Verlisify vs Smogon - The Truth (still in progress)

Verlisify vs Smogon - The REAL Story

It was dark times in the pokemon world. The evil lords known as Smogon ruled the land, banning anything and everything they didn't remotely like as they saw fit. No one could stop them; not even Gamefreak or Nintendo stood a chance against these powerful beings.

However, someone made the cruel mistake of wanting a change. One day, a sweet, beautiful Youtuber named Verlisify heard about the recent unjust banning of Mega Lucario from Smogon's unofficial Pokemon tier list set in stone. This wonderful man did not appreciate the foolish actions of Smogon, so he bravely made a Youtube video peacefully opposing Mega Lucario, where all he innocently said was "I don't mean any offense to Smogon, but..uh..I don't think Mega Lucario should have been banned." Even though he never played the corrupted Smogon tiers, his long-time experience with the forbidden, nonexistent VGC singles format gave him the ability to also infallibly back up his bold claim with solid facts, research, and sources.

As he clicked the Upload button, the repercussions immediately began to take effect. A black smog surrounded his small, quaint little home in the country-side as the sound of thunder and angry social media replies emanated through the distance. The ground began rumbling as a horde of the enraged, barbaric Smogon community charged towards the area where they detected opposing opinions, surrounding the premise in all directions. Suddenly the roof of the house instantly gets ripped off from the foundation as rays of light and a Koffing based throne descended from the heavens with a hip-hop musical beat, carrying none other than the face of Smogon itself, the dark and terrifying popular Youtuber commonly known as Shofu.

"Yoooooooo dippity dog what's good doe, Shofu in dis bitch like birth control pills," Shofu maliciously exclaimed, which the innocent Verlisify could barely understand due to his unfamiliarity with the Smogon lord's Pokébonics. "Yo dawg we saw yo Mega Lucario video, even tho you were aware of the 'opposing opinions clause' me n' my Smogon boyz established last year, n' we take peeps trying to break the rules in our hizzouse as a sign of war." Verlisify, only being able to see the dark-colored Pokemon Warlord in the thick smog with the light shining from his glowing halo, replied in retaliation "If it's a war you want it's a war you'll get, the Wolf Tribe and I will defeat your army and end your tyranny!"

Hearing these words, Shofu began to laugh maniacally, sounding like a wild snorting boar with asthma in the process. "We-he-he-hell you dumb dawg, yo Furry Clan or whateva it was called got cleeeeeanly wrecked long ago," he explained. "No, you're lying! My Tribe could never be defeated so easily, I taught them all well," the wise Verlisify exclaimed in disbelief. Shofu was still attempting to contain his laughter behind his words, "Those scrubs kept trying to fight us with Choice Scarfed Shuckles and Life Orb Shedinjas and wondering why they were losing. If you want yo proof, take a look outside." Reluctantly turning with trepidation that Shofu's claim would possibly be true, he looks down from his half-missing house to see his fears confirmed as the ape-like Smogonites are wearing the skin of his fallen tribe members as coats of victory, bringing the victimized Verlisify to his knees in terror.

"As you could see, your tribe were just delicious and nutritious wins for our army, yummyyyyy!" Shofu cheers, licking his lips in satiation. "You monsters!" Verlisify yells with his neckbeard flapping in rage, disgusted by the treacherous acts the Smogon community has delivered upon the Pokemon Reverend, "All I did was give fair criticism, and you monsters do all of this! Why do you try to eliminate anyone with a simple opinion towards you?" Shofu simply replies "Because we're a mother-fucking Pokémon-opoly, mmmm-bitch!" Unable to continue his peaceful demeanor anymore, Verlisify finally was forced to remove his pacifist gloves and challenged Shofu in the sacred VGC doubles format, a battle to end all battles, which the nutella-flavored Mandingo Smogon warrior gladly accepted since he had time to kill while waiting for the next chapter of Pokemon Obsidian to get released.

The champion Verlisify goes all out by using his most powerful team of trusted pokemon - no, his trusted friends - which went undefeated in a VGC Regionals minus matches with people time-stalling, using popular pokemon, or having the actual pokemon game inserted in their 3DS. Before the treacherous Shofu attempts to send out his corrupted, uncompetitive slaves he considers pokemon, he asks our dog-collared hero one simple question, "Diggersby tho?" as the single pokemon he brings out is revealed to indeed be a Diggersby. Verlisify, believing Shofu made a huge mistake by bringing out just one of the most mediocre pokemon alive, replies with a confident smirk on his face "Diggersby no," as he brings two of his champions considered by many (by "by many" we mean by Verlisify) to be the most powerful pokemon in existance, Choice Banded Dunsparce and Toxic Orb Carbink. When the first-eared rodent is summoned, the Smogon community mindlessly begins continuously chanting in a Smogon ritual like the brainwashed lemmings they are, "Diggersby tho...Diggersby tho..." over and over, meaning the battle has just begun.