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- >it is the year 2099
- >The International 88 is being held
- >it is located in a giant arena in the heart of Tokyo
- >2 million people are present in the arena
- >175 million people watching through twision implants
- >the final match is on, the last match of a best of 9, the teams are tied up
- >EG.NA is facing NEO-EHOME.CN
- >EG's drafter picks alchemist, he hasn't been meta since ti4 despite receiving goblins greed buffs for 80 years
- >alchemist goes to fear's son, fright
- >NEO-EHOME.CN draft godpush that ends the game in under 10 minutes
- >alchemist begins farming
- >EHOME push to rax while fright farms
- >390 million people watching, everyone is going crazy
- >fright looks at hand of midas in the shop, it is 11 minutes
- >he clicks on blink dagger
- >with a huge initiation fright and EG.NA wipe NEO.EHOME and alchemist gets to farm for 7 minutes while holding off another push
- >it is 20 minutes in
- >1.6 billion people watching the final moments of TI 88
- >fright on alchemist 2874 GPM
- >NEO.EHOME implodes under the extreme DPS of the alchemist
- >the ancient falls at 26 minutes
- >alchemist GPM: 4876
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- >everyone is staring at the game in absolute disbelief, NA hasn't won a TI before ever
- >fear rolls up on the stage in his wheelchair
- >PPD smiles at his screen while laying on his deathbed, he's finally happy
- >universe is there at the stadium, he walks up on stage and clasps fears shoulder
- >aui2000, the wise sage of dota watches the ending of the international in his mountain shack deep in the mountains of tibet
- >fright walks up on stage
- >7.8 billion people watching him, completely silent
- >fright and the rest of EG.NA finally start cheering
- >the entire planet erupts in celebration
- >confetti falls on the crowd of 2 million as the rest of the planet watches old man fear and fright and universe hug as USA chanting emerges with the magnitude of gods
- >aui 2000 closes his eyes, finally enlightened after so many years
- >NA has finally won the international
- >EG.NA is awarded 70 billion dollars
- >PPD watches the celebration in his bed, finally on his death throes
- >The mastermind only feels peace, his life is now complete
- >PPD passes away
- >the end of an era
- >the world enters the golden age of dota and world hunger is solved and human civilization expands into the universe to herald the era of dota domination across the alien races
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