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  1. [1:52:09 AM] Fayse The Cat: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131216055535/jjba/images/7/7e/Spritedan.PNG
  2. [1:52:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: lookit dat color palette
  3. [1:52:27 AM] Fayse The Cat: Fatty Dan would look amazing in this
  4. [1:52:34 AM] Fayse The Cat: those bright purples and reds
  5. [1:52:49 AM] Fayse The Cat: accents his fatty stomach peeking out of it
  6. [1:53:23 AM] devo the corpulent: ...QUITE
  7. [1:53:35 AM] devo the corpulent: also dude what is that pose anyway
  8. [1:53:45 AM] Fayse The Cat: hes gonna stab a motherfucker
  9. [1:53:54 AM] devo the corpulent: I CAN SEE THAT
  10. [1:54:18 AM] devo the corpulent: take it down a notch dude
  11. [1:55:34 AM] Fayse The Cat: god those pants would look so cute and tight on his thick thighs
  12. [1:55:40 AM] Fayse The Cat: seams squeaking almost
  13. [1:56:51 AM] devo the corpulent: tru, and of course he would probably wear kinda-tight stuff to be a showoff
  14. [1:57:13 AM] Fayse The Cat: bends over and "accidentally" rips the seat of his pants
  15. [1:57:39 AM] devo the corpulent: good job there, bud
  16. [1:58:07 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Ooooops~"
  17. [1:58:54 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Oh noooo, you can see my little bottom poking out, and...o-ohh nooo...my underwear!"
  18. [1:59:09 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Someone should help meeeeee"
  19. [1:59:26 AM] devo the corpulent: 'little' you are not fooling me steely
  20. [2:00:29 AM] Fayse The Cat: he wears a tight shirt so he can show off his moobs gripping onto the fabric
  21. [2:00:36 AM] Fayse The Cat: theyre so big
  22. [2:00:42 AM] Fayse The Cat: so round and soft looking
  23. [2:00:56 AM] Fayse The Cat: they look so amazing pulling on the fabric like they do
  24. [2:01:21 AM] devo the corpulent: g-gotta love a confident man, truly
  25. [2:02:05 AM] Fayse The Cat: purposefully sits next to you
  26. [2:02:09 AM] Fayse The Cat: as close as possible
  27. [2:02:39 AM] Fayse The Cat: delicately eats his large meal but also peppers in little lip smacking noises and moans of pleasure
  28. [2:03:00 AM] Fayse The Cat: leans into you so his fat squishes into you softly
  29. [2:03:05 AM] Fayse The Cat: its all warm and comfy
  30. [2:03:15 AM] Fayse The Cat: gotta resist the urge to lean back
  31. [2:03:33 AM] devo the corpulent: steely i'm going to dropkick a wall if you dare frustrate me like this
  32. [2:04:04 AM] Fayse The Cat: and if you do touch him he pushes you back
  33. [2:04:20 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Ah ah ah, no touchiiiing, not while i'm eating"
  34. [2:05:02 AM] devo the corpulent: [loudly dropkicks said wall]
  35. [2:05:11 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Can I touch you after?"
  36. [2:05:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Hmmmm"
  37. [2:05:15 AM] Fayse The Cat: "No"
  38. [2:05:25 AM] Fayse The Cat: "You're trash, you don't deserve to touch me"
  39. [2:05:52 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Now lemme eat in peace"
  40. [2:06:35 AM] devo the corpulent: don't tell me things i already know danny BUT C'MON
  41. [2:06:55 AM] Fayse The Cat: and hed totally tease you afterwards too
  42. [2:07:25 AM] Fayse The Cat: because he wanted to torture you by forcing you to hang out with him for the whole day
  43. [2:07:37 AM] Fayse The Cat: you head back to a hotel room
  44. [2:07:41 AM] Fayse The Cat: sit on the bed
  45. [2:07:56 AM] Fayse The Cat: and he stands in front of you and starts taking off his clothes
  46. [2:08:30 AM] Fayse The Cat: takes off his shirt
  47. [2:09:03 AM] Fayse The Cat: as he does so his stomach drags up with it for a few seconds before coming back down and jiggling a little bit...well...not a little bit
  48. [2:09:19 AM] Fayse The Cat: its...its a lot bigger than you thought
  49. [2:09:25 AM] Fayse The Cat: that shirt was constricting him
  50. [2:09:49 AM] devo the corpulent: and yet i'm still not allowed to touch him, steely you're one hell of a sadist
  51. [2:10:02 AM] Fayse The Cat: grabs his own fat
  52. [2:10:08 AM] Fayse The Cat: grips his lovehandles
  53. [2:10:15 AM] Fayse The Cat: wiggles them around
  54. [2:10:49 AM] Fayse The Cat: puts his hands under his lapfat and pushes it up before dropping it back down, creating more jiggles
  55. [2:11:06 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Oh my...that dinner did a number on me didn't it?"
  56. [2:11:41 AM] devo the corpulent: jaysus crust on a crutch
  57. [2:11:51 AM] Fayse The Cat: then he starts to take off his pants
  58. [2:12:11 AM] Fayse The Cat: revealing his soft dimpled thighs and fleshy calves
  59. [2:12:57 AM] Fayse The Cat: his apron of fat hangs over the front of his underwear and you can see his ass, clinging tightly to his cute purple boxer shorts
  60. [2:13:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: the boxer shorts look even tighter than his pants!
  61. [2:13:22 AM] Fayse The Cat: one small move could tear them!
  62. [2:13:44 AM] Fayse The Cat: so now hes in nothing but his underwear and socks
  63. [2:13:56 AM] Fayse The Cat: and he lays back on the bed...the same bed YOU'RE sitting on
  64. [2:14:15 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Ahhhhhhhh, what a comfy bed"
  65. [2:14:28 AM] devo the corpulent: steely i don't feel like dropkicking any more walls my ribs are bruised stop tormenting me
  66. [2:14:38 AM] Fayse The Cat: "I hope you don't mind me taking your bed"
  67. [2:14:56 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Sure...we could both sleep on it, but that would mean that you would be cuddled up onto me"
  68. [2:14:58 AM] Fayse The Cat: "So no"
  69. [2:15:03 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Get in the other bed!"
  70. [2:15:36 AM] devo the corpulent: this is the best/worst day of my life thanks dude
  71. [2:15:57 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Now...what do you think of my body?"
  72. [2:16:04 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Be completely honest"
  73. [2:16:13 AM] Fayse The Cat: "If you are...maybe...juuuuust maybe..."
  74. [2:16:32 AM] Fayse The Cat: "I will let you have the pleasure of rubbing my belly"
  75. [2:17:26 AM] devo the corpulent: ur, pretty damn godlike if i'm supposed to be honest? i mean WITH THAT DESCRIPTION AND ALL..... sweats a lil
  76. [2:17:59 AM] Fayse The Cat: awww gosh
  77. [2:18:02 AM] Fayse The Cat: well i try my best
  78. [2:18:43 AM] devo the corpulent: i appreciate it yo
  79. [2:18:49 AM] Fayse The Cat: so you give him the most honest description
  80. [2:18:52 AM] Fayse The Cat: super honest
  81. [2:18:57 AM] Fayse The Cat: the most honest you can get
  82. [2:19:13 AM] Fayse The Cat: it almost looks like he's getting off on your description of his own body
  83. [2:19:21 AM] Fayse The Cat: blushing and huffing
  84. [2:19:27 AM] Fayse The Cat: squeezing his fat
  85. [2:19:45 AM] Fayse The Cat: slowly kicking his legs
  86. [2:19:52 AM] Fayse The Cat: rubbing them together
  87. [2:20:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: "O-OHH! STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW!"
  88. [2:20:30 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Hff...huff...alright...perhaps you are honest"
  89. [2:20:45 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Hmmmmrrrgh, a promise is a promise...and you paid in spades"
  90. [2:20:50 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Come here"
  91. [2:20:57 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Worship my body some more"
  92. [2:21:25 AM] devo the corpulent: caaaaaan do, work out that dropkicking frustration no thanks to yOUR ASS
  93. [2:21:27 AM] devo the corpulent: pfffs
  94. [2:21:52 AM] Fayse The Cat: "I will give you something to worship"
  95. [2:22:04 AM] Fayse The Cat: "touch me allllll overrrrrrr"
  96. [2:22:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: hes giving you free reign
  97. [2:22:27 AM] devo the corpulent: surprising but also very appreciated
  98. [2:22:42 AM] Fayse The Cat: well you made him blush
  99. [2:22:47 AM] Fayse The Cat: genuinely blush
  100. [2:22:49 AM] Fayse The Cat: thats a feat
  101. [2:23:31 AM] devo the corpulent: i DO have a way with words, to some extent [flexes dramatically] but haha yeah ALRIGHT I'LL TOUCH THAT SHIT LIKE IT AIN'T NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE
  102. [2:23:55 AM] Fayse The Cat: rub him and caress him
  103. [2:24:02 AM] Fayse The Cat: grope his moobs and...hmm
  104. [2:24:04 AM] Fayse The Cat: maybe
  105. [2:24:07 AM] Fayse The Cat: suckle on them a little
  106. [2:24:42 AM] Fayse The Cat: run your hands over his rolls and lovehandles, surprisingly, he has very few rolls
  107. [2:24:51 AM] Fayse The Cat: hes round and wide
  108. [2:25:18 AM] Fayse The Cat: save for some lovehandles and the apron of lapfat
  109. [2:25:27 AM] Fayse The Cat: hanging under the stomach
  110. [2:25:45 AM] Fayse The Cat: and his skin feels very soft and squishy
  111. [2:26:21 AM] Fayse The Cat: hug his fat arms
  112. [2:26:32 AM] Fayse The Cat: kiss his fat fingers
  113. [2:26:44 AM] devo the corpulent: y-yeah this all SERVES YOU RIGHT for teasing me....y-y-yeah take that
  114. [2:27:18 AM] Fayse The Cat: hold his fat face in your hands and rub a thumb over his two chins
  115. [2:27:44 AM] Fayse The Cat: its very difficult to tell where his head ends and his neck begins
  116. [2:28:03 AM] Fayse The Cat: its almost all melded together
  117. [2:28:29 AM] Fayse The Cat: a cute fatty fat fat in nothing but his underwear and socks
  118. [2:28:50 AM] Fayse The Cat: laying heavily on the hotel bed
  119. [2:29:05 AM] Fayse The Cat: and youre groping him all over as he's panting and huffing
  120. [2:29:40 AM] Fayse The Cat: give him a soft kiss on his chubby lips
  121. [2:29:56 AM] Fayse The Cat: he tastes like the food he ate
  122. [2:30:01 AM] devo the corpulent: well ain't he just a spoiled little pussycat? i don't mind tho lol
  123. [2:30:26 AM] Fayse The Cat: his lips carry a very very subtle seafood taste
  124. [2:30:46 AM] Fayse The Cat: tastes like gourmet lobster and other things
  125. [2:31:41 AM] devo the corpulent: well he obviously didn't share, so that's as close as i'm getting to actually tasting lobster i'll tell ya that much
  126. [2:32:08 AM] Fayse The Cat: "H-Hff...ohh...do I taste like lobster?"
  127. [2:32:32 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Can you taste the butter? The sweet flesh?"
  128. [2:33:06 AM] Fayse The Cat: "How about those little garlic biscuits I gobbled down before it came?"
  129. [2:33:25 AM] devo the corpulent: totally.
  130. [2:34:08 AM] Fayse The Cat: "How about the blue cheese I drenched that salad in?"
  131. [2:34:27 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Remember? I dunked the biscuits in the blue cheese too...it tasted so good"
  132. [2:34:36 AM] Fayse The Cat: "Such a shame you didn't get to taste it"
  133. [2:35:29 AM] devo the corpulent: h-haha yea what a shame ya dick BUT IN FAIRNESS THIS IS PROBABLY BETTER. sweats a lil more
  134. [2:35:40 AM] Fayse The Cat: awwwwwwwww shiiit i gotta head to bed, its 2 AM over here
  135. [2:35:43 AM] Fayse The Cat: niiiiight
  136. [2:35:57 AM] devo the corpulent: alrighty dear, THANKS FOR THEM GOOD THOUGHTS and rest well
  137. [2:36:07 AM] Fayse The Cat: no prob bob
  138. [2:36:14 AM] Fayse The Cat: gotta share the fat Steelys
  139. [2:36:16 AM] Fayse The Cat: Flabby Dans
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