TC and CA

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 8:52 --

TC: WhY sO rAnCoRoUs? :o)
CA: wwhat thef fuck do you wwant
CA: i am not in the mood for this in any conceivvable wway
TC: I jUsT sAw YoUr MoOd IcOn MiRaClE bRo!
TC: ThOuGhT mAyBe YoU cOuLd UsE sOmE cHeErInG uP
CA: wwell evveryone is trying to ruin my fuckin shred of a red life
TC: ShIt MaN sOuNdS lIkE sErIoUs FucKiN tImEs
TC: LaY iT oN mE mAn
TC: Im HeRe FoR a MoThErFuCkEr
CA: dont evven
CA: youre just gonna make fun of me again and tell karkat
TC: NaW hE fUcKiN bLoCkEd Me AgAiN
TC: hApPeNs AlL tHe TiMe
CA: ok
CA: if you tell him anythin i kill you
CA: NOT LIKE HE DOESNT ALREADY KNOWW
TC: UhHhHh.
TC: KnOw WhAt?
CA: some asshole sent me a fuckin picture of me and karkat doin this
CA: thing
CA: that im not going to describe
TC: LiKe A gAmE?
TC: I lOvE gAmEs
CA: no its not anythin like a game gamzee.
CA: wwell i guess a little
TC: oH sHiT tHaT iS tIts
TC: WiLl YoU tEaCh Me ThE gAmE tOo?
CA: NO
CA: ITS A VVERY PERSONAL GAME YOU PLAY WWITH YOUR MATESPRIT
TC: Oh ThAtS LiKe ThAt ShIt KaRkAt AlWaYs TaLkS aBoUt ThEn
CA: wwhat
TC: I DuNnO mAn He WiLl TaLk FoR hOuRs AbOuT iT aNd I uSuAlLy FaLl aSleEp
TC: HaHaHa :o)
CA: wwhy is karkat talkin about mating
CA: do you
CA: havve any logs of this happenin
TC: ShIt MaN iF i Do IlL hAvE tO aSk Ta To FuCkIn RoLl Up AnD gEt ThEm FoR mE
CA: NO
CA: ON SECOND THOUGHT
CA: im quite good
CA: im just goin to use my imagination
TC: ImAgInInG wHaT, gAmEs WiTh KaRkAt?
CA: yeah
CA: matesprit games
TC: ThAtS cOoL bRo
CA: not like you wwould knoww anythin about matin
TC: eVeRyOnE dOeS tHaT sHiT
TC: HaHaHa NoPe :o)
CA: just
TC: wHoA sOrRy MaN i LiKe To FuCkIn SpAcEd HaRdCoRe FoR a SeCoNd ThErE
CA: oh dont evven
CA: wwonderful
CA: thats
CA: wwonderful
TC: DoNt EvEn WhAt?
CA: im not evven gonna talk to you about this
CA: you wwouldnt knoww anythin about matin or relationships or all that
TC: I KnOw AbOuT rElAtIoNsHiPs
TC: SoRt Of
CA: great
TC: iTs JuSt CoNfUsInG
TC: LiKe ThE hEmO tHiNg
CA: youre karkats friend or wwhatevver right
CA: dont evven start talkin about blood
TC: YeAh HeS mY bEsT MoThErFuCkEr :o)
TC: I kNoW RiGhT
CA: does he tell you anythin personal
TC: sO CoNfUsInG
CA: about relationships
TC: FuUuUuUcK!
TC: jUsT tRy To ShUt HiM uP sOmEtImE
TC: i DaRe YoU
CA: he wwont talk to me about it
TC: iT's LiKe A gAmE yOu WoNt WiN
CA: he just blocks me
TC: liKe RiDiNg A oNe WhEeL dEvIcE
TC: ThAtS FuNnY
TC: MaYbE hE fEeLs ShY oR SoMe ShIt
TC: I kNoW hE ChEwS mY aUrIcUlAr SpOnGe ClOtS oFf UnTiL i FaLl AsLeEp
CA: shy
CA: hes a fuckin
CA: wwhy wwould karkat feel shy
TC: WeLl ThAtS jUsT mY GuEsS
TC: He LoVeS hIs RoMaNcE sHiT
TC: WhY wOuLdNt He TaLk AbOuT iT uNlEsS hE wAs AlL bEiNg FeElInG aWkWaRd
CA: i
CA: i dont knoww howw to feel about this,
TC: My AdViCe Is To RoLl WiTh WhErE yOuR HeArTs Up In BrO :o)
TC: HeY
TC: WaNnA hEaR a JoKe?
CA: ok fine.
TC: oKaY oKaY HaHaHa
TC: WhY dId ThE cLuCkBeAsT cRoSs ThE rOaD?
CA: to get to the other side
TC: nOpE
TC: iT fUcKiN dIdN't MaKe It
TC: iT gOt CuLlEd!
TC: HoNk
CA: ha
CA: hahaha
CA: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TC: :oD
CA: im smilin a little
CA: you bastard
TC: WeLl ShIt MoThErFuCkEr ThAtS aLl I eVeR wAnT fRoM mY fRiEnDs
CA: wwoww
CA: i still havve this picture open in a tab
CA: its kind of freakin me out man
TC: WeLl
TC: maYbE
TC: ClOsE It
TC: uNlEsS iT MaKeS yOu HaPpy
CA: yes it
CA: does.
TC: I cAnT bE aLl TeLlIn A MoThErFuCkeR wHaT tO dO
TC: WeLl FuCk Man
TC: RoLl wItH yOuR wIcKeD sElf!
CA: did you just fuckin tell me to go masturbate
TC: DiD i?
CA: i dont evven knoww
TC: I ThOuGhT i SaId Do WhAt MaKeS yOu HaPpY
TC: BuT iF tHaTs On YoUr MiNd
TC: GeT dOwN wItH iT
CA: fuck man howw does karkat like to be mated
CA: do you knoww
CA: i gotta knoww
CA: does he like it hard and fast
TC: SoUnDs LiKe HiM
TC: hE dOeS eVeRyThInG rOuGh As HeLl
CA: fuck yeah
CA: yeah
CA: i fuckin need this you dont evven knoww
TC: EvErYoNe DoEs DuDe
TC: EvErYoNd DoEs
TC: PrObAbLy AlL gEtTiN hIs HaRsH oN
TC: PuLlInG hAiR
TC: HaHaHa
CA: oh my god
TC: GoTtA sPeNd ThAt FuCkIn RaGe SoMeWhErE rIgHt?
CA: wwhoa wwhat
CA: spent
TC: WoW
TC: sHiT iS mIrAcLeS
CA: so
CA: so uh
CA: im gonna
TC: Oh YeAh?
CA: clean up
TC: FuCk YeAh MoThErFuCkEr :o)
TC: GlAd I cOuLd HeLp
CA: wwell
TC: hoNkHoNk
CA: thank you
CA: ha
CA: hahahahahahahahahah
TC: AnYtImE bRoSeIdOn
CA: wwell im
CA: gonna close this out but feel free to talk to me any time
CA: bro

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 9:42 --

TC: WoRd
CA: hahah

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 9:42 --