Earrings? Who needs them.

So I'm in the middle of clanning something, when this happens. I started mashing backspace, then decided enter was the better part of valour.

< 0 skullcap remaining>
You take a long drag off your pipe.
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You remove 1 malachite, bringing the total in the Rift to 824.
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<10 skullcap puffs in pipe
You fill your pipe with a pinch of ground malachite.
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You see no malachite in your inventory.
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You remove 1 malachite, bringing the total in the Rift to 823.
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A long, elegant ebony pipe is full and will hold no more items.
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You store 1 malachite, bringing the total to 824.
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(The Warriors of Sapience): Dunn says, "Gonna try something new."
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(Market): Grandue says, "Selling crowns at 35cr or 200k."
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Like a passing shadow, a charcoal black hippogriff glides in from the ether.
Achilles has entered the area.
<Achilles in>
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(Party): You say, "Achilles in."
p Achilles in.,You <-- Omg he came to throw down
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Wyverex arrives, following Sothantos.
Wyverex has entered the area.
<Wyverex in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Wyverex has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Wyverex: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Havyn arrives, following Sothantos.
Havyn has entered the area.
<Havyn in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Havyn has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Havyn: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Ysebelle arrives, following Sothantos.
Ysebelle has entered the area.
<Ysebelle in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Ysebelle has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Ysebelle: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Garis arrives, following Sothantos.
Garis eases himself out of the Dragon stance.
Garis has entered the area.
<Garis in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Garis has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Garis: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Bluef arrives, following Sothantos.
Bluef has entered the area.
<Bluef in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Bluef has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Bluef: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Zenui arrives, following Sothantos.
Zenui has entered the area.
<Zenui in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Zenui has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Zenui: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Davio arrives, following Sothantos.
Davio has entered the area.
<Davio in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Davio has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Davio: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Zuko arrives, following Sothantos.
Zuko has entered the area.
<Zuko in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Zuko has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Zuko: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Silas arrives, following Sothantos.
Silas has entered the area.
<Silas in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Silas has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Silas: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Niks arrives, following Sothantos.
Niks has entered the area.
<Niks in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Niks has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Niks: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Bahtell arrives, following Sothantos.
Bahtell has entered the area.
<Bahtell in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Bahtell has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Bahtell: West bank of the Pachacacha River
A ghostly apparition glides into view from the east.
Alexius has entered the area.
<Alexius in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Alexius has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Alexius: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Like a passing shadow, a charcoal black hippogriff glides in from the ether.
Aktillum arrives, following Sothantos.
Aktillum has entered the area.
<Aktillum in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Aktillum has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Aktillum: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Draekar arrives, following Sothantos.
Draekar has entered the area.
<Draekar in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Draekar has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Draekar: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Cooper arrives, following Sothantos.
Cooper has entered the area.
<Cooper in>
Your enhanced senses inform you that Cooper has entered West bank of the Pachacacha River nearby.
Cooper: West bank of the Pachacacha River
Sothantos has entered the area.
<Sothantos in> <-- ... oh
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Aktillum cocks back his arm and throws an obsidian dagger at you.
You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
<Verified>asthma
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Havyn exhales loudly.
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(Party): You say, "Wyverex in."
p Wyverex in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Havyn in."
p Havyn in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Ysebelle in."
p Ysebelle in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Garis in."
p Garis in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Bluef in."
p Bluef in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Zenui in."
p Zenui in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Davio in."
p Davio in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Zuko in."
p Zuko in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Silas in."
p Silas in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Niks in."
p Niks in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Bahtell in."
p Bahtell in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Alexius in."
p Alexius in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Aktillum in."
p Aktillum in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Draekar in."
p Draekar in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Cooper in."
p Cooper in.,You
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(Party): You say, "Sothantos in."
p Sothantos in.,You
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-Herb
You eat an aurum flake.
<Cured>asthma
Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured.
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You remove 1 aurum, bringing the total in the Rift to 831.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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You do not bleed, my friend.
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Havyn suddenly inhales deeply.
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You inhale deeply and begin holding your breath.
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You cease holding your breath and exhale loudly.
You inhale deeply and begin holding your breath.
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You cease holding your breath and exhale loudly.
You inhale deeply and begin holding your breath.
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You cease holding your breath and exhale loudly.
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The gremlin races between the legs of Davio.
Driven by the scent of fresh blood, the leech leaps and attaches itself to Davio.
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clan warriors tell y
Sothantos descends from above.
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Niks's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Niks enacts the Rite of Piety, declaring that all must be bound by their faith.
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(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "Y." <-- F finishing clearing, I'm out-oh god piety
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Havyn exhales loudly.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
<Ondef>rebounding
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A vacant look crosses Silas's face.
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Bluef takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
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Aktillum cocks back his arm and throws an obsidian dagger at you.
You quickly jump back, avoiding the attack. <-- Can't touch this
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Zuko pumps out at you with a powerful side kick.
You twist your body out of harm's way.
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Zuko unleashes a powerful hook towards you.
You dodge nimbly out of the way.
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Zuko unleashes a powerful hook towards you.
He connects to the torso! <-- Third times the charm
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Niks takes a long drag off his oaken pipe.
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astralform
<Undef>deaf
Davio lightly strikes the side of your head with his rapier, restoring your hearing.
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<Afflicted>stupidity
Davio sings the Passion of Imithia and your mind glazes with its beauty.
The songbird upon Davio's shoulder sings a pastorale of the fields and streams to you. You feel reluctant to leave the ground.
<Afflicted>vertigo <-- You bring a bard? There is no salvation for you
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You do not bleed, my friend.
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You do not bleed, my friend.
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-Focus
You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies.
<Cured>stupidity
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
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<Afflicted>stupidity
<Afflicted>epilepsy
<Afflicted>dizzy
You reel as your mind is viciously battered by a mental assault from Cooper.
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You may eat another plant or mineral.
+Herb
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Rebounding down!
Sothantos's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
<Undef>rebounding
Sothantos razes your aura of rebounding with Waning Mercies.
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"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" you moan, holding your head in pain.
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Ducking behind you, Sothantos strikes at your hamstring with a rigid grip.
The crippling blow renders your leg insensate.
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Sothantos takes a long drag off his pipe.
Target smoked!
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Wyverex's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
<Undef>speed
Wyverex razes your speed defence with an ornate steel rapier.
Wyverex viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into you.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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Sothantos takes a long drag off his pipe.
Target smoked!
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Garis's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Garis raises his arms above his head, and a strange blue light begins to emanate from between his palms.
Blue light crackles forth from Garis's palms, striking you down and snapping your puny limbs.
<limb_leftarm>Level 1
<limb_rightarm>Level 1
<limb_leftleg>Level 1
<limb_rightleg>Level 1
<Afflicted>prone
<Undef>mounted
You lose purchase on a giant roc.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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Achilles descends from above.
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Achilles's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
< 1 rends on left leg>
<Parry mode is last hit>
<left leg parry pending>
Achilles lunges forward with long, flashing claws extended, tearing down to the bones of your left leg.
Your shield completely absorbs the damage.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
<Verified>paralysed
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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Garis takes a long drag off his pipe.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
tell sohl emp
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Aktillum cocks back his arm and throws an obsidian dagger at you.
You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs. <-- Quality guy, no insult to injury hangedman needed here
<Verified>asthma
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Drawing an enormous breath, Achilles exhales, expelling a gale of wind with such force that you are knocked over.
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Achilles takes a long drag off his oaken pipe.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
You are no longer stunned.
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You tell Legatus Sohl Vallah, Herald of Ruin, "Emp."
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Opening his great maw, Draekar unleashes an overpowering blast of flesh-searing lightning at you. Your body goes rigid as you scream in mind-searing agony. <-- Just in case my passive shield auction artie ticked.
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Wyverex takes a long drag off his oaken pipe.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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Your lungs are much too constricted to smoke.
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(Party): Akia says, "Target: sothantos."
p Target: sothantos.,Akia <-- Oh god no don't come
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You cannot do that because both of your arms must be whole and unbound.
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You flap your arms madly.
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Paralysed as you are, your body is not able to pick up anything.
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You must be standing first.
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You cannot do that because both of your arms must be whole and unbound.
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You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
-Sipped health.
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You eat a potash crystal.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
-Moss
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You give up a round of applause.
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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Sothantos.
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As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.
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Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that.
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(Party): Dunn says, "Oh."
p Oh.,Dunn
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You take a drink from a maplewood vial.
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Sothantos takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
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His eyes dark and expression blank, Sothantos strikes you a hollow blow.
<Afflicted>voidfist
The emptiness of the void clutches at your soul. <-- Not cool guy, needs to learn gank decorum from Aktillum
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-Herb
You eat a magnesium chip.
<Voidfist>Caught eat
The mineral has no effect.
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Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that.
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Paralysed as you are, your body is not able to pick up anything.
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You must be standing first.
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You cannot do that because both of your arms must be whole and unbound.
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A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and you feel yourself irresistibly drawn inside.
Guardian's Avenue along the wall.
A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the ground here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.  Lianca, Occult Taskmaster is here. She wields a reflective shield of uncut emeralds in her right hand. Legatus Sohl Vallah, Herald of Ruin is here, shrouded. He wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of the Occultists in his right hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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You hug yourself compassionately.
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You waggle your eyebrows comically.
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-Salve
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
<Cured>limb_rightleg
The bones in your right leg mend.
<Thyme> Riftlock! Cause: -salve
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Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that.
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Your mind is able to focus once again.
+Focus
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(Party): Sohl says, "Tanris EMPRESSED."
p Tanris EMPRESSED.,Sohl
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(Party): Dunn says, "My god."
p My god.,Dunn <-- Yes, there is a god and he loves me.