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- >Day Bullshit in Equestria
- >Meet a pony.
- >He's a blank flank.
- >He's all flankflustered cuz he can't into good story.
- >"Aw man how do I write?"
- >You put on a small smile and walk over to him.
- "Hey, you need writing advice?"
- >"I'd love some, yeah!"
- >You kneel down to look at his work space. Just a small desk with parchment, ink and quill. The pony droops over it, staring depressingly at the blank page.
- "Well, I've always lived by one set of rules."
- >"What's that?"
- "When something gets hard to do..."
- >You lean over to the foal's ear
- >And shout.
- "You PUT YOUR DICK IN IT."
- >Expertly having hidden your unbuttoning pants, you thrust directly into the foal's arse.
- "UNF. UNF. YEAH. AW YEAH GURL."
- >"EEEOH GOD! I'm a boy!"
- "YEAH GURL."
- >The foal screams in pain, unable to escape your massive man claws as you thrust.
- "PICK UP THAT QUILL AND START WRITING."
- >"Eeeeuuh what do I write?!"
- "ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND. DO IT FAGGOT."
- >"Ok, OK! Just please go slower!"
- "NO BRAKES."
- >The foal starts writing madly, covering line after line in shaky ink lettering.
- "PUT SOME EMOTION INTO IT. YOUR CHARACTERS ARE TOO STOIC."
- >"What emotion do I use?!"
- "ALL OF IIIIIT."
- >Your thrusting intensifies, the foal being dragged from the desk with each push and pull.
- >"Ok, the first chapter is nearly done!"
- "WRAP THAT BITCH UP."
- >"I made a novel reference!"
- "LOOKS GOOD."
- >As he finishes, so do you, spending yourself in a ridiculous Japanese-styled explosion, but none landing on the page. Wiping off the foal, you look at his backside and see something on each flank.
- >A book and quill.
- "Looks like someone got their cutie mark. What's your name, kid?"
- >The foal is dazed, passing out on the desk, but manages a reply.
- >"Tra...True Story."
- >You stand, slapping his behind as you leave.
- "That's a cool story, True Story."
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