:30:45] <RogetGM> "This is a testiment to how the man fails to properly prepare, or expect the unexpected. It's a sign that no matter how prepared you are, some pretentious asshole in a fox mask can make you run in circles for the better part of the day."
  828. [23:31:11] <RogetGM> "And how easy it is to get" he pulls out a sheaf of papers. "The things they don't want you to know."
  829. [23:31:18] <PaulS_laptop> "Are you familiar with that one?" as he continues to right himself
  830. [23:31:28] <PaulS_laptop> "the skull"
  831. [23:31:46] <Gara> "How long did it take for you to get all that?"
  832. [23:31:50] <Strife> Rick tries to come up with a oblivion theives guild joke, but can't.
  833. [23:32:14] <RogetGM> "Oh, last week, I think."
  834. [23:32:36] <RogetGM> "One more thing, before I turn you loose. Do you know where you are?"
  835. [23:32:41] <Gara> "Pretty impressive.Holy shit I will have so much fucking paperwork."
  836. [23:33:05] <Dr_Kens> "The only place that can fit your ego?"
  837. [23:33:20] <Dr_Kens> Kens crosses his arms. "Seriously, I've met politicians with smaller egos."
  838. [23:33:35] <Strife> "Cyrodil? No, doesn't work." Rick gets to his feet
  839. [23:33:36] <RogetGM> "The city of angels. Los Angeles. Nice city, if a bit smoggy."
  840. [23:33:47] <PaulS_laptop> Bill dizzliy looks about, looking for useful things in the background. Like that dynamite. "An art studio, full of the same dreck that Hirst lampooned"
  841. [23:33:51] <AgentFlowers> Lily gets to her feet. "I think I made myself a promise a couple rooms back."
  842. [23:33:51] <LucienTel> Sej woozy tries to listen
  843. [23:33:52] <PaulS_laptop> "that's where e are"
  844. [23:34:29] <Dr_Kens> "Los Angeles, not the city I would've pegged you artist wannabes to stay at. Why not New York City?"
  845. [23:34:39] <RogetGM> "Yeah. So, gallery's done. You have all been great sports. Especially you, Kens. Thanks a million for murdering that guy. It was great."
  846. [23:34:44] <RogetGM> He ignores the questions.
  847. [23:35:08] <Strife> "Or Austin, maybe? You're pretentious enough for it."
  848. [23:35:11] <AgentFlowers> Can Lily try to kneecap this guy with her gun?
  849. [23:35:15] <Dr_Kens> Kens doesn't say anything about the murdered guy. He just rubs his rifle.
  850. [23:35:37] <LucienTel> Sej grips her weapon but keeps it lowered
  851. [23:35:42] <RogetGM> "Toodles!" he hops in the sunroof, and the car takes off. Lily can shoot at the car as it speeds off.
  852. [23:35:48] <Dr_Kens> 6df+4 Ranged weapon, firing at the fox mask.
  853. [23:35:48] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Ranged weapon, firing at the fox mask.: 3 (6df+4=0, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  854. [23:35:59] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 boolits
  855. [23:36:00] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: boolits: 10 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, +, 0)
  856. [23:36:03] * PaulS_laptop1 (~paul@synIRC-17B2CB05.burl.east.myfairpoint.net) has joined
  857. [23:36:09] <Gara> Loren makes a finger gun at it , trying to shoot, hopfully.
  858. [23:36:19] <Strife> 6df+10 tagged to protect foundation information
  859. [23:36:19] <RogetGM> 6df+8 Fuck me
  860. [23:36:19] <Glacon> Strife: tagged to protect foundation information: 7 (6df+10=0, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  861. [23:36:20] <Glacon> RogetGM: Fuck me: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  862. [23:36:21] <LucienTel> Can anyone else shoot?
  863. [23:36:31] <RogetGM> Nop, nobody else was prepped to shoot boolit
  864. [23:37:00] <RogetGM> Lily, you bust out their rearview mirror, and you hear a yelp over the PA in here, but they speed off regardless.
  865. [23:37:06] * PaulS_laptop has quit (Ping timeout: 188 seconds)
  866. [23:37:16] <RogetGM> Y'all are alone, in a warehouse in LA, with a buncha dynamite
  867. [23:37:17] <RogetGM> wat do
  868. [23:37:40] <PaulS_laptop1> "So...do we call for pickup?"
  869. [23:37:41] <Strife> "Exfil, everyone!"
  870. [23:37:41] <Gara> "Well."
  871. [23:37:44] <AgentFlowers> "Did anyone get the license plate?"
  872. [23:37:45] <Gara> "Shit."
  873. [23:37:49] <Dr_Kens> "Well, we should probably get rid of the dynamite before someone hurts themselves."
  874. [23:37:52] <PaulS_laptop1> "or do we find ourselves a van"
  875. [23:37:53] <LucienTel> "Is, that thing rigged to blow?"
  876. [23:38:02] <PaulS_laptop1> "Oh fuck yes, explosives!"
  877. [23:38:02] * Tehpillowstar (Mibbit@3E9224D8.2F616764.610698A5.IP) has joined
  878. [23:38:02] <Strife> Rick leads the charge out of the building.
  879. [23:38:03] <RogetGM> Perception, anyone looking to the dynamite
  880. [23:38:10] <PaulS_laptop1> 6df+7 perception
  881. [23:38:11] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop1: perception: 7 (6df+7=+, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  882. [23:38:11] <Gara> 6df+8 Tagging Curiosity.
  883. [23:38:12] <Glacon> Gara: Tagging Curiosity.: 8 (6df+8=-, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  884. [23:38:15] <LucienTel> 6df+4
  885. [23:38:15] <Glacon> LucienTel: 2 (6df+4=0, -, -, -, 0, +)
  886. [23:38:22] <Strife> 6df+12 last ap
  887. [23:38:22] <Glacon> Strife: last ap: 11 (6df+12=-, -, +, +, -, 0)
  888. [23:38:26] <RogetGM> It's really obviously fake plastic stuff
  889. [23:38:28] <Dr_Kens> 6df+6 Percep
  890. [23:38:28] <Glacon> Dr_Kens: Percep: 7 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, -, -)
  891. [23:38:35] <RogetGM> Kens thinks its legit though
  892. [23:38:38] <Dr_Kens> "Oh...god damnit."
  893. [23:38:39] <PaulS_laptop1> "aww, man"
  894. [23:38:46] <PaulS_laptop1> "darn"
  895. [23:38:47] <Strife> "Wait, fuck."
  896. [23:39:08] <LucienTel> "I can't tell shit."
  897. [23:39:11] <Dr_Kens> "Fuck, nobody better smoke in here or catch anything on fire.
  898. [23:39:15] <PaulS_laptop1> "Okay. I vote we find ourselves a black and red panel van and travel around the greater LA area, helping the helpless"
  899. [23:39:19] <Strife> <<Anyone on this net, respond.>>
  900. [23:39:34] <PaulS_laptop1> "Since the explosives are fake, and I am dissappointed elsewise"
  901. [23:39:40] <RogetGM> <<This is Agent Powell. Who are you?>>
  902. [23:40:07] <AgentFlowers> <<Hey Mangerine. We're in LA, can you come get us?>>
  903. [23:40:15] <LucienTel> "Fake... Well we better move then, get our bearings"
  904. [23:40:20] <Gara> "The hell is Greg answering for."
  905. [23:40:44] <Strife> <<Don't ask, I rank you. Get me all security elements, some fucker is in a jeep has a bunch of stuff he shouldn't. >>
  906. [23:41:01] <AgentFlowers> "You don't rank Greg."
  907. [23:41:04] <Gara> "I really doubt that's true."
  908. [23:41:16] <RogetGM> <<Shit. Were any of the subjects wearing animal masks?>>
  909. [23:41:27] <PaulS_laptop1> <<Yes. Fox mask>>
  910. [23:41:32] <Strife> "Wait, our radios shouldn't reach to Canada."
  911. [23:41:35] <Gara> "Greg's been onsite a whole hell of a lot longer, and we all have the save clearence."
  912. [23:41:42] <Strife> "The fuck?"
  913. [23:42:05] <Gara> "We have a healing gas that fixe sniper shots, and you are questioning this?"
  914. [23:42:06] <PaulS_laptop1> <<Ha. Ha. How pedestrian>>
  915. [23:42:08] <RogetGM> The radios aren't getting to canada, these are local agents
  916. [23:42:25] <PaulS_laptop1> <<You're the guy with the mask, on our channel, aren't you?>>
  917. [23:43:16] <RogetGM> <<Negative. We've been recieving several reports of this group's activities in the past several months. What is your current position?>>
  918. [23:43:37] <PaulS_laptop1> Can Bill identify the voice?
  919. [23:43:42] <Strife> <<Fuck if we know.>>
  920. [23:43:52] <RogetGM> It doesn't sound like the fox-eyed man
  921. [23:43:55] <Gara> "Lets go find out."
  922. [23:44:04] <Gara> "I'm going to find a street sign. Lil, come with?"
  923. [23:44:14] <Strife> "Hey, as a note, I'm really not supposed to be in country for awhile."
  924. [23:44:15] <LucienTel> "WE're burnin daylight here"
  925. [23:44:28] <Gara> "Got it, Rick."
  926. [23:44:28] <PaulS_laptop1> <<Current location unknown, attemping to ascertain. Can you attempt to triangulate?>>
  927. [23:45:01] <AgentFlowers> "Coming Lor." Lily follows.
  928. [23:45:16] <RogetGM> <<Stand by. Are there any street signs nearby?>>
  929. [23:45:25] <Gara> Loren leads her out of the place, and tries to find a streetsign.
  930. [23:45:31] <Gara> She's clever, guys.
  931. [23:45:34] <LucienTel> Sej follows Loren and lily
  932. [23:45:46] <Dr_Kens> Kens follows. Cautiously.
  933. [23:46:03] <Strife> 6df+8 threats, cool stuff, fbi to throw him in gitmo?
  934. [23:46:04] <Glacon> Strife: threats, cool stuff, fbi to throw him in gitmo?: 10 (6df+8=0, -, +, +, +, 0)
  935. [23:46:07] <PaulS_laptop1> Bill follows the group
  936. [23:46:29] <RogetGM> There is a street signs next to an empty road, no cars around. Arroyo Seco Parkway.
  937. [23:46:45] <Gara> <<Arroyo Seco Parkway.>>
  938. [23:47:02] <RogetGM> <<We have your location. Stand by for pickup.>>
  939. [23:47:21] <PaulS_laptop1> "Uh...how do we know we're in the right universe?"
  940. [23:47:32] <LucienTel> "We don't"
  941. [23:47:34] <Gara> "Maybe it's not."
  942. [23:47:37] <PaulS_laptop1> "Pool dumps us into alternates, right?"
  943. [23:47:43] <Gara> "Maybe not."
  944. [23:47:49] * Strifey (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  945. [23:47:51] <PaulS_laptop1> "Worst case we can maybe take the pool back to ours maybe?"
  946. [23:47:58] <AgentFlowers> "Never assume you know how the pool works."
  947. [23:47:59] <PaulS_laptop1> "On second thought, I don't fuckin know"
  948. [23:48:17] * Strife has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
  949. [23:48:22] <PaulS_laptop1> "and trying to figure it out makes my head feel like when I was on that escalator"
  950. [23:48:37] <Dr_Kens> "You looked like a beached whale crossed with an octopus."
  951. [23:48:39] <Dr_Kens> Kens chuckles.
  952. [23:48:58] <PaulS_laptop1> "You shot me in the knee"
  953. [23:49:01] <LucienTel> "Either way, I want a fox coat by dinner time."
  954. [23:49:06] <Gara> "Nope."
  955. [23:49:08] <LucienTel> Sej is still pretty pissed
  956. [23:49:45] <Dr_Kens> "I didn't shoot you, I kicked you. Lightly."
  957. [23:50:11] <PaulS_laptop1> "I see that now"
  958. [23:50:24] <Gara> "So, yeah."
  959. [23:50:33] <Gara> "Love my job."
  960. [23:51:21] <Dr_Kens> "Just another day at work, 'eh?"
  961. [23:51:24] <PaulS_laptop1> "Beats flipping burgers"
  962. [23:51:41] * Strifey has quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds)
  963. [23:51:50] * salmander (~salmander@synIRC-8429A36.cg.shawcable.net) has joined
  964. [23:51:50] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to salmander
  965. [23:52:03] <Gara> "Yeah."
  966. [23:52:19] <Dr_Kens> "At least burgers won't drive you smashing heads into the concrete, though."
  967. [23:52:46] <Gara> "Not usually."
  968. [23:52:50] <PaulS_laptop1> "Well, depends on the burger"
  969. [23:52:59] * Strife (~androirc@92CBB76:851991D9:88823AF6:IP) has joined
  970. [23:53:22] <Dr_Kens> "It would've been trippin' balls."
  971. [23:54:01] <PaulS_laptop1> "Those burgers in the tower"
  972. [23:54:07] <AgentFlowers> "At least I got a shot off...Wish it had hit the tires though."
  973. [23:54:18] <RogetGM> They can hear a helicopter approaching
  974. [23:54:24] <PaulS_laptop1> "Sorry, my eyes were still swimming"
  975. [23:55:46] <Gara> Loren hums.
  976. [23:55:51] <LucienTel> "Finally,
  977. [23:55:52] <LucienTel> "
  978. [23:55:53] * Strife has quit (Client exited)
  979. [23:55:59] * Strife (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  980. [23:56:29] <Dr_Kens> "Let's go back, sleep, and never talk about what happened again."
  981. [23:56:55] <RogetGM> When the helicopter(Disguised as channel 4 action news with Ted Mikelson) arrives, it takes them to an airport, which flies them north, which takes them to another helicopter, and they finally arrive by copter in #farrecon with massive jetlag.
  982. [23:57:06] * Dr_Kens has left
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