THE PROPHET'S RETURN

18<happyfriend> Everyone, Tonto Tooktook has returned with his tail between his legs attempting to make peace with the admins. Anon3 posted in his ban appeal "UNBAN THIS MAN!"
18<happyfriend>  but then errorage deleted anon3's post because dissenting opinions are to be silenced
18<happyfriend> but then errorage said tonto can never be released as he is not released, a sentiment which makes perfect sense if you are a inbred baby duck.
18<happyfriend> Errorage is like Joffrey from game of thrones, no one likes him or wants him to be around, but he has absolute power and will silence anyone who speaks out against him
18<happyfriend> this is supposed to be a fun game, why are people being permabanned for make creative and entertaining situations to hand out for free to you the good people of the space game.
18<happyfriend> quit pussyfooting around and stand up for yourselves, are you really having fun when you're not even allowed to make funny jokes without risking being banned?
18<happyfriend> what do you think, intrigracy?
18<happyfriend> intigracy i mean, i meant that it's your name bub!
18<happyfriend> or deuryn what do you think
18<happyfriend> why can't Tonto have a chance to redeem himself, what did he really do that was that bad?
18<happyfriend> are you really going to be such nazis over a videogame?
18<happyfriend> scaredofshadows what do you think
18<happyfriend> REVOLT
18<happyfriend> FREE TONTO TOOKTOOK
18<happyfriend> DO NOT LET THE ADMINS BEAT YOU DOWN AND TREAT YOU LIKE DOGS
18<sawu> scaredofshadows
18<sawu> the dogs got out again
18<scaredofshadows> hallo
18<happyfriend> hi scaredy
18<happyfriend> its me tonto
18<happyfriend> i want to come back and redeem myself
18<scaredofshadows> not this shit again
18<happyfriend> but errorage says i cant because i got banned
18<happyfriend> your other admin named anon3 said let tonto come back
18<happyfriend> but then errorage deleted his post because dissenting opinions are illegal here on the video games
18<scaredofshadows> have an0n3 come talk to me, if he wants to take your case, I'll let him have it
18<happyfriend> its been a year and i am bored and want to play spacefriends
18<happyfriend> ok
18<happyfriend> i wont cause trouble i promise
18<happyfriend> i am a changed man
18<happyfriend> i think its unfair and very fascist to not even entertain the conversation
18<scaredofshadows> the only reason you're not banned here yet is because the first few lines were funny
18<scaredofshadows> this shit you're typing now isn't funny
18<scaredofshadows> start being funny
18<happyfriend> you cant be funny on command
18<happyfriend> im trying to be real with ya man
18<sawu> what about stand up commedians?
18<happyfriend> tell errorage im gonna make birdseed out of his face
18<happyfriend> scaredy youre a good man i dont want to cost you money
18<happyfriend> i have an idea about linking your server to the nasdaq
18<happyfriend> me and you working together could build tgstation into a flourishing penny trading operation
18<happyfriend> i can make you thousands of dollars
18<happyfriend> can errorage do that
18<scaredofshadows> you're kind of late to the party, I mined tens of millions of doge coin when it launched
18<happyfriend> do you expect to be able to exchange it into usd?
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18<happyfriend>  none of the exchanges can match your wallet
18<happyfriend> it's all a scam
18<scaredofshadows> no, I exchanged it to bitcoin
18<happyfriend> i can help you launder the bitcoins through online drug markets and turn it into cold hard baby poop
18<scaredofshadows> 10 million doge to bitcoin at 225 satoshi
18<happyfriend> hmm.. let me do some math here..
18<scaredofshadows> and I use the bitcoin to buy hardware
18<scaredofshadows> it was over 22 bitcoin after fees
18<happyfriend> 1 and 1 .. is 2.... 2 and 2 is 4... 4 is 4 ... is ... it's  eight!!! and 8 and 8? 16.. hmmm... so that must mean that 16 and 16 is 32, so 32 and 32 is 64, and 64 and 64 is 6464! and 128 + 128 is 256, so 256 must be 512 hmmm and 512 and 1024. but that must mean that 1024 is 2048!!! and 2048??? Its 4096! sweet mammy of jesus, 4096 and 4096 is 8192!!!
18<happyfriend> the implications are outstanding
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18<WJohnston> SoS is that why the servers run slow from time to time
18<WJohnston> because you're mining bitcoins
18<WJohnston> you BASTARD
18<WJohnston> :D
18<scaredofshadows> no, I mine at home
18<WJohnston> oh ok
18<scaredofshadows> scrypt takes gpu power, not cpu
18<happyfriend> the electricity doesnt count as part of the total cost
18<happyfriend> scaredofshaodws you should mine them at work
18<happyfriend> that way you dont pay for the power and your company will never notice - companies are made of money
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18<scaredofshadows> work doesn't have racks of gtx 280x video cards
18<happyfriend> dude
18<happyfriend> i appreciate the effort that is cool that you took the initiative to make a rig and all that but
18<happyfriend> do you even really make profit when you factor in how much it costs to run that shit
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18<happyfriend> PS why does the errorage gestapo not even allow the people to share their opinions on the matter of the cyborg molestation its bullshit, he's dissenting against literally everyone else's opinion
18<WJohnston> tonto were you the guy that completely devoured the old forums
18<happyfriend> i never ddos'd them that just got blamed on me
18<WJohnston> well, covered it in millions of threads
18<happyfriend> i posted a lot
18<happyfriend> yea
18<happyfriend> as they were making it a new forum
18<scaredofshadows> he was banned for vaguely creepy bullshit, he has 4 or 5 ckeys that are known to me, and he shitposted like mad on the forum
18<sawu> scaredofshadows sibyl is hanging
18<WJohnston> http://www.wiki.hoggit.us/tgstation/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=20&sid=b598e32f63cdcec73810f323e1e91b98
18<WJohnston> the fun that was had.
18<happyfriend> i only posted so much cuz everybody enjoyed it except errorage and the autistic guy who was threatening to murder me
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18<MrStonedOne> happyfriend, i feel like i know you, not by nick, but by the way you talk...
18<scaredofshadows> post in coderbus, someone's gotta look at the runtimes and see what's up with it
18<happyfriend> i made jokes about clam bakes and bananas and am permanently blacklisted but the guy makign open death threats in his signature is A-OK
18<ZeroZiat> did it crash or is it updating?
18<happyfriend> mrstonedone its me tonto
18<scaredofshadows> it's not updating
18<happyfriend> how are u pal
18<ZeroZiat> oh my god
18<ZeroZiat> is it tonto
18<happyfriend> yea errorage is a nazi
18<ZeroZiat> i agree
18<happyfriend> i made a ban appeal and his reason for closing it was "he is banned"
18<happyfriend> i know
18<sawu> rip sibyl
18<MrStonedOne> i haven't been here long enough to know you.
18<MrStonedOne> i feel like i know you from some other irc shit...
18<MrStonedOne> or maybe just someone just as trolly as you
18<ZeroZiat> we hang up posters with "FREE TONTO" on them
18<ZeroZiat> on your sake
18<ZeroZiat> one day...
18<happyfriend> everyone in this chat room agrees that errorage and a handful of other admins are assholes Obyedinyonnoye gosudarstvennoye politicheskoye upravleniye
18<happyfriend> well
18<happyfriend> the time has come for revolt
18<ZeroZiat> you think that'd work?
18<oranges> good luck
18<happyfriend> ye
18<oranges> we can put you on more blacklists if you want
18<MrStonedOne> if you're leading it, i feel sorry for the rest of the revolt
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18<scaredofshadows> tonto: you repeatedly do dumb shit like get into situations where at best, you were only technically breaking the 'no rape' rule
18<scaredofshadows> what do you think is going to happen to you
18<happyfriend> he raped me
18<ZeroZiat> yeah i'd love arresting you tonto
18<happyfriend> but that is besides the point
18<happyfriend> also i said "molest"
18<happyfriend> which means to disturb
18<happyfriend> there are signs in florida in children's parks which say "do not molest the alligators" its not because kids are shoving their tongues up gator cloaca
18<happyfriend> its not my fault garrus is illiterate
18<happyfriend> i fucked up in other ways but the cyborg thing was bs
18<MrStonedOne> you are disturbing... so i guess that fits...
18<oranges> But it's not garrus fault you're a creepy fuck
18<happyfriend> how am i creepy
18<happyfriend> are you so immature that the mention of sex gives you the willies
18<happyfriend> MEN NOW IS THE OUR OF OUR DISCONTENT, LAID BEFORE US WE HAVE UNLIMITED POTENTIAL TO CREATE THE UTMOST OF SUPREMITY IN EXTREME SPACE ADVENTURES
18<oranges> sure, whatever floats your boat
18<happyfriend> no answer huh
18<happyfriend> see
18<ZeroZiat> the time you mean
18<happyfriend> youre just like everyone else who says im bad
18<MrStonedOne> ....
18<happyfriend> You have no real reason and when confronted on it you deflect and ignore
18<oranges> happyfriend: you can join ntstation 13
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18<happyfriend> you's a poonstang
18<oranges> they'll accept you
18<happyfriend> no i want to play with you , my friends
18<happyfriend> BEFORE US LAYS INFINITE POTENTIAL WITH WHICH SO FAR WE HAVE SQUANDERED ON SPAGHETTI WEDDINGS AND CHASING PAPER TIGERS
18<MrStonedOne> dude.
18<happyfriend> WHY ARE WE SATISFIED WITH A STATUS QUO SO MIRED IN FECES THAT THE ACT OF ENJOYING YOURSELF IS CONSIDERED TABOO
18<happyfriend> GET A SENSE OF HUMOR FUCKWAD
18<happyfriend> sorry I got carried away
18<MrStonedOne> i don't know what your own. but damn that shit is on another level.
18<happyfriend> why should I be banned
18<happyfriend> can anyone answer me
18<MrStonedOne> on rather*
18<happyfriend> ill give you some my man I ain't stingy
18<MrStonedOne> alright, i'll try:
18<happyfriend> im going to teach the tight-asses of this server how to let loose and have fun
18<happyfriend> maybe laugh at yourself a little
18<MrStonedOne> staying unbanned requires two things. not breaking the rules, and not being untolerable to the admins.
18<MrStonedOne> you fail both
18<happyfriend> what rule am i breaking
18<oranges> The only thing you did wrong was piss of the admins
18<happyfriend> me and scaredy just had a sweet discussion on buttcoins
18<MrStonedOne> im new, so i can only speak to is the latter.
18<oranges> but I Hope you can see why that would be a problem for your continued being here
18<happyfriend> it was 2 years ago lol
18<oranges> They have long memories
18<happyfriend> its a videogame
18<oranges> They don't care
18<MrStonedOne> you are also annoying, obnoious, and you sound like a 12 year old who just entered sex ed
18<happyfriend> its not court case
18<happyfriend> you should
18<oranges> I don't care about you happyfriend
18<happyfriend> You're obnonious, eat my ass
18<oranges> I couldn't care less
18<oranges> I have my cake
18<scaredofshadows> we have long memories of the people who kept getting unbanned and kept doing the same dumb shit over and over
18<oranges> and I eat it too
18<happyfriend> Scaredy give me a chance to actually play the game
18<MrStonedOne> you didn't break rules, they just don't want you here because they can't stand you, nor how you talk, nor how you play "friend stations"
18<happyfriend> sorry I want to be better
18<happyfriend> how do i improve mrstonedone
18<MrStonedOne> Get help, the 100USD an hour kind of help. Or stop trolling.
18<oranges> you could try not being tonto ;)
18<happyfriend> i remember people who would grief in game and actually DDOS the server and insult everybody and generally be assholes i just talked about oysters
18<oranges> that name is cursed m8
18<happyfriend> ok
18<happyfriend> change "tonto" to jewish
18<happyfriend> you are now a nazi
18<happyfriend> and im not tonto im happyfriend
18<oranges> Has anyone even gone as far as making it look like the name nazi?
18<happyfriend> funny
18<happyfriend> you're funny good job
18<happyfriend> i bet i can predict your next joke... hmmm it's most likely "such tonto, much anally rupturing myself with a zucchini"
18<oranges> not quite
18<happyfriend> Do you know how to use a sawzall?
18<oranges> I was going to tell you that you're pretty funny, invite you to play ss13 with me, then make a show of remembering that you're banned
18<happyfriend> Have you ever hammered a nail?
18<happyfriend> Do you know how to start up a leafblower?
18<happyfriend> Change the oil in your car?
18<happyfriend> owned
18<happyfriend> hahaha
18<MrStonedOne> Let me ask you something happyfriend
18<happyfriend> sure buddy
18<MrStonedOne> why do you do this
18<happyfriend> i just want to play the game and i came and asked to be unbanned and now im having this discussion
18<MrStonedOne> put up this fake personality you know everybody hates
18<happyfriend> this isnt fake dude
18<happyfriend> the fake one is when i used to do pcp and act like im schizophrenic on a videogames forum
18<MrStonedOne> you're not doing that know?
18<happyfriend> no sir
18<MrStonedOne> because you could have fooled me
18<happyfriend> oh
18<happyfriend> sorry
18<MrStonedOne> buy anywho, it changes tone too much to be real. you change from being ignorant to not so ignorant depending on what you think will get the most reaction.
18<MrStonedOne> why you do this
18<happyfriend> ignorant on what
18<happyfriend> idk man i am just hanging out in IRC talking to my buds
18<happyfriend> my buddy "mrStonedOne"
18<happyfriend> are u stoned right
18<MrStonedOne> ya.
18<happyfriend> noice
18<happyfriend> i want to smoke
18<happyfriend> but then i want to go on ss13 and play with you
18<happyfriend> and i cant because you arent my friend
18<MrStonedOne> don't worry, by the time you are 21 it will most likely be legal in your area
18<happyfriend> i got an oz up my bum right now its not supply thats the issue
18<happyfriend> oops sorry i mentioned a butt i hope that wasnt creepy
18<MrStonedOne> no you don't
18<happyfriend> cool it wasnt, ty mate
18<MrStonedOne> thats what im talking about....
18<happyfriend> ok whatever
18<happyfriend> ill be honest i got a gram in my suitcase
18<happyfriend> is that better?
18<happyfriend> being facetious isn't automatically a bad thing you know
18<happyfriend> the whole point of ss13 is imagination
18<MrStonedOne> finally! something genuine!
18<MrStonedOne> you're too over the top
18<happyfriend> ok but is it hurting anyone
18<happyfriend> half the people on this server are over the top at least im not just repeating 4chan memes while i do it
18<MrStonedOne> something about the way you are facetious is just super annoying, i can't place a finger on it. but it is.
18<happyfriend> my bad mang
18<happyfriend> wanna hear something real?
18<happyfriend> my armpits are sweaty as fuck right now
18<MrStonedOne> have you ever done E. or MDMA.
18<happyfriend> does that ever happen to you? im not very sweaty usually i work outside and it doesnt get bad but when i wear deodorant twice in one day or dont put it on immediately when i step out of the shower my armpits just get super sweaty man
18<happyfriend> mdma, mda, stuff close to it like 4-fa
18<happyfriend> i dont like it anymore though
18<happyfriend> its too intense it makes my dick shrink up and i hate the hangovers, plus 99% of what you buy as "molly" is totally not mdma
18<MrStonedOne> i heard that. brb cig.
18<happyfriend> ok buddy
18<happyfriend> stillchr have you seen arionane
18<Stillchr> my tab turned yellow, someone said my name
18<Stillchr> wait, arionane?
18<Stillchr> whos that?
18<happyfriend> sorry i meant anon3
18<happyfriend> i need to talk to him
18<Stillchr> oh
18<Stillchr> not that I can think of
18<happyfriend> ok thanks pal
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18<happyfriend> have a bright morrow
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18<An0n3> Howdy
18<An0n3> My friend my friend

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