Changeling sucker posts

    >walk into bedroom
    >changelingbro is presenting, vaginal claw waving around like nobody's business
    >"Well, you wanna...."
    >"uh, i, dude, this is"
    >"SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS" in a perfect zerg advisor voice
    >what do

>approach her
>the vaginal sucker wraps itself tightly around your penis, until it's taken you all the way in
>it contracts around you, squeezing you tightly with its soft slimy insides, poking playfully at your shaft with its tiny claws

>it feels incredible
>in no time, you cum harder than ever before
>the sucker responds by sucking and squeezing even harder to suck up all your semen, biting down around you softly with its claws

	>after so many nights of this, changeling bro gets pregnant
	>it's cool, you're still bros and got each other's backs

	>months later she gives birth
	>you go to the nursery, there are like a couple hundred bassinets
	>ask which one is yours
	>all of them


	welp

	time to marry changeling and start up a hive in the suburbs

	>You can't keep the kids under control, ever
	>Evolve several of them into overlords

	>they start burrowing and diversifying
	>neighborhood dogs, cats, mailmen, and Jehovah's witnesses start going missing

		>"Kids, you will eject those Jehovah's witnesses immediately."
		>"Seriously, that is just disgusting."
		>"We can't have them corrupting the brood with their bullshit."

		>the entire neighborhood throws a party for you and the brood for chasing out the Jehovah's Witnesses
		>you have to keep stopping your minions from shifting into appealing human forms and leading the teenagers there off to one of your house's many bedrooms

		>You do it via mental cock blocking.
		Who says you can't have fun every now and then?

		>a large group of relatives from out of town are visiting one of the families at the party
		>you mentally let you children know that all of them are fair game so long as none of them get pregnant and they are all out of the hive by the time the party ends
		>you don't see them, even the toddler, for the rest of the night
		>the toddler is playing hide and seek with the hatchlings

	>new breeds of changeling emerge
	>one of them has a government job soliciting religion
	>the other chases itself up a tree
	>you are the worst overmind ever

	>"You're the worst overmind EVER!"
	>One of the nymphs is throwing a hormonal fit because you won't let her go to that house party
	>You've heard the news about the violent deaths, mares being found outside parties eaten from the inside, you'll be damned if that happens to one of your own
	>as your nymph skitters back to her nest, you and changelingbrowife exchange a knowing glance
	>out there is another changeling swarm
	>the hive cluster is under attack

		>you and changelingbrowife are having an argument
		>stay and fight or uproot the entire hive to another town
		>your brood has enough trouble fitting in as it is
		>neither of you even remember which side of the argument you were on
		>entire brood feels spikes of psychic pain as you shout at each other
		>marriage to changelingbrowife was just for convenience, there was no love
		>you used to be best friends and roommates
		>now you barely know each other in between all the hive duties and the constantly evolving swarm
		>and now the threat of an invading swarm, it's too much

			>no matter how much alcohol you imbibe it doesn't drown out the turmoil of emotion coming from changelingwife
			>suddenly an intense dagger of anguish shoots through you
			>a hole is ripped out of your soul as one of your own perishes
			>the nymph you had grounded earlier in the month, dying a horrific, painful death as she is consumed from inside by an enemy parasite

			>you kick down the door to your nesting chamber and reunite with tearful changeling wife
			>you swear to find who did this and make them pay

			>it's sick, training and mutating your brood for war
			>you tell yourself it's for self-defense, this is what all parents teach their kids eventually
			>say no to drugs, don't talk to strangers, stab rapists with your keys, aim for the throat or solar plexus, grab guns out of muggers' hands, locate and sever the primary nerve cord in an enemy changeling's form
			>maybe not that last bit, but still
			>you observe your growing brood
			>some practice their spine stabs
			>others are painting
			>one is learning to aim his acid spores
			>another is reading Dostoyevsky
			>you look at your human hands and envy your hybrid spawn, realizing that the best you can do is to teach your children
			>and hope they make the right choice

		>A larva scoots a sheet to you.
		>It's probably some garbage it ran into on its normal path...
		>Picking it up you notice it's a couples therapy pamphlet.

	>it's just a clueless guy and a changeling
	>your attack force rolls up, but it turns out they're both pretty cool
	>you clear up your differences and they agree to stay off your turf
	>they come over to watch sports with you and changelingbrowife sometimes

>soon you are all out of semen
>but the sucker won't stop
>it continues to suck you hard, hoping to get a few more drops out
>deciding to fulfill its wish, you relax your muscles and begin urinating
>changeling smiles at you

	>your urethrae tickles for a while, but he says that's supposed to happen
	>later that night he drags you to a club and tries to hook you up with as many chicks as he can
	>changeling bro is such a bro

	>you have a good idea of what's happening


	>of course you know what's going on
	>changeling bro is trying to make up for that awkward fuck by hooking you up with as many chicks as you can
	>your condoms always burst, but the girls say their on the pill so it's cool

		>there is a gas explosion while you and changeling bro are out at a club
		>your house is destroyed, but luckily your insurance covers everything
		>luckily, changeling bro had been looking at places out of state so you were able to move the next day
		>changeling bro is the best bro ever

		>humanbro, I'm sorry to say but there's a problem with the exp
		>let me guess, it's the neighbors
		>like you wouldn't believe
		>changelingbro shows you a photo of another human and his changelingbrowife dropping their brood off at school in an overlord
		>that changelingbrowife is queen material and if there's one thing queens hate...
		>changelingbro starts to shift back into female form right before your eyes
		>...it's competition

			>you and changelingbro can't raise an army on short notice
			>but you can still use the parasites to your advantage
			>changelingbro spends some time mutating them to be less lethal
			>you have a week of nonstop wild fucking as she loads you up with parasites
			>you have another week of nonstop wild fucking as the two of you go about town, fucking random mares (and stallions) to spread your influence
			>you inadvertently ask why go to all the trouble
			>changelingbro admits he wanted to settle down and start a hive of his own, fed up with living solo
			>your overmind gives you a complete map of town as your parasites begin to feed and mature inside their hosts
			>one of the infected is actually an enemy changeling

			>you witnessed every moment of that nymph's death from the view of the parasite that killed her
			>you know this means war, try to convince changelingbro to call it all off
			>it was a silly game, but now it's gotten too real and you want out
			>changelingbro looks genuinely hurt
			>turns out changelingbro harbors feelings for you
			>spent the last of their minerals and gas to find this new exp, they have nothing left
			>no queen, no family, no friends, just this exp and you
			>too late to turn back, the enemy hive has been stirred
			>you against the world, bros to the end

			>the two of your join your strength and send a psychic apology to the hive you wronged
			>this wasn't meant to happen, we didn't realize she was a changeling, please don't kill us
			>they agree to a meeting to further discuss things

		>your hive crushes theirs with sheer numbers
		>the queen of the smaller hive is devolved into a playtoy for your horny children
		>the human has the larva removed from his testicles and becomes the first human bro you've had in ages
		>he still gets to visit his wife and a few of your children have taken a fancy to him so you let him hand around as long as he doesn't breed

	>watch the news a few months later
	>see a large number of reports of mares being found mangled and half-eaten as if something ate through them from the inside
	>exchange happy smiles with changeling

>her sucker continues to squeeze, sucking up every drop of urine
>when you finally run out, you feel as though your bladder has never been this empty before
>changeling gives you a look of slight disappointment at the realization that she can't get any more out of you, but smiles anyway
>she releases her grip on your cock and the sucker retracts back inside her