$events = Event::get()
            ->where('EventApproved', 'TRUE')
            ->filter(array(
                'SearchFields:fulltext' => $keyword
            ))
            ->sort('EventDate', 'ASC');

// I essentially want to sort them using something like this
ORDER BY abs(TIMEDIFF( NOW() , str_to_date(data_hora, '%d/%m/%Y %H:%i')))